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WarHams – Ep. 13 – Prison Changes a Man
21 december 2020 · 2 uur 39 min
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The cathedral is a broom closet. The preacher is a brainwashed Lemurian. The prison's luckiest man just got punched into his own funeral pyre. Chonkus clears the riot, Zedek recruits convicts with promises of barbecue, and Lorne emerges from solitary doing pull-ups with a bomb collar on his neck — then armored xenos rip a hole in reality, drag off the Supreme Judge, and kill the lights. The hunt begins.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
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WarHams – Ep. 12 – Pi Hard
6 december 2020 · 2 uur 44 min
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The crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are — and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the command tower, opens every door in the prison, and declares the whole station under Lemurian jurisdiction. Die hard.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
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WarHams – Ep. 11 – ATTENTION CITIZENS!
22 november 2020 · 2 uur 58 min
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De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary — bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 10 – The Cursed Episode
8 november 2020 · 2 uur 48 min
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A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 9 – Black Stone
26 oktober 2020 · 2 uur 51 min
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A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 8 – Times Are Great
11 oktober 2020 · 2 uur 52 min
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Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 7 – Tax Day
27 september 2020 · 3 uur
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Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 6 – The Song Halls
17 september 2020 · 2 uur 57 min
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The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens — and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 5 – Roll Medicae on a Wall
28 augustus 2020 · 2 uur 49 min
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Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall — and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 4 – Septic Maintenance
17 augustus 2020 · 2 uur 55 min
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Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental — a warp-touched sewer horror — and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 3 – Ratling Extravaganza
5 augustus 2020 · 2 uur 59 min
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Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 2 – The Divine Lords
13 juli 2020 · 3 uur 6 min
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Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" — Fervor, Science, and War — have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/
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WarHams – Ep. 1 – Meat Place Alpha
29 juni 2020 · 3 uur 2 min
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A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops.
Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - Guest
Thurston Hillman - Host
SpeakerD - Guest
Earndil - Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest
Click here to view the episode transcript.
This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.
Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/