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  1. The Mistaken Krampus, Part 4

    5 september 2022 · 18 min

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    The Krampus Jr decides to mash together the spirit of "tag" and "Candy Land" into a real life, cross-country chase. Unfortunately, Paul isn't much of a traveler and he's completely caught up in an argument with the Krampus.

  2. The Mistaken Krampus, Part 3

    29 augustus 2022 · 18 min

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    Facing another moral trial, Paul is forced to use Mr. Sprinklewinker's business assets to meet the terms of the test, but quickly finds he can't breach any of the security to do that. Naturally, he must turn to grief, anger, bargaining, and pizza.

  3. The Mistaken Krampus, Part 2

    19 augustus 2022 · 17 min

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    The Krampus's son is all too excited to subject Paul to a test of his character. However, it turns out having Hitler on your team is incredibly distracting if you're the type to get sucked into an argument about Hitler, with Hitler.

  4. The Mistaken Krampus, Part 1

    13 augustus 2022 · 18 min

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    The Krampus comes to collect the wicked and punish them for their misdeeds, but this mythical creature has been at it for a while, and his work has gotten sloppy. But his wife wants him to take the kid to work for a day, and all humans look the same, so a hapless butler is kidnapped and subjected to a trial of morality! Lees meer
  5. Your Favorite Toys, Part 5

    5 augustus 2022 · 22 min

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    The burglar attempts to resort to his own trap, if not to catch our heroes in the act, then to at least confirm they're creatures in the house and not the house itself. Of course, what one does can sometimes lead to the spread of bad ideas.

  6. Your Favorite Toys, Part 4

    29 juli 2022 · 16 min

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    One rule of saving the day is that you wouldn't have an adventure if someone else would save it for you. If that were the case, the story wouldn't be from your perspective! It'd be told by the guy that saved the day!

  7. Your Favorite Toys, Part 3

    17 juli 2022 · 16 min

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    Kevin has been rescued, and little Eric has been left home alone to enjoy his new toy-based friend, but then disaster strikes - an intruder breaks into the house! And it's up to all the toys to save the day.

  8. Your Favorite Toys, Part 2

    1 juli 2022 · 18 min

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    The group sets out in the night to find their lost friend, Kevin, but there are many hazards around the house. The cat, mom, and of course Eric's health as a growing boy. All important considerations.

  9. Your Favorite Toys, Part 1

    19 juni 2022 · 22 min

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    In this week's game, the players are very stupid toys with one, overriding purpose: to bring happiness to the child that owns them. The larger problem is that they barely understand the context of their world or what causes joy.

  10. Glam Rock, Part 9

    10 juni 2022 · 29 min

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    With encouragement from Sasha, Mayson decides to hold a colony vote to instruct him on how to cast his own vote as band leader. It's all technically on the up and up, but not exactly how Padre envisioned things going.

  11. Glam Rock, Part 8

    30 mei 2022 · 18 min

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    Mayson struggles to figure out his strategy now that he's floundering politically. He's isolated, but not exactly alone, and the nice thing about politics is that the public memory is short, so you can sometimes change tact before the critical moment. Lees meer
  12. Glam Rock, Part 7

    21 mei 2022 · 20 min

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    The band now divorced, Lawry and Elvis have to strike out on their own, or make new friends. Unfortunately, new friends can sometimes take a little big of adjusting, especially when they've got bigger things on their minds than the immediate social pecking order. Lees meer
  13. Glam Rock, Part 6

    30 april 2022 · 20 min

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    Glam Rock enters a dangerous power struggle three ways between the colony's bands. The system is based largely around the opinions of the band leaders, and with all three facing off, conflict becomes a certainty.

  14. Glam Rock, Part 5

    15 april 2022 · 23 min

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    Mayson begins to take steps to alter the trajectory of Glam Rock's fate, but Brock isn't one to let go of an idea. Elvis and Lawry continue to grapple with their own personal issues, and Padre has a plan of his own.

  15. Glam Rock, Part 4

    26 maart 2022 · 20 min

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    Pieces are falling into place grudually. Mayson strikes a deal with Padre and feels out the opinions of his lady friends, while Lawry and Elvis deal with their own personal issues.

  16. Glam Rock, Part 3

    18 maart 2022 · 19 min

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    Mayson decides to turn to spy stuff to coordinate a dissent campaign with Padre Rockero and use his resistance to voice his own, but there's a bit of a hitch in that Lawry and Elvis have to cooperate with the plan.

  17. Glam Rock, Part 2

    11 maart 2022 · 19 min

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    The prospects of mining enough minerals to satisfy the Singer's tithe looks grim, and Mayson immediately gives up on the plan after hearing it. The trick is, opposing the whole thing without being the center of attention.

  18. Glam Rock, Part 1

    26 februari 2022 · 18 min

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    Paul decides to run a game with a premise that's a lot more technically challenging than the group's usual smash and grab adventures. It requires motives, character history with NPCs, and pants are banned due to the economic conditions of the sci fi dystopia in which it's set. Lees meer
  19. Pinball City, Part 6

    19 februari 2022 · 26 min

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    Literally down in the dumps, it feels like there's nowhere else to go, but then Elvis learns a small detail that compels the group to go even lower.

  20. Pinball City, Part 5

    6 februari 2022 · 19 min

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    With a body on their hands and the town guard reviving the dead to question them, the team needs to take a few extra steps to cover their tracks, and with Lawry holding the wheel, it gets a little dark, testing everyone's patience.

  21. Pinball City, Part 4

    29 januari 2022 · 21 min

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    The team gets a luck break when they find, essentially, a dumpster full of magic! It's the kind of discovery only a very select group of people with Elvis's specific knowledge would know the value of, and it turns the tables on the city.

  22. Pinball City, Part 3

    14 januari 2022 · 18 min

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    Smelling Tony's offer as a trap, Elvis turns it down with force, and the party has no choice but to find some other means of living in the extravagant Pinball City. There aren't many practical options.

  23. Pinball City, Part 2

    31 december 2021 · 22 min

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    Trapped in ridiculous debt, the party has to figure out some way out of Pinball City. Unfortunately, there's a certain level of meta roadblock making the endeavor completely impossible.

  24. Pinball City, Part 1

    24 december 2021 · 20 min

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    Elvis asks the guys if they'd be willing to sit in with a new GM, but he's not totally forthcoming about the level of difficult history in the ongoing game. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

  25. Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 8

    12 december 2021 · 30 min

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    With Mack hot on their heels, the party manages to leave the Flavor Zone, but now they have the final hurdle of Guy Inferno in front of them.

  26. Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 7

    3 december 2021 · 22 min

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    Now with no other choice, the party must confront Mack, but the group has a scheme to set the destruction of the Flavor Zone in motion while Mack is distracted.

  27. Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 6

    12 november 2021 · 23 min

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    At nearly the final step of the journey, the party would be required to face the formidable Snack Attack Mack in order to rescue Paul's remaining line chefs, but Paul decides on a less direct route.

  28. Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 5

    31 oktober 2021 · 24 min

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    The team stumbles across Spalding by pure chance, and has the opportunity to demand an explanation for why he gave up on the escape. Afterward, it's time to confront Lafferty and put an end to the silliness of his candy kingdom.

  29. Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 4

    22 oktober 2021 · 24 min

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    If it's not one horrible world, it's another. The group manages to get back to their own bodies, but are faces with the bizarre and eccentric whims of Lafferty Tafferty.

  30. Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 3

    15 oktober 2021 · 25 min

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    Striking out on their own, it seems Crouton has thrown a few obstacles in the way of Paul's plans, and the dreaded Pimienta Fantasma is as serious as death in spite of his name.

  31. Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 2

    1 oktober 2021 · 18 min

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    The group goes to meet King Crouton to carry out the escape plans, but as these things often do, everything goes awry. The party is stabbed in the back and betrayed on several fronts, and must rely on a mix of wit and physical ability to survive.

  32. Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 1

    24 september 2021 · 25 min

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    There's good food, and bad food, good chefs and bad chefs. Sometimes a very bad, bad chef makes good food and puts it to the worst possible uses. This is the story of those chefs, their incarceration, and the mission to get back on the streets to sell the deadly street tacos they were born to make! Lees meer
  33. Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 5

    10 september 2021 · 25 min

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    At last, the bones are found! But stealing them is an issue that was never dicussed. How exactly does one hold and run off with an artifact of pure, evil magic?

  34. Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 4

    3 september 2021 · 23 min

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    Not exactly a "trap" dungeon, the Bonesmell caves are still, all the same, a place where people are trapped and tormented. Some of those victims are more dangerous than others, and some are just trying to sell you something.

  35. Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 3

    27 augustus 2021 · 21 min

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    Deep within the depths of the Bonesmell ceremony chambers lurk magic mysteries centered around petty evil and doing wrong. Whether deliberate traps or merely punishments for the evil wizard's immediate family is unclear, but it's all pretty dangerous, anyway. Lees meer
  36. Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 2

    23 augustus 2021 · 21 min

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    One of the simplest disguises is to behave like a high class individual. Everyone knows how to play the part! Just dress nice and act important, and the people around you usually handle the rest.

  37. Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 1

    13 augustus 2021 · 31 min

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    Elvis runs this night's game, and it's a heist. A magic heist, wherein the man planning the whole thing dies before getting a useful word out, and the fools who agreed to join him have to put the plot together by the seat of their pants!

  38. Vampire Charade, Part 6

    6 augustus 2021 · 31 min

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    The thing about evil secret conspiracies is that they always goes straight to the top! Rather aburptly, in this case.

  39. Vampire Charade, Part 5

    30 juli 2021 · 24 min

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    Making the right friends is an important part of moving up in the vampire world. It turns out they all gravitate towards evil and scheming, which is kind of a terrible influence, but at least they help support your own evil schemes.

  40. Vampire Charade, Part 4

    23 juli 2021 · 21 min

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    In the world of vampires, the big fish eat the little fish, and you can't throw a stone among important people without hitting someone who has a slew of absurd, supernatural drawbacks that prevents them from working regular hours.

  41. Vampire Charade, Part 3

    16 juli 2021 · 23 min

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    The group goes to see Lawr's business contact, and he's willing to help in exchange for a small favor.

  42. Vampire Charade, Part 2

    9 juli 2021 · 20 min

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    It's time to do what a vampire with mine powers does best and infiltritate somebody's place of business! And while invisibility is nice, the whole gimmick is quite all or nothing when people can either see you or they don't.

  43. Vampire Charade, Part 1

    2 juli 2021 · 24 min

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    Paul and Elvis are a pair of sewer-dwelling vampires who moonlight as vtubers. Lawry is a high-powered manager at a private equity firm. Their lives tend to be situated above and below the mortals, which means all their big problems wind up weird and supernatual, if not still mundane. Lees meer
  44. Everybody's Neville, Part 5

    25 juni 2021 · 30 min

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    A fight! Paperwork? Trees. The trials can be anything, but even greater than the struggle of seeing a professor is the effort to get them to do what you wanted once you get there. Robert's life is on the line and time is running out.

  45. Everybody's Neville, Part 4

    18 juni 2021 · 19 min

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    The Trial of Office Hours is the gateway between the students and their teachers, and ensures that only those students who don't need basic help can receive that type of help. Each segment of the trial is only sometimes deadly.

  46. Everybody's Neville, Part 3

    11 juni 2021 · 23 min

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    Where Tumbledry's education can be madcap and unpredictable, there is a counter-balance at Dorptoads, and Professor Fickletick is patient and methodical enough to weigh down everything. Skippybottom, meanwhile, has no sense of humor.

  47. Everybody's Neville, Part 2

    4 juni 2021 · 23 min

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    There are not many teachers at Dorptoads, and they get to make their own lesson plans, to a certain extent. As a result, classes tend to be a bit non-conventional and difficult to predict. Tumbledry in particular may pull anything out of his hat.

  48. Everybody's Neville, Part 1

    27 mei 2021 · 22 min

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    It's the party's first year at Dorptoad's School for Gods Among Mortals! And what a wonderful, magical, exciting time it is. There's chocolate creatures, hidden dangers, evil bad students who wear the wrong team colors, and of course, a grading system. Lees meer
  49. Ship Wrong, Part 6

    21 mei 2021 · 25 min

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    The crew is growing antsy and looking for explanations, and above that scapegoats. The time has come to draw some lines in the sand, figure out who's trustworthy, and make a few final leaps of faith.

  50. Ship Wrong, Part 5

    14 mei 2021 · 20 min

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    Captain Bell has enough shenanigans and incompetence and locks up our heroes, who then get a chance to really hash things out with Alfonso and learn why he in particular is never killed.