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Mark Prepared For This
14 februari 2025 · 1 uur 2 min
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
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WordPad Broke
10 februari 2025 · 1 uur 2 min
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
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Acronyms, But Better
7 februari 2025 · 58 min
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
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Big Dog Energy
3 februari 2025 · 1 uur 5 min
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
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More Broken News
31 januari 2025 · 52 min
Wade gets himself canceled.
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Order Matters Too
27 januari 2025 · 1 uur 2 min
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
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There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
24 januari 2025 · 1 uur 12 min
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
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Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
20 januari 2025 · 1 uur 5 min
Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires.
As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
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Where Am I?!
10 januari 2025 · 55 min
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
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The Distractible Paradox
6 januari 2025 · 52 min
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Lees meer
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Time and Stuff
3 januari 2025 · 52 min
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
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Does Order Matters?
30 december 2024 · 1 uur
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
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New Year, Old Us
27 december 2024 · 1 uur 3 min
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
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Merry Christmas, Bob!
23 december 2024 · 1 uur 7 min
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
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[Insert Topic Here]
20 december 2024 · 1 uur 4 min
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
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What's Wrong With Video Games?
16 december 2024 · 1 uur 1 min
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
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Mark of Theseus
13 december 2024 · 56 min
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
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The Cost Is Correct
9 december 2024 · 53 min
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
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Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
6 december 2024 · 1 uur 4 min
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
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Top 10 Things
2 december 2024 · 1 uur 1 min
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
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Wade For President
29 november 2024 · 1 uur 9 min
Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
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Florida or No Florida?
25 november 2024 · 56 min
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
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Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
22 november 2024 · 1 uur 1 min
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
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The Election Episode
18 november 2024 · 56 min
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
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Wade Is Sopping
15 november 2024 · 44 min
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
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Get Mad Libs
11 november 2024 · 49 min
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
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Edutainment!
8 november 2024 · 1 uur 1 min
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
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Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
4 november 2024 · 1 uur
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
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Definitely Real Things
1 november 2024 · 51 min
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
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Never Hug Your Teacher
28 oktober 2024 · 1 uur 3 min
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
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Movie Villain Awards
25 oktober 2024 · 1 uur
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
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Two Sentence Horror Stories
21 oktober 2024 · 53 min
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
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QUITTER!
18 oktober 2024 · 1 uur
You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
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Parlor Games
14 oktober 2024 · 49 min
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out.
NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
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Get More Stupider (Part 2)
11 oktober 2024 · 55 min
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
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Try New Things
7 oktober 2024 · 1 uur 4 min
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
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What Song Do You See?
4 oktober 2024 · 1 uur
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
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The Most Cursed Moments
30 september 2024 · 1 uur 6 min
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
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All Nighters
27 september 2024 · 1 uur 3 min
We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
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The Episode You Can Taste
23 september 2024 · 1 uur 5 min
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
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Nah, I'd Win
20 september 2024 · 53 min
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
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WikiHow About Now?
16 september 2024 · 58 min
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
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Talent
13 september 2024 · 51 min
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
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Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
9 september 2024 · 43 min
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
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Bob's Secret Words
6 september 2024 · 44 min
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
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Conspiracy. CHANGE!
2 september 2024 · 51 min
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
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We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
30 augustus 2024 · 50 min
(WARNING: NSFW)
Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
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Mark's Secret Words
26 augustus 2024 · 1 uur 2 min
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
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The Dumb Of Introverts
23 augustus 2024 · 1 uur 3 min
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
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On Success
19 augustus 2024 · 1 uur 5 min
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
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