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Eclipse in Quarantine: Switzerland
23 september 2020 · 34 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter six of Eclipse and are joined by reporter Rachelle Hampton to discuss Bella's latest kidnapping. Lees meer
Don't miss it: Rachelle did some top-notch analysis earlier this month about Midnight Sun.
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Eclipse in Quarantine: Imprint
16 september 2020 · 23 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter five of Eclipse and they are obsessed with Sam Uley's love life. Can someone say drama? Lees meer
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Eclipse in Quarantine: Nature
9 september 2020 · 26 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter four of Eclipse and it's an episode full of harsh truths and crushed dreams for the characters this week. Lees meer
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Eclipse in Quarantine: Motives
2 september 2020 · 27 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter three of Eclipse and they're ready to pitch a CW adaptation of Twilight staring Chad Michael Murray. Lees meer
Because we're switching our release schedule to once a week (on Wednesdays!) we're trying to make our episodes longer. To that end, we have a new rotating segment called Reality TV. In today's episode, we try out our 'Shark Tank' edition for the first time, in which Vanessa and Julia both propose a new product that could be useful to the people of Forks.
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Eclipse in Quarantine: Evasion
26 augustus 2020 · 24 min
Vanessa and Julia have read the second chapter of Eclipse and they've final solved the mystery of why so many socks go missing in the laundry: Edward is eating them. Lees meer
Because we're switching our release schedule to once a week (on Wednesdays!) we're trying to make our episodes longer. To that end, we have a new rotating segment called Reality TV. In today's episode, we try out our 'Survivor' edition for the first time, in which Vanessa and Julia both vote a character off the Twilight Island.
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Eclipse in Quarantine: Ultimatum
19 augustus 2020 · 27 min
Vanessa and Julia have read the first chapter of Eclipse and are very interested to learn that Bella's favorite book is Wuthering Heights. They dive into the book-within-a-book relationship with some essential questions: Is Eclipse going to draw its themes from Wuthering Heights? Will Bella gets to become a ghost instead of a vampire? And, most importantly, why does Bella like the wrong Bronte book? Lees meer
Because we're switching our release schedule to once a week (on Wednesdays!) we're trying to make our episodes longer. To that end, we have a new rotating segment called Reality TV. In today's episode, we try out our 'Bachelor' edition for the first time, in which Vanessa and Julia both come up with dates for the characters in Eclipse.
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New Moon in Quarantine: Treaty
7 augustus 2020 · 28 min
Vanessa and Julia have read the Epilogue of New Moon and they're starting a petition to bring RBG to Forks, Washington. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Vote
5 augustus 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 24 and they're rooting for Bella to say yes to the dress. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: The Truth
2 augustus 2020 · 20 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 23 and they think that some bunk beds and a Daniel Craig shaped pillow would solve a lot of Bella’s problems. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Flight
29 juli 2020 · 20 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 22 of New Moon and they want to celebrate Edward for his self-control in several categories. Blood-thirst for Bella? Completely under control. Public displays of affection? Generous, yet tasteful. We can honestly say for once: Good job Edward. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Verdict
24 juli 2020 · 21 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 21 of New Moon. Though they've been giving advice for a while now, in this chapter it feels like there are two pressing pieces of advice that can supersede all that came previously: Lees meer
DON'T murder
DON'T start romantic relationships with literal children
These are surprisingly difficult concepts for many characters to grasp.
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New Moon in Quarantine: Volterra
22 juli 2020 · 20 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 20 and urge Bella to jump into EMERGENCY MODE because she's far from home, wading barefoot and frantic through some deep trouble in Italy. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Race
20 juli 2020 · 23 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 19 of New Moon and they're starting to wonder if they should have read Fifty Shade of Grey instead. Lees meer
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New in Quarantine: The Funeral
17 juli 2020 · 23 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 18 of New Moon and they want to hear from you! Write in if you: Lees meer
Also didn’t realize that this book was an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet
Have an idea of a sound effect for our genuine enjoyment section
Have a private jet and want us to come to your wedding
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New Moon in Quarantine: Visitor
15 juli 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 17 of Eclipse and have come to the conclusion that tough love is maybe the truest love of all. #TeamBalice anyone? Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Paris
13 juli 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 16 and are scheming to unionize the poor werewolves who are clearly working too hard. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Pressure
10 juli 2020 · 22 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 15 and, true to type, Vanessa has to explain to Julia some 90s culture while Julia has to explain to Vanessa some modern technology. Lees meer
If you or someone you love is in crisis, please consider reaching out to the Crisis Text Line, National Suicide Prevention Hotline, or National Domestic Violence Hotline.
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New Moon in Quarantine: Family
8 juli 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 14 and they are demanding a feminist uprising against the werewolf patriarchy. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Killer
6 juli 2020 · 17 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 13 of New Moon and feel it's necessary to do a deep dive into the psychology of Bella's attractions. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Intruder
3 juli 2020 · 18 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 12 of New Moon, and are having flashbacks to book one. We know that Jacob is the middle of a transformative time - we just didn't realize he was transforming into Edward. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Cult
1 juli 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 11 of New Moon, and between bad policing, white savior complexes, and gas-lighting, Charlie and Bella are hitting a home run on sucking this week. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: The Meadow
29 juni 2020 · 21 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 10 of New Moon, and they're starting to learn the ups and downs of parenting a teenager. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Third Wheel
26 juni 2020 · 22 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 9 of New Moon, and they're ready to give Jacob 'the talk' about his growing and changing body. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Adrenaline
24 juni 2020 · 20 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 8 of New Moon, and want Bella to hop on the #TeamJacob bandwagon and off the motorcycle (or at least wear a helmet). Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Repetition
22 juni 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 7 of New Moon, and they have some notes for Sam Uley on how to be a good cult leader. Pro tip: try to be less scary. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Friends
19 juni 2020 · 21 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 6 of New Moon, and need to introduce some high-level terms to Bella like 'internalized misogyny' and 'racism.' Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Cheater
17 juni 2020 · 17 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 5 of New Moon, and give Bella some much needed financial advice about saving for college. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Waking Up
15 juni 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 4 of New Moon, and have some thoughts on how to get Bella through this break-up. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: The End
12 juni 2020 · 20 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 3 of New Moon, and they are THRILLED that Edward and Bella have finally broken up. We've been waiting for this moment for so long ya'll and it's finally here. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Stitches
10 juni 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 2 of New Moon, and are thoroughly in the weeds with some big questions: is there a god? Is there such thing as a consensual rocking chair experience in the bedroom? How can we empower Bella's bodily autonomy? So buckle up, Twihards, it's a bumpy ride. Lees meer
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New Moon in Quarantine: Party
8 juni 2020 · 20 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 1 of New Moon and they have a lot of advice on proper birthday etiquette and how to best take advantage of your astrological moment. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: The Twilight Movie
5 juni 2020 · 21 min
Vanessa and Julia have watched the Twilight movie and give a thorough review of all the most important parts: the weather, the fashion, and our favorite minor characters. Lees meer
Please Note: We've decided to not talk about Charlie Swan in this episode. We've given Charlie a lot of love throughout this first season of Twilight in Quarantine, but in this political moment we're thinking a lot about how police narratives are centered and celebrated in popular media.
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Twilight in Quarantine: The Whole Dang Thing
3 juni 2020 · 27 min
Vanessa and Julia have read ALL of the first book of the Twilight series! Before they move on to New Moon, they take a look back at the whole book and give their final impressions and advice. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: An Occasion
1 juni 2020 · 18 min
Vanessa and Julia have read the Epilogue, and they're organizing the After-Prom party for Bella and Edward. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: An Impasse
29 mei 2020 · 17 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 24, and they finally get to meet the elusive Renée. Unfortunately, she was not worth the wait. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: The Angel
27 mei 2020 · 22 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 23, and are joined by Maren of the Remember Twilight podcast. Together, they discover that there's a gap in the market for Vampire Therapy and that maybe there's hope for true love after all. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Hide and Seek
22 mei 2020 · 18 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 22 and feel greatly betrayed when it turns out that Bella is not actually from Phoenix. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Phone Call
20 mei 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 21 and are amused by the quaint technologies of the early 2000s like 'drawing' and 'writing.' Bella's gonna have her mind blown by photoshop and snapchat. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Impatience
18 mei 2020 · 18 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 20 and they're feeling as trapped in Bella's hotel room as she is. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Goodbyes
15 mei 2020 · 18 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 19 and they are starting to understand why the Cullens treat Bella like a toddler. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: The Hunt
13 mei 2020 · 16 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 18 and they want you to JUST SAY NO to kidnapping. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: The Game
11 mei 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 17 and have an important sports update: baseball is dumb. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Carlisle
8 mei 2020 · 18 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 16 and they think that you should always pack an umbrella. Or at least not laugh at those who do. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: The Cullens
6 mei 2020 · 15 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 15 and are blowing the whistle on creepy rocking chair dynamics. If you see something, say something. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Mind Over Matter
4 mei 2020 · 19 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 14 and they applaud Bella for living her best quarantine life. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Confessions
1 mei 2020 · 18 min
Vanessa and Julia have read chapter 13 and they're already planning their Edward/Bella Halloween costumes. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Balancing
29 april 2020 · 12 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 12 and they continue to find Edward's outfits better than his behavior. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Complications
27 april 2020 · 17 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 11 and they finally find out why this book is called Twilight. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Interrogations
24 april 2020 · 16 min
Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 10 and they realize that everyone really wants to smell like vegetables. They also both come to a very important conclusion: using your dog to get a message to your boyfriend is a fool's errand. Lees meer
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Twilight in Quarantine: Theory
22 april 2020 · 27 min
This episode, Vanessa is joined by our friend Meredith Goldstein of the Love Letters podcast. Meredith is an actual advice columnist and an actual fan of Twilight, so it's a real treat to have her on. Vanessa and Meredith discuss chapter 9 and recommend some moral philosophy to Edward. Lees meer
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