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  1. S15 Ep 816 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Harry Hill

    13 april 2026 · 1 uur

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    Time for another surprise guest episode from our archives. In this time it’s the genius, Harry Hill! Lees meer

    First posted on 25th January 2022

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  2. S15 Ep 815 Listener's Mailbag: Funny Names & Working With A Prat

    10 april 2026 · 34 min

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    Subjects in today’s mailbag include David’s problematic pressure washer hose attachments, moving overseas, electrical fires, things do do in Earlswood, a cracking selection of funny names and the problems with working with a proper prat. Thanks for all your emails! Lees meer

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  3. S15 Ep 814: Football Coaching and the Return of Vigilante Joe

    9 april 2026 · 47 min

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    David and Joe kick off today’s show with some shout-outs to Chatabiscuits and show some appreciation for their younger listeners. Then the chat turns to the lovely Jack Dee, acts of kindness, David being a linesman for his son’s football team and the challenges of coaching kids. Joe also reveals that he encountered some unruly youths on the train recently and had to intervene. It looks like Vigilante Joe might be back! Lees meer

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  4. S15 Ep 813: David’s ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue’ Obsession

    8 april 2026 · 43 min

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    David’s recently fallen I love with the long running Radio 4 comedy panel show, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. He reckons it’s the ultimate comfort listen and also one of the funniest shows he’s heard in ages. So today he wants to take Joe on a deep dive into everything about it and also have a go at playing the game themselves. Joe also tells David about doing some radio comedy himself and David recounts the time he wrote a radio sketch for Griff Rhys Jones. Lees meer

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  5. S15 Ep 812: Camden Memories and The Town Game

    7 april 2026 · 49 min

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    Joe’s filming in London at the moment, very near to Camden. Which is where his wife Petra used to live when they first dated and also where he spent a lot of time gigging in his early comedy days. He had a magical morning walking around the area and reminiscing - so discussing all of that with David takes up the first half of the episode. Joe’s morning also gave him an idea for a game they can play, where they randomly select a UK location and immediately have to recount any memories they have from that town or city. So that’s the second part of the show sorted. Enjoy! Lees meer

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  6. S15 Ep 811 Vault Mondays: Bluetooth and The Word Game

    6 april 2026 · 25 min

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    New week, old episode. And in this archive show from 2021, we chatted about lots of new things - the new AirBnB, Joe's new bluetooth and we play the new Word Game. Lees meer

    First posted on 21st June 2021

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  7. S15 Ep 810 Listener’s Mailbag: Sexy Joe and Fix My Quip

    3 april 2026 · 31 min

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    Time for some more of your emails. And this week, we have messages about a disappointing Deftones quip, a disgraceful affair in the 90’s, a lot of ladies fancying Joe Wilkinson, a meatball recipe enquiry, filling time at Delhi airport, a very impressive Chewbacca impression and the birth of a potential new Chatabix section - Fix My Quip. Happy Friday! Lees meer

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  8. S15 Ep 809: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 2

    2 april 2026 · 39 min

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    Picking up from yesterdays’s episode, David grills Joe about his Cokey Z relapse, they do some research into which food and drinks are healthy (and which aren’t), Joe suggests a new format idea for the pod and they rather ambitiously ask ChatGPT to come up with a thousand name suggestions for it - spoiler alert, it refuses. One of their favourites from the ten it does manage to come up with is ‘Only Me Then’ - but you’ll have to listen to find out what the idea is. Lees meer

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  9. S15 Ep 808: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 1

    1 april 2026 · 43 min

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    David’s been to see the brilliant Alex Lowe performing as Clinton Baptiste at the Brighton Dome, which he absolutely loved. But the whole evening got David thinking about how bad a live Chatabix show would be in comparison. So once again, him and Joe spend much of the episode talking themselves out of ever doing a live tour of the pod. They also announce Chatabix’s new Patreon-only series ‘Lose Two Stone’ and Joe reveals he’s stared drinking his beloved Coke Zero again. With so much to discuss, they decide to make it double bubble episode - part 2 coming tomorrow… Lees meer

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  10. S15 Ep 807: So Pleased With Himself

    31 maart 2026 · 44 min

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    David’s been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night’ show of Our Little Systems - and found himself utterly unbearable. Despite having fun at the time, he now thinks he came across as very pleased with himself indeed and wants to analyse the episode with Joe to work out where it all went wrong. And it turns out Joe’s not too impressed with his behaviour either. So prepare yourself for quite a bit of uncomfortable squirming and self-loathing. Classic Chatabix. Lees meer

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  11. S15 Ep 806 Vault Mondays: Bored and Dead End Jobs

    30 maart 2026 · 25 min

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    Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfers. Lees meer

    First posted on 31st March 2021

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  12. S15 Ep 805 Mailbag Fridays: Celebrity Stories and a Missing Gall Bladder

    27 maart 2026 · 20 min

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    In today’s selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there’s a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots, a telling off story, Peter Andre’s brother, Helen Mirren’s bath, Chris Eubank’s phone number and a missing gall bladder. Lees meer

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  13. S15 Ep 804: A Couple Of Daydreamers

    26 maart 2026 · 39 min

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    We kick off today’s show with a debrief about yesterday’s trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make David realise how much of his time working there he spent daydreaming. And it turns out Joe did too, when he still had a full time job and was doing stand-up in the evenings. Then they do some more reminiscing about their 20’s, find out if there are any warthogs in the UK and discuss the strange trend of Burlesque performers in comedy clubs. Lees meer

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  14. S14 Ep 803: The Crawley Industrial Estate Tour

    25 maart 2026 · 1 uur

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    David’s staying near Crawley for a few days, so he’s taking the opportunity to visit the industrial estate where he had quite a few jobs in his 20s and early 30s. It’s the perfect occasion for an ‘on-location’ episode, so he’s called Joe on Zoom to join him for the adventure. So get ready for a lovely little trip down memory lane - featuring none other than the A-Plant offices and a number of other important locations from Chatabix folklore. Lees meer

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  15. S15 Ep 802: Generically 55 and Christian O’Connell

    24 maart 2026 · 52 min

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    It’s a very busy episode of chatting today and just a few of the subjects covered include - David being the main topic of conversation at Joe’s recent family meal, getting stressed talking about work, Joe’s frustrating encounter with a man who looked very ‘generically 55’, an Alan Titchmarsh gardening book, listening to pods while mowing the lawn, youthful daydreaming and Christian O’Connell living in Melbourne. Lees meer

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  16. S15 Ep 801 Vault Mondays: Russell Howard's Newspaper Chairs + Beppe Di Marco

    23 maart 2026 · 44 min

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    In this old episode from way back in 2021 - we chat about the newspaper chairs on Russell Howard's Show, Beppe Di Marco, celebrities from Redhill and Joe our TV Reviewer lets us know what to watch. Lees meer

    First posted on 5th November 2021

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  17. S15 Ep 800 Listener’s Mailbag: More One In A Million!

    20 maart 2026 · 40 min

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    With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there’s tales about a holiday park bingo win, an uncanny premonition, a rather confusing story about someone’s escape from an orgy, two tall celebrities and a superb cigarette catch at a concert. That really is, One In A Million! Lees meer

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  18. S15 Ep 799: 14 Vol-Au-Vents and A Grilled Chick Wrap

    19 maart 2026 · 53 min

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    David’s been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swiftly followed by a grilled chicken wrap with chips when back at his hotel bar. So he’s full of regrets this morning and feeling guilty about over-eating. But never fear, Joe is here to calm his worries (well, sort of) and later in the show, they come up with a brilliant idea for a new weight loss podcast. Lees meer

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  19. S15 Ep 798: TV Joe’s Name That Tune

    18 maart 2026 · 1 uur 5 min

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    TV Joe is back with a brilliant new game of ‘Name That Tune’, ready to put David and Joe’s musical knowledge to the test. It’s also recently been TV Joe’s 40th birthday - so what better way to celebrate than with a hotly completed music based quiz. Needless to say, it’s one cracker of an episode - happy birthday Joe! Lees meer

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  20. S15 Ep 797: David’s Handsome Man and Joe’s Military Camper Van

    17 maart 2026 · 52 min

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    Well listeners, today’s show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that he recently saw at his local farm shop, which somehow leads to Joe telling David about his neighbour’s military-style camper van. Plus, they both analyse why Joe is so bad at being tidy and David convinces him to clean up his office. So, pretty much Chatabix business as usual really. Lees meer

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  21. S15 Ep 796 Vault Mondays: Impressions Competition and A Surprise Guest

    16 maart 2026 · 26 min

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    On today’s blast from the past episode - we chat about the charts, listeners unsubscribing, Chatabix buses, the impressions game and our surprise guest. Lees meer

    First posted on 27th April 2021

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  22. S15 Ep 795 Listeners Mailbag: The Isle of Wight and Some Artic Monkeys

    13 maart 2026 · 34 min

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    It’s Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And in today’s show we read messages about a vigilante Joe fan, some Isle of Wight celebrity spots, a great hairdresser quip, an embarrassing time with the Artic Monkeys, a move to the countryside, some kind words from a golf course employe and a gardeners ‘little systems’. Lees meer

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  23. S15 Ep 794: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 2

    12 maart 2026 · 40 min

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    Well, this might be the second half of the Pinboard Game double bubble - but in true Chatabix fashion, it’s not long before David and Joe get totally distracted by other subjects. Firstly, there’s David’s idea to do ‘Directors Cut’ style analysis episodes of our old guest interviews, complete with much cringing (about themselves of course, not the brilliant guests). And then the subject of an Our Little Systems live tour comes up - with the special caveat of having women-only audiences. It’s working title is the Tea Towels and Thongs Tour. Lees meer

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  24. S15 Ep 793: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 1

    11 maart 2026 · 48 min

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    As Joe’s still feeling a little poorly and they both don’t have much to talk about today - David turns to his trusty pinboard ‘ideas cards’ to get the conversation flowing. So they randomly select topics from that, with subjects covered include beaches, maps, more gardening, more old jobs, being likeable and immediate rapport. Then they come up with a popularity contest game, which goes so well that they’ll be continuing with it on tomorrow’s show… Lees meer

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  25. S15 Ep 792: A Close Shave and Watching Bottom

    10 maart 2026 · 37 min

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    David’s had a close shave this morning, nearly being run into by a truck. So he tells Joe about that and then Joe recounts a similar near-miss when he was a student in Bristol. In other news, David's been watching lots of Blackadder with his kids (with accompanying Flashheart impressions), Joe remembers going to see Bottom live at the Hammersmith Apollo, there’s a progress report on their colds and they finish things off with a little meltdown about listening back to pod episodes. Lees meer

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  26. S15 Ep 791 Vault Mondays: The Carpet Fitter and Noel Edmonds

    9 maart 2026 · 27 min

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    Archive ep time! We chat about our audio, our near disaster, more audio problems, Joe's awkward podcast encounter, Joe's carpet fitter, travelling to Polperro, not listening and some Noel Edmonds stuff Lees meer

    First posted on 26th April 2021

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  27. S15 Ep 790: Mailbag Special - Our Little Systems

    6 maart 2026 · 37 min

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    After seeing how many submissions they’ve received for Joe’s ‘Our Little Systems’ idea, David wants to use today’s Mailbag show to see if the new format has potential. And after reading out the first few messages, David’s feeling increasingly positive about it. But Joe’s really not too sure, so they start a timer and give it 30 minutes to prove itself. Will the listeners’s ‘systems’ be entertaining enough to make it over the finish line… Lees meer

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  28. S15 Ep 789: Two Snotty Colds - Part 2

    5 maart 2026 · 33 min

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    Picking things up from yesterday’s cold-filled show, there’s yet more chat about showing off and generally being embarrassed by performing. Then David cryptically reveals a very perceptive comment made to him when he was a teenager at school, they try building some self-belief, take a cathartic trip to the beach and come up with some ways to keep their brains sharp. What a ride! Apologies again for all the coughing and sniffing! Lees meer

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  29. S15 Ep 788: Two Snotty Colds - Part 1

    4 maart 2026 · 43 min

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    Both Joe and David have nasty colds at the moment and feeling pretty rubbish. So they kick things off by discussing their illnesses, taking sickies, joe’s tactics for getting more holiday days at his old job and what it means to be a sociopath. Then, after wondering why they bother podding when ill, Joe challenges David to make the episode a double bubble. So they plough on with the chat - part two will be coming to you tomorrow. Apologies for all the coughing and sniffing! Lees meer

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  30. S15 Ep 787: TV Joe’s Mr & Mrs Quiz

    3 maart 2026 · 1 uur 2 min

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    TV Joe is back and this time he's challenging David and Joe to a game of Mr & Mrs. It’s proper 70’s Saturday night family quiz show vibes, so settle back and find out just how good a match as a couple our Chatabix hosts are. Plus, there’s some chat about the cricket in Sri Lanka, things get a bit ‘punky’, Joe discusses catering on The Traitors and we even get a few TV recommendations too. Lees meer

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  31. S15 Ep 786 Vault Mondays: Guest - Ed Gamble

    2 maart 2026 · 45 min

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    It's a classic archive episode this week - Comedian & podcast host Ed Gamble joins David & Joe mid spat. After he’s broken up the argument, Ed talks about Off Menu, getting Ed Sheeran on, chart positions and why they should get a producer. Joe & David start bickering again. Ed leaves. Lees meer

    First posted sometime in 2022, exact date now lost to posterity.

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  32. S15 Ep 785 Listeners Mailbag: Old Bosses and Other Digressions

    27 februari 2026 · 32 min

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    Delving into the Mailbag once again, we read messages about one of David’s old bosses (which leads to a lot of reminiscing about previous jobs), a Norwegian cigarette quip, a Joe look-a-like (followed by even more digressions) and a litter vigilante video. Lees meer

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  33. S15 Ep 784: Joe’s Birthday Double Bubble Part 2

    26 februari 2026 · 36 min

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    It’s the second part of our birthday double bubble episode, in honour of Joe’s 51st birthday. So following on from yesterday’s show, David and Joe discuss some of their insecurities about the pod, wonder why they’re getting fewer abusive comments, almost tell a new anecdote and finally realise why people continue listening to all this drivel. Then in an expositive finale, David reads some old tax returns and Joe digs out his gigging diary from 2011 for a reminisce. Happy birthday Joe! Lees meer

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  34. S15 Ep 783: Joe’s Birthday Double Bubble Part 1

    25 februari 2026 · 43 min

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    It’s Joe’s birthday today so he and David celebrate by recording a double bubble episode! Well, it’s not what they’d originally planned but with lots to discuss about turning 51, David insists that they do. Amongst other topics, they chat about the Winter Olympics, Chatabix’s purple patch, getting closer to death, feeling irrelevant, appropriate jobs for old people and starting a birthday card business. Part two coming tomorrow… Lees meer

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  35. S15 Ep 782: London Larry and Befriending Take That

    24 februari 2026 · 50 min

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    Well, it’s the last of our trilogy of episodes discussing David’s recent work trips to London. And it’s turned out to be a right roller coster of emotions as this morning he’s feeling very upbeat about the city and making the most of being there. So much so that yesterday afternoon he took the opportunity to visit his agent, killed time by looking into lots of restaurant windows and almost treated himself to a cocktail in his hotel bar. Then to end the day, he really enjoyed watching Take That's Circus tour in his room - and is now wondering if he and Joe might be able to become their fiends? Lees meer

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  36. S15 Ep 781 Vault Mondays: Happy Happy Girl and Distractions

    23 februari 2026 · 27 min

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    In today’s blast front the past, we chat about audio issues, our new theme tune, what the show should be, we read out the listeners tweets, talk about the time Joe was trapped, David's old songs, Joe's wife makes an entrance and the optician calls David. Lees meer

    First posted on 13th April 2021

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  37. S15 Ep 780 Listener’s Mailbag: Jason Orange and Dad Jokes

    20 februari 2026 · 30 min

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    This week’s emails includes message about being a body double for Jason Orange, early memories of quipping, more pot-head information for Joe and a long list of dad jokes. Happy Friday! Lees meer

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  38. S15 Ep 779: Trains Tales and London Part Two

    19 februari 2026 · 40 min

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    After yesterday’s recounting of his previous trip, David is swiftly back up in his London hotel room and feeling all discombobulated again. With a very eventful train journey there, including an encounter with a 60 year old weed-smoker, he and Joe are keen to pick up on their conversation about his awkwardness with leaving home and having to spend time in a big city. It’s his London adventures part two! And there’ll be more next week as they ended up chatting about it the next day too. Lees meer

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  39. S15 Ep 778: What I Do When I Get To Paddington

    18 februari 2026 · 55 min

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    David’s doing a few days work a week in London at the moment, so he use today’s episode to tell Joe how it’s been going. As it involves leaving his comfort zone (in more ways than one), each week the trip starts off with an anxious train journey from Totness to Paddington station. And his feelings of awkwardness continue throughout the two days, all the way up to the relief-filled train ride home. It turns out that Joe has similar feelings when he stays away for work, so they decide to continue the discussion next time and turn it into a two-parter. Plus, David reads out a few Patreon responses to our ‘Our Little Systems’ idea. Lees meer

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  40. S15 Ep 777: The 1% Quipping Club

    17 februari 2026 · 39 min

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    David’s been watching a lot of The 1% Club recently and has noticed how much the show relies on the brilliant quipping from its host, Lee Mack. Knowing Joe’s considerable mastery of impromptu quips, David’s thought of a great game that they can play on today’s pod. That’s if Joe can keep quiet for long enough for David to explain it to him - don’t hold your breath… Lees meer

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  41. S15 Ep 776 Vault Mondays: Putting A Bet On A Horse and Joe Davis

    16 februari 2026 · 28 min

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    In this old show, David and Joe put a bet on a horse and talk about Joe Davis. Lees meer

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  42. S15 Ep 775 Listener’s Mailbag: Cockfields Quips and Ben Rufus Green

    13 februari 2026 · 35 min

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    This week’s Mailbag show starts off normal enough - but then David reads a confusing quipping email from their Cockfields co-star, Ben Rufus Green. So they get in touch with him to see if he’s up for explaining things and luckily he's free to join them on Zoom straight away. So they get a full explanation of his quip and then do some reminiscing about filming The Cockfields and working with the late, great Bobby Ball. Lees meer

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  43. S15 Ep 774: The Primrose Hill Lot

    12 februari 2026 · 57 min

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    The other day, Joe found himself stood up in a cafe in London chatting with three other celebrities - which made him feel very self-conscious indeed. So obviously he and David use today’s episode to dissect the whole incident and analyse Joe’s awkward feelings about it. Amongst other revelations, it turns out Joe felt like ‘that Primrose Hill lot in the 90’s’ - who he was a little jealous of at the time. So, plenty there for David to wind Joe up about then. Lees meer

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  44. S15 Ep 773: Dopplebangers and ‘Our Little Systems’

    11 februari 2026 · 44 min

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    Joe wants to come up with a new section idea for the pod and has been inspired by a word he learn recently - dopplebangers. It’s a term used for couples who look like each other and he’s wondering if there any other new phrases that the listeners could tell them about. And also if they invent any with partners to describe a particular idiosyncrasy. David’s not convinced that but asks Chat GPT to come up with a name for the new show - and then puts a request out on Patreon to see what response they get. Lees meer

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  45. S15 Ep 772: Posthumous Pods and Judgy Joe

    10 februari 2026 · 46 min

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    On today's show David and Joe chat about sorting out their wills, posting the pod after their deaths, wondering when listeners listen to Chatabix, dealing badly with compliments and have another long discussion about how uncomfortable they are with showing off. Then, following our Instagram clip of Joe’s ‘old lady on a train doing coke’ story, they analyse some of the comments about it and Joe gets all judgy. Lees meer

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  46. S15 Ep 771 Vault Mondays: Joe takes an IQ test

    9 februari 2026 · 27 min

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    It’s Monday - so it must be archive episode time! And in this one, we chatted about the quote on Joe's bedroom wall, the charts, and Joe took an IQ test. Lees meer

    First posted on: 8th June 2021

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  47. S15 Ep 770: One In A Million - A Baked Bean and Some Door Keys

    6 februari 2026 · 33 min

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    For our first One In A Million of the year, we have messages about a lucky time doing pub quizzes, Pink Floyd and Paul McCartney co-incidences, a brilliant baked bean flick, two Australian brothers, a amazing discovery with some door keys, a golfing success story and a suggestion for Joe’s OIAM gameshow idea. Lees meer

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  48. S15 Ep 769: Two Farting Dogs and Intimidating Comedians

    5 februari 2026 · 56 min

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    First up, there’s chat about tomato juice, some recent dreams, Joe overhearing a conversation about comedy podcasts and David sitting next to two farting dogs on a train. Then they start discussing which comedians they were intimidated by when first doing stand up - and then quickly realise the idea could be made into a great game. So they find a list of names on a comedy website and the quizzing begins… Lees meer

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  49. S15 Ep 768: Why Are You Still Listening?

    4 februari 2026 · 35 min

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    Despite David and Joe having absolutely nothing to talk about today, it’s a busy old episode. Subjects up for discussion include staying in hotels, walking in London, repeating ourselves on the pod, a slow start to the new series, how best to adjust your pants in public, uncomfortable moments with cab drivers, Joe’s mysterious phone message, looking really old to younger people, David’s strange walk and ending the pod for good. Which all begs the question - just why are you still listening? Lees meer

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  50. S15 Ep 767: Touching Tongues

    3 februari 2026 · 32 min

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    David and Joe are tight for time this morning, so the episode is literally on the clock - they’ve set an alarm to know when to finish. They kick things off by rattling through some quick-fire questions, before David casually mentions a picture of a boy he kissed at school when he was eight. Or more like, they touched tongues. Either way, Joe obviously wants to know everything about David’s revelation and the questioning takes up the rest of the show. Lees meer

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