Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834
29 oktober 2025 · 1 uur 50 min
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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.
Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action
00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas
00:14:14 - Florida Trash
00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds
00:25:40 - Some…
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Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833
22 oktober 2025 · 1 uur 33 min
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents
00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney
00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck
00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation
00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back
00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds
00:41:07 - Show N Tell
00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got
00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?
01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes
01:12:42 - Christine's Turn
01:19:29 - Enny Hates This
01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick
01:27:07 - Wrap Up
01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack
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Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Your Mom's House Ep. 832
15 oktober 2025 · 1 uur 43 min
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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!
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Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Your Mom's House Ep. 831
8 oktober 2025 · 1 uur 23 min
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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga
00:13:41 - A History Lesson
00:21:16 - Boston Gambler
00:27:20 - Cool Accountant
00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops
00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty
00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE
00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming
00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf
00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron
01:03:46 - TikToks
01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz
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The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830
1 oktober 2025 · 1 uur 7 min
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Our Favourite Canadian(s) w/ Ian Bagg | Your Mom's House Ep. 829
24 september 2025 · 1 uur 59 min
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Ian shares hilarious memories from their trip to South Africa, including Apartheid Museum awkwardness, getting clowned by local comics, and Bobby Lee’s infamous run-in with some unlucky robbers. They also talk about the chaos of comedy festivals, the strange hierarchy among comics, and what it’s like navigating green rooms, promoters, and fans before a big "Blacks Only" show.
Before Ian joins in, Tom and Christina debate a relationship fights where someone says “Nobody cares,” check out a clip of a dude threatening to eat a strangers’ ass, debut some now censored art, get raw with emotion, and take a bite of Fancy Chef's big chocolate bar. Strap in, Jeans, because Baggles is back!Your Mom’s House Ep. 829
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:08:12 - Opening Clip: Buy Christina's New Lipstick
00:14:16 - Clip: Dear Jennifer
00:16:49 - Art Update
00:19:26 - "Nobody Cares" Email
00:31:01 - Clip: Bite Of Your Sexy Ass
00:34:01 - The Main Mommies Get Emotional
00:41:43 - Clip: Fancy Chocolate Bar
00:44:35 - Ian Bagg: Comedy In South Africa
00:52:16 - Green Room
01:01:31 - Clip: Angry Aussie Politician
01:03:11 - Other Canadians & Will Blunderfield… -
A Gender Traitor's Guide To Dating w/ Jordan Jensen | Your Mom's House Ep. 828
17 september 2025 · 1 uur 43 min
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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 828
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Carrot Top Whips Out His Big Black Trunk | Your Mom's House Ep. 827
10 september 2025 · 1 uur 55 min
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Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.
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The Cheat Code For Black Comedy w/ Gary Owen | Your Mom's House Ep. 826
3 september 2025 · 1 uur 10 min
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Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 826
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Our Favorite Jeans w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep. 825
27 augustus 2025 · 1 uur 19 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!
Guest SubmissionsChris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcAStavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisYSteve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAgDr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2AAndrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbIRyan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8PsJohnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLADuncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQSteph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdgMark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-cJosh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10ykArmie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs
Mommy SubmissionsDaniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaEDouglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGcKaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hkBobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs
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Hellraiser Or Hilarious w/ Doug Bradley (Pinhead) | Your Mom's House Ep. 824
20 augustus 2025 · 1 uur 31 min
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We have such sights to show you! This week, Christina P sits down with horror icon Doug Bradley, the legendary actor behind Hellraiser’s Pinhead, for a conversation that’s equal parts creepy, funny, and surprisingly tender. Doug dives into the origins of Pinhead’s terrifying look, the philosophy behind horror villains, and what it’s like when strangers recognize him as the guy who tormented their nightmares.Christina presses Doug on whether BDSM aesthetics became mainstream thanks to Cenobites, and if he’s ever had to explain his career choices at awkward family dinners. Doug also shares behind-the-scenes stories of low-budget chaos, midnight makeup chair marathons, and how becoming a horror icon changed his life in ways he never saw coming. With frequent detours into absurdity Doug also proves he’s not just a master of horror—he’s got comedy chops too. This episode is a once-in-a-lifetime crossover of YMH filth and horror royalty...missing it would be a waste of good suffering.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:11 - Let The Conversation Begin
00:04:08 - Opening Clip: Anybody Want These Sandals?
00:05:43 - Clip: Mr. Big Praises Christina
00:07:15 - Photos Of Pinhead
00:14:17 - Pinhead Takes The MTV Movie Awards
00:20:35 - Basic Questions
00:23:19 - Clive Barker
00:31:27 - Behind The Mask
00:38:06 - Hellraiser
00:46:20 - The Origins Of The Cenobites' Names
00:55:41 - Hellbound & Horny
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The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White | Your Mom's House Ep. 823
13 augustus 2025 · 1 uur 16 min
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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.
From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 823
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:17 - Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich
00:08:04 - The Return Of The Fart Mic
00:13:45 - Ron White's Cruise From Hell
00:24:03 - Paris Sex Swings
00:31:54 - Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist
00:33:05 - Common Law Marriage
00:41:43 - Clip: Exploding Mom
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Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 822
6 augustus 2025 · 1 uur 17 min
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This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 822
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven
00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults
00:17:31 - Scientology
00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows
00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH?
00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man
00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter
00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser
00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney
01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens
01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts
01:13:45 - Closing So…
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Charo Returns… And She's Got A New Show! | Your Mom's House Ep. 821
30 juli 2025 · 1 uur 21 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome back the one and only Charo! Charo isn't only here to collect casino money, she's here to drop major news: she’s launching her own YMH show, Muy Mucha Charo… and let’s just say, it’s already the tits!
Charo talks more about her recent move to Austin and how the adjustment is going, and the trio dives into Charo’s own psychological evaluation (spoiler: clinically significant chaos), debates her potential Vegas show “Fart Mistress Live,” and navigates her dream of owning a Mazda Miata convertible—so long as she drives it on the freeway. Plus, Christina’s lipstick line gets a rave review, Bert Kreischer gets body-shamed with love, Charo watches people get hurt against her will, they brainstorm Bad Thoughts season 2 ideas, and Tom reveals a sci-fi colonoscopy story that sends Charo into full-on disownment mode. This episode is a wild ride filled with laughs, borderline diagnoses, mom-manipulation tactics, and of course... plenty of farts.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 821
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:02 - Opening Clip: Fat Guy Is Full
00:18:24 - Muy Mucha Charo Teaser
00:21:37 - Does Charo Like Austin?
00:29:39 - Farts & Charo Bribes
00:37:54 - Charo's Psych Evaluation Results
00:49:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:57:05 - Crazies Behind The Wheel
01:02:21 - Clip: Robot Companion
01:04:44 - Season 2 Of Bad Thoughts
01:15:49 - Closing Song - "BURP" by Wes
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Sex Crime Sandwich w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 820
23 juli 2025 · 1 uur 44 min
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Tom’s fasting, Christina’s gassy, and Joe DeRosa is back with a brand new comedy special and hot sandwich takes about a major New York institution. The show kicks off with a debate over whether fighter pilots could get away with call signs like “Stanky Cock” or “Big Dick.” The Main Mommies next dive deep into the aftermath of their staff psych evals, with borderline revelations, some tampon talk, and a real concern for Enny’s suspiciously normal results. Tom also opens up about his multi-day fast, shrinking penis, and terrifying wellness advice, while Christina celebrates colonics as feminist self-care.
Then, Joe DeRosa enters the chat. The trio debates Hitler as a motivational speaker, Dan Peña’s castle energy, building houses on famous murder sites, and the growing arms race of celebrity sex criminals. Joe also dishes on Bradley Cooper visiting his sandwich shop, fantasizes about quitting comedy to work at Best Buy, and breaks down his bleak-but-hilarious new special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Plus: forklift fails, Cosby court swagger, Lena Dunham's cones, and how to turn fart jars and armpits into financial freedom.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:08:51 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan
00:23:11 - Brad Pitt In Fight Club Skinny
00:31:05 - Lena Dunham
00:37:05 - Clip: Bottled Farts
00:39:49 - Joe DeRosa, Dan Pena, & Murder Houses
00:48:28 - The Cosby Problem
00:59:22 - Woody Allen & Roman Polanski
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Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Your Mom's House Ep. 819
16 juli 2025 · 2 uur 2 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tommy welcome Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based licensed professional counselor specializing in trauma and personality assessment to analyze Tom, Christina, and the entire YMH staff. Before the doctor is in, the Main Mommies update us on what they've been up to, Tommy's on a water fast and Tina looks like a crypto millionaire now. They open the show with a really cool guy yelling at a bartender, before checking out a new video of an old favorite, Dan Pena, who explains why he likes having a painting of Hitler in his office. They also check out a clip of Charlize Theron bragging about banging a dude in his 20's and Christina shares her thoughts on the movie "Sinners" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm.
Dr. Torres then comes in and shares the results of a personality assessment that everyone at Studio Jeans filled out and determines on a scale of normal to traumatized combat vet where Tom, Christina, and the entire staff rank. She walks the YMH crew through their results on the PID-5 personality inventory (DSM‑5). and breaks down the personality domains like anxiety, impulsivity, narcissism, and eccentricity. There's also plenty of insight into how trauma, dissociation, and childhood behaviors can shape adult personality. Whether you’re looking for laughs, self-reflection, or a crash course in personality diagnostics, this deeply human episode is a must-listen.
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Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818
9 juli 2025 · 1 uur 26 min
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Ryan Sickler joins the fun and the trio covers everything from a defecating police chief and the chocolate booty obsessed guy also named Ryan to horrible or hilarious fails—including a bull attack, a shit flood, and one extremely unfortunate motorcycle. Ryan shares a killer story about a guy named “Joey Uno” and relives his worst high school nickname. CP gets roasted for looking like the Hamburglar, and Sickler drops a disgusting, classic YMH-worthy dump tale. Oh—and there’s a deep dive into feeding your meow with fruit, plane meltdowns, Will Smith’s weirdness, and roleplay gone very wrong. It’s a banger. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 818
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:09 - Opening Clip: I Get My D Sucked
00:08:51 - Love Island UK Dummies
00:19:16 - Jeff Bezos Wedding + Oprah's Lesbian Relationship
00:25:30 - What's Your Sign?
00:33:04 - Ryan Sickler
00:36:26 - Hostile Work Environment
00:42:31 - Big Ryan Energy
00:52:59 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:02:27 - Sweet & Sour Broads
01:08:41 - Will Smith
01:15:40 - Holding Space For Bad Thoughts
01:21:42 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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Who's More Mentally Ill? | Your Mom's House Ep. 817
2 juli 2025 · 1 uur 7 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness.
The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 817
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:05 - Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass
00:08:11 - Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight
00:20:25 - Adrien Brody
00:24:54 - Goth Basketball Player
00:27:53 - Gay Stuff For Enny
00:32:25 - Clip: Parasites In Your P
00:35:02 - Gym Farts
00:40:24 - Who's More Mentally Ill?
00:45:32 - Movies
00:49:23 - Tommy F-Stop
00:57:20 - Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off
01:02:51 - Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad
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It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816
25 juni 2025 · 1 uur 14 min
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Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 816
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer
00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend
00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya
00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work
00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe
00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys
00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom
00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows
00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN
00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip
00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom
00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle!
00:57:56 - The Black Segment
00:59:49 - TikToks
01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants"
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A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815
18 juni 2025 · 1 uur 29 min
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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!
We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.
Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me
00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy
00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep
00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff
00:28:16 - Sinners
00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work
00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay
00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin
00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings
01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep
01:14:17 - TikToks
01:19:37 - Red Lobster
01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by H…
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Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Your Mom's House Ep. 814
11 juni 2025 · 1 uur 31 min
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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.
The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:36 - Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler
00:14:49 - Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty
00:17:49 - Steph's Familiar Boyfriend
00:19:54 - US Citizenship Test
00:23:31 - Norm's Poutine
00:26:47 - Clip: Break It
00:27:30 - Clip: Norm's Cups
00:29:59 - Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping
00:33:08 - AI Keanu Reeves
00:40:51 - Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals
00:50:50 - Call With Tony Johns
01:02:49 - All Bricked Up
01:05:54 - Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart
01:09:07 - Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army
01:11:44 - Clip: Meghan The…
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Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813
4 juni 2025 · 1 uur 1 min
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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.
We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,
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Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
28 mei 2025 · 1 uur 42 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves
Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 812
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String
00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update
00:17:41 - Gay Stuff
00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu
00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes
00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes
00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu
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You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
21 mei 2025 · 1 uur 46 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns.
Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 811
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:15 - Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody
00:14:57 - A Pazsitzky Effect
00:20:39 - Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials
00:29:46 - Tony Johns Update
00:33:01 - Algorithms
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Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
14 mei 2025 · 1 uur 52 min
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- Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM.This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by storytelling savant, Broadway boy, and sleepwalking legend Mike Birbiglia! Tom and Christina kick off the show glazing Tom's newly released Netflix series Bad Thoughts. They also check out some wild clips that include a fat as shit Steven Seagal, Daddy Reecie laying down the law, farting girls, gay walls, and threesome with a mother that'll make your skin crawl (or turn you on?) The Main Mommies also chime in on convicted SA-er Gerard Depardieu peeing on a plane. Who does that remind you of? If you said "Bert", you're probably right.
Mike Birbiglia next enters the Mommy Dome and dives deep into how he went from sleepwalking out a window to developing one-man shows, hitting Broadway, and being in a Taylor Swift video. He shares how his religious parents reacted to his material, what it’s like entertaining the Pope, and how becoming a dad has shifted his lens on life, comedy, and swim meets. Plus, they also talk bad radio shows, booking nightmares, bouncing checks, comedy condos full of pubes, and that time Uber warned Tom about a shootout. Mike and Tom also get into legacies, asking their dads the tough questions, and what it's like raising kids who could not care less about their famous dads. Plus Enny still does not likes gay stuf…
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White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809
7 mei 2025 · 1 uur 17 min
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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.
They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:00 - Fergie's Greatest Hits
00:05:56 - Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting
00:08:17 - Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy
00:09:32 - Opening Clip: Bed Flip
00:14:45 - Tony Johns Is Locked Up
00:22:46 - Mother Tongue
00:31:18 - The Cool Guy Who Got Away
00:42:38 - Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff
00:45:37 - Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets
00:54:05 - Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole
00:54:50 - A New Challenge
00:59:07 - Enny Thoughts
01:03:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:06:54 - Vietnamese Hair Salon
01:11:08 - Dates
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Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808
30 april 2025 · 1 uur 17 min
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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"They catch up on Tony Johns’ latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger’s wedding, Keanu’s appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow’s face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up!
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Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
23 april 2025 · 1 uur 45 min
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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts."
We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out.Your Mom’s House Ep. 807
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:10 - Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun
00:08:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie
00:10:52 - Clip: 8 Head
00:12:23 - Big Word Blunder
00:19:17 - Clip: YMH Muppets
00:22:03 - Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers
00:25:29 - More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts
00:30:56 - Clip: Baseball Sock
00:37:55 - Clip: Neck Veins
00:39:42 - Broads In Space
00:42:28 - Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams
00:49:13 - Little Person Jokes
00:58:21 - Snow White & Tiptoes
01:05:55 - Try It Out
01:09:18 - A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump
01:18:29 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:25:51 - TikToks
01:34:08 - Shame
01:40:36 - Wrap Up
01:41:47 - Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
16 april 2025 · 1 uur 16 min
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It’s a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it’s an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it’s time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother’s Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life.
We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one’s packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection.Your Mom’s House Ep. 806
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Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805
9 april 2025 · 1 uur 18 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting.
Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering.
Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City.
Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird.Your Mom’s House Ep. 805
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00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy
00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits
00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts
00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence
00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted
00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults
00:42:43 - Tony Johns
00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security
00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:53:00 - Spring Jackets
00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger
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A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804
2 april 2025 · 1 uur 40 min
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A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40 and then shares some stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it!
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Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803
26 maart 2025 · 1 uur 54 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don’t Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis.
Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show.
Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan’s Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo!Your Mom’s House Ep. 803
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:48 - Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference
00:07:39 - Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy?
00:08:50 - Clip: Fancy Trainer
00:10:43 - Clip: Fired A Client
00:12:01 - Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane
00:24:23 - Hilaria Baldwin
00:34:18 - Bryan Johnson Won't Die
00:43:03 - Anti-Aging Secrets
00:48:58 - Clip: Urine Therapy
00:51:28 - The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland
00:56:57 - Diet & Olive Oil
01:06:23 - Hyperbaric Chambers
01:12:28 - Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine
01:18:24 - Clip: Coffee Enema Queen
01:19:55 - Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub
01:24:00 - Shockwaving Peeners
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Dumbest Shark Tank Pitches w/ Mark Cuban | Your Mom's House Ep. 802
19 maart 2025 · 1 uur 59 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Robert Smith and Christina P are joined by billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank legend Mark Cuban.
Tom and Christina are STILL hyped after YMH Live X and recap more of the insanity from that legendary night. Tom next opens the show with an unhinged clip of an old man who hasn't been laid in 30 years, before he brings up his tradition of texting Joe Rogan horrifying death videos. Other highlights include a Hulk Hogan steamer situation, a bizarre Kanye tattoo on an Asian guy, and a deep dive into Charles Manson documentaries.The one and only Mark Cuban joins the pod, and things get real. Mark opens up about selling the Mavericks, what it’s like to trade a generational talent like Luka Dončić, and why checking his bank account makes everything better. He spills secret rich guy knowledge (like how money makes ugly people attractive), explains why he’s not a yacht guy, and hilariously pitches Tom on buying a private jet.
Mark also talks about being a public dad, his love for working, and why he’s obsessed with the future. He breaks down Shark Tank—from the dumbest pitches ever to surprising success stories like Dude Wipes—and how he’s wrong half the time when investing. The conversation gets even wilder as Mark shares thoughts on hunting Somali pirates, his late-night Twitter beefs, AI, NBA rule changes, and why he’s all-in on healthcare reform with http://CostPlu…
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Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
12 maart 2025 · 2 uur 7 min
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In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz!
Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin.
Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans!Your Mom’s House Ep. 801
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00:00:00 - Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate
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00:00:00 - Chicago
00:00:00 - Christina's Hot Black Dream
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The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
5 maart 2025 · 1 uur 21 min
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Your Mom’s House Ep. 800
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review
00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things
00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny
00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine
00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith
00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell
00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby
00:50:28 - Fart Gate
00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell
01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens
01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up
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YMH LIVE Is Back! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 799
26 februari 2025 · 1 uur 35 min
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Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos.
Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
19 februari 2025 · 1 uur 38 min
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Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not? We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:45 - Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts
00:08:49 - Try It Out Tommy
00:17:14 - Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret
00:21:10 - Clip: Whistling The Hits
00:24:12 - Clip: Bert Kershire
00:27:11 - Clip: Danger Farts
00:30:40 - Clip: Trust Black Women
00:32:44 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem
00:35:16 - Clip: Charo Disney Employee
00:36:13 - The Service Industry
00:43:59 - Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy
00:58:35 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks
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Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797
12 februari 2025 · 1 uur 25 min
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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.
Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.
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00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler
00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy
00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler
00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots
00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys
00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'
00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment
00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks
00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order
00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested
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Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796
5 februari 2025 · 1 uur 18 min
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Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below!
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The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
29 januari 2025 · 1 uur 33 min
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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton.
Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious!Your Mom’s House Ep. 795
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22 januari 2025 · 1 uur 53 min
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She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy!
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Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793
15 januari 2025 · 2 uur 2 min
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Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades, including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one!
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Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792
8 januari 2025 · 1 uur 37 min
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Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers.
Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out!Your Mom’s House Ep. 792
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Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791
1 januari 2025 · 1 uur 33 min
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Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out!
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Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
18 december 2024 · 2 uur 11 min
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Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789
11 december 2024 · 1 uur 23 min
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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE!
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Ranking America's Hottest Presidents | YMH Ep. 788
4 december 2024 · 1 uur 23 min
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Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787
27 november 2024 · 1 uur 10 min
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Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out.
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20 november 2024 · 1 uur 22 min
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OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open.
Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones.
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The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode!Your Mom’s House Ep. 786
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