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The Flop House: Episode #46 - Obsessed
27 september 2009 · 46 min
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 4:14- We engage in a hilarious bit about how everyone spent last weekend.4:15 - 28:26- Race-baiting mixed with Fatal Attraction seems like a recipe for trashy film fun. And yet, count the times that Dan sighs wearily, while discussing Obsessed.28:27 - 30:30- Final judgments 30:31 - 34:30 - Movie Mailbag34:31 - 39:24 - Inspired by the final letter, we segue directly into a special older "bad movie" edition of sad bastards recommend.39:25 - 43:37 - Which, in turn, devolves into a discussion of T&A comedies.43:38 - 46:15 - A plug from Elliott, goodbyes, theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #30 - New Web Address
20 september 2009 · 2 min
A commercial for our new, more convenient web address. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #45 - Skinwalkers
13 september 2009 · 50 min
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 3:58- We introduce our guests, lycanthropy activists Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers.3:59 - 35:58 - What are "Skinwalkers?" Are they ancient legendary beasts? Are they sufferers of a terrible curse? Are they nudists? Or, perhaps they're just a way to tart up a lousy werewolf movie in Native American garb.35:59 - 41:51- Final judgments 41:52 - 48:21 - The sad bastards recommend.48:22 - 50:09 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #29 - Movie Minute Mailbag
6 september 2009 · 13 min
More letters from our loyal listeners. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #44 - Knowing
29 augustus 2009 · 49 min
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 33:52 - The original Peaches unearth a time capsule with a warning for all mankind: avoid Knowing.33:53 - 36:27- Final judgments 36:28 - 37:34 - A break for station identification.37:35 - 42:50 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag42:51 - 47:59 - The sad bastards recommend.48:00 - 49:17 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House_ Episode #43 - Righteous Kill
15 augustus 2009 · 53 min
0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme0:38 - 5:20 - We spend some time discussing Stuart's penis and introduce our guest host, Meghan O'Neill.5:21 - 36:59 - How many lousy movies do two of the greatest actors of their generation have to make, before we give up on them? Just one, if it's Righteous Kill.37:00 - 38:06- A break for station identification and all things Flop House.38:07 - 42:45 - Final judgments42:46 - 43:52 - We tease letters but cruelly do not read any this episode.43:53 - 51:27 - The sad bastards recommend.51:28 - 53:20 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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Movie Minute Klassic - Comic Heroes
9 augustus 2009 · 8 min
The Flop House gets just as lazy in August as anyone else, so while we're on vacation, please enjoy this rerun of our most popular movie minute. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #42 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop
2 augustus 2009 · 41 min
0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme0:31 - 3:09 - We introduce our guest host, Brock Mahan.3:10 - 30:55 - We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.30:56 - 34:00- Final judgments34:01 - 39:42 - The sad bastards recommend.39:43 - 40:50 - Goodbyes, theme and a special message about Stuart's penis. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #28 - Criterion Collection
26 juli 2009 · 4 min
Lou Fernandez of Loureads.com helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advertisement. Lees meer
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The Flop House_ Episode #41 - 12 Rounds
20 juli 2009 · 58 min
Dan was out of town this weekend, so he didn't have time to write full Lees meer
show notes for this episode, but he did have time to post it, and HERE
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The Flop House Movie Minute #27 - Oscar Double Down
12 juli 2009 · 7 min
Thanks to recording in advance, we're a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #40 - Friday the 13th
28 juni 2009 · 57 min
0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme0:36 - 39:20 - We apparently have more to say about Friday the 13th than any movie we've watched previously.39:21 - 43:40- The most shocking final judgments yet.43:41 - 51:24 - Listener mail51:25 - 56:06 - In lieu of film recommendation, a slew of plugs: a zine, Elliott's film series, and Dan's sketch group.56:07 - 56:42 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #39 - Bride Wars
13 juni 2009 · 47 min
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 2:22 - We introduce our guest host: stand-up comedian and comedy writer Amanda Melson.2:23 - 31:20 - In Bride Wars, there are no winners. Only bloodstained white tulle.31:21 - 34:23- Final judgments34:24 - 39:02 - Listener mail, and a revelation about Dan's slumlord background.39:03 - 45:40 - The sad bastards recommend45:41 - 47:24 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #26 - Orson Welles for The Flop House
7 juni 2009 · 1 min
Paul Masson's got nothing on us. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #38 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua
30 mei 2009 · 56 min
0:00 - 0:41 - Introduction and theme0:42 - 31:36 - We discuss Beverly Hills Chihuahua, the movie that made talking Chihuahuas a national sensation. Wait... I'm thinking of Taco Bell.31:36 - 38:38 - Final judgments38:39 - 46:00 - After some hilarity about the Civil War, we read a letter from a listener.46:01 - 53:19 - The sad bastards recommend53:20 - 55:35 - Dan reveals a shameful talent for remembering celebrity nude scenes, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #25 - Remake Reuse Recycle
25 mei 2009 · 13 min
Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he'd like to see. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #37 - Seven Pounds
17 mei 2009 · 40 min
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 27:04 - Will Smith. Rosario Dawson. A Jellyfish. The formula for a blockbuster smash? We discuss Seven Pounds.27:05 - 29:50 - Final judgments29:51 - 34:38 - The sad bastards recommend34:39 - 40:04 - Some last minute bitching and moaning about Seven Pounds, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #24 - 18 Again, Again
12 mei 2009 · 10 min
America swaps bodies with its younger self, to go back to a time when body-swap movies were popular. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #36 - The Spirit
3 mei 2009 · 46 min
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 31:12 - After a brief trip south of the border, we talk about The Spirit. The movie that manages to make superheroes dull and cleavage unsexy.31:13 - 33:24 - Final judgments33:25 - 42:27 - The sad bastards recommend42:28 - 46:09 - A little talk about ghosts and Jedi molestation, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #35 - Fireproof
16 april 2009 · 58 min
0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme.0:36 - 29:03 - We are way, way too soft on Fireproof, in order to avoid ticking off our vast, yet nonexistent, audience of evangelical listeners.29:04 - 35:26 - Final judgments. 35:27 - 44:39 - A letter from a listener illuminates important Flop House guidelines.44:40 - 55:09 - The sad bastards recommend.55:10 - 57:34 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #23 - Twisted Trailers 3: Your Sister is a Werewolf
4 april 2009 · 3 min
Even more trailers for upcoming films. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #34 - Mirrors
28 maart 2009 · 50 min
0:00 - 0:38 - Introduction and theme.0:39 - 30:46 - Is Mirrors scarier or less scary than any other horror film starring an inanimate object?30:47 - 33:46 - Final judgments. 33:47 - 43:35 - Letters from listeners and a window into Dan's low self esteem.43:36 - 49:25 - The sad bastards recommend.49:26 - 50:11 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes
22 maart 2009 · 3 min
Since people seem to enjoy the outtakes, here's an extended peek behind the Flop House curtain, with even more talk of Demon Knight and other topics. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #33 - An American Carol
15 maart 2009 · 54 min
No time for show notes this week, but enjoy the episode. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #21 - Who Watches the Watchmen's Penises
8 maart 2009 · 3 min
Turns out it's Whoopi Goldberg. Lees meer
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Academy Awards Flopstacular 2009!
1 maart 2009 · 57 min
Apologies for the sound quality of this show. We had sound issues we weren't aware of until well after the taping.0:00 - 0:26 - Theme0:27 - 45:34 - We discuss the Oscars. Oh surely the skies will be dark tonight as all the stars are in Hollywood's Kodak Theater!45:35 - 55:35 - Letters from listeners.55:36 - 56:39 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #20 - Pool Cleaning
21 februari 2009 · 3 min
Clean up in your Oscar pool the scientific way! Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #31 - Swing Vote
15 februari 2009 · 59 min
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 3:41 - We introduce guest host extraordinaire Will Hines.3:42 - 33:37 - What happens when the American election comes down to JUST ONE VOTE? Wait. You say that would never happen? Shit. Then what are we gonna do about this Swing Vote movie? I guess we should just make fun of it.33:38 - 38:23 - Final judgments. Plus: the weirdest joke ever to appear on The Flop House.38:24 - 51:09 - Letters from listeners.51:10 - 58:26 - The sad bastards recommend.58:27 - 59:17 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Lees meer
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Flop House Klassic - Untraceable
8 februari 2009 · 41 min
Dan was on vacation this week, and he owns all the recording equipment. So, until next week's new episode, please enjoy this re-run. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #19 - Oscar Bait
1 februari 2009 · 21 min
We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #30 - Bangkok Dangerous
25 januari 2009 · 54 min
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 22:00 - Watch out for Nicholas Cage. That motherfucker is BANGKOK Dangerous.22:01 - 34:35 - We get bored of talking about Bangkok Dangerous, and quickly digress into talk of AVP2, pornography, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Zombie Strippers, Return of the Jedi, and Hitman (with a little more Bangkok Dangerous thrown in as anti-spice)34:36 - 39:28 - Final judgments39:30 - 46:59 - Letters from listeners.47:00 - 52:35- The sad bastards recommend.52:36 - 53:54 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #29 - Step Up 2: The Streets
11 januari 2009 · 56 min
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 2:00 - We reintroduce ourselves, after our long winter's nap.2:01 - 33:51- In the long tradition of dance films, this is certainly one of them.33:52 - 36:40 - Final judgments36:41 - 43:25 - Letters from listeners.43:26 - 54:33 - The sad bastards recommend, New Year's special - our top five films of the year.54:34 - 55:50 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #18 - Misfit Toys
22 december 2008 · 4 min
Christmas specials under the microscope.The music you hear in this episode is Hark the Herald Angels sing, as performed by Doug Hammer on the album Noel, courtesy of feelslikechristmas.com, which provides free Christmas music for personal and nonprofit use. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #28 - Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
14 december 2008 · 58 min
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 5:04 - We spend the first five minutes talking about a movie about toys that WASN'T the one we watched, released more than a decade ago.5:05 - 11:14 - We make a brief feint at discussing Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, but quickly get sidetracked by Willy Wonka and old-time character actors.11:15 - 35:41 - We finally manage to focus on the topic at hand, the horrifying tale of a sentient toy store and its insane inhabitants. What's that? It's a kids' film? ...You sure?35:42 - 40:05 - Final judgments.40:06 - 44:10 - Copyright infringement, listener mail, and discussion of nude Lea Thompson.44:11 - 46:34 - The MOST IMPORTANT SEGMENT EVER.46:35 - 54:38 - The sad bastards recommend.54:39 - 58:30 - Goodbyes, outtakes, and theme. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #17 - Twisted Trailers 2: Two Shades of Blue
6 december 2008 · 3 min
More trailers for the biggest winter releases. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #27 - 27 Dresses
22 november 2008 · 53 min
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:15 - Mustaches are much discussed.2:16 - 32:22 - We talk about the Katherine Heigel rom-com 27 Dresses, and show our affinity for the material by staying on-topic almost never. Also: boobs.32:23 - 36:30 - Final judgments, in which 27 Dresses manages to SHATTER the Flop House categories.36:31 - 46:17 - The sad bastards recommend. Plus, we learn another famous person Elliott has had tangential interactions with. And also: even more boobs.46:18 - 48:46 - November-December is Flop House listener pledge drive season - but you don't have to pay us in cash-- just recruit new listeners.48:47 - 51:30 - We write the great lost sex comedy, "Lustache."51:31 - 52:55 - Goodbyes, theme, outtakes, and a whole heck of a lot more boobs. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections
15 november 2008 · 4 min
We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #26 - 88 Minutes
9 november 2008 · 49 min
0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 5:02 - We explain why we're the dynamic duo this week, and talk about how much we miss Stuart. Also: we engage in the name-droppiest name dropping yet, as Elliott tells the story of the time he met PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA.5:03 - 32:52 - We talk about 88 Minutes, the movie that is a worse example of real-time filmmaking than Nick of Time, and a far worse example of post-mortem semen-swapping than Presumed Innocent.32:53 - 37:25 - Final judgments, plus a brief side-track into dream analysis.37:26 - 45:43 - The sad bastards recommend. 45:43 - 46:32 - We talk about Stuart some more. Jeez! Why don't us guys get a room, already!46:33 - 49:03 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #15 - Hor-nutz!
26 oktober 2008 · 11 min
Stuart's harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #25 - The Happening
19 oktober 2008 · 58 min
0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and theme.0:40 - 41:28 - It's a Flop House event! We've been waiting so long for the DVD release for M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening that we jump right in and don't stop talking about it for forty minutes. (Would I call it a "Flop House happening?" No. That would be dumb.)41:29 - 44:17 - Final judgments on The Happening.44:18 - 48:30 - What the heck. Final judgments on M. Night, too.48:31 - 56:40 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:41 - 58:26 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #14 - McShane-McCain
11 oktober 2008 · 6 min
In the first edition of Name Droppin', Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #24 - Prom Night
4 oktober 2008 · 54 min
0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 1:54 - The whole team is back together again, so to celebrate they ramble off-topic for a while.1:55 - 37:13 - We talk about Prom Night, a shocking expose about the incompetence of the Bridgeport police department.37:14 - 40:35 - Final judgments.40:36 - 49:27 - We explain why we haven't had the Flop House contest winner on, announce a winner of the Ewe Boll contest, and Dan shamelessly plugs his own project.49:28 - 52:54 - The sad bastards recommend. 52:55 - 54:30 - Goodbyes, theme, outtakes, and many, many sound effects Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #13 - Rainy Day Fun
27 september 2008 · 4 min
We give you directions on how to make your own Flop House at home. Lees meer
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Flop House Klassic - Bratz
21 september 2008 · 58 min
What do you get when Stuart is out of town on vacation, Elliott is busy transitioning from one high-stress television comedy job to another high-stress television comedy job, and Dan is having Internet problems? A rerun! Hey, at least we don't do it as much as LOST. (Well, as much as they used to... before their uninterrupted seasons... lets pretend that joke was still relevant and move on). In this, one of our favorite episodes, we discussed Bratz-- a movie that was so unexpectedly delightful in its badness that it became the gold standard for Flop House film ratings. Enjoy. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #23 - Wild Hogs
14 september 2008 · 57 min
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:45 - We welcome back Elliott Kalan, make fun of Stuart, and reintroduce Ritch Duncan.2:46 - 40:22 - We make up for our spottily-released late summer shows by making this our second-longest episode ever and spending far too much time discussing Wild Hogs-- possibly more than the screenwriter took to write it.40:23 - 44:30 - Final judgments.44:31 - 49:10 - We congratulate Elliott on some huge news, and spend a little time discussing the Ewe Boll contest (with a brief R.I.P. for Dan's local video rental place).49:11 - 55:56 - The sad bastards recommend.55:57 - 57:28 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Lees meer
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The Flop House Movie Minute #12 - Ewe Boll Contest
7 september 2008 · 4 min
We honor the modern-day Ed Wood with a contest. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #22 - Vantage Point
24 augustus 2008 · 53 min
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:30 - We introduce our guest co-host, leggy comedienne Sara Schaefer.2:31 - 35:29 - We each give our vantage points on the film Vantage Point. See what I did there? I made you want to shoot yourself.35:30 - 38:40 - Final judgments. 38:41 - 43:28 - We announce the WINNER OF THE FLOP HOUSE CONTEST!43:29 - 47:17 - The sad bastards recommend. (Also, according to our web research, the second movie Sara recommends-- the one where she can't remember the title-- is probably Butcher Wing.)47:18 - 52:11 - Sara plugs some stuff, and Stuart demonstrates his complete misunderstanding of the concept of plugs.52:12 - 53:29 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Lees meer
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Flop House Movie Minute #11 - Listener Feedback
10 augustus 2008 · 6 min
We talk with the listeners, walk with the listeners. Lees meer
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The Flop House: Episode #21 - One Missed Call
3 augustus 2008 · 52 min
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 1:57 - We take a moment to discuss Stuart's choice of attire.1:58 - 38:02 - We discuss the film One Missed Call, the movie that asks the question, "Can anything be all bad, if it involves Ray Wise?"38:03 - 41:09 - Final judgments.41:10 - 49:21- The sad bastards recommend. 49:22 - 51:45 - More on the Flop House contest, and goodbyes.51:46 - 52:30 - Theme and outtakes. Lees meer
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On Vacation
27 juli 2008 · 3 min
The movie minute is taking a summer vacation this week, but we don't want to leave you empty-handed, so enjoy this audio sketch. Lees meer
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