Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Joe Rogan-282-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
25 februari 2015 · 2 uur 5 min
Powerful.
Today we wear our strength jeans as the leader in podcasting/comedy/fitness and fighting, our Godfather, Joe Rogan finally joins the Moms.
We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, farting, teeth, Tom or Black and what it takes to become A REAL MAN.
Joe weighs in on it all, from Biggie vs Beatles to the OG Would You Rather. This is an episode you're going to love and wear around as you collect denim for the long winter. Lees meerLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Live ValenTIMES from Pasadena-281-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
18 februari 2015 · 1 uur 42 min
Sweet, loving, kissy-faced jeans. That's what those Valentimes are all about. We brought our love to the Ice House for a live episode with a fiery, sexy crowd. This was honestly one of the best times we've ever had live. It's like all our collective jeans are getting tighter.
We give you the goods here, Chocolate anuses, brows on fleek, all kinds of words that the kids are saying now. Plus we have a sing-along and an orignal song debuts! We got dad jokes and sex sounds and a whole lot more.
We love you, Jeans. We really do.
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280-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
12 februari 2015 · 1 uur 45 min
Hey there dirty jeans! Wipe your face cause it's covered in vaginal juices and secretions.
If you have OCD we hope you get better, but in the mean time we'll laugh at you.
Tina has brows on Fleek! Peep them all at Damone Roberts. Plus Tommy is breaking down. Can you make that dude rest?
You thought XXplosive was a crazy track? Check out this Too Short classic. We got Brown Talk, Vocal Fry, White Big Words, Plies Talk and more!
Wash your filthy jeans, will you!?!
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279-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
4 februari 2015 · 1 uur 43 min
You figure it out.
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Matt Braunger-278-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
28 januari 2015 · 1 uur 33 min
Big. Dumb. Animal. Those words don't just describe our guest Matt Braunger perfectly. They're also the name of his new 1 hour special (but without the periods).
Always welcome inside the Mommy Dome, Braunger is like a son to us. We not only talk about his big special we cover the hidden C**T in Harry Potter (Tommy found it), and what in the world Plies was talking about, Ya feel me? This episode is just like hanging out in the bathroom with your buddy. You're gonna love it.
Who won the last Fill Her Up? We have results! And this edition of Tom or White is pure White Knowledge testing - how much do you know!? Lees meerLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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277-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
21 januari 2015 · 1 uur 49 min
Mind if we burp? After Chipotle? And suckin stuff?
Well we've got that and more for you. Here's something we'd like to know - what exactly is Plies saying? We try to solve the mysteries of this modern day philosopher.
Plus does a communist from a small island have the tools to identify a sex toy? We have differing opinions on this one. Will you side with the right Mommy!?
Maybe if you're having troubles motivating yourself you keep it to yourself OR just go ahead and post every day how everyone is out to get you and everything is a battle and FIGHT! Fight things and people that aren't even there. That seems awfully stable of you.
You have the Jeans, you just gotta learn how to wear them.
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276-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
14 januari 2015 · 1 uur 52 min
J-J-J-J-Jeans Unit!
This is a very special episode. In addition to being packed with content and the introduction of a new, amazing caller, we here at Your Mom's House are very proud to announce that the Main Mommy, Christina Pazsitzky (PaJeanSky) has released a NEW album!
Man of the Year is Christina's second album and is now available everywhere. Be sure to get a copy so that her jeans reach higher, tigher levels!
Plus the moms get down and talk about Tommy letting Christina do (and say) dumb things. Is it his fault?!? Tina worked out HARD this week. Is cross training fitness not a match for her?
Tommy is in LOVE with another crime show. This one is extra murdery and we break it down for you. Plus "Uncle Bill" whom we have been wanting to have on the show for years is finally here. All we can say about that is - you're not ready.
DENIM!
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275-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
7 januari 2015 · 1 uur 42 min
Oh jeans it's here! Your first NEW momisode of the NEW year.
This one really delivers. Maybe it's us, maybe it's these jeans. We give you modern day philosopher, Plies. Tina has trouble deciphering his sounds, but once she gets it, she GETS it.
Plus we try to figure out what's up with Austin Uber drivers and all the different browns we had there.
Is there anything Steven Seagal doesn't know? Well, uh, that's a trick question. We jam out to a song that'll blow your mind. CP was inspired and now you'll be too.
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274-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
31 december 2014 · 1 uur 30 min
What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, "That's stupid of you," and then they respond, "Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid!" That's true love. It's real contempt under a thin layer of decency that says, "I know I have to live with you."
When people have been together more than 50 years it can be quite colorfully spoken.
A fun game you can play with your significant other is ask strangers how old they think your partner is and then brace yourself when they (hopefully) guess FAR older. It's a real HOOT.
Plus Tom hung out with an older man in a sauna. Did it get weird? Well, they covered cannibalism, prostitution and drugs. So it gets fun.
The brown detectives may have solved an age old mystery. Maybe it will prevent future loose stools. We'll see.
Jeans, this is the final episode of 2014. Let's promise each other one thing, next year, even HIGHER!
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Merry Christmas-273-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
24 december 2014 · 1 uur 29 min
It's that time of year again - Baby Jesus has been born and there are great songs and hopefully wonderful gifts unless you're poor (yuck).
We, as always, give back to the little Mommies. And this time we really deliver. Unwrap the paper and take in some Shane Lee. That's right the internet sensation who "teaches" vocal lessons is now in the DOME!
He does impressions, requests and, well, whatever he feels like saying. It's awesome and it's here. Plus your two mothers have some wonderful clips including NEW (is that possible) talents that Steven Segal has - like God? (Actually, YES).
And what's a better gift than breakin down some brown with Top Dog. Rejoice!
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272-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 december 2014 · 1 uur 39 min
A man's desire to call out to a woman is so strong that it can overwhelm his own mental illness. Literally, the pieces that are missing in his brain will come together for a moment if that moment means sexual release.
Farts. This episode has them. From both mommies. Will you eat what we fart on?
Plus Garth meets Meeeh, meets more melodies. It's creepy, weird and wonderful all at the same time. Guys should cover their nipples, You BETTER wash your nuts and your other stinky parts (especially if you want someone going in there).
And we talk family - and what is a reasonable amount of time to spend with them - Minutes?
Get your festive jeans on!
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271-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
10 december 2014 · 1 uur 32 min
Yooooo! If you spend time overseas be careful! You could get AIDS. From a towel. Especially if a lot of dudes drop their stuff in that towel, ya feel me?
Pat Robertson is a national treasure. While some look to him for spiritual leadership, we find him to have his finger on the pulse of what's funny and this guy is hilarious.
Plus we have some new songs and we have to admit, they are DADGUM GOOD!
Can we teach you how to sing? Yes. BEATBOX? You betcha! AND we got that Chris Gaines music that you know you wanna hear.
Would you mind pulling your jeans a little higher?
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270-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
3 december 2014 · 1 uur 41 min
Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that!
Are you done wiping the vomit from the rim of your mouth? Good. Now get ready to puke again when Garth Brooks speaks and is genuine about "having a conversation" with you.
We get "Country" on this one, but it isn't all bad. We actually like some of your backwoods, incestuous anthems.
Plus Theo must face the fact that he's named after an accused serial rapists TV son. And that ain't gonna fly, Jack! We must give him a NEW name OR can we simply call him by his BIRTH NAME?!?! You mean he has one? Yup.
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Matt Fulchiron-269-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
26 november 2014 · 1 uur 35 min
Is your baby's mama here? You bet. Would you like to meet him? You should. You know, for the children.
If you're trying to take it all the way down your throat we have expert advice that's gonna set you straight (don't take it so far).
Plus a UK coach can drop that fire the same way Coach Ice does - only it sounds sweeter.
Some news reports are silly and some make you ask What The F*** Are We Doing Here? And then sometimes someone makes a song about it that's worthy of multiple replays.
Plus we have the Full Charge droppin sweet science on everything including Puddin Pops and Spanish Fly, Rude and Theo too. Oh, Cosby.
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Duncan Trussell-268-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
19 november 2014 · 1 uur 48 min
Duncan Trussell is here! You may know Duncan "Truffles" as the guy who has sex with pigs for laughs, but he's more than that!
D-Truss is our friend, a fellow podcaster and comedian, this sweet and enlightened man is here shining his radiance on us in a way only he can do.
We examine #TEAMLITTLED**K and what it means to breathe thru the bump in your baby head with the Smith siblings.
Plus Duncan takes us down the path of goodness. He points us and hopefully you towards the light with ideas and philosophies that are from a higher power, but simplified in a way that likens them to your poo covered B-hole.
Get your denim space suit on, we're leaving the Stratosphere on this one!
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Live Super Show-267-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
12 november 2014 · 2 uur 1 min
Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).
We get into prison talk, break down some drunk talk, sing POP, Braxton songs, Dental Updates, Would You Rather's, Fill Her Ups and soooo much more!
This is the SUPER SHOW episode of Super Shows. Plus a special guest that's gonna knock your jeans right off!!
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266-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
5 november 2014 · 1 uur 31 min
It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one.
We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option.
Tommy is busy writing songs that are so good, he doesn't even name them. He just gives them to the Universe. Will he collaborate with the Braxton's? We're WORKING ON IT!
Go On, Gurl is a pretty good movie, but you'll want pizza with lots of pepperoni on it - Just a Heads up.
If you're white, just be respectful to cops. Seriously, what's your problem?
Plus don't use your hands to grab communal food, dumb dumb.
POP, Hold it down some more.
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Geoff Tate-265-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
31 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 21 min
Geoff Tate is Late! It's okay. He got here and everything is fine now. Happy HallowJeans, everyone. We hope you're playing it safe and not staying out too late. Also, kids love pennies and bullets so give them away!
Tate is LONG overdue in the MOMMY DOME, but thankfully he's here and you're about to get the full scoop on DENIM ON DENIM + HOT DOGS and GATORADE + also CHEERS.
Geoff is a fantastic comic, truly one of the best and he's a breeze to hang with. Always funny and low maintenance. This man is our type of guy. You get the Dental Update, the D**k Detectives and more!
Drops galore on this one! Pull those M7Z's up, Jeans!
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264-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
29 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 19 min
Oh farts. Do you have a special fart box for your partner to sit in a face your release valve?
Get One!
These jeans have a question are Smart for shopping somewhere, but then are all sales Final? Lets discuss.
The Mommies are on Tru TV's How To Be A Grown Up and we let you in behind the curtain. Want in?
Plus Top Dog talks farts, poops AND Killing in a call for the ages!
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Chad Daniels-263-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
24 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 20 min
Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy!
The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim, sometimes for months, we knew that it would be a blast hangin' with the Chad Man!
We listen to a woman transform into a man or is it the other way? Who cares. Someone else out there is having a lot of orgasms and this time it isn't a man! Want some?
Plus there are plenty of big words and tales of slander and redemption. Chad Daniels is your step mom whether you like it or not. Jeans are Forever
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262-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
22 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 15 min
If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg.
Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!?
Which Braxton are you today? It's fun way to start the day to break down which of the Braxton sisters you're feeling like. Plus we sing the Braxton Values theme song. Do we sing perfectly? Eventually, yes.
Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have denim emergency! Peter Caine is on the phone. You did not misunderstand - PETER CAINE is on the phone. Get ready to clear the air OR stir it up? Listen and find out the real story behind Caine and his madness.
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261-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 26 min
Hope there are still no carnists listening to our show, but if there are, stop now. Otherwise picture Tommy's tongue licking the air and put whatever you want there. Also, listen to songs about it.
Did you spend time with your father lately? Did he orgasm in front of you? We sure hope so. Tommy's dad, Top Dog, is back with some great advice on, you guessed it, some BROWN TALK.
We have an original song that's gonna blow your jeans off, plus some Asian talk that sounds eerily familiar. Paging Sharkeisha - Honey are you there?!?
If you loosen your jeans for this episode you'll never forgive yourself.
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Live From San Francisco-260-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
15 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 41 min
Get your dad ready to orgasm - it's LIVE from Man Fran Disco (San Francisco)!
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259-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
10 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 7 min
This episode is for Vegan's only!! Carnists are not allowed to listen. SORRY!
Now that it's only us, picture Tommy kissing your thighs. Feel better? GOOOOOOD.
Why do people over 50 refuse to drink water? Water is in us and everywhere around us. Maybe they are just wiser and know that nothing satisfies your bodies cravings for hydration and nutrients like Diet Coke. It tastes good and it's good for you. Especially post-workout.
Do you remember your father's funeral? How many orgasms did you have staring at his corpse? We found someone that may have been more aroused than you and it's ALL TIME CLASSIC MOM mode already. Get ready to cry from joy and from your relentless orgasms on this one!
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258-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
8 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 9 min
POP! Pimp Squad for life, baby! If you can't see, then that should be your story and you should always say that no matter who asks you what. You know what we're sayin, you feel us, know what we're talking about? Lees meer
Kentucky Jeans and Momlando Jeans were worn this weekend - get the breakdown, Gawd.
Plus Tina explains what that drop about God and blessing is all about. Do you watch comedy? Does it ever upset you. Please blog and share in detail how you feel and your disappointment about it. Even if you laughed, somewhere inside you there is surely something to complain about.
And we have a song that we can only WISH came from a listener - Maybe it did???
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257-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
3 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 14 min
Ohhhh Jeans! We're Back! Tommy pulled up his sick, barking jeans and coughs and blows his nose throughout the show just to remind you that he sacrifices so much for her.
Tina is VERY surprised to hear a series of NEW drops in her honor! Can you guess what they are? They are blessed indeed.
Be sure to relax on this one as the smooth sounds of Crapzo and Manwelle and White Tigress penetrate your soul - choose whichever one best suits your needs.
Plus we give you the 411 on the Segura Family Cruise. What's that? Were family genitals shared? Mmmm-hmmm.
Plus some WOULD YOU RATHERS and more!
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Classic Jeans 43-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
1 oktober 2014 · 1 uur 40 min
Well, we were about to do a new episode but then Tommy went off and got sick like a big, ol dumb bear. Now he's on bed rest and we have to delay our return for another day.
Please enjoy this Classic episode which has the origins of F****n Camp! among other Tourettes Classics!
This is high quality denim we have here.
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Classic Jeans 63-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
26 september 2014 · 1 uur 11 min
Oh meowmy, does she miss us? Our vacation is almost over, but we didn't forget about you. Here's one more classic pair of jeans for you and you guessed it, it's amazing.
Once again, this episode features Top Dog and BROWN and it's epic. We hope you took care of your teeth while we were gone. We're going to check each of your toothbrushes to make sure of it, Theo.
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Classic Jeans 62-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
24 september 2014 · 1 uur 8 min
Oh yeah, Jeans. It's time for more of those Classic Jeans. This is that bespoke denim you can't find in the stores.
This very special episode captures one of the greatest moments in podcasting history - Top Dog and brown come together in REAL TIME.
Buckle Up, you ain't ready.
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Classic Jeans-46-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
19 september 2014 · 1 uur 36 min
Reach into the closet, up onto that top shelf. Further, no further. Yeah, those nice worn in jeans are there. Put them on and pull them up.
While the moms are on vacation we give you an oldie but goodie. Some of the origins of Mommycode are deep within this episode. Listen and enjoy.
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256-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 september 2014 · 1 uur 17 min
Shots Fired!!!
If you're down in the 954 or the 305 and you see a half naked white dude singing and dancing shakin' that thang - don't worry, that's Rihanna.
The elephant in the room must be addressed - Peter Caine has called the MAIN MOMS out! Lord only knows what will happen next, but Peter Caine is on the watch list. Should he worry about Tina and Tommy? No. The little Mommy's? Probably. Theo? You Bet. You can't just talk s**t like that and not expect bad things to happen.
As Theo has always said, "Don't start nuttin, won't be nuttin."
Plus Tommy has returned from City Connection and he can't wait to go back. He's got that international jeans fever!
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255 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
12 september 2014 · 1 uur 6 min
Please don't talk, please don't touch my service dog! Don't talk to my dog, the dog is being good. You're getting the dog in trouble, you di@k! Maybe Peter Caine is right???
Tom's in Hong Kong aka "City Connection" right now. He had a real nice hair cut before he left and we talk about it. Christina admits to seeing the same hairdresser since 1998, but he's awesome so don't sweat it.
Cops are still all fu$%in bald and s$it. We discuss nightmare jobs for us personally. Being nocturnal is horrible.
COPS is our new favorite show. It's fun to watch people who cook meth getting arrested. And you should always look at the positive aspects of your meth cooking spouse. Christina gets punished for using her BIG WORDS in the last episode...
Aunty Fee takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
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254-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
10 september 2014 · 1 uur 15 min
When Tom picks the opening clips, it's usually porn. But this porn clip is "revolutionary" according to Tom. We deconstruct Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda". Both versions, fart and original. We also explore "the cowboy hip hop" and real "hip hop" dancing. The cargo pant debate rages on! We look forward to Tom's upcoming Asian dumps. Theo hears his latest song and comes on the show to discuss his royalty agreement. Wendy's has a neat corporate training song.
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253-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
5 september 2014 · 1 uur 10 min
Whenever you see a microphone anywhere that is an opportunity. The possibility now exists that you can grab that mic and you can fart in it. This is how we even the playing field in life. A homeless man and a Greek billionaire suddenly become the same living being - a mic farter.
King A** Ripper is an international treasure for a reason. He seizes the opportunities that others ignore. He never, EVER passes on the chance to drop heat for the rest of us. Thank you Hairy N Gross Glutton. You inspire us all. International super star Nicki Minaj got the hint (okay it wasn't her) and now has a real hit on her hands!
Plus Theo heard the song that all the Mommy's are talking about and, you guessed it, he wants his cut. Tina tries to reason with him, but there's no taking the hood out of this pooch.
Tina is a big NERD and wears undies during a massage (MOMSSAGE). Are you the same type of NERD that she is? If you're a flight attendant please keep the jokes inside of your head. You're the WORST!
And finally Half Ounce drops some crazy Ya know what I'm talkin about, ya feel me, ya know what I mean? And Tina thinks he has some BIG WORDS too!
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252-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
3 september 2014 · 56 min
Don't yank your snot in another seaman's towel! It's rude and disgusting and now we got two guys on Night Watch to make sure no one else does it, Master Seargent.
Little Doggy Jeans AKA Feefo AKA Theo Huxtable AKA The Hardest playa on the block ate tin foil. Sometimes we need to remind ourselves that he is not a "Very smart person." He is, in fact, a dog. In this, The "Forgotten "Episode" we recap how our dog scared us and made us rush all over the city worried sick about our sick dog. We were so worried that we forgot to upload this ep in our mad rush to catch a flight.
Desperate salesmen are like friends - They're the WORST!!!
Plus we talk about LEASE-A-CAR Acting Studios, Dental Updates and more. We'll never forget our Jeans behind again!
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251-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
27 augustus 2014 · 1 uur 16 min
If you do the ALS Ice Bucket challenge make sure you suffer thru it, so says the unofficial spokesman of the ALS Foundation.
We wear our jeans the highest and we hope you appreciate that. Did you remember that cops are bald and s**t? They're bald, man. They're f****n bald. Do we have a song about that? Yup.
Plus Tommy ate a Joey Diaz edible again and, you guessed it, panic, fear and unplanned detours took place. When Tina reads their text exchange you might have to rewind it and hear it again.
Is the Cargo Shorts debate finally resolved?!?! NO. You, the little mommy can't decide and neither can we. Be The JEANS!
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250-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
22 augustus 2014 · 1 uur 10 min
How's your hook set? BOOM! Make it pop.
Do you know how to pitch a show in Hollywood? We have the insight for you so that you can have a fun, depressing time like we do. There's a big, significant difference between a hard, bloated belly and a soft, hanging gut. We BREAK IT DOWN!
You, the little mommy weighs in on the Cargo shorts/D**k Detective debate and we gotta tell you, the Mommy's are split! That's right, the debate continues!!!
We got more love for Mike Tyson and we revisit King A** Ripper and his library of artwork (fart work).
Plus Tina's dad (from the 18th Street Gang) talk about how cops are like, F***in bald, man! Lees meerLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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249-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
20 augustus 2014 · 1 uur 25 min
When you can't write a song, just sing what you're actually seeing or holding the moment that you open your mouth. That way you can belt out a total piece of trash, just like you were meant to. Turn up the volume! Listen to us talk about stuff and play audio clips! See?
Plus Tommy met Mike Tyson. What? Yup. And it's a pretty crazy story. Turns out the former champ is a big fan of streaming content.
Do Cargo shorts make that bulge even BIGGER? The mommy's debate and invite you to weigh in with your d**k knowledge. Give us your best shot, little jeans.
And OMG Maria is FIRED UP. Was it service? Yes. Was it Starbucks? No. Is a race/ethnicity mentioned? You bet!
Pull em up!
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248-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
15 augustus 2014 · 1 uur 12 min
It's for the kids, man. The treats are for the kids and YMH is for the kids. If your kids don't already listen to this show, please change that.
We can't stand watching Americans look for real estate abroad. It's like listening to a child question how the science works - a lot of questions and sometimes the SAME ones. Over and over and over.
We have a DENTAL UPDATE from the NEWS - Oh my. Floss your denticles, hahahahaha.
More bummer white people movies, bad music, DMX redeems himself and lot more. Lees meerWe DON'T LIKE SALT WATER BREEZES!!!
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Nick Youssef-247-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
13 augustus 2014 · 1 uur 21 min
Sharkeisha, What??? We got a new jam for you. Lees meer
Super talented comic/model Nick Youssef has an album out and now we can all rejoice! We've been long time fans of young Youssef and now you will be too. Make sure to get his debut, Stop Not Owning This.
Peter Caine is back at it - this time it's about your dog's leash and issues!
Plus we introduce Nick to the idea of the C*mdog that will one day live in our backyard.
We cover The Comedy Store, Nick's youth and a whole LOT more. Nick is a total honorary mommy and will definitely be back weaving denim with us soon.
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246-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
8 augustus 2014 · 1 uur 16 min
These are the jeans you dream about. The ones we have on are made for sitting, talking, relaxing and of course, celebrating Eat A Booty Day. Thanks to Trick Daddy we can all celebrate together.
Please reach out to him on twitter @305Mayor and ask him to sell us the Eat A Booty Shirts.
Speaking of clothes, has Tommy joined a gang? His new shorts and shirts will have saying, "Sup Homie! Sun Valley Gang for life homie!" Plus we investigate did a flight attendant have their EYES on Tommy Mommy's junk as he slept?!?! Let's break it down!
The mommies ate some BAD food back to back and meals and their fart makers paid the price. BK plus eggs and pancakes make you feel good.
Tina jeans did some serious fitness and then slept for 16 hours. Will she keep this new lifestyle choice up? Lees meerREAL TALK, Bummer White people movies and more!
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Ms Pat-245-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
6 augustus 2014 · 1 uur 7 min
You, the little Mommy, asked. We, The MAIN MOMMY'S, answered and Ms Pat is here! Ms Pat is one of a kind and we LOVE her. While she's lived the kind of life that would make a lot of us bitter, Ms Pat is the opposite. She engaging, full of life and absolutely hilarious.
We get the inside scoop on what has made Ms Pat so funny and such a saavy hustler. Just listen and you'll be saying "I'm a ol' drug dealer" in no time.
Epic stories, DMX audio and a Tom OR Black for the ages. Who wins this one?!? Pull your jeans up and listen.
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Jeff Richards-244-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
1 augustus 2014 · 1 uur 21 min
Jeff Richards is a (Muscle) bitch! You'll get it soon enough. We have the former Mad TV and SNL star in the mommy dome.
This episode has it all: show biz stories, life lessons, spot on impressions and something we are now HUGE fans of - the MUSIC of Jeff Richards. We are hooked like we're wearing a new pair of jeans or something.
Plus Dental News, breaking down 2 Live Crew (Tom's Beatles) lyrics, listener music and more. This is why we wear denim - episodes like this one. Lees meerLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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243-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
30 juli 2014 · 1 uur 1 min
SUP KANE!!! SUP TOM???? Yup. BDK is down with Buns and we get you the get down. Long story short, Kane is a chill dude and we hope to get him in the Dome soon. Have you heard or seen DMX ride a roller coaster. It's incredible and we share it with you.
Did you that Tina Jeans and Sydney Castillo can SPIT BARS?!?!? You must take your eyes to the site and watch the REGULAR BODY video. We sense a Grammy over here.
We go back to get SNOOSHI and our lady has a surprise for us (in her pants). Plus Tina proposes a new HGTV show for Tommy that combines his love of home shopping and masturbating!
We review why you're probably not married, ladies and we have some good info (you should probaby request big dongs more).
What Ya'll Really Want!?!
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Gretchen Bonaduce-242-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
25 juli 2014 · 1 uur 5 min
We keeps it real here and we appreciate the realness, gnam sayin? Nothing kept our attention like one of the realest Reality shows ever, Breaking Bonaduce. Gretchen Bonaduce, the ex-wife of Danny B, is in the Mommy Dome and droppin knowledge on us. We talk about the total chaos that was encompassing their lives as this completely unplanned show was filmed and the self-destructive path that Danny was on. It's engaging, outrageous, hilarious and sad all at the same time.
Get ready for a YMH EXCLUSIVE (Tailored Denim). This episode is an instant classic, plus we have a Steven Seagal nugget of wisdom to keep your eyes rolling.
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241-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
23 juli 2014 · 1 uur 4 min
Eat the booty, if you want to be in the gang! That's a philosophy the mommies can definitely support! Trick loves the kids, but he's also way into eating the booty. We acknowledge and honor his passion. Are you passionate about it too? Please do tell us.
When the jeans step into the bedroom, it's full of hungry eyes and hardcore RAP! Tina knows her man likes beats and rhymes, so she's shifting her sensibilites and wooing her man with that BASS!
Are farts foreplay? We think it is even if you don't think it is - It's Only Smells...
There's only one group of people ruining the flowers in Elizabeth Park, do you know what type of gypsy we're referring to? Take a guess.
You gots to feed a bitch!!!
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Live From Toronto-240-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
18 juli 2014 · 1 uur 32 min
Oh, Canada, you're such a nice place with really great denim and also you floss!
This is the Live podcast by which all future live shows will be judged. The Canadian Mommies are real and HARD F***IN CORE! Toronto is no joke, you know what we're sayin?
Tommy and Tina drop dreams on you! Who requested a T Bunz piledriver? Which race crawled up in Tina in her sleep-filled mind? We try to understand what people are sayin. Pretty sure that one of them is even too advanced for the most seasoned mom. Give it a shot, ketchup/mustard!
Can Britney Spears sing? We have evidence that suggests your opinion on her vocals has always been on point. Plus Aunty FeeFee drops knowledge thru music and Top Dog raises even his own brown bar! Remember, "It's Only Smells."
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239-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
16 juli 2014 · 1 uur 15 min
Oh Jeans can you see, that America is the best and loudest place in the world! Can you tell when an A1 US of A person is around? Let's break it down!
If someone told you to Go F yourself, could you? Black Salami has something show the people who doubt that he can. WARNING, it's NSFHE - Not Safe For Human Eyes.
How does God do a new thang if he's still doin the same thang?!?!?!
Momstralia/Australia speaks English...sort of. Can you understand this bloke?
We have Dental Updates all around plus more from our favorite Dog Trainer, Peter Caine. Things are getting weirder. Big Shouts to Ontario, Canada for all the love this past week. That's some real nice denim you guys have up there. This episode will make you wish your peepee was stuck in Budder.
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238-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
11 juli 2014 · 1 uur 4 min
It's your mom's house!
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237-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
9 juli 2014 · 1 uur 6 min
Hey YO!!!! What it do, Junior Boo Boo? It's so fun to make fun of family and we encourage you to PUSH THOSE LIMITS! If the elevator posts a weight limit, suggest to your mother/wife/son that they will break it - then point and laugh!
We Bro'd down hard in the Bro to celebrate the greatest birthday ever for Country Numero UNO. Hope you got down too or at least thanked us for being the best.
Jeans In My C**T is STUCK in our heads and we hope it's in yours too. Care to hear it again? Good.
Tina and Tommy are seriously in the TV BIZ now. Will a network pick up Tom Farts in a Jar or Dog D**K Afternoon? We sure hope so (they're really good ideas).
One of our listeners actually worked for the mastermind behind Friday (not the movie) and Chinese Food (Is that also a movie?) and lets us in behind the curtain of his mediocrity.
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