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Don't Laugh
20 juni 2022 · 1 uur 1 min
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter.
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Who's The Worst
13 juni 2022 · 1 uur 5 min
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter...
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The Bobs & The Bees
6 juni 2022 · 1 uur 11 min
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can.
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We Got Screwed
30 mei 2022 · 1 uur 13 min
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!!
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F*ck You Energy
23 mei 2022 · 57 min
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss!
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Wade's Secret Words
16 mei 2022 · 56 min
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible.
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So Bad It's Good
9 mei 2022 · 1 uur 3 min
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good.
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Aliens Among Us
2 mei 2022 · 1 uur
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe...
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Oh No, The Future UwU
25 april 2022 · 57 min
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic.
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Serotonin
18 april 2022 · 1 uur 7 min
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
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We Die On Your Hills
11 april 2022 · 1 uur 4 min
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on.
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Self Confidence
4 april 2022 · 1 uur 1 min
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
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Superstitions
28 maart 2022 · 1 uur 3 min
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.”
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Disappointing Our Parents
21 maart 2022 · 1 uur
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.
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Pet Stories
14 maart 2022 · 1 uur 1 min
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up!
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Hill I Will Die On
7 maart 2022 · 1 uur
Prepare for a lot of hot takes...
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Criminally Subliminal
28 februari 2022 · 59 min
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own.
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Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
21 februari 2022 · 54 min
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking.
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The Distractible Threesome
14 februari 2022 · 59 min
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.”
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Waste of Money
7 februari 2022 · 55 min
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more!
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Funniest Joke In The World
31 januari 2022 · 53 min
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results!
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Beware The Candy Uncle...
24 januari 2022 · 58 min
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy.
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Bad Habits
17 januari 2022 · 1 uur 1 min
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter!
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Cryptids Are Scary
10 januari 2022 · 52 min
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids.
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The Perfect Meal
3 januari 2022 · 54 min
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
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Failed Resolutions
27 december 2021 · 55 min
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated.
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Christmas Gone Wrong
20 december 2021 · 52 min
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.
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Humanity Is Bad
13 december 2021 · 49 min
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well…
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Never Give Up
6 december 2021 · 52 min
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.
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That One Guy
29 november 2021 · 57 min
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?
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Young & Stupid
22 november 2021 · 53 min
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!
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We Are All Going To Die
15 november 2021 · 53 min
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?
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Old Men
8 november 2021 · 54 min
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there.
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Fears & Fetishes
1 november 2021 · 58 min
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish.
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I Was Wrong...
25 oktober 2021 · 53 min
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...
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Dangerous Coasters
18 oktober 2021 · 54 min
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of...
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Dating Advice
11 oktober 2021 · 1 uur 7 min
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around.
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Lies From Parents
4 oktober 2021 · 52 min
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults.
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Life Plan
27 september 2021 · 54 min
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse…
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King of Meat
20 september 2021 · 1 uur 3 min
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats.
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Dreams & Nightmares
13 september 2021 · 55 min
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams.
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How Dare You
6 september 2021 · 57 min
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them.
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Oh Sh*t Moments
30 augustus 2021 · 56 min
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind...
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How to Make a Best Friend
23 augustus 2021 · 47 min
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend...
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Future
16 augustus 2021 · 1 uur
This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…?
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Happy Funerals
9 augustus 2021 · 50 min
Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like!
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Kids Are Stupid
2 augustus 2021 · 1 uur 3 min
The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
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Perfect Crime
26 juli 2021 · 1 uur 3 min
This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?"
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Synchronicity
19 juli 2021 · 56 min
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
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Hold My Beer
12 juli 2021 · 59 min
Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days…
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