Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
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S3 E40 Bristol Bangers - Part Three
22 oktober 2026 · 57 min
We arrive in Bristol with a real government threat replication expert and one mission: to conduct a hostile reconnaissance of the crime scene and get inside the minds of the perps. Lees meer
But going undercover takes planning. We need new identities, convincing cover stories, and a way to blend in without blowing our cover.
Who will we become? And will our undercover operation go to plan?
The finale drops 5th November
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S3 E39 Bristol Bangers - Part Two
8 oktober 2026 · 41 min
It all began with a pile of sausages in a Bristol park. Now, every lead points to one perp: The Meat Bros. The undercover brunch is set. Our experts are in place: a top-clearance government threat specialist and a leading sausage authority. Lees meer
They'll help us reconstruct the crime and identify the sausage brand. Then we'll have all the evidence we need to confront the perps. The Meat Bros will not see us coming…
Part Three drops 22nd October.
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S3 E38 Bristol Bangers - Part One
24 september 2026 · 47 min
A pile of hundreds, possibly thousands, of raw pork sausages appeared overnight in the middle of a park in Bristol, UK. And nobody seems to know how they got there. Lees meer
Was it a crime against British sausage loving culture? A crime against vegans? Or a sausage heist gone horribly wrong? In this episode, we speak to two key witnesses in an attempt to answer two burning questions:
Who the hell planted up to 60kg of raw sausages there, and WHY?
Part Two drops 8th October.
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S3 E37 Jurassic Prank - BONUS
23 september 2026 · 39 min
In late 2020, Will arrived home one day to find a small fluffy T-Rex planted on his front porch. No note. No explanation. Lees meer
He didn't think much of it until a few days later, another dinosaur arrived. It was larger. And it came with an anonymous note. And then, a few days later, the third and final dinosaur was planted. This one was so large it was almost the size of a giant adult.
Was this a sinister threat in fluff form or a twisted thank you note?
For our Patreon peeps... we will invite you to discuss theories and case solving strategies at the next Detective Livestream.
So listen, take notes, and join us in the digital case solving room this month.
The next case opens tomorrow, September 24th.
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S3 E36 Dance Floor Dropper - The Finale
10 september 2026 · 46 min
The perpetrator is only one phone call away. So we decide to make the call. Lees meer
But the ultimate question remains… will the Dance Floor Dropper confess?
And it’s boob tube / strawpedo time, AKA our final undercover operation inside the Acca. We might finally get the answers we’ve been looking for.
It's time to close this investigation once and for all.
The next case opens September 24th.
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S3 E35 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Five
27 augustus 2026 · 39 min
Halifax’s Biggest Hand Competition was a success (ish). And it brings us one step closer to confronting the Dance Floor Dropper. Lees meer
A man called Christopher suddenly becomes the key to whole investigation. We need to get him on side. If we play our cards right, the perpetrator could be just one phone call away.
But with the entire investigation resting on our next move, there’s no room for (any more) mistakes.
The Finale drops Sept 10th.
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S3 E34 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Four
13 augustus 2026 · 44 min
We finally know what the poopetrator looks like. But we don't know his name. Lees meer
There's only one way to lure in this big handed ginger man. And that is by launching Halifax's biggest hand competition…. any questions?
Part Five drops August 27th.
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S3 E33 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Three
30 juli 2026 · 1 uur 4 min
It's time to put everything Detective Superintendent Nora Holford taught us into practice. Lees meer
Three witnesses. Three people who were there when the crime was committed, who saw things they will never be able to un-see. There's just one problem. No one has any idea who this poopetrator is or how to track them down. With nothing more than a description to go on, we're forced into our most innovative case solving strategy yet. And then out of nowhere, an anonymous tip comes through. One singular text message that changes everything.
Part Four drops August 13th.
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S3 E32 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Two
16 juli 2026 · 45 min
This is no ordinary investigation. We are tackling a case serious enough for the police to get involved. Lees meer
Karen doesn’t trust we can handle this on our own so we join forces with a retired police superintendent. Our unqualified detective agency is swiftly reorganised, a new hierarchy implemented, and we get a glimpse into how real professionals run investigations. For the first time we need to pretend that we know what we’re doing.
And as the case gathers momentum, contact is finally made with a masked man claiming to be perp.
Part Three drops July 30th.
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S3 E31 Dance Floor Dropper - Part One
2 juli 2026 · 46 min
An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene. Lees meer
Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why?
We expected witnesses. We hoped for suspects. What we didn't expect (this early) was a confession.
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S3 E30 BONUS - Q2 Quarterly Crime Review
1 juli 2026 · 43 min
The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance. Lees meer
Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q2’s cases: Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?, Mayonnaise Madness and Willy Wonka Scam.
This quarter, PC Helen is definitely not holding back.
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S3 E29 Willy Wonka Scam - Part Two
18 juni 2026 · 46 min
It’s time for our surprise foursome virtual date with Ian and Alana. The romantic intervention nobody asked for, but one we committed to anyway. Lees meer
Will sparks fly? Or will this be the worst idea we've ever had? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain. Things are about to get… uncomfortable.
The next case opens on July 2nd.
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S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One
4 juni 2026 · 48 min
The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters. Lees meer
This week, we hear the story from the people who lived it; the actor who played 'Willy Wonka', the actress who played the "Sad Oompa Loompa" and a mother and two children who can never unsee what they saw that day.
Our investigation begins with one simple mission - identify the biggest victim of the scam and get closure for them.
And then our innocent investigation suddenly takes a romantic turn that absolutely nobody asked for.
Part Two drops June 18th.
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S3 E27 BONUS - Q1 Quarterly Crime Review
2 juni 2026 · 30 min
In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance. Lees meer
Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q1’s cases: Phantom Cleaner, Doggy Bag and Boob Bandit.
Were investigative objectives achieved? Are we delivering value to our listeners? And most importantly, what do our KPIs reveal?
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S3 E26 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Three
21 mei 2026 · 43 min
It’s time for the final showdown with the perp. Lees meer
The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho event.
But his friend Tobin will not be there, and there will be no nachos tonight.
Instead two detectives will be lying in wait, ready to ambush him, strap him up to the USB polygraph military edition v 3.0 lie detector machine, and ask him the big question: WHY?
One thing is certain, we will get the answers we came for.
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S3 E25 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Two
7 mei 2026 · 50 min
The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least. Lees meer
Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider network of mayonnaise molesters operating within Detective LK’s inner circle?
We return to the Red Light District to question a dangerously familiar suspect from Season 1.
And then… the ambush. But when the moment comes, will the target walk straight into our trap or will he come prepared?
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S3 E24 Mayonnaise Madness - Part One
23 april 2026 · 40 min
Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim. Lees meer
Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything…
Mayonnaise.
Someone in her inner circle is behind this, testing her, messing with her. Seeing if she can finally crack a case for once.
Then, a suspect from Season 1 resurfaces, and things get complicated. And very personal.
Someone out there is watching. We don’t know who. We don’t know why, but we do know one thing: this maniac has messed with the wrong Detective.
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S3 E23 Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?
9 april 2026 · 51 min
A bachelor party at a beach house in Florida takes a sinister turn when someone leaves behind more than just memories. At 4.30am the groom-to-be entered the kitchen and discovered a silver service cloche covering something that nobody ordered. There’s only one way to find out what truly went down that night, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure… Lees meer
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S3 E22 Boob Bandit - Part Three
26 maart 2026 · 48 min
The final showdown with Dave. Detective Lauren Kilby goes full bad cop and takes zero prisoners. The clock is ticking and everything's on the line: friendship, ethics, survival, breasts and most importantly closure. Boob Bandit, IT'S TIME. Lees meer
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S3 E21 Boob Bandit - Part Two
26 maart 2026 · 39 min
Amber reveals who she caught chewing outside the shelter in the dead of night. Steven and Waz are brought in for questioning. Lees meer
One thing is clear. All evidence and suspicion leads to one suspect. Dave. He's stayed silent for as long as he could. But nobody can stay silent forever...
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S3 E20 Boob Bandit - Part One
12 maart 2026 · 51 min
In 2022, six elite survivalists were clinging to life in the Peruvian Amazon after 39 days of extreme survival. Lees meer
Starving and desperate, one of them shot down a huge turkey-like bird. They put it in a pot to simmer through the night, and fell asleep dreaming of the meal that would carry them to the finish line. But by morning, their shelter had transformed from a place of trust and family… into a crime scene.
The pot, once filled with hope, was now missing one and a half breasts.
The jungle might keep your secrets. But we don’t. We’re coming for you Boob Bandit…
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S3 E19 Doggy Bag - Part Five
26 februari 2026 · 1 uur 1 min
It all ends today*. Lees meer
It's time to chase down the last two remaining leads in our frantic mission to get justice for João; Ana from the Slovenian chain, and Joanna from the Dutch chain. Will they lead us to the source of the lie or to to João's parents?
A shocking confession from a superspreader reveals how his fake story reached millions. And to close the case, we launch a social experiment designed to rewrite the future of this legend. We didn't think it would end like this but here we are...
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S3 E18 Doggy Bag - Part Four
12 februari 2026 · 42 min
After asking listeners to submit their own versions of this story, we start building a global timeline. One that tracks how this story mutated and spread across borders and decades. Lees meer
Then we find it. A newspaper article from 1904. Suddenly João is the least of our problems. And just as we're ready to give up (again)… a key witness steps forward.
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S3 E17 Doggy Bag - Part Three
29 januari 2026 · 44 min
The long awaited investigation returns in our attempt to finally find Justice for João. Lees meer
At the end of Doggy Bag Part 2, we put out a call to listeners across the world asking for any leads connected to this story. What came back was nothing short of shocking.
This is the episode where myth meets evidence. Where coincidence becomes pattern. And where we start to believe this story could actually... be true.
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S3 E16 Phantom Cleaner - Part Two
15 januari 2026 · 35 min
Contact is finally made with the sole witness to this crime - a small leopard gecko who goes by the name Persephone. And against all odds, she leads us directly to our prime suspect. The only person who fits this crime perfectly, with both motive and intent. Lees meer
But when the suspect is finally confronted, a confusing confession sends us spiralling. Reality starts to wobble. And we are left asking ourselves some very serious questions including but not limited to: have we been out-detectived by a gecko?
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S3 E15 Phantom Cleaner - Part One
31 december 2025 · 40 min
What kind of criminal breaks into your home… and cleans it? Lees meer
When a man from Massachusetts leaves the house with his son, he returns to a scene of domestic disturbance. Floors scrubbed. Surfaces polished. Toys in his son’s room neatly rearranged, and intricate toilet paper roses left in the bathrooms. Nothing stolen. Nothing damaged. Just a mysteriously cleaned house, with no explanation why.
At first, this appears to be a hopeless case with no leads, no motive and zero suspects. But things take a sharp turn when an unlikely witness emerges. There's only one tiny problem... this witness isn’t human.
Undeterred, we attempt to make contact with the creature, embarking on a journey that is as bizarre as it is revealing. And if you thought we’d hit peak unhinged already… you have no idea what’s coming.
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S3 E14 Pleasurable Percentages - BONUS
18 december 2025 · 24 min
How good are we at solving crimes… statistically speaking? Lees meer
After several months of operating the Unqualified Detective Agency, we finally attempt to answer the question no one asked but everyone fears: what is our actual crime-solving success rate?
A supposedly simple calculation quickly descends into bickering, selective memory, creative accounting, and a spirited debate over what should and definitely should not count as “solved”.
To restore order, we bring in a professional statistician to crunch the numbers properly. The result is a percentage so alarming it raises serious questions about competence, confidence, and whether maths should ever be trusted.
If you’ve ever wondered how not to measure success, this bonus episode is for you.
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S3 E13 Santa Snatcher
18 december 2025 · 46 min
On 14th December 2019, a child-sized decorative Santa vanished from The Strawberry Hall pub in Dublin. Lees meer
But this wasn’t your average festive felony.
Within 24 hours, photos of the kidnapped Santa began appearing on a dedicated Instagram account, mocking the pub, and taunting Ireland.
And then came the twist no one was prepared for. Santa wasn’t just stolen… he was being held for ransom. For €5,000, to be precise.
As the investigation deepens, the plot thickens with every clue. Was this the work of opportunistic thieves? A carefully orchestrated prank? Or most disturbingly - was this an inside job?
It’s beginning to look a lot like… evidence.
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S3 E12 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Four
4 december 2025 · 31 min
In the tense finale of Rural Rectal Rampage, we finally meet the shadowy figure pulling the strings behind the entire scandal. Lees meer
A seemingly simple confrontation unravels into something far more complex… an unexpected motive that forces everyone to rethink everything they thought they knew about the crime… and about themselves.
As we piece together the true intent behind the Rampage, we arrive at a dangerous crossroads: is our duty simply to solve crimes…or has this investigation pushed us toward actually committing one?
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S3 E11 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Three
4 december 2025 · 35 min
A prime suspect suddenly blocks Karen from all form of communication, disappearing without a trace. Meanwhile, a reckless pyramid scheme involving teenagers spirals wildly out of control, taking the case to fresh levels of unprofessionalism. Lees meer
Desperate for answers, Karen takes stalking to bold new heights, while Lauren conducts a final high pressure interrogation that could make or break the entire investigation.
Who truly set the Rural Rectal Rampage in motion, and what twisted mind wakes up one day and chooses this life?
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S3 E10 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Two
20 november 2025 · 42 min
The investigation reaches new levels of desperation. Lees meer
We find ourselves loitering outside a school, attempting to brief two teenagers on an undercover mission. We consult a nurse about the medical implications of anal insertions. And out of nowhere, a mysterious stranger appears with divine intervention.
But nothing prepares us for the final question....is this scandal confined to Chipping Norton…or is it far bigger than we ever imagined?
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S3 E9 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part One
6 november 2025 · 37 min
The quiet streets of Chipping Norton are no longer at peace. A phantom prankster - or an organised ring of pranksters - is targeting local stores and tagging innocent household items with stickers that say “for rectal use only.” Lees meer
As the town’s elderly residents grow increasingly distraught, the pressure mounts on Detective LK and KW to put an end to the madness.
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S3 E8 Doggy Bag - Part Two
23 oktober 2025 · 42 min
Just as Detective LK and KW thought they were closing in on the truth, one shocking revelation blows the whole case wide open. Lees meer
Confusion mounts, new leads emerge, and a tender goodbye is said to Joao, the four legged creature at the heart of the story.
Buckle up for the ride - the mystery of this canine's demise is far from over.
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S3 E7 Doggy Bag - Part One
9 oktober 2025 · 46 min
Through a dark twist of fate a dead dog named Joao vanishes in the most unlikely theft imaginable. Lees meer
A bizarre mistake spirals into a rollercoaster of chaos, deception, and the relentless hunt for answers. Each revelation pulls us deeper into shadows where nothing is as it seems.
Set against the glittering façade of Paris’s Champs-Élysées, one haunting question lingers: will justice for Joao ever be found?
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S3 E6 Who Shat In My Dishwasher?
25 september 2025 · 51 min
Veronica’s Saturday morning began like any other, quiet and unremarkable. But by midday, her home had transformed from a place of comfort to a scene of unspeakable violation. Lees meer
The dishwasher, once a symbol of cleanliness, was now a crime scene.
Who shat in Veronica's dishwasher and why? A simple yet extremely effective process of elimination proving that we are really good detectives, will uncover the shocking truth.
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S3 E5 Human v. Bear - Part Two
11 september 2025 · 45 min
In the trial of Human v. Bear, Karen and Detective LK face the intense challenge of becoming opposing lawyers. Lees meer
Will the bears 'zips' be the defence's downfall? Will the muffin top theory topple the prosecution? What will the jury decide?
One thing is clear. A verdict will be reached. And there is a lot at stake.
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S3 E4 Human v. Bear - Part One
28 augustus 2025 · 39 min
In 2023, photos of a sun bear at Hangzhou Zoo in Eastern China broke the internet. Why? Because the bear was waving and looked suspiciously like a bloke in a ill-fitted bear suit. Lees meer
But what is the truth, is this an authentic sun bear or a human in disguise?
To get to the bottom of it, the unqualified detectives call in the experts: animatronic bear suit specialist Nik Williams and Dr. Wong, CEO of the Bornean Sun Bear Foundation.
But the deeper they dig, the stranger it gets. Suspicions, motives, and questions are piling up. There is only one solution: temporarily hang up the detective hats, don the lawyer robes, and stage a full trial with a jury to settle the matter once and for all.
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S3 E3 Fecal Fugitive - BONUS
14 augustus 2025 · 20 min
What is the correct etiquette when facing a digestive dilemma at a wedding? How should the poopetrator at Andrea's wedding have acted to maintain grace and dignity after committing their fecal felony? Lees meer
Detective Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the Detective Karen Whitehouse interview William Hanson - the UK's leading etiquette expert and co-host of legendary podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' to get some answers.
If you are thinking of becoming a poopetrator, this episode is for you. Tune in now to learn how to commit these crimes in style.
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S3 E2 Fecal Fugitive - Part Two
14 augustus 2025 · 48 min
The race to unmask the poopetrator ends here. In the finale of Fecal Fugitive, Detective LK and Assistant to the Detective KW follow the final leads to flush out the truth. Lees meer
One suspect is released from custody. Another faces the the cold, harsh reality of the evidence against them.
In the final interrogation, the motive for the crime is revealed. And a family once torn apart by a fecal disaster is reunited through closure and understanding. Check out the special Fecal Fugitive bonus episode which is live NOW.
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S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One
31 juli 2025 · 35 min
A dream wedding in the woods takes a filthy turn when a guest leaves more than just memories behind. With the cops refusing to investigate, the detectives race to unmask the poopetrator. Was it the wedding bean obsessed brother-in-law? A bridesmaid in political sweatpants? There’s only one way to find out, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure. Lees meer
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Season 3 Trailer - When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes
22 juli 2025 · 5 min
WE’RE BACK! This season, ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the ‘Detective’, Karen Whitehouse, return to take on a fresh batch of ridiculous mysteries and listener-submitted non-crime crimes from around the world. Our case selection criteria is simple: “anything the cops laugh at is a case for us.” We give ourselves 24 hours to crack each case, and that’s because time is money but also because precision / professionalism are overrated. Lees meer
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S2 BONUS EPISODE - ‘Hawaiian shirt fashion show’
14 februari 2025 · 22 min
In this special bonus episode, the team reveal their biggest failure of Season 2. Lees meer
How did they end up in the middle of nowhere in Sweden, with Karen directing a musicless fashion show with 13 models who are all wearing Hawaiian shirts? One thing becomes extremely clear - not all failure leads to success.
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S1 BONUS EPISODE - 'Drunk Women Solving Crime x Who shat on the floor at my wedding'
28 augustus 2024 · 57 min
If you've always wondered what would happen if we joined forces with the lovely ladies behind 'Drunk Women Solving Crime' in front of a live audience, then wonder no more, because that's exactly what we did, and you can listen to the outcome in this special one-off collab episode. Lees meer
Tune in to hear us attempt to crack a rather unusal case with theories involving wolverines, mittens and of course class A Drugs. Follow us on instagram to check out the behind the scenes pictures from the show.
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S2 E11 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Logistics of the peep hole”
1 augustus 2024 · 1 uur 4 min
In the dramatic finale of The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case, Detective Lauren Kilby and her assistants finally get answers and resolution to the case. Who was the mastermind and what was their motive? Lees meer
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S2 E10 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Butterfly effect’
25 juli 2024 · 32 min
Perpetrator meets victim. And the future of friendships hang in the balance. Lees meer
Motives are unearthed and explained, and a shocking new revelation brings an unexpected twist in the investigation. Detective Lauren’s coathanger theory finally comes into play and we get a match.
As the trio finally start getting resolution in the case, it opens up more questions. Things hot up as they hone in on the mastermind and it finally dawns on them what Best friend Vanja meant by “go back to the list”. Will they catch the mastermind?
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S2 E9 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Thank you and sorry”
18 juli 2024 · 45 min
The forensic results from the grey hair are IN and the team finally uncover who the hair belongs to. Will this lead them to the perpetrator? Lees meer
With 2 days left in Sweden, the team are looking for a person that Vanja knows and trusts, and who Kristina knows, and who made the important phone call to Vanja on 30th June.
So they go on a rampage to ambush final suspects’ and dig through their phone history (without warrants or permission). Will they find a phone call that matches?
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S2 E8 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘The man in the yellow jacket'
11 juli 2024 · 44 min
The team drive straight over to best friend Vanja’s house to find out what information she’s been hiding from Kristina for 12 years. And the answer truly rocks the trio to their core in what becomes the biggest twist in the case so far. What secrets lie between the two best friends, and will their friendship survive this revelation? Lees meer
Having staged a well planned ambush at suspect Kjell’s house, the team finally get some answers. Feeling like they’re honing in on the mastermind, they submit the grey hair that was extracted from the suitcase in for forensic examination. Jo Millington pulls through with mates rates.
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S2 E7 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Scratchy scratch’
4 juli 2024 · 37 min
The clock is ticking. The detectives only have four days left in Sweden to crack this case. Lees meer
Cousin Per and Cousin Klas have contradicting stories and it’s time to find out who is lying and why. Some key evidence is unearthed which places one of these cousins at the scene of the crime on the day the tiny suit appeared. Detective LK puts the military edition USB lie detector v3.0 through its paces*.
Then, out of the blue, a suspect steps forward with some shocking new information that will change the course of the investigation. Will this information help the team track down the perpetrator?
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S2 E6 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Midsommar Madness’
27 juni 2024 · 44 min
The moment the team have been frantically preparing for has finally arrived - it’s time to go undercover at the elk slaughterhouse. Will ‘Uncle Mike’s” fake undercover identity be exposed? What new leads will be unearthed? Will the undercover operation be a success? Lees meer
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S2 E5 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Daddy Issues’
20 juni 2024 · 40 min
It’s T minus seven hours until the undercover operation commences. In this episode, the 'detectives' and Professor Mike Berry nervously make their final preparations for the big event. Under the careful supervision of forensic scientist Jo Millington, the team run forensics on the evidence and extract their first bit of DNA evidence - one which could be integral to the case. Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Lees meer
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