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  1. Dirty Hands and Rolling Pins

    7 mei 2026 · 35 min

    Afspelen
    Big news, Jonathan's Master Blaster has been installed and he is chuffed! This leads neatly into a discussion on security systems and how best to deal with a burglar. Plus, William and Jonathan read out your correspondence on toilet hygiene and executive door colours. Lees meer

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  2. Festivals

    6 mei 2026 · 39 min

    Afspelen
    William and Jonathan are discussing a subject that they're extemely knowledgable about today - Festivals! They're chatting about dream line-ups, portaloos, camping, and curfew. Buckle up Bucketheads! Lees meer

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  3. Master Blaster and Alternate Etiquette Experts

    30 april 2026 · 24 min

    Afspelen
    Jonathan's toying with the idea of having a Master Blaster installed, but its noise is anything but luxury! The boys also chat about workplace rudeness, binfluencers, and uncomfortable family meetings. Lees meer

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  4. Takeaways

    29 april 2026 · 39 min

    Afspelen
    Join William and Jonathan as they chew over their luxury takeaway orders! The boys also discuss the etiquette around sharing (or NOT sharing) dishes, greeting delivery drivers, the 'Cream Man', and an unfortunate discovery in a takeaway box! Lees meer

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  5. Scented Bin Bags and the Discharge Boys

    23 april 2026 · 31 min

    Afspelen
    Jonathan and William have been down the local pub having some fruitful conversations! We finally get to take a whiff of Jonathan's scented bin bags whilst also discussing BBQs, pizza crusts, and the discharge boys. Lees meer

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  6. Cleaning The Kitchen

    22 april 2026 · 44 min

    Afspelen
    After the resounding success of our episode on Cleaning the Bathroom, Jonathan and William return to share their tips on Cleaning the Kitchen - in suitably luxurious style. Lees meer

    The boys reveal their secrets to maintaining a sparkling kitchen, while answering listener correspondence on topics including lingering smells, filthy habits, and cleaning playlists.

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  7. Stolen Trolleys and Sex Swings

    16 april 2026 · 31 min

    Afspelen
    William has been up to no good stealing trollies and bottles of gin - whatever will he do next? The boys also chat about doggy periods, sex room's and karaoke hogs. Lees meer

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  8. Sleep

    15 april 2026 · 41 min

    Afspelen
    Today, Jonathan and William share their tips on how to sleep in a luxury manner. Chilled sparkling water by the bed, the comfort of a set security alarm, and a touch of freshly applied cologne - what could be better? Lees meer

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  9. Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem

    9 april 2026 · 29 min

    Afspelen
    Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, expect chat about car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and plenty of hilarious impressions. Lees meer

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  10. Bins

    8 april 2026 · 40 min

    Afspelen
    Have you ever wondered how many bins Jonathan and William have in their homes? Or what style or luxury design they opt for? Well, look no further! Today, they'll be chatting about bin liners, binmen, and bin theft! Lees meer

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  11. New Laws and Doggy Period Pants

    2 april 2026 · 34 min

    Afspelen
    On today's bonus, Jonathan updates us on his (kind of) vegetarian supper, whilst William has news from his recent Silicone Sean visit. The boys also touch upon doggy period pants, laws they'd like to implement, and water overconsumption. Lees meer

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  12. Public Transport

    1 april 2026 · 37 min

    Afspelen
    William and Jonathan have a lot to say about Public Transport! What's JVS's favourite passtime during his commute? Has William ever used a Lime Bike? And how do you politely tell somebody to keep it down on the tube? All is revealed on today's Luxury episode. Lees meer

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  13. Pudding Parties and Expelling Wind

    26 maart 2026 · 31 min

    Afspelen
    On today's bonus, Jonathan's had his ears micro-suctioned and William presents a slideshow of buffets he's hosted over the years (which you can watch over on our Patreon). We've also received a rather suspicious selfie from a listener. Lees meer

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  14. Buffets

    25 maart 2026 · 38 min

    Afspelen
    William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury buffets. William shares his thoughts on Icelands frozen goods, while Jonathan explains how he conquered an all-you-can-eat, plus chat about wakes, 'picky bits', and party hedgehogs. Lees meer

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  15. Neck Cracking and A Luxury Birth

    19 maart 2026 · 26 min

    Afspelen
    Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering massages, neck cracking, accidental wind, and the most luxury way to be born (obviously it's to the sweet tones of William and Jonathan's voices). Lees meer

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  16. Hotels

    18 maart 2026 · 48 min

    Afspelen
    This week, William and Jonathan are chatting about Hotels! They'll be covering booking mishaps, unsavoury guest behaviour, and ladies of the night! Lees meer

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  17. Piers Vernon-Smith and Sebastian Hanson

    12 maart 2026 · 29 min

    Afspelen
    Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering personalised registration plates, luxury middle names, and Barb's baps. Plus, we almost have to call an ambulence due to Jonathan's chapping! Lees meer

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  18. Games

    11 maart 2026 · 40 min

    Afspelen
    Welcome back to another episode of the Luxury Podcast! For those of you in our Luxury Member's Club, you'd have recently watched Jonathan and William show their competitve sides in our Games special. Well today, it's time for more games! The boys will be chatting about escape rooms, cheaters, and forced fun! Lees meer

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  19. Laminated Recipes and Diva Dogs

    5 maart 2026 · 35 min

    Afspelen
    In this luxury bonus episode, William opens up about his possibly life-threatening boiler woes, whilst Jonathan encourages William to smell his todger. The pair also dive into listener correspondence, tackling everything from managing diva dogs and navigating hanky-panky to the proper way to address nurses. Lees meer

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  20. Hosting

    4 maart 2026 · 41 min

    Afspelen
    In today's episode, Jonathan and William are discussing Hosting! What makes a good host? How do you ask people to leave who are overstaying their welcome? And what on earth should you cook for your vegetarian guests? Lees meer

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  21. Microwaved Eggs and Creative Juices

    26 februari 2026 · 27 min

    Afspelen
    Welcome back Bucketheads to another Luxury bonus. Today, Jonathan and William will be discussing disruptive washing machine, JVS's keyboard skills, and answering your corresponance on laundry and pet peeves. Lees meer

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  22. Gifts

    25 februari 2026 · 44 min

    Afspelen
    Today, William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury gifting. Giving and receiving, the best and the worst, they even touch upon wrapping! Jonathan shares an amusing story involving a rather unusual sausage dish. Lees meer

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  23. Dirty Bodies and Birthday Indulgence

    19 februari 2026 · 33 min

    Afspelen
    In this luxury bonus episode, William begins with an update on his new sofa, followed by a discussion about birthday indulgence. The episode continues with Jonathan and William responding to listener correspondence on tackling terrible hosts, dirty bodies, and perplexing vicar outfits. Lees meer

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  24. Brands

    18 februari 2026 · 42 min

    Afspelen
    This week, William and Jonathan dive into the world of brands. From high-street staples like Wetherspoons to everyday essentials like toilet roll, they explore the brands we love, the ones we stay loyal to, and what keeps us coming back for more. Lees meer

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  25. Decaying Hamsters and Trilby Hats

    12 februari 2026 · 29 min

    Afspelen
    Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering deceased rodents and suspicious smells, before diving into your correspondence on everything from rude in-laws and trilby hats to the finer points of table manners. Lees meer

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  26. Mobiles & Texting Etiquette

    11 februari 2026 · 41 min

    Afspelen
    In today's episode, Jonathan and William start with an impromptu sing-along to their personalised ringtones, before chatting about voice note etiquette, 'Find My Friends', and the deeply unsettling behaviour of people who keep their read receipts off. Lees meer

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  27. Executive Vacuum Cleaners and Office Tracksuits

    5 februari 2026 · 31 min

    Afspelen
    In today’s bonus episode, Jonathan shares his enthusiasm for a new executive vacuum cleaner. We help a listener solve a wedding food dilemma, explore the topic of coasters and placemats, and get to the bottom of how casual is too casual? Lees meer

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  28. Cleaning The Bathroom

    4 februari 2026 · 46 min

    Afspelen
    Today, Jonathan walks us through his bathroom-cleaning routine, describing everything from his product choices to his preferred cleaning attire. William also shares his experience with the Queen’s minky, before the discussion turns to the important question of the appropriate setting for a 'big job.' Lees meer

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  29. Luxury Live!

    30 januari 2026 · 55 min

    Afspelen
    Join us for an evening of song, dance, revelry and innuendo as we revisit our extremely luxury and executive live show. Highlights include another music competition (with a Christmassy twist), a case of mistaken identity with one member of the audience, and one presenter making a stunning return to their long-abandoned singing career. Lees meer

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  30. Funeral Tombola and Alla Cacciatora

    29 januari 2026 · 28 min

    Afspelen
    In this week’s bonus episode, we reflect on Jonathan’s Chicken Alla Cacciatora over the weekend, alongside stories of a toilet eruption and a funeral tombola, before considering the difference between supper and dinner. Lees meer

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  31. Friendship

    28 januari 2026 · 41 min

    Afspelen
    This week, William and Jonathan are discussing Friendship. The high and lows, whether or not it's juvenile to have a 'best friend', and how to end a friendship in a luxury manner. Lees meer

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  32. Dog's Seasons and Shark's Biscuits

    22 januari 2026 · 29 min

    Afspelen
    It's another varied bonus episode this week, with subjects ranging from home décor, to dog adolescence, to Chess (both the return of the musical, and the debut of the game). Plus, Producer Oli leaves (finally). He, William and Jonathan mark this by learning what 'accadacca' means. Lees meer

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  33. Days Out

    21 januari 2026 · 32 min

    Afspelen
    This week's main episode is, as is typical, stuffed to the brim with observations and anecdotes. William and Jonathan wax lyrical on the topic of Days Out, touching on trips abroad (Paris, Amsterdam), trips to the theme park (Alton Towers), and trips together (Ivinghoe Beacon). Plus, one of our presenters is mistaken for aristocracy, and one of our listeners mistakenly finds themselves in a dark room. Lees meer

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  34. Brick in a Box and Dietary Preferences

    15 januari 2026 · 35 min

    Afspelen
    The studio has never looked better than in this week's episode when William decided to bring in his most luxurious Christmas present. There's also discussion about William's first Christingle experience and whether the onus is on the host of a dinner party to find out their guests' dietary preferences. Lees meer

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  35. Drinks

    14 januari 2026 · 40 min

    Afspelen
    William and Jonathan are in their element this week, discussing a subject very close to their hearts. Topics range from Jonathan's hate of water, to William's hate of beer. Plus, Jonathan revisits some alcohol-tinged events from his childhood. Lees meer

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  36. Pantomime Punch-ups and Ritzy Restaurants

    8 januari 2026 · 32 min

    Afspelen
    The first bonus episode of 2026 is a suitably dramatic one, with William and Jonathan discussing some real-life panto villains. They then move on to the far more executive events of the Luxury team's visit to The Ritz. Plus, listener mail on everything from lavatory usage to milk bottle etiquette. Lees meer

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  37. Accessories

    7 januari 2026 · 48 min

    Afspelen
    In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan tackle everything from tattoos to tote bags, and from perfumes to piercings. Plus, William demonstrates his very unusual method of using his phone, and Jonathan his equally unconventional use for a dog poo bag. Lees meer

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  38. Pick Of The Pods 2025

    24 december 2025 · 40 min

    Afspelen
    In our last episode of the year, Jonathan and William reflect on the most luxury, executive, and hilarious moments of 2025. Lees meer

    Thank you for your continued support, Bucketheads! The Luxury Podcast team wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

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  39. Firefighters' Funerals and Doggy Decorum

    18 december 2025 · 29 min

    Afspelen
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan look towards their very fancy Christmas do. Plus, a surprising appearance from Jennifer Patterson, Jonathan shares a story about his nephew and some yoghurt, and both presenters give a lucky listener some lessons in love. Lees meer

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  40. Christmas

    17 december 2025 · 49 min

    Afspelen
    William and Jonathan are feeling (somewhat) festive this week as they look ahead to Christmas. They discuss when the appropriate time to put up decorations is, and Jonathan shares a not-very-Christmassy confrontation related to this topic. Plus, pyromania in a church, and William shares his very on-brand method to putting up the tree. Lees meer

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  41. Splits In Suspenders

    11 december 2025 · 27 min

    Afspelen
    It’s a particularly silly bonus episode of the podcast this week, featuring a showcase of William doing the splits. Plus, discussion of braces and suspenders, how to convince your partner to embrace an executive lifestyle, and how to correct a fellow train passenger’s poor behaviour. Lees meer

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  42. Headwear and Footwear

    10 december 2025 · 39 min

    Afspelen
    William and Jonathan delve into hats and shoes this week - from what makes a luxury hat, to hat-wearing etiquette, to if wearing 'comedy socks' is ever acceptable. Plus, judgement is passed on women's hats, and William has a wonderful Hertfordshire-themed present in mind for Jonathan. Lees meer

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  43. Taxi Rage and Trouser Stains

    4 december 2025 · 29 min

    Afspelen
    In this week's bonus, the team look back on Luxury Live and share some very executive behind the scenes stories - including a mishap with one presenter's trousers. In other horrors, the dreaded 'like' rears its ugly head again, and Jonathan admits to doing something truly awful with his dogs' excrement. Lees meer

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  44. Dating

    3 december 2025 · 46 min

    Afspelen
    In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan share their lessons of love - from who should pay, to how to deal with rude behaviour, to why Wagamamas should be avoided at all costs. Plus, who out of the two was a 'player', can a relationship break ever be luxury, and William's number one tip for a strong relationship. Lees meer

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  45. Roommate Resurrections and Holiday Hilarity

    27 november 2025 · 29 min

    Afspelen
    In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan's excited for his upcoming holiday, and William's excited for the gift he's bringing him back. Plus, living with dead celebrities, an embarrassing encounter with the late queen, and the scourge of the word 'like'. Lees meer

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  46. Cooking

    26 november 2025 · 47 min

    Afspelen
    Today's episode is an assault on the senses that sees Jonathan and William sharing their very favourite taste sensations. We also return to Jonathan's al-fresco kitchen and discover the two's favourite takeaways. Plus, Jonathan delivers his verdict on each major television chef, and William attempts to act sober. Lees meer

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  47. Barb's Baps and Dental Disgorges

    20 november 2025 · 33 min

    Afspelen
    It's yet another varied bonus episode this week, starting with an update from William's first Halloween experience. The true horror, though, lies in a very 'anti-luxury' shop that one presenter admits to visiting… Lees meer

    Plus, chemistry classroom misdemeanours, singing washing machines, and the best television shows to watch at the dentist's.

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  48. Parenting

    19 november 2025 · 44 min

    Afspelen
    It's the return of former children William and Jonathan, as this week they're discussing parenting. Conversation topics range from wondering if they'd ever become parents, to choosing luxury baby names, to how to cope when witnessing bad parenting. The two also swap their childhood experiences of discipline, and delicately decide what to say when faced with a friend's ugly baby. Lees meer

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  49. Luxury Lurgies and Manly Pinks

    13 november 2025 · 28 min

    Afspelen
    Jonathan is suffering with an executive sniffle, but thankfully William is on hand to tend to his needs and keep things firmly pointed in a luxury direction. They discuss tipping decorators, cleaning carpets and a word of warning for any potentially troublesome air passengers. Lees meer

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  50. Radio

    12 november 2025 · 54 min

    Afspelen
    Tune in your wireless to The Luxury Podcast, as this week our hosts are paying homage to the radio. William and Jonathan share their recommendations for other luxury shows, revisit some classic clips from their time on the radio, and share the truth about Terry Wogan's hair. Lees meer

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