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  1. LIFE LESSONS: "Couples who cook together... Are more than welcome to do so!"

    28 augustus 2025 · 21 min

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    This weeks email comes from a DL who's trying to reach a conclusion, but are they way off the mark? Plus... dog vomit, chives and delicious ice cream! Lees meer

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  2. Dire Straits, Vans & A Platypus

    25 augustus 2025 · 43 min

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    So, what happened to Churchill's platypus, gifted to him during the war, by the people of Australia? The mystery is solved! Plus, Mrs Whitehall behind the wheel of a van and Mr Whitehall making a luncheon faux pas. Lees meer

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  3. LIFE LESSONS: "How to get guests to leave when the night's over!"

    21 augustus 2025 · 19 min

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    It's awkward, isn't it? You've yawned, you've cleared the plates, but the guests still aren't leaving. How would Mr & Mrs Whitehall deal with someone who just wasn't getting the message? Lees meer

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  4. The Spitfire, Shaving & Changing Your Mind

    18 augustus 2025 · 42 min

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    250 episodes and still going strong! So, how to celebrate? Sequins of course... And a sartorial nod to Winston Churchill. Naturally. Lees meer

    There's not a DL in existence who isn't familiar with Michael Whitehall's keen interest in all things World War II, so there are bound to be related questions from time to time. Plus, who taught the Whitehall boys to shave and is there anything you used to believe, that you've since changed your mind on?

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  5. LIFE LESSONS: "Try new things. Face your fears!"

    14 augustus 2025 · 24 min

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    This weeks life lesson is for DL Helen who is off on a cruise... But she's suddenly become nervous about the idea! Don't worry, Helen. You'll be fine! Lees meer

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  6. Old Gits Road Trip, Neighbourly Apologies & Councillor Ollie

    11 augustus 2025 · 40 min

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    The Whitehalls have been all over the place this week. The West Country has been well and truly explored and they've got the souvenirs to prove it. Plus, an unfortunate interaction with the neighbours for an embarrassed DL and a local councillor from Cornwall. Lees meer

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  7. LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your keys near the front door..."

    7 augustus 2025 · 16 min

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    What is a bowl if it's got a lid? Is it still a bowl? Just one of the ideas to be discussed on this very episode. The focus this week is home security after a postman made a bold offering to one of the DL's... Lees meer

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  8. DAMs, Thames Swimming & The Wittering Whitehalls, The Musical!

    4 augustus 2025 · 36 min

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    Could we ever, in this lifetime, see a musical incarnation of The Wittering Whitehalls? A DL asks exactly that question. Plus, is there an answer to the 'dear listeners' / 'dear watchers' question and a DL from a little further up the tow path of the river thames. Lees meer

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  9. LIFE LESSONS: "Waste not, want not."

    31 juli 2025 · 19 min

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    The DL's are nothing if not resourceful. This week, a DL shares an invention called 'dust of the garden'. What on earth can it be? Lees meer

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  10. Pogs, OnlyFans & ***** Lane

    28 juli 2025 · 37 min

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    If you've ever enjoyed even a moment of the funny place names, a DL comes through with possibly the biggest hitter yet. See what you think. Plus, remember Pogs? Mrs Whitehall does! Lees meer

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  11. LIFE LESSONS: "There's always another restaurant..."

    24 juli 2025 · 24 min

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    Just a friendly piece of advice not to listen to this episode whilst you're eating! DL Phillippa has a horror story from a restaurant in Rome which had come highly recommended, but didn't live up to the hype! Lees meer

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  12. Sliding Doors, Elvis Presley & Spotted In The Wild

    21 juli 2025 · 37 min

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    Have you checked out the FULL VIDEO EPISODES of The Wittering Whitehalls yet? Why not!? Go and have a look on Global Player & YouTube! So... A huge story this week from Mr Whitehall and what could have been in 1969. Plus, a (not-quite) bucket list wish for Mrs Whitehall and a Canadian who couldn't believe her eyes on the London Underground! Lees meer

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  13. LIFE LESSONS: "You can't be good at everything."

    17 juli 2025 · 22 min

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    When the DL's have a cracking story to tell, The Wittering Whitehalls are all ears. This week, "Mrs Chips" (it's possible this is a pseudonym!) has a hilarious tale from her stint on the school camp, as a dedicated teacher of 7-9 year olds... Not an easy task! Lees meer

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  14. Keepsakes, Wading In & Churchill Books

    14 juli 2025 · 38 min

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    DL Kody describes some previous advice from Mrs Whitehall as "wading in, handbag first" in this episode. What a delightful turn of phrase! Plus, a lovely idea for childhood keepsakes and can Mr Whitehall possibly recommend just ONE book about Sir Winston Churchill? Lees meer

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  15. LIFE LESSONS: "Violence is not the answer."

    10 juli 2025 · 18 min

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    No violence, please. We're all better than that. This week, a DL posits a theory that Mr Whitehall might be all together more gentle than the image he likes to portray... Lees meer

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  16. Indecisiveness, Country Life & Sashaying...

    7 juli 2025 · 40 min

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    Well, if that title doesn't cover everything you need it to, frankly, what have we become? The Whitehalls are on hand this week to help a DL who is buried in online product reviews and can't come to a conclusion... Plus, the pro's and con's of a subscription to Country Life magazine and whether or not Mr Whitehall would EVER sashay, in any circumstances. Lees meer

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  17. LIFE LESSONS: Never give up!

    3 juli 2025 · 22 min

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    Mr & Mrs Whitehall had a wedding to go to this week, so how did they get that wrong? Suffice to say that they did! Plus, an update from DL Claire about those blasted pigeons and on that subject... Is that impulse buy owl working out for Mr Whitehall? Lees meer

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  18. Theft, Water Leaks & The Sewing Machine Museum (revisited)

    30 juni 2025 · 38 min

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    Do you know where your stop cock is? Behave yourself. This week, a tale of house ownership and the nightmares that can come in tow. Plus, Sewing Machine Josh & Chef Julie are back on the scene and DL Sophie's movers did not come up to scratch. Lees meer

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  19. LIFE LESSONS: "No games at the table, thank you."

    26 juni 2025 · 27 min

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    If you're throwing a dinner party, you're more than welcome to entertain your guests however you like, but if Mr & Mrs Whitehall are in attendance, don't expect them to be joining in with any games at the table... That is all. Lees meer

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  20. Vengeance, Nail-Biting & Toby Jugs

    23 juni 2025 · 41 min

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    Are you familiar with Toby Jugs? You will be after this weeks instalment of The Wittering Whitehalls! Plus, getting revenge on your partner (is it ever worth it?!)and whilst nail biting is one thing, this particular DL has a tale that's beyond acceptable. Lees meer

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  21. LIFE LESSONS: "Let sleeping dogs lie..."

    19 juni 2025 · 16 min

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    We all love a good tale of romance and especially one that was almost lost to the mists of time... That's exactly what DL Cristoph has this week! Lees meer

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  22. Pulling Out The Stops, Alleviating Tantrums & Cooking Rabbits

    16 juni 2025 · 45 min

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    This weeks episode gets quite rude in parts, but sometimes it's exactly what's required! There's an update from last years organ-playing DL, a very cheeky street name and a recipe (or two!) Lees meer

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  23. LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the present."

    12 juni 2025 · 21 min

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    There's a lovely voice note from Jacqui this week, sharing the wisdom of her lovely Grandmother. Plus, what was all the drama on Mrs Whitehall's birthday and why did she end up 'going nuclear'? Lees meer

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  24. Dr. Who, Childhood Memories & Shooting Your Bolt Early

    9 juni 2025 · 41 min

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    Have you got your tickets for the very exciting Wittering Whitehalls Barely (A)Live tour yet?? What are you waiting for?! Meanwhile, back on the podcast, a PHD student is nearly at the finish line, but losing momentum... What can be done? Plus, a fun Dr Who fact and a familiar voice right at the end! Lees meer

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  25. LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN have too many paintings."

    5 juni 2025 · 16 min

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    When it comes to collections, we all know Mr Whitehall is right up there... But is there a system? Does he consult Mrs Whitehall before making an addition to his various collections? That's what DL Antoni is asking this week! Lees meer

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  26. Restaurant Etiquette, Old English & Sodington Hall

    2 juni 2025 · 42 min

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    Hands up if you've been missing Uncle Neil?? He's back today! Quite out of nowhere, with a sudden need for an explainer on old English, The Wittering Whitehalls know exactly who can help! Plus, complaining in restaurants, Hanoi airport and the Jensen Interceptor. Lees meer

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  27. LIFE LESSONS: "Run your own race!"

    29 mei 2025 · 18 min

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    You can spend your life trying to change those around you, but sometimes it's ok not to bother... So says Mrs Whitehall! Lees meer

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  28. Pigeons, Swiss Rolls & A Grumpy Patient

    26 mei 2025 · 43 min

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    Can you believe it!? Nearly 3 years since it all began; Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back for SERIES 9!!!! There's an awful lot to catch up on, in terms of general family Whitehall updates and that's before we even arrive at the emails and Whatsapps... Get ready for pigeons (as promised, but not delivered at the end of Series 8!), AI art and a grumpy DL who has no time for small talk after his knee operation... Lees meer

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  29. LIFE LESSONS: "Join the local cricket team..."

    1 mei 2025 · 22 min

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    Perhaps it's not a 'life lesson' as such, but it's a very specific query on this weeks bonus episode and it marks the final instalment of the series! The Wittering Whitehalls will return on Monday 26th May! Lees meer

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  30. Teaching, Stripping & Accepting Help (with special guest Laura Smyth!)

    28 april 2025 · 44 min

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    We love a guest at Whitehall Towers and for the finale of Series 8, Hilary & Michael welcome comedian, writer and all round excellent human being, Laura Smyth. Once a fellow teacher, like Mr Whitehall, there is much to discuss, including Countdown, crowd control and why asking for and accepting help is a strength! Lees meer

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  31. LIFE LESSONS: "Try a bread maker!"

    24 april 2025 · 25 min

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    This weeks DL is living with a man who, like so many, has decided that enough is enough with ultra-processed food and that he must start making his own bread... But how's that going? Plus... Do you know anyone's home address any more? Lees meer

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  32. Derrick Destruction, Wrong Speed & Bowls

    21 april 2025 · 41 min

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    Are you listening to The Wittering Whitehalls at the correct speed? It might be worth a check. Plus, the sadness (or indifference) related to throwing away an old possession and a recommendation to join your local bowls club. Lees meer

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  33. LIFE LESSONS: "Crime doesn't pay..."

    17 april 2025 · 25 min

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    Whilst this weeks lesson isn't completely black and white, it's important to do the right thing. When a DL asks the question "have you ever stolen something" it might surprise you to hear the answer! Lees meer

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  34. Birthday Arrest, Renovations & Water-Ma-Trout

    14 april 2025 · 40 min

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    Apparently, a 104 year old woman was recently arrested for her birthday, because that's what she wanted... Perhaps Mr Whitehall would like to celebrate his 85th year in the same way. Plus, living in a house that's undergoing building work and all the goings on from a big event at The O2. Lees meer

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  35. LIFE LESSONS: "You can't control nature."

    10 april 2025 · 24 min

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    Every now and again, a DL writes in with a corker of a story. This is one of those occasions. Strap in DL's... It's time for #BeaverGate Lees meer

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  36. Safari, Java & A Swiss Army Knife

    7 april 2025 · 43 min

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    There are DL's LITERALLY all over the world. This week, we're introduced to a 19 year old DL, doing his National Service in the Swiss Army! Plus, why is a DL's boyfriend calling coffee 'java' and will the Whitehalls be going on safari any time soon? Lees meer

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  37. LIFE LESSONS: "There's nothing wrong with agreeing to disagree."

    3 april 2025 · 19 min

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    Have a quick guess... Where are the Whitehalls this time?? It's Dubai! It's time to dish out some advice to some young, travelling DL's about how to manage those moments of bickering and what they can do to avoid them getting out of hand! Lees meer

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  38. UFO's, The Shoey & Beans Off Toast

    31 maart 2025 · 38 min

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    At this point, the tour nears it's end and Mr Whitehall is quite ready to go home, but that does not mean the podcast stops... No, sir. The Whatsapp messages come thick and fast this week, with all sorts of goodies inside. Plus, old time home comforts, UFO's and a rubber of bridge. Lees meer

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  39. LIFE LESSONS: "Try the shower!"

    27 maart 2025 · 20 min

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    Nobody likes ironing. Surely this much, we can agree on? Luckily, Mrs Whitehall is on hand to tell you what you can do instead. Meanwhile, Mr Whitehall is doing his best to get his head around what timezone he's in. Lees meer

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  40. Corpse Flower, Havers Revisited & Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukaka­piki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­ki­tana­tahu

    24 maart 2025 · 38 min

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    That's definitely the longest title ever, for a Wittering Whitehalls episode... Find out what it means within! Plus, a namesake spider, a footless seagull and a forgotten makeup bag. Lees meer

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  41. LIFE LESSONS: "Write it down."

    20 maart 2025 · 22 min

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    This week, a lovely DL sparks a conversation about keeping a diary to remember what you've been up to. Lees meer

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  42. Possums, The Rider & Final Thoughts (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)

    17 maart 2025 · 45 min

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    You'll even hear Mrs Whitehall say this at the beginning, but this was originally supposed to be a 10 minute 'Tour Diary' entry to slot in somewhere, but before anybody knew what had happened, a full episode was born! Get mid-tour (as it happened) thoughts from Jack and find out what Michael had on his show rider in Australia! Lees meer

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  43. LIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might bump into..."

    13 maart 2025 · 18 min

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    The DL's always deliver, but this week, one particular DL has knocked it out of the park. Ladies and Gentlemen... Mr Chris Willey. Lees meer

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  44. AI Podcasting, Cold Water & Caravans

    10 maart 2025 · 35 min

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    With the way technology is going, it might be possible for The Wittering Whitehalls to continue forever, regardless of whether Mr & Mrs Whitehall are still around... How do we feel about that? Plus, cold water immersion, clients that got away, Shark Infested Waters back in print and touring caravans! Lees meer

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  45. LIFE LESSONS: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

    6 maart 2025 · 22 min

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    It's a very old adage, this one, but how will Mrs Whitehall expertly apply it? It all starts with an email from a DL who found something amazing in Thailand! Lees meer

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  46. Marmalade, P.G. Wodehouse & Vasectomies

    3 maart 2025 · 39 min

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    The Whitehall travelling circus trucks onwards and you find Michael & Hilary in New Zealand this week. Regardless of location, there's much to discuss... Jump in! Lees meer

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  47. LIFE LESSONS: "It's all about perception."

    27 februari 2025 · 23 min

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    You're never too old to learn something, that's for sure. This week, the Whitehalls learn something about coded messaging and what people might be communicating from their front garden arrangements... Lees meer

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  48. Impulsivity, Inner Monologues & The Mercator Projection

    24 februari 2025 · 44 min

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    There is so, so much to take in this week. Hands up if you already know what The Mercator projection is? Plus, more control panel misery for Mr Whitehall and the G.O.A.T DL initialism yet. Lees meer

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  49. LIFE LESSONS: "Try everything once."

    20 februari 2025 · 19 min

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    Still in their Sydney hotel room, the Whitehalls are challenged to try something they've never tried before, but can Mr Whitehall be persuaded?? Lees meer

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  50. Churchill's Mower, Afternoon Tea & Moving Back Home

    17 februari 2025 · 41 min

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    The Wittering Whitehalls are officially, 100% international! Thousands of miles from Whitehall Towers, from a hotel in Sydney, Australia - Michael & Hilary are back on the mic to answer your queries, problems and questions. Lees meer

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