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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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  1. Wool

    21 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 4 min

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    This week’s topic is wool aka nature’s denim. Wool is a material that has been worn by princes, paupers and everyone in between for thousands if not millions of years. In fact, the wearing of woollen garments is one of the few things which sets us apart from the rest of the animal kingdom (other examples include close-up magic and humming. For a full list see the Three Beancyclopaedia). Thanks then to Russell of Nova Scotia for shoving wool into the Bean Machine. Lees meer

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    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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  2. Trees

    14 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 8 min

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    Which tree are you? The graceful and ethereal silver birch? The proud and stately elm? The feeble and foul-smelling Bradford pear tree? Click HERE to find out with our online quiz and to receive lifelong, military-grade, North Korean malware! Thank you to Eleanor of Bristol for this week’s topic (trees). Lees meer

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    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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  3. Cowboys

    7 oktober 2026 · 59 min

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    In many ways podcasters are the cowboys of today (excepting the actual cowboys of today of course) but instead of horses we ride ergonomic chairs, instead of slinging guns we sling mouths and our bullets - lukewarm banter. Thanks to Will of no location given for this week’s topic. Lees meer

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    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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  4. Fifth Wednesday semi-demi-non-ep

    30 september 2026 · 3 min

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    No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday September and we only do four episodes a month because of the podcasters' union) Lees meer

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  5. Soup

    23 september 2026 · 57 min

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    Soup of the day is lukewarm banter! That’s right, Max of Bremen has poured soup into the bean machine. Rest assured the beans shall treat this week’s liquid topic as scrupulously they would any solid one. Lees meer

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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  6. Dancing

    16 september 2026 · 1 uur 14 min

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    We are not the only species that dances but we are the only one that has Dancercise. With that in mind, perhaps it is worth reflecting on the often misquoted words of 17th century poet and scholar John Donne: “Any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in Dancercise. Therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” Thanks for Sandor of the other side of wherever for this week’s topic. Lees meer

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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  7. Taxis

    9 september 2026 · 59 min

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    Taxi drivers in the UK are exempt from having to wear seatbelts so that their passengers have one less thing to strangle them with mid-journey - a sobering little fact and one which perhaps illustrates the nature of the relationship between cabbies and their fares through the ages. Thanks to Phil of Utrecht for suggesting taxis as this week’s topic for the podcast (which has always been and remains steadfastly anti-strangle). Lees meer

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    Goodbye to the Hyundai video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7vC6zxNKBI

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  8. Musicals

    2 september 2026 · 1 uur 5 min

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    It is known that EVERY event is better when punctuated by songs (hence hymns, national anthems, Auld Lang Syne etc). It stands to reason therefore that the musical is the apogee of human endeavour. Can you imagine then the excitement of the beans when this week’s topic was barfed out of The Bean Machine and musicals is what it turned out to be???!!!! Thanks to Sophie of somewhere probably for this perfectly judged suggestion. Lees meer

    Tickets for Henry's tour: henrypaker.com

    Tickets for Mike's tour: mrmikewozniak.com

    Tickets for Beef And Dairy Network at the London Podcast Festival

    IN HALL: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-5/

    STREAMING: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online/

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com

    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com Insta: threebeansaladpod

  9. August Anti-sode

    5 augustus 2026 · 10 min

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    No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September) Lees meer

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  10. Fifth Wednesday Ersatz Episode

    30 juli 2026 · 2 min

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    No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday July and we only do four episodes a month because of Andy Burnham)

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Humor
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Meestal 1 uur
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220
Eerste aflevering
27 april 2021
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Engels