Football Cliches

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1. Andy Burnham's managerial era, forgettable Premier League years & extinct free kicks

   5 november 2026 · 48 min

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   Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: an unexpected and semi-comprehensive review of Football League dressing-room mirrors, the inescapable logic of Scott Parker to West Ham, Andy Burnham becomes the new head coach of the United Kingdom, Steven Gerrard full-names a stadium for no reason, 3 minutes and 46 seconds of David Seaman in his absolute element, football punditry vs advanced trigonometry, the most insignificant Premier League season of each decade, the death of the laid-off free kick, and a listener's lovely little footballing ASMR project. Lees meer

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2. Neville's sneaky pod promo, melted custard & Huddersfield's "go on!" world record

   3 november 2026 · 55 min

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   Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: extreme Sunday League equipment woes, Gary Neville accidentally promoting his podcast mid-commentary, the lessons from Aston Villa vs Jamie Carragher, Ally McCoist's fingertips anticipation, the subtlest Halloween football wordplay ever uttered, whether a 5ft 8in player can perform a "towering header", Huddersfield fans with a potential world record, and much more. Lees meer

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3. TV-game trims, lower-case shirt names & a debate that never dies: The listeners' loves & hates

   29 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 4 min

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   Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Nick Miller entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Lees meer

   Among the selections are lower-league players getting fresh trims for TV games, a brief meta-analysis of the neverending debate over what constitutes “world class”, and a unanimous panning of lower-case shirt names.

   Meanwhile, the panel undertake a cultural review of the Ballon d'Or ceremony and Arsenal's Carabao Cup shock at Fleetwood Town.

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4. Technically dreamland, Man Utd in the mirror & Simon Jordan vs PETA

   27 oktober 2026 · 52 min

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   Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the spiritually correct team to have tried the most shots from the halfway line in Premier League history, a big week for the footballing concept of "dreamland", Manchester United’s latest lurch into crisis (feat. mirrors, monarchs and monologues), a (probable) record 8.7-second Match of the Day intro, Simon Jordan takes on PETA over Crystal Palace's eagle, Scott McTominay gets an undeserved and accidental commentary telling-off, Jonathan Wilson helps to demolish some 1950s-themed TV footy chat, Brazilian full-backs’ names in VAR reviews, and picking the best all-time Premier League 5-a-side team with the same surname. Lees meer

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5. Muddled momentum maxims, Fletch on the beach (again) & footballers of Aesop's Fables

   22 oktober 2026 · 48 min

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   Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: an assortment of Champions League television highlights, a delightful nickname for a Scottish League Two striker, co-existing footballers whose names match one of Aesop’s fables, "Johnny on the spot" and other name-based footballing labels, unexpected Portuguese managers in Salvage Hunters episodes, a full-length acoustic version of the old Ford Super Sunday title music, and much more. Lees meer

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6. Spongebob Ozil, high foreheads & a 50-yarder that ticked all the boxes

   20 oktober 2026 · 57 min

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   Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the explosion in AI-generate fantasy versions of Mesut Ozil goals, work-permit concerns in Berkshire under-15s leagues, the Cliches pod popping up in Australian dashcam videos, a curious BBC preoccupation with Mikkel Damsgaard's hairline, how Brentford nearly caused the ultimate VAR nightmare, a deep dive into Diego Gomez’s 51-yarder, whether a headed goal can be "slammed in", Premier League centre-backs you’d trust in a one-on-one with a keeper, the "goals galore" threshold and a deft dissection of the Drurian mid-shot commentary emphasis. Lees meer

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7. Jon Champion vs Marvel, Carrick's goal-down demeanour & the Frankness of Fulham

   15 oktober 2026 · 45 min

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   Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Dave's evening of Watford misery, an unexpected cultural influence of Martin O’Neill’s late-90s Leicester squad, Jon Champion struggles with the Marvel universe, Coventry's bid for a rare Premier League double, why Thomas Frank to Fulham just sounds too perfect, towering Czech strikers in news stories about burst water pipes, and the latest legacy members of the Red Cartel to launch a football podcast. Lees meer

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8. An unusual Super Sunday anticlimax, Frodo Hargreaves & Harry Kane on bread

   13 oktober 2026 · 57 min

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   Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the holding pattern of awkwardness after Liverpool 0 Man City 3, Lee Dixon gives US viewers a refresher course about being "on toast", Jamie Redknapp deploys an unusual punditry ratio, TNT Sports unveil their new studio innovation, hrewdly-scripted mundane football chat on EastEnders, a war reporter with Fletch's voice, Harry Kane describes German bread in a way only a footballer could, an appeal for a footballing musical gem that perhaps never existed... and Richard Keys’s top five referees. Lees meer

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9. The "Somehow Never Played For Abu Dhabi-Era Manchester City" XI

   8 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 20 min

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   An immaculate Etihad goalkeeping hierarchy, nearly picking Maicon by accident, an underwhelming Pep Guardiola raid of Bayern Munich, a capable midfield wardrobe, the one turn-of-the-2010s Englishman they didn’t sign, the Messi/Ronaldo dilemma, Hulk tearing up the Premier League from the right-hand side, an agonising choice for No 9, and one charming man to lead them all. Lees meer

   Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and James Maw to sift through dozens of names in a bid to pick apart Manchester City's various transfer strategies from 2008 to the present day - from the early post-takeover splurges to the relentless squad-refining of the Guardiola era - and select a lineup of players who somehow slipped through the Etihad net.

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10. Throwing glass at Man City's window, tinpot national badges & a 10/10 commentator's curse

    6 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 3 min

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    Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: one of the best phone-in callers of the Man City saga so far, Richard Keys vs Liam Gallagher, England’s nursery-rhyme back four, statistical proof that it's tinpot for a country’s football association to have an actual football in its logo, David Seaman barely contains himself yet again, analysing the full weekly lineup for The Overlap Daily, Sean Dyche's favourite line gets another airing, and the greatest pound-for-pound commentator's curse of all time. Lees meer

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