No Such Thing As A Fish

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  1. No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg

    17 juli 2015 · 33 min

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    Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.

  2. No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run

    10 juli 2015 · 35 min

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    Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.

  3. No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle

    3 juli 2015 · 30 min

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    Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.

  4. No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues

    26 juni 2015 · 34 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.

  5. No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood

    19 juni 2015 · 35 min

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    Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.

  6. No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus

    12 juni 2015 · 36 min

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    Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.

  7. No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

    5 juni 2015 · 29 min

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    Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.

  8. No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock

    29 mei 2015 · 36 min

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    Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.

  9. No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda

    22 mei 2015 · 41 min

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    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.

  10. No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand

    15 mei 2015 · 45 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.

  11. No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement

    8 mei 2015 · 34 min

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    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.

  12. No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard

    1 mei 2015 · 44 min

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    In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.

  13. No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant

    24 april 2015 · 40 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.

  14. No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse

    17 april 2015 · 37 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.

  15. No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato

    10 april 2015 · 39 min

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    Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.

  16. No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers

    3 april 2015 · 40 min

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    Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.

  17. No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture

    27 maart 2015 · 37 min

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    Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.

  18. No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty

    20 maart 2015 · 42 min

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    Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.

  19. No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine

    13 maart 2015 · 51 min

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    Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.

  20. No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat

    7 maart 2015 · 43 min

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    Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.

  21. No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style

    27 februari 2015 · 45 min

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    Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.

  22. No Such Thing As A Buff Panda

    25 februari 2015 · 33 min

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    Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.

  23. No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish

    20 februari 2015 · 34 min

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    Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves

  24. No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer

    14 februari 2015 · 33 min

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    Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.

  25. No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum

    7 februari 2015 · 44 min

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    Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes.

  26. No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome

    30 januari 2015 · 44 min

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    Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service.

  27. No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup

    23 januari 2015 · 32 min

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    Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.

  28. No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette

    16 januari 2015 · 37 min

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    Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.

  29. No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel

    9 januari 2015 · 46 min

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    Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.

  30. No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material

    31 december 2014 · 29 min

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    New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex and Anne discuss the discovery of Tahiti, sweary astronauts, the Queen's nickname, and the Snow Yeti of Wales. Lees meer
  31. No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer

    24 december 2014 · 41 min

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    Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose intolerant neanderthals, 19th century copyright pirates, penguins in Christmas jumpers and the patron saint of television. Lees meer
  32. No Such Thing As Captain Trousers

    19 december 2014 · 33 min

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    Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinosaur erotica, Obama's honey ale and history's greatest farter.

  33. No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space

    12 december 2014 · 35 min

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    Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss irritated astronauts, meaty rain, Britain's loudest snorer, and the garden party you don't want to get invited to.

  34. No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel

    6 december 2014 · 46 min

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    Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels Atomium, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) Anna (#getannaontwitter) and special guest Lieven Scheire (@lievenscheire) discuss love huts, space pizzas, door-based ants, and rehab for drunk birds. Lees meer
  35. No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics

    28 november 2014 · 32 min

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    Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss volcano cremation, the world's oldest spider web, prison newspapers, the emergency Olympic Games, and what happens if you kill the pope.

  36. No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie

    21 november 2014 · 32 min

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    Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss criminal camels, ancient yo-yos, trucking bees, maize mazes and terrible reasons to call 999.

  37. No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie

    15 november 2014 · 56 min

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    Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the invention of sarcasm, the Antarctic Fire Department, dogs disguised as lions, and a Ming dynasty astronaut. Lees meer
  38. No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle

    7 november 2014 · 33 min

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    Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the scent of a comet, sky girls in go-go boots, the James Bonds that could have been and the most expensive thing Bruce Willis ever bought. Lees meer
  39. No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken

    30 oktober 2014 · 33 min

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    Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss vampire finches, suppository broomsticks, the difference between a witch and a sorcerer, and why you should really be listening to this on 12 May. Lees meer

    Check out qi.com/halloween for more.

  40. No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown

    25 oktober 2014 · 34 min

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    Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician Ash Gardner (@emperor_yes) discuss useless Presidential gifts, great big arrows, Tom and Jerry’s sweet ending, and a passport carrying pharaoh. Lees meer
  41. No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie

    17 oktober 2014 · 32 min

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    Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his mushroom, weird wedding customs and who invented the electric pillow.

  42. No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music

    11 oktober 2014 · 51 min

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    Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss cow-based computer code, who won the Bone Wars and how northern accents beat the Nazis.

  43. No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn

    3 oktober 2014 · 36 min

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    Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal theme tunes and how to get drunk on a shark.

  44. No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam

    26 september 2014 · 30 min

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    Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things clammy...

  45. No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth

    19 september 2014 · 31 min

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    Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Anna (@nosuchthing), Andy (@andrewhunterm), and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old ladies in space, a gang of spying squirrels, Gandalf the Grey's real name, and more...

  46. No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact

    13 september 2014 · 43 min

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    Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswords, slinkies on escalators and sagging yeti breasts.

  47. No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants

    5 september 2014 · 29 min

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    Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow fighting in the trenches and how to avoid incest in Iceland.

  48. No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot

    29 augustus 2014 · 31 min

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    Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Alex (@alexbell) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, giant birds' nests and how to play Hooverball.

  49. No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath

    21 augustus 2014 · 35 min

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    Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss a scream louder than the Big Bang, pigeon-shooting physicists, accidental porn, yawning your soul away, and why a beard in battle is a bad idea. Lees meer
  50. No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter

    14 augustus 2014 · 30 min

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    Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a human, ancient ham, apes using iPads and the definition of Wales.