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This is your one stop for everything SubwayTakes!

On Tuesdays, we release SubwayTakes Uncut, our on-the-subway talk show where your favorite celebrities share their hottest Takes, uncut. And on Thursdays, we release SubwayTakes Live!, our late night show hosted by Kareem, featuring a rotating panel of hilarious personalities, where we hear Takes from a live audience in New York City.

Created by Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo.

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  1. UNCUT | Tom Hiddleston Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

    3 november 2026 · 27 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Tom Hiddleston (Avengers: Doomsday, Loki, The Night Manager, Tenzing, and SO MUCH MORE) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on flip flops, happiness vs. meaning, and penalty shootouts in football/soccer! Lees meer

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    Tom also talks about:

    - His foot rating on wikiFeet

    - There are too many street signs

    - And a song by Patsy Cline that actually is not by Patsy Cline

    0:00 Intro

    1:24 Tom Hiddleston joins the train

    2:20 Take #1 Flip flops in cities are unacceptable

    4:03 Is Tom on wikiFeet?

    5:31 Kareem exposes his toes on the subway

    8:01 Take #2 Happiness is overrated. Meaning is underrated.

    12:40 Kareem and Tom don't understand each other's references

    13:18 Take #3 There are too many street signs

    16:28 Take #4 We are running out of time

    19:23 Take #5 Stuttered run ups in penalty shootouts are a disaster.

    21:45 Takes on Takes
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  2. UNCUT | Matthew McConaughey Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

    27 oktober 2026 · 25 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matthew McConaughey (Brothers, Interstellar, The Rivals of Amziah King, The Lost Bus, Dallas Buyers Club, Magic Mike, Mud, and his books Greenlights and Poems & Prayers) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on tipping, taking a dump, and staying young!Matthew also talks about:- His first words ever spoken on film- The need for more embarrassment- And taking insults as compliments Lees meer

    0:00 Intro

    1:29 Matthew McConaughey joins the train

    1:48 "Alright alright alright" were the first words Matthew McConaughey ever said on film

    2:40 A subway rider takes 1 million selfies with Matthew and Kareem

    3:05 Take #1 If the tip is included, doesn't the service suffer?

    6:32 Take #2 The most underrated part of a good day is droppin' a good deuce in the AM

    9:35 Take #3 One of the great secrets of staying young is believing you can do things that proof says otherwise

    12:20 Start taking insults as compliments

    14:21 A discussion about the assets of vanity

    15:31 Take #4 What is this obsession that people have with memory?

    18:18 Take #5 Starting a sentence with "honestly"...what the hell is that?

    20:33 Bonus Take #1 Sports broadcasters are really getting liberal with their use of adding on -ability to the end of words

    21:30 Bonus Take #2 The difference between a beer drunk and a hard liquor drunk is with a beer drunk you can anticipate trouble coming
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  3. UNCUT | Conan O'Brien Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

    20 oktober 2026 · 30 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Conan O'Brien (Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Conan, Conan O'Brien Must Go, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on student loans, plastic surgery, and where you should be allowed to talk about your diet! Lees meer

    Conan also talks about:

    His decades of experience in late-night TV

    Common misconceptions about his height

    Kareem's fashion choices

    How to do an Irish jig

    0:00 Intro

    1:50 Conan O'Brien joins the train

    3:45 A conversation about Conan's testicles

    4:41 Take #1 All statues should be made out of soap

    7:22 Take #2 All celebrity interviews should be done the old fashioned way

    11:45 Kareem and Conan do an Irish jig on the subway

    14:00 Another TV show is being shot on the subway

    17:03 Take #3 I believe in universal student loan forgiveness except for film majors

    18:57 Take #4 We should have a separate area for people who want to talk about their diets

    20:46 Take #5 I think plastic surgery should be mandatory

    23:50 Takes on Takes

    26:10 Conan sees his ex-wife on the subway
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  4. UNCUT | Ben Affleck Defends His 3 Most Controversial Takes

    13 oktober 2026 · 27 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ben Affleck (Netflix's Animals, The Rip, Gone Girl, Good Will Hunting, The Town, Argo, The Accountant 1 & 2, Daredevil, Pearl Harbor, need we go on listing his iconic film career?) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on promoting movies, getting bad photographs taken of you, and sad vs. tragic events!Ben also talks about:- Being Kareem's dream guest- Constantly being called Matt Damon- Being boring- And loving Austin Butler Lees meer

    0:00 Intro0:30 Ben Affleck is in TOO MANY good movies0:54 Ben Affleck is Kareem's dream guest2:41 Ben Affleck joins the train3:04 Take #1 Promoting a movie by doing interviews actually makes it harder for people to like your movie3:54 Ben doesn't think he is illusive4:34 "Love your movies, Ben!"5:20 Ben gets called Matt Damon all the time6:29 Ben thinks he is mostly boring7:04 Ben and Kareem have iPhone faces7:40 Austin Butler praise8:15 Take #2 You should never be photographed eating or smoking9:12 The gum doesn't work...but nicotine pouches do9:30 A subway rider gives Kareem and Ben a Zyn10:25 Kareem is only going to smoke for one year10:52 Why do Ben's pictures overshadow his work? He do be spilling a lot though...12:15 Why Ben Affleck is Kareem's dream guest13:10 Mitch met Ben Affleck today13:22 Ben is the beleaguered man and he is an inspiration to all men14:45 When Kareem started understanding Ben Affleck16:05 Kareem makes Ben Affleck feel known for the first time16:55 Ben's new movie Animals is about performative self17:31 Take #3 Something can be very sad, but not tragic18:27 It's okay to be performative19:20 Young people need to read Sex for Dummies20:25 "So What's Your Take?"21:03 Takes on Takes
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  5. UNCUT | Javier Bardem Defends His 4 Most Controversial Takes

    6 oktober 2026 · 27 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Javier Bardem (Dune: Part 3, Cape Fear, No Country for Old Men, Skyfall, and a ton more incredible movies) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on hard rock & metal music, climate change, and being a real man!Javier also talks about: Lees meer

    - Being introduced to AC/DC by his brother at age 10- The secret to parenting and marriage- And sucking in your gut

    0:00 Intro0:28 Javier Bardem was the dad in The Little Mermaid and is married to Penélope Cruz0:45 Javier might be the hottest man alive1:26 Javier Bardem joins the train1:30 A subway dancer joins the show2:34 Take #1 Hard Rock & Metal music is the best genre of music of them all, with the best fans and the best audience3:45 Javier's brother introduced him to Highway to Hell by AC/DC5:30 AC/DC might be the greatest rock band of all time5:35 How do you like to listen to music?6:45 We don't make mixtapes for people anymore7:47 Take #2 Climate change is not a future problem, it's happening as we are talking8:43 Climate change is not a political issue9:57 Why rich people are obsessed with going to outer space10:40 Is that what aliens sound like?11:55 Take #3 being constantly connected is far from being present13:40 Do you ever suck in a little bit?15:33 Parental advice from Javier Bardem17:15 Javier's secret to a long marriage17:45 Take #4 A real man is the one who treats women with the respect and care they deserve18:37 A real man takes care of his mom until the day she dies19:27 Men could not handle pregnancy20:04 Takes on Takes
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  6. UNCUT | Andrew Garfield Defends His 8 Most Controversial Takes

    29 september 2026 · 25 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Andrew Garfield (The Uprising, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Social Network, Artificial and SO many great films and shows!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on DJs, how to be a real man, and treating dogs better than humans!Andrew also talks about:- Live theater about to make a comeback- Mudslinging- The importance of silence- And SubwayTakes' negative effect on society! Lees meer

    0:00 Intro
    0:31 Andrew Garfield was Spider-Man and he's British
    1:55 Andrew Garfield joins the train
    2:35 Take #1 You can't call yourself a DJ unless you use physical records
    3:57 We need a new word for whatever DJs are now
    4:40 Take #2 SubwayTakes is creating more division in our culture
    6:10 How do we deal with the anxiety of being in public
    7:30 Andrew changes his take!
    8:15 There's an evil version of SubwayTakes
    8:30 Take #3 Kareem needs to integrate his shadow side
    9:07 Take #4 Boys don't cry, but real men do
    9:55 How many times a year does Andrew and Kareem cried?
    11:37 Persian rug makers
    12:25 Take #5 Your deepest wound is your greatest gift
    13:10 Take #6 We are more humane to our dogs than our parents and our friends
    15:20 A subway rider wants a picture with Andrew but not Kareem
    15:45 Take #7 We should bring back literal mudslinging as a ritual
    16:25 Andrew hasn't seen The Purge
    17:04 Take #8 Silence, quiet, and space are the last big commodities
    17:40 Bonus Take #1 Live theater is going to be the next big f*cking thing
    18:58 Bonus Take #2 Humans can actually be really great
    19:20 Takes on Takes
    22:15 The Rizzler knows what's up
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  7. UNCUT | Ms. Rachel Defends Her 5 Most Controversial Takes

    22 september 2026 · 28 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ms. Rachel (Ms. Rachel - Toddler Learning Videos, Wiggle and Learn, & You Are Still the One) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her hottest takes on nursery rhymes, Mr. Rogers, and pigeons! Lees meer

    Ms. Rachel also talks about:

    - How caring for children makes a better world

    - How we can care for and help the children in Gaza

    - NYC needing a coffee shop run by puppets

    - And making up songs with your kids

    Enjoy :)

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    0:00 Intro

    0:26 Ms. Rachel is the Mr. Rogers of Today

    1:27 Ms, Rachel joins the train

    1:46 Take #1 Some nursery songs and kids' songs need to be retired

    3:22 Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater needs to go

    4:05 Why are we still singing racist kids' songs?

    5:00 Father Kareem's nursery rhymes

    5:42 Take #2: Mr. Rogers was political

    7:06 Mr. Rogers was against the nuclear arms race!

    7:47 Mr. Rogers testified in front of the Senate!

    9:25 The craziest rumors about Ms. Rachel

    10:00 Favorite old school films

    11:50 Switching trains song

    12:12 Taking candy from strangers

    12:38 Take #3 No child should be in an immigration detention center ever

    14:10 "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe"

    15:16 The tragedies towards children in Gaza

    18:55 Take #4 We should be nicer to pigeons

    19:30 Pigeons mate for life

    20:08 Parrots are too smart

    21:21 Take #5 There should be a coffee shop in New York City run by puppets

    22:30 The world is not child/family friendly

    23:20 If we took care of kids 0-3, we'd have the most amazing world

    24:09 Takes on Takes
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  8. UNCUT | Benny Blanco Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

    15 september 2026 · 27 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Benny Blanco (Music producer for hit songs by Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, and more, the Friends Keep Secrets podcast with Lil Dicky, and new book F*ck Failure) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on old people having social media, farting in your close relationships, and responding to birthday texts. Lees meer

    Benny also talks about:

    His mom inviting Britney Spears to stay at their house

    Looking hot on The Orient Express

    John Mayer's wonderful birthday messages

    And dressing as Kareem for Halloween

    Enjoy :)

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    Credits:

    Host - Kareem Rahma

    Created By - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

    Executive Producers - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

    Producers - Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

    Associate Producers - Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

    Camera Operators - Thomas Kasem, Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

    Interstitial Footage - Jake Lazovick

    Still Photographer - Maria Sakr

    Editor - Tyler Christie

    Re-Recording Mixer - Dean White

    Sound Editor - Joey Magee

    Title and Graphics Design - Emily Chin-Longobardi

    Theme Music - Tyler McCauley

    Thumbnail Artwork - Zack Evans

    Additional Music Courtesy Of - www.epidemicsound.com

    Special Thanks - Metropolitan Transportation Authority

    0:00 Intro

    0:28 Who is Benny Blanco?

    1:11 Why does Benny want to be on SubwayTakes?

    1:42 Benny Blanco joins the train

    1:45 Take #1: People 65 and older should not be allowed to have social media anymore

    2:35 Old people are getting duped on Facebook

    4:05 A Subway rider remembers Kareem from an old Frankenstein video

    5:20 Benny has cute feet and shows them

    5:55 Take #2: Farting in relationships should be completely normalized

    7:09 You can't just do a one man fart show

    7:35 Women only fart when …

  9. UNCUT | Stavros Halkias Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

    8 september 2026 · 30 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes! Lees meer

    Stavvy also talks about:

    His legendary run in movies right now

    Regrowing foreskin

    Kareem's sky high self esteem

    And going to Greek Orthodox church mixers

    Enjoy :)

    Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway.

    Credits:

    Host: Kareem Rahma

    Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

    Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

    Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

    Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

    Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

    Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

    Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

    Editor: Tyler Christie

    Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

    Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

    Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

    Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

    Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

    Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority

    0:00 Intro

    0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run

    1:02 Stavros is here!

    2:43 Stavvy joins the train

    2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born

    3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin

    4:43 Are our heroes cut?

    5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes

    7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars

    8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy

    9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job

    10:40 What happened to journalism?

    11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas

    13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies

    14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses

    15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes

    16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to d…

  10. UNCUT | Matty Matheson Defends His 4 Most Controversial Takes

    1 september 2026 · 29 min

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    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matty Matheson (The Bear, Cookin Somethin, Just a Dash, It's Suppertime!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on English breakfast, texting, breakfast for dinner, pets, and why all males should get vasectomies from birth. Lees meer

    Matty also talks about:
    -Giving an Emmy speech win for The Bear
    -His hilarious vasectomy story
    -How pancakes are not breakfast food
    -That he isn't allowed to email anymore
    -And that service animals should not be allowed on planes

    Enjoy :)

    Credits:

    Host: Kareem Rahma

    Created By: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

    Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

    Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

    Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

    Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, Maksim Axelrod, & Tyler Christie

    Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

    Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

    Lead Editor: Tyler Christie

    Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

    Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

    Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

    Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

    Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

    Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority
    0:00 Intro

    0:38 How Matty got on The Bear

    2:00 Matty Matheson joins the train

    3:09 Matt gave the Emmy speech for The Bear

    4:22 Take #1 - All biolocial males should get a vasectomy at birth

    6:35 Matty's vasectomy story

    9:48 Take #2 The only breakfast is a full English breakfast

    12:25 Matty and Kareem's daily breakfast

    13:25 Pancakes are not breakfast

    13:47 Matty goes off on eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast

    14:22 Breakfast for dinner debate

    15:47 Take #3 No one should text anymore

    16:32 Show a meme in real life

    17:40 Matty isn't allowed to email executives

    18:34 Take #4 People who have pets are not mentally sound

    21:10 Service animals shouldn't be allowed on planes

    21:55 Humans are so much better than pets

    22:40 Matty's COO has a half dead dog

    23:43 Takes on Takes
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