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1. Lily's Boy - Chapter 109 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

   6 november 2026 · 56 min

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   I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Lees meer

   Author Summary:
   Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.

   Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.

   With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.

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2. A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 34 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion

   6 november 2026 · 1 uur 6 min

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   A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 34 — Deliver Us From Evil Lees meer

   Just when all hope seems lost, an extraordinary cavalry descends upon the battlefield: a formidable company of flying nuns with a terrifying command of forbidden magic. What begins as an almost absurd rescue becomes a spectacle of vengeance, leaving Draco, Hermione, and their companions struggling to comprehend what they have witnessed.

   But surviving the battle is only the beginning. With Greyback's threat finally behind them, Draco and Hermione must confront something neither has been particularly willing to acknowledge. Amid bruised pride, fierce accusations, and spectacularly inconvenient emotions, the truth about their feelings can no longer remain unspoken.

   About This Production

   A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an original prose adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love, the beloved Harry Potter fanfiction by isthisselfcare. This chapter continues the story's distinctive blend of danger, sharp humour, and slow-burning romance.

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3. Lily's Boy - Chapter 108 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

   5 november 2026 · 54 min

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   I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Lees meer

   Author Summary:
   Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.

   Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.

   With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.

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   Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigate

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4. A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 33 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion

   5 november 2026 · 51 min

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   A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 33 — The Inextinguishable Fire Lees meer

   Draco Malfoy has finally admitted the terrifying truth about his feelings for Hermione Granger, and he's preparing to do something about it. But before he can make his confession, their magical connection erupts with a desperate warning, sending the Aurors racing towards a remote island where hundreds of werewolves await.

   With Hermione trapped at the heart of Greyback's pack, Tonks devises a dangerous rescue that demands extraordinary precision, deception, and nerve. As the operation descends into a desperate battle for survival, Hermione's ingenuity faces its greatest test yet—and a seemingly insignificant fire may prove far more important than anyone imagines.

   About This Production

   A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an original audiobook adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, bringing the beloved fanfiction's sharp wit, slow-burning romance, and extraordinary adventures to life through immersive storytelling.

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5. Lily's Boy - Chapter 107 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

   5 november 2026 · 1 uur

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   I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Lees meer

   Author Summary:
   Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.

   Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.

   With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.

   Pertinent Links:

   Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigate

   Join My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

6. A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 32 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion

   3 november 2026 · 1 uur 2 min

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   A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 32 — The Malfoy Library Lees meer

   Back at Malfoy Manor, a hard-won triumph gives Draco and Hermione a chance to celebrate. But Hermione's idea of relaxation involves learning one of Draco's most complicated protective wards, and their impromptu exchange of arithmancy and ancient runes proves unexpectedly stimulating. Between mathematical brilliance, merciless teasing, and an unfortunate magical mishap, Draco finds his self-control facing a rather formidable challenge.

   When an overdue birthday present leads them into the Malfoy library, their playful negotiations take a more personal turn. Some things, it seems, are considerably harder to resist than others.

   About This Production

   A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an original prose adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love, the beloved fanfiction by isthisselfcare. This adaptation preserves the story's central events, distinctive humour, romantic tension, and unforgettable characters while presenting the narrative in a refined audiobook format.

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   Original Story: Read Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own

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7. Lily's Boy - Chapter 106 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

   3 november 2026 · 1 uur 10 min

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   I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Lees meer

   Author Summary:
   Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.

   Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.

   With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.

   Pertinent Links:

   Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigate

   Join My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

8. A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 31 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion

   3 november 2026 · 57 min

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   A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 31 — The First Dose Lees meer

   Spain is over, but Draco and Hermione are finding it difficult to pretend that the night they have agreed not to discuss never happened. With November’s full moon drawing closer, Hermione races to complete the proto-Sanitatem while Draco pursues Greyback with mounting urgency. A celebration at the newly restored Janus Thickey Ward offers a moment of joy, a thoroughly unwelcome conversation, and a reminder of just how much is riding on the first dose.

   About This Production

   A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an original prose adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare. This narrated adaptation preserves the original story’s central events, character relationships, sharp humour, and slow-burning romance while reshaping the prose for an immersive listening experience. Full credit for the original fanfiction belongs to isthisselfcare.

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   Read the original fanfiction: Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own

   Join the community: Connect with fellow listeners on Discord

9. Lily's Boy - Chapter 105 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

   29 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 10 min

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   I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword. Lees meer

   Author Summary:
   Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.

   Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.

   With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.

   Pertinent Links:

   Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigate

   Join My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

10. A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 30 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion

    28 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 46 min

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    A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 30 — Pandora's Box Lees meer

    With Greyback running out of places to hide, Draco turns his formidable Legilimency upon Larsen, uncovering disturbing secrets about the conspiracy against Hermione. But as one dangerous chapter draws towards its conclusion, an intriguing lead on Pandora's box sends Draco and Hermione towards an elusive collector in Spain—and a rather audacious plan involving one of wizarding history's most legendary artefacts.

    Between ancient magical mysteries, questionable interpretations of the law, and an unexpectedly eventful autumn afternoon, the pair find themselves navigating territory considerably more complicated than their latest adventure. And as Samhain approaches, some things become increasingly difficult to leave unspoken.

    About This Production

    A Most Inconvenient Devotion is an original audiobook adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love, the beloved Harry Potter fanfiction by isthisselfcare. This adaptation presents the romantic adventure in reshaped narrative prose while preserving its central story, characters, humour, and emotional developments.

    Pertinent Links

    Read the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our Own

    Join our Discord community

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