The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya
1 november 2022 · 54 min
Behold, Tik Tok judgement day is nigh! As the soiled masses scroll through prosaic videos of cats, choreography, and cleaning materials, do not pretend you are free from fear. When the end comes, it shall arrive with righteous wrath and fierce anger, darkening the sun, cloaking the moon, and causing the stars to fall from heaven. Tik Tok shall pass judgement upon you and all whom you know, causing the desolation of the land and crushing all social media sinners to dust. We have spoken! Let it be done. Lees meer
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Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya
25 oktober 2022 · 36 min
The fog has settled in, surrounding the dark soulless condo nestled amongst the broken dreams and shattered souls of Hollywood. High above the urine-stained street, a lamp flickers dimly in a window. Faint shadows on the walls can be seen from below, giving only a tiny glimpse into the horrible monstrosities that dance within. Two hairless, beady-eyed incubi sit opposite each other, their bony claw-like hands holding microphones as they laugh and jest and mock humanity between ads for underwear and sex toys. The full moon breaks through the clouds as dusk finally arrives, causing the two vile creatures to transform into wigged, makeup-caked women, concealing their true demonic forms and allowing them to unleash a symphony of murder, mayhem, and dismemberment upon the fine citizens of Tinseltown. Lock your windows, bolt your doors, and draw the shades, because this Bald Halloween shall end in bloodshed... Lees meer
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We All Need a Necklace That Says “Winner” with Trixie and Katya
18 oktober 2022 · 42 min
After two years of wearing easy cheese-stained sweatpants and that vintage Cher 'Do You Believe?' tour t-shirt, it's time to re-visit your closet and break out those accessories. While dainty chains, layered strands, and zodiac trinkets have been en vogue this past summer, it's time to step out into the crisp, fall air with some bold bijoux that tells everyone around you, "I'm a Winner." Made from only the most affordable raw copper on the market, the "Winner" necklace is the must-have accessory as you sip your pumpkin spice latte and pleasure yourself in the park to the fiery foliage this autumn. While your parents, family, and teachers may have never said it, we here at Bald, LLC want you to know that in our humble opinion, you're the epitome of a winner. Lees meer
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Live at Just For Laughs Toronto with Trixie and Katya
4 oktober 2022 · 55 min
Grab a piping hot mug of Tim Hortons, turn on the NHL, hide your Royal Canadian Mounted Police porn VHS, pour a shot of pure Canadian maple syrup, and bury your fat face in a pile of steaming poutine. The dolls have invaded the great white north for a live show at the Just For Laughs Festival in beautiful Toronto. Join us as we both marvel at their universal healthcare and mock them for their smorgasbord of crazy accents. Lees meer
A special thank you to Duncan and all the staff & crew at Just For Laughs Toronto and the beautiful Meridian Hall!
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A Beginner's Guide to Comic Books, Butt Stuff, & Homemade Limeade with Trixie and Katya
20 september 2022 · 51 min
We here at Bald Headquarters would like to use this week's episode to introduce our listeners to the mostly-unknown art form of comic books, the even more obscure phenomenon of superheroes, and the finer points of the opening of the rectum on the body's surface, colloquially known as "the anus". And while you're listening, please enjoy a wonderfully-refreshing early-Fall beverage recipe from our Myspace page: "Katya's Eat the Poor Limeade." A spoonful of sugar and a dash of love is all it takes to wash away the thoughts of the filthy proletariat. Lees meer
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To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya
6 september 2022 · 45 min
This sexy little minx was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Her legs, of which there were six, went on for days. The jelly in her prothorax, mesothorax, and metathorax jiggled like a jar of freshly opened blackberry jam. There were so many segments in her abdomen that I couldn't decide which one to focus on as I salivated at the sight. I was lost in the ocean of her compound eyes, sitting just below her antennae that were themselves doing an age-old dance of seduction as she waddled across my floor. This little mama had the quick moves and the wings of an angel and she knew it. Lees meer
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To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
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Revisiting Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill
23 augustus 2022 · 1 uur 3 min
As summer comes to a sweaty, malodorous end and you attempt to enjoy a few solitary moments of seasonal joy, take a minute to dry your swamp-ass in the air-conditioning, put on some clean underwear, and chill that special box of wine you've been saving for a special occasion. This week, we're revisiting an amazing chat with the co-editors of UNHhhh, Jeff Maccubbin & Ronald Hill. Come join the girls and guys in the studio to talk about creative porn scenarios, soul-devouring rockabilly chicks, and the dirty secrets to UNHhhh's comedic brilliance. (hint: it involves dark magic, sacrifice, and doughnuts) Lees meer
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To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
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TikTok Monkeys Saved My Life with Trixie and Katya
9 augustus 2022 · 37 min
The harvest moon shone bright in the Hollywood sky, illuminating the shattered dreams and stained casting couches below. I was back from tour and more tired than the plot of Morbius. As I settled in for a solitary evening of Netflicking and Green-Cheffing, I took a few too many puffs of the 'ol Green Unicorn Kush. As my mind raced and the synapses in my brain accelerated to the point of near-insanity, I retired to the safety of my bedroom, with only my iPhone in hand. As luck would have it, whilst researching monkey pox, my sausage fingers mistakenly typed in "Monkey Tok", whereby I was transported to a magical world of pet monkeys consuming grapes, bananas, and even watermelon. I was bathed in a level of cuteness that would make a teddy bear implode in a symphony of blood-soaked sweetness. 'Tis the world of Monkey TikTok, my friends, and it is a miracle salve for the many wounds that ail us. Lees meer
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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
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What We Do in the Shadows is Back, Baby! Revisiting Our Chat with Harvey Guillén
28 juli 2022 · 55 min
To celebrate the premiere of Season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows, we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes ever with the one, the only, Guillermo from What We Do in the Shadows, Harvey Guillén! Listen as Trixie and Katya fan-girl the f**k out in an amazing interview with everything from Harvey's magical audition story to the show's countless running gags to the ever-expanding set & genius costume design. Don't miss Season 4, now available on FX and Hulu! Lees meer
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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
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Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya
26 juli 2022 · 54 min
MEN SEEKING MEN (Los Angeles Metro Area): Just watched HBO's 2019 series Watchmen. We are two fabulous, bald drag queens seeking omniscient, radioactive, nuclear physicist with massive, luminous blue genitalia for casual sex and future-telling. Monkey pox vaccination preferred but not required. (Time-travel capabilities a plus) Please send pics of your cerulean phallus to "totally_not_trixie_and_katya@lay_me_out.sex". Lees meer
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To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
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Nobody's Snowballing in This Economy with Trixie and Katya
12 juli 2022 · 56 min
In a world where one's public image is everything, we here at Bald, LLC would like to propose a different route: that of radical honesty. Have a small penis? Wear it like a tiny, proud badge. Hairy in all the wrong places? Include that despicable rat's nest in your nude pic. What we're trying to say is stop trying to be something you aren't, and live your life as the disgusting, disfigured, and completely unlovable quasi-human-being that you've always known yourself to be. Lees meer
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To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
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A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya
28 juni 2022 · 41 min
Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and-green-striped sweater and brown fedora? In these dreams, does said man make pun-based jokes and threaten to kill you? Has your bed recently tried to eat you? If so, you may have unintentionally roused the ire of a certain "Mr. Frederick Krueger." While a horrific death may be in your future, we offer the following option: propose a mutually-agreed-upon sexual romp with Freddy in exchange for your soul. While an orifice or two may be extremely sore the next morning, it may just save your life. Lees meer
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To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
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Happy Pride! Make America Gape Again! with Trixie and Katya
14 juni 2022 · 45 min
Do you frequently experience an itching or burning sensation? Is discomfort in your posterior region a regular occurrence? Do you have night terrors involving killer clowns & bed-wetting that may have led to a divorce? Trix Pads™ with cooling Katyamine lotion are here to save your marriage, ease your discomfort, and soothe that burning ass. Side effects may include chronic perspiration, sudden-onset bilingualism, and the sprouting of a superfluous third nipple. Happy Pride, Everyone! Lees meer
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A Heavy Pour & Three Oscillating Fans with Trixie and Katya
31 mei 2022 · 47 min
We here at Bald Headquarters, LLC are thrilled to announce our new collaboration with Fleügghendorfen Air Conditioners! Straight from a snow-drenched chalet in the Bavarian Alps comes Europe's oldest and most-respected HVAC specialist, Fleügghendorfen Air Conditioners. As Trixie deals with the vocal cords of an 80-year-old cigar smoker and Katya is finally on the road to recovery after quadruple hip-replacement surgery, the one thing that brings both of our esteemed hosts a respectable degree of bodily comfort is the cool, mountain air that can only emanate from a genuine Fleügghendorfen Air Conditioner. As they say in the Alps, Fleügghendorfen: for those hot and humid moments when a Scheisseberger simply won't do. Lees meer
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Eating Cheetos on the Floor of the Met Gala with Kelly Mantle and Katya
17 mei 2022 · 1 uur
Actor, drag queen, comedian, & musician Kelly Mantle visits Katya in her dark layer of sewing and sequins! They discuss Kelly's experience on the Trixie and Katya Live tour, her ridiculously long IMDb page, and the self-confidence perils of acting alongside genetically-perfect Hollywood a-listers. You can currently see Kelly on the Trixie and Katya Live tour and starring as Sheila on the OUtTv/Amazon Prime sitcom, The Browns. Lees meer
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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
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Sun-Dried Hot Dog Legs with Trixie and Katya
3 mei 2022 · 51 min
Some of us have gams that appear as if they were sculpted by the gods themselves on the apex of Mount Olympus. Others, however, have legs that seem like they were dry-cured in the basement of a French farmhouse next to a beautifully-marbled Andouillette sausage. We'll let you decide if this episode is about the former or the latter. Lees meer
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Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
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Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival with Trixie and Katya
19 april 2022 · 1 uur 8 min
To celebrate our 75th episode of the auditory smegma we call The Bald & The Beautiful, we were planning on either making out with strangers underneath the 101 overpass or recording a live episode at the beautiful Paramount Theatre in Austin, TX as part of the Just for Laughs Moontower Comedy Festival. We opted for the latter. Enjoy the utter exquisiteness that is the next 60 minutes of your life, you disgusting heathens. Lees meer
Special Thanks to: Dustin S. and everyone at the Paramount Theatre in Austin, the Moontower Comedy Festival, & Just For Laughs!
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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
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How to Properly Wash Your Genitals with Trixie and Katya
5 april 2022 · 43 min
As the Trixie and Katya grand tour exits the green, moist forests of the Pacific Northwest and meanders east towards the lumps and bulges of the Rocky Mountains, we check in with our favorite role models to learn about penile hygiene, flatus consumption, and how to make a real difference in this crazy thing we call life. If you aren't properly motivated to better yourself, spread love to others, and join a cult after this episode, then perhaps you should stop listening to this podcast. Lees meer
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Revisiting the Art of Dating: "Fisting is the New Kissing" with Trixie and Katya
29 maart 2022 · 46 min
As the massive Trixie and Katya Tour starts its journey to a destination filled with tears, sweat, and a ton of dirty underwear, we revisit the low-stress times of 2021 where we gathered in a small studio to chat about Cheesecake Factory's Skinnylicious Menu, wigs in movies, and our unadulterated love of Panda Express's orange chicken. This episode begs the question, "Will Trixie and Katya survive a months-long live tour together?" Lees meer
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The Face Giveth and the Face Taketh Away with Trixie and Katya
22 maart 2022 · 59 min
As the sun sets and twilight arrives, the ghosts of magic hour appear on the horizon. Your callused hands work furiously to finish attaching the buttons to a new pair of slacks that hide your tiny calves while simultaneously accentuating the hills and valleys where the boys reside. As you take a break to demand that the lotion be placed into the basket, you place your new face on top of your own, marveling at the gentle beauty and the exquisite cheekbones. Your breath is momentarily lost as you realize that you've been reborn, and my gawd do you look fabulous, honey. Lees meer
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Bald, Fat Silly Putty with Googly Eyes with Trixie and Katya
8 maart 2022 · 50 min
As the sun rises over a stark, barren desert landscape, you open stained hotel blinds and squint your eyes as they adjust to the sudden brightness beyond the glass pane. You catch a slight whiff of your heinous morning breath, careless about its effect on others as it's been nine days since you last saw another human being. The difference between day and night has begun to blur, as time has ceased to exist. Has this Christopher Nolan movie been on for two hours? Four hours? Six hours? Does it even matter? At this point, dear friends, the pod is the pod. Lees meer
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Holding a Large Fish on Machu Picchu with Trixie and Katya
22 februari 2022 · 45 min
There are times in life when it seems as if the entire world is against you. Nothing is going right, everything feels a bit off, and you just want to crawl into a hole and disappear. In those times of despair, don't fret, honey. Everything you need to live your most glorious life is neatly and efficiently contained in today's episode of Bald. From serial-killer dating tips to useless trivia to cleaning advice for gentleman's relish stains, the following hour of audio will brighten your smile, your day, and possibly even your very soul. Lees meer
*A quick update for all the fans of Bald: the podcast will be continuing through 2022 and beyond, so get ready for some great updates from the Trixie and Katya Live tour, as well as several special guests! It truly is a wonderful time to be alive.
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A Coat-Hanger Encased in a Hot Dog with Trixie and Katya and Matthew
8 februari 2022 · 40 min
The steady advance of technology marches on, continuous and unceasing. In 1900, less than 10% of families owned a stove, a phone, or had electricity. Fast forward 122 years, and through the real-life miracles of latex, hair implants, and 3D scanning, sex dolls are ready to take their rightful place at the throne of humankind. Let us be the first to give a warm welcome to our squishy, clammy overlords. Lees meer
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Gorgeous Devours Cute with Trixie and Katya
25 januari 2022 · 45 min
The low hum of The Macarena wafts into your one-bedroom apartment, the source of the 90s earworm a vague mystery. Dusk is slowly dawning on the other side of the thin, sun-rotted curtains. Murder She Wrote is just concluding on The Hallmark Channel as you turn off a dusty lamp and grab a chilled Ensure from your mostly-empty refrigerator. After your wig is safely ensconced on a styrofoam bust on the vanity, you struggle to open your blood-pressure pills with arthritic fingers made all the more slippery with freshly-applied Bengay. As you down the pills with the vanilla-infused protein shake, your tight hip-flexor muscles cause you to groan as you turn off the bedside lamp and pull up the tattered electric blanket you inherited from your Great Aunt Bertha. You stare at the crack on the ceiling above your bed, tracing its growing path towards the yellowed chandelier. You begin to slowly drift off into a fitful slumber. The last thought within your grey matter is a quiet rumination that has become your new mantra: "So this is a drag queen at 40"... Lees meer
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Building a Fake Hospital in Your House with Alexis Stone
11 januari 2022 · 52 min
The sun is beginning to set behind a rusty white sign made of corrugated metal on top of a barren hill. A crisp breeze meanders through the "HOLLY", past the "WOOD", and down through the fetid streets of Tinseltown, carrying with it the scent of concealer, latex, sadness, and the sudden realization that Los Angeles is built upon an inherently-ridiculous foundation of misplaced hopes and dreams. It is within this setting that makeup artist, model, and visual chameleon Alexis Stone joins Trixie and Katya to talk about art, science, and precisely where the two meet. Lees meer
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The RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14 Premiere Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya
5 januari 2022 · 51 min
With the season 14 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race only days away, Trixie and Katya take a stroll down memory lane to discuss the highlights, the lowlights, and everything in-between from the entire history of Drag Race. All from the comfort of a balcony at dusk. Don't miss the season premiere on Friday, January 7th at 8/7c only on VH1! Lees meer
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Big thank you to @Phoebe_Bing_Bong for the exhaustive RuPaul's Drag Race research!
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Perfect Don't Need No Polish with Trixie and Katya
28 december 2021 · 42 min
As 2021 comes to a not-so-glorious close, let us reflect upon the things that matter most to us in a world filled with death, destruction, and chaos: reupholstered couches, scathing movie reviews, and the solemn act of cancelling otherwise-amazing New Years Eve plans in favor of binging TV whilst wearing a popcorn-dispensing hat. From all of us here at the Bald & Beautiful headquarters, Happy New Years you filthy troglodytes. Believe it or not, we'll see you in 2022. Lees meer
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A 2014 Hyundai Elantra for Christmas with Trixie and Katya
21 december 2021 · 43 min
'Twas four days before Christmas, and all through the club, not a single bear was stirring, not even a cub. The fishnets were hung, by the faux fireplace with care, in the hopes that Trixie and Katya, would magically sprout thick, luscious hair. They were comfy and nestled, all snug in their beds, whilst questions of "Who would play her?" danced through their heads. When out on the boulevard, there arose such a clatter, it was their crazy neighbor Andre, dressed like the Mad Hatter. He yelled up to their window, "Hey Trixie! Hey Katya! Come down and let's party!" To which Trixie replied, "I can't! I had Taco Bell and now I'm a bit farty!" As Andre ran away, in a ketamine-fueled haze, Trixie and Katya turned to the camera and yelled, "To all the Bald & Beautiful listeners, we wish you Happy F**king Holidays!" Lees meer
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Sniffin' for Coq Au Vin with Trixie and Katya
14 december 2021 · 46 min
The fragrant garland has been lovingly hung, a faint scent of Douglas fir is carried on the breeze, and a nip is clearly in the air. As the decorative gourds from Thanksgiving slowly decay in a rusty dumpster next to the backdoor of a shady Thai restaurant, it's impossible to ignore: the holiday season is upon us. And what better season than the winter solstice celebration to discuss the best local Sniffies stairwells & parking garages, memorable visible p*nis lines, and the definition of "too famous for Grindr". Hang your nylon stockings, suck on that cinnamon stick, and mull that wine you filthy b*tches, because here's another amazing episode to bring you tidings of sickeningly good cheer. Lees meer
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Little-Known Michelle Branch Facts with Michelle Branch
7 december 2021 · 58 min
From music stardom as a teenager to a Grammy win with Santana to numerous appearances on TV and Film, Michelle Branch has been an icon of rock and pop music for more than two decades. This week, the insanely talented singer and songwriter joins Trixie to discuss her illustrious career, her family life, and everything in between. Lees meer
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A Baby in an Asbestos Bag with Trixie and Katya
30 november 2021 · 40 min
The city is silent. The streets are empty. As a grizzled gay ghoul sits alone in a dimly-lit apartment, his belly warmed from a 12-year-old Scotch, he looks down at his crotch. It might be the booze or that ill-advised 2am bean burrito, but his little friend down south begins speaking. He strains his ears to hear what the little guy is saying: "Come closer. Put on some headphones. Henceforth, you will be known as DJ Crypto Meth." Lees meer
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"If I'm Not Laughing, I'm Having Fun" with Trixie and Katya
23 november 2021 · 38 min
As trees across the nation cease the production of chlorophyll and we celebrate the slow, agonizing death of leaves, let us pause for a moment and reflect on the little things we mistakenly deem important in our tiny, inconsequential, ultimately meaningless lives: random voicemails from 2019, Wife Swap marathons, and the image of Lady Gaga eating a cannoli whilst dripping mascarpone all over her Oscar statue. Lees meer
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All Vampires are Queer with Harvey Guillén from What We Do in the Shadows
16 november 2021 · 55 min
Close the sashes, draw the curtains, light some candles, and let's welcome the one, the only, Guillermo from What We Do in the Shadows, Harvey Guillén! Listen as Trixie and Katya fan-girl the f**k out in an amazing interview which covers everything from Harvey's magical audition story to the show's countless running gags to the ever-expanding set & costume design in subsequent seasons. If you've ever seen this shockingly funny show, today's episode will hit you like a migraine of joy with a side of merriment. Lees meer
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A Teeny Weeny Tot Foundation Donation with Trixie and Katya
9 november 2021 · 35 min
As Trixie continues her convalescence in a rustic chalet in the heart of the Swiss Alps, Katya joins her for an education on the health benefits of red wine and fondue when consumed at high altitudes. Eventually, the two touch upon such weighty topics as thermometer technology, hetero-societal wedding norms, micro-penis charities, and the perils of porn fasts. Lees meer
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"Walking Dead Hotness" in a Hospital Gown with Trixie and Katya
2 november 2021 · 32 min
Fresh off a semi-successful back-alley appendix surgery in the frigid Midwest, Trixie joins Katya to talk about her end-of-life epiphany: from here on out, it's goodwill, love, and charity forever! Or, in reality, they talk about painful diarrhea, airplane breakfasts, and yeast infections. Either way, here's some brand-spanking-new Bald content for you filthy peasants. Lees meer
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Beauty Tips, Bathroom Raccoons, & Talking Tumors with Trixie and Katya
26 oktober 2021 · 45 min
This week's episode is a special occasion, you filthy animals. So trim your nose hair, shave your shoulders, and slather on some Drakkar Noir to cover up your disgusting musk. Trixie and Katya explore such weighty topics as traveling toddlers, murderous maladies, and automotive intercourse. So dim the lamps, light the jack-o-lantern, and settle in to experience the most terrifying tales of mung-diving you'll hear this entire Halloween season. Lees meer
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Revisiting the Comedic Genius of Macy Rodman
19 oktober 2021 · 1 uur 3 min
As Fall finally arrives and brings with it the deaths of millions upon millions of poor, innocent leaves, let's take a moment to reflect on the comedic genius that is Macy Rodamn's Caitlyn Jenner impersonation. As the Bald creative team puts the finishing touches on the next great American novel, we revisit the time that artist, singer, actor, and IGTV Hall of Famer Macy Rodman joined the girls in the studio to discuss her Caitlyn Jenner Impersonation, Lana Del Rey-fueled Twitter Mobs, and the absolute insanity of Wendy Williams. This one was all over the place topic-wise, but it's not about the destination. It's about the journey, folks. Lees meer
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Revisiting the Making of Jiz & the Filming of Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin
12 oktober 2021 · 52 min
As the Bald & the Beautiful creative team engages in To-The-Death team-building exercises in a volcano off the shores of North Africa, we'd like to revisit one of our favorite episodes with editor, producer, & creator of the legendary internet phenomenon Jiz, Jeff Maccubbin! Extraordinarily erudite topics are discussed, such as POV porn, inserting birds into UNHhhh, and the shortcomings of our public school system. Also cum. Lots and lots of talk about cum. Lees meer
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Revisiting the Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski
5 oktober 2021 · 56 min
As we plan a few forthcoming Bald projects to satiate you filthy heathens, we re-visit one of our favorite episodes with the peerless, legendary, incomparable queen of TikTok, Brittany Broski (aka "Kombucha Girl"). She joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her intoxicating vanilla musk scent, the perils of meme culture, her stellar cosmeceuticals skills, and the secret magic of Dave & Buster's. Lees meer
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Bathed in the Blood of Gratitude with Trixie and Katya
28 september 2021 · 50 min
From rubber genitalia in a parking lot to refried bean-induced gastrointestinal distress to broom closets stuffed with depressed backup dancers, today's episode is a life-lesson in how to turn off your AM radio, sit down in a quiet room with saltines and warm milk, and thank whatever heathen god you happen to worship for your blessed life. And if you don't believe you lead a blessed life, you will after experiencing the unadulterated joy that is slowly consuming crispy saltines and room-temperature milk in a silent, darkened room. Lees meer
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Fisting is the New Kissing with Trixie and Katya
21 september 2021 · 46 min
Times, friends, they are a changin'. From a full-throated endorsement of the Cheesecake Factory's Skinnylicious Menu to an erudite debate about wigs in film to a profession of unadulterated love towards Panda Express's orange chicken, this week's episode begs the question, "Should Trixie and Katya spend less time together?" Lees meer
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Texas, Tennis, & Two Turntables and a Microphone with Trixie and Katya
14 september 2021 · 48 min
From the reproductive F.U.B.A.R. that is Texas to the epic grunts and fiery topspin of female tennis players to Trixie's unseating of Diplo as the world's most famous DJ, today's episode is chock-full of life lessons and inspirational teachings to help you be a better, loving human being. Or it's 45 minutes of two queens talking about sex, drugs, and polygamy. You'll have to listen to find out. Lees meer
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Hell Hath No Fury Like Teenage Twitter with Trixie and Katya
7 september 2021 · 44 min
From the lows of making an unfortunate calendar-based Twitter faux pas to the highs of a stupendous, scintillating, splendiferous Violet Chachki performance, today's episode is a shining beacon of light upon a hilltop surround by the dreck that is the contemporary podcast oeuvre. Put down that dollar-store frozen burrito, slap on some deodorant, and try to pretend that you're a civilized human being for forty-five minutes instead of a rancid sack of flesh and hair. Also, Happy Labor Day, you heathens. Lees meer
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Banned From Studio 54 with Trixie and Katya
31 augustus 2021 · 52 min
Put some extra ice in that Arnold Palmer, unwrap a refreshing York Peppermint Patty, and crank up that air conditioning, you sweaty hogs. Rejoice as we celebrate the swamp-ass-laden zenith of summer! Amidst crappy news of hurricanes and political turmoil, we take a fantastical trip down memory lane to discuss disco music, swimming pool self-abuse, gift-giving etiquette, and the sheer brilliance of 90's music videos. Lees meer
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Bottoms, Babies, & Blood Pressure with Trixie and Katya
24 augustus 2021 · 50 min
If you're the type of person who enjoys a Nicolas Cage-style treasure hunt through the dark, seedy depths of pop culture, today's episode is going to arouse you. From cinematic trash to genetically-perfect Hollywood specimens to the phenomenon of Ryan Murphy market-saturation, nothing is safe from the critical gaze of Trixie and Katya. Lees meer
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Medals, Mortality, & Medical Sex Vibes with Trixie and Katya
17 augustus 2021 · 50 min
It's time to pop open that Boku juice box you've been saving since the 1996 Summer Olympics and let that adult-oriented fruit juice blend wash over you in an orgasm of black cherry and white grape. Today, Trixie and Katya hold center stage to talk about the benefits of gymnastics leotards, confronting one's own mortality, and C.S.I. Miami sex. Lees meer
Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill
10 augustus 2021 · 1 uur 3 min
It's time to put on your fancy underwear and start chilling that box wine, because the co-editors of UNHhhh, Jeff Maccubbin & Ronald Hill, join the girls in the studio to talk about the best porn scenarios, flesh-eating rockabilly chicks, and the dirty secrets to UNHhhh's brilliance. (hint: it involves dark magic and doughnuts) Lees meer
Follow Jeff: @EvilJeff
Follow Ron: @ArtOfWot
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To check out UNHhhh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAynLsuMD30&list=PLhgFEi9aNUb2BNrIEecCGXApgeX7Yjwz8
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Taking an Octopus’ Agency with Patti Harrison & River Ramirez
3 augustus 2021 · 59 min
Trixie and Katya are joined this week by none other than comedians, actors, and hosts of A Woman's Smile podcast, Patti Harrison and River Ramirez. Sit down, relax, and let the auditory waves wash over your soul as this quartet of excellence cover topics ranging from masturbatory-themed podcasts, serial-killer wombs, and lubrication derived from all-American natural resources. Lees meer
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A Cherry-Poppin' Christmas with Macy Rodman
27 juli 2021 · 1 uur 3 min
Grab a bucket of starburst and crack open a bottle of diet pop. This week, artist, singer, actor, and IGTV Hall of Famer Macy Rodman joins the girls in the studio to discuss her Caitlyn Jenner Impersonation, Lana Del Rey-fueled Twitter Mobs, and the absolute insanity of Wendy Williams. This one is all over the place topic-wise, but it's about the journey, folks. Lees meer
Follow Macy: @MacyRodman
Follow Macy/Caitlyn Jenner Updates: @CaitUpdate
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Believing in Milk & Cookies with Trixie and Katya
20 juli 2021 · 49 min
Whilst reclining in the frigid air of Trixie's expansive manse, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about the art of creating country songs, Julia Roberts working at Sbarro, and appearing on Shark Tank to pitch Katya's footskin as a renewable resource. This one is a pure delight. Lees meer
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