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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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  1. 414: Reviews of Lunchboxes

    4 november 2026 · 1 uur 4 min

    Afspelen
    Devilish meat bucket tins. Lees meer

    See us live in Nashville! Get your tickets at www.beachtoosandy.com.

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  2. 413: Reviews of Board Games

    28 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 1 min

    Afspelen
    Five very impressive large molded dolphins. Lees meer

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  3. 412: Reviews of Ant Farms

    21 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 10 min

    Afspelen
    I'm going to bury you with your comrades. Lees meer

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  4. 411: Reviews of Olive Garden

    14 oktober 2026 · 40 min

    Afspelen
    Does your eggplant come with skin? Lees meer

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    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  5. 410: Reviews of Bookstores with Lauren Kilby and Karen Whitehouse

    7 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 9 min

    Afspelen
    I wouldn't ask for underwear if I didn't need the underwear. Lees meer

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    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  6. 409: Reviews of Coffee Creamers

    30 september 2026 · 51 min

    Afspelen
    A belly full of white dog turds. Lees meer

    Right now, Fi is offering my listeners up to 30% off and free shipping when you visit fitracking.com and enter promo code BEACH.

    “Treat, don’t trick, your teeth this month and go to shopremi.com/beach and use code BEACH at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  7. 408: Reviews of Froyo with Michelle Collins

    23 september 2026 · 52 min

    Afspelen
    I hate when they put wang in my food. Lees meer

    Follow Michelle on Instagram at @michcoll or @The Michelle Collins Show

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    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  8. 407: Reviews of Deodorant

    16 september 2026 · 39 min

    Afspelen
    A stained crotch is not the experience we wanted for you. Lees meer

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  9. 406: Reviews of Novelty Ice

    9 september 2026 · 37 min

    Afspelen
    The Mona Lisa, a dildo, or a pug? Lees meer

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  10. 405: Reviews of Mini Golf

    2 september 2026 · 50 min

    Afspelen
    Just a bunch of angry elves. Lees meer

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Categorieën
Humor
Status
Loopt nog
Verschijnt
Elke week
Lengte
Meestal 50 min
Afleveringen
466
Laatste aflevering
4 november 2026
Eerste aflevering
7 december 2018
Taal
Engels