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  1. Tom Fordyce: Successful Launches, Streakers & Could Brighton Actually WIN The League?! | EP. 431

    4 november 2026 · 54 min

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    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined once again by the one and only Tom Fordyce, where we ask if a long ball is now officially a "successful launch"?! And what exactly is a football manager's philosophy supposed to mean?! Lees meer

    We also investigate the increasingly ridiculous world of football stewards, including why they're now warming up like professional athletes and whether they're actually capable of catching a pitch invader. Speaking of which, the lads make a VERY important request for the podcast's first-ever streaker...

    There's plenty of football chat too, as the boys debate whether Brighton could genuinely mount a Premier League title challenge, discuss Arsenal's impressive performance against Liverpool and get stuck into Manchester United's ongoing struggles. Is the problem bigger than the manager, and can their new ownership consortium really turn things around? Meanwhile, Spurs fans finally have something to smile about as the lads discuss whether their season is about to really take off.

    And, of course, there's the usual predictions, some questionable terminology and the introduction of a brand-new phrase that might just take over the football world... HOCKEY STICK, BANG!

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    00:00 - Tom Fordyce Returns! The Lads Are Back Together

    02:35 - Which European Football Teams Would You Support?

    04:17 - Marseille, Watford & Choosing Your Overseas Club

    05:00 - Halloween Has Completely Lost Its Meaning!

    06:26 - Drive-Through Trick Or Treating: Has The Game Gone?

    08:05 - 40 Kids Descend On One Street For Halloween!

    09:25 - Halloween Treats Have Got Out Of Control

    10:09 - Football's Ridiculous New Language: Philosophies & Consortiums

    13:08 - Why Are Football Stewards Warming Up Like Athletes?

    15:29 - Streakers, Pitch Invaders & Why The Cameras Always Cut Away

    18:50 - Successful Launches?! Has The Long Ball Been Rebranded?

    22:05 - Inventing New Footbal…

  2. That Ballon d'Or Episode: Harry Kane for a knighthood, is Carrick in trouble & Sids v KSI? I EP. 430

    28 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 2 min

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    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sids are back to discuss Harry Kane's historic Ballon d'Or victory, the mounting pressure on Michael Carrick at Manchester United, and some surprising rumours surrounding Crouchy's potential involvement in buying a football club. Pete finally addresses speculation about his involvement in a football club takeover, revealing that he had been part of a consortium looking to invest in a club before the deal ultimately fell through. Naturally, Chris and Sids aren't letting him off lightly, as they interrogate Pete about his business ambitions, Abbey's potential involvement, and whether there's more to the story than he's letting on. The lads also turn their attention to Manchester United, where Michael Carrick finds himself under increasing pressure following another difficult run of results. Pete and Sids defend their former teammate, question the behaviour of certain players, and debate whether the problems at Old Trafford run much deeper than whoever happens to be sitting in the manager's chair. There's also a huge moment for English football as Harry Kane is crowned the world's best player after winning the Ballon d'Or. Pete reflects on Kane's incredible journey from Tottenham youngster to global superstar, reveals how his family celebrated the victory, and shares details of a memorable FaceTime call with Harry after the ceremony. Of course, Crouchy also finds a way to take some of the credit for Kane's success. Elsewhere, the boys tackle one of football's great moral dilemmas after a listener admits to watching Liverpool while his wife recovered from giving birth. This sparks a heated debate about football in the delivery room, questionable birthing playlists, and whether there's ever an appropriate time to play Salt-N-Pepa's 'Push It'. The lads also look back at another unpredictable weekend in the Premier League, with Spurs beating Chelsea, Aston Villa overcoming Manchester City, and Liverpool … Lees meer
  3. That China Episode: Football's Biggest Paydays, Derby Day Memories & Digital Red Cards?! | EP. 429

    21 oktober 2026 · 50 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete is calling in all the way from China, while Sids and Chris hold the fort in the Chumbawambar! After a 13-hour flight, a four-hour drive and a whirlwind trip that’s left Pete completely out of sync with the rest of the world, the lads get stuck into another week of football madness. Lees meer

    We debate the BIG question facing modern footballers: would you turn down a HUGE tax-free payday just to stay in the Premier League? From Oscar’s big-money move to China to the Saudi Pro League’s growing influence, the lads discuss ambition, loyalty and whether you can really blame players for taking the money.

    Elsewhere, football really has gone mad, as the boys discuss referees using PHONES to show yellow and red cards. There’s also a look at Brighton’s emphatic 5-0 demolition of Crystal Palace, before the lads revisit some of their biggest derby-day highs and lows. Pete remembers THAT North London derby comeback with Spurs, scoring at Goodison Park and the time his QPR side were absolutely battered by Arsenal.

    And if you thought training sessions were always straightforward, think again. Pete reveals how Stoke managed to go 1-0 down during a training drill… against absolutely NO ONE. Add in a rather unusual taxidermy badger purchase and you’ve got another episode packed with stories, debates and plenty of nonsense.

    Finally, we predict Chelsea vs Spurs, Aston Villa vs Manchester City and Liverpool vs Brighton… who’s backing who this weekend? Will Chris extend his lead? can Sids close the gap? and will Crouchy’s predictions save him from finishing rock bottom? Get involved in the comments and let us know your picks!

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    00:00 - Pete joins from China as Sids and Chris hold the fort

    00:21 - Total jet lag

    01:32 - Cherry Cars and Bournemouth

    02:18 - China's football boom

    04:57 - Pete's mad few weeks

    05:17 - The awkward Agent Provocateur photoshoot

    07:06 - Referees …

  4. We Answer Your Questions: Should Footballers Be TRAPPED at One Club & Our WORST Purchases… | EP. 428

    14 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 9 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are back answering YOUR ‘Ask Us Anything’ questions, and as always, things take a few unexpected turns! Lees meer

    We kick things off with a very special pep talk from LBC’s Tom Swarbrick, who gives the lads the ultimate speech ahead of Starky’s annual lads’ golf trip. Forget motivational speakers, this is all about freedom, friendship, and that first crack of the tin!

    Then it’s straight into the usual madness, as a listener creates a football team inspired by vasectomies, Pete reveals he watched his dog’s operation in full surgical scrubs, and Sids reveals his best ever response to someone asking “do I know you from somewhere?”

    The listeners have been bringing the HEAT this week, with questions covering everything from whether footballers should be forced to stay at one club for their entire careers, to ranking the lads’ Football League forfeits and whether the Premier League should introduce bonus points for big wins. We also find out which former teammates the boys would trust to represent them in court, debate whether Ref Cam is actually improving the game, and we discover Chris’s OUTRAGEOUS ostrich travel pillow.

    The lads eventually catch-up remotely for this weekend’s predictions, with big calls on Leeds vs Manchester United, and plenty of debate about the latest football storylines. And finally, we round things off with ‘Why The Football Not’ - and it’s a belter.

    Got a question for the lads? Drop it in the comments, and let us know whether you'd back the ostrich pillow or stick to a standard neck cushion. As always, like, subscribe, and we'll see you next week!

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    00:00 - The lads kick things off

    03:00 - Tom’s rallying speech about the lads holiday

    05:56 - Vasectomy XI

    07:44 - Pete reveals he watched his dog’s operation in full surgical scrubs

    09:55 - Sids’ hilarious “do I know you?” Response

    13:01 - Tattoo removal

    17:03 - W…

  5. Sam Allardyce: “I’ll Never Get Over It” – His England Regret, Mind Games & Signing Okocha! | EP. 427

    7 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 27 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by one of football’s biggest characters… Sam Allardyce! Lees meer

    Big Sam gets stuck into everything from his playing days as a no-nonsense centre-half to the methods that helped make Bolton one of the most innovative teams in the Premier League. Sam explains how he embraced data, technology and set pieces long before they became staples of modern football, and why he still gets frustrated watching managers simply copy what everyone else is doing.

    We also get into some of the huge names Sam brought to Bolton, including Jay-Jay Okocha and Nicolas Anelka, as well as his approach to building a dressing room full of different nationalities and personalities. Sam reveals how he convinced top players to take a chance on Bolton and why getting the culture right was just as important as what happened on the pitch.

    There’s plenty on the other side of management too, as Sam opens up about his time at Newcastle, West Ham, Everton, West Brom and Leeds, including the realities of being brought in to save clubs from relegation and the frustrations of boards who refuse to invest when a team is on the verge of taking the next step.

    And, of course, we had to talk about England. Sam looks back on the England job, the circumstances surrounding his departure and the changes he wanted to make at St George’s Park. He explains why the experience is something he says “he’ll never get over”, and what he believes could have happened had he been given the opportunity to continue.

    Plus, there’s VAR, modern recruitment, data analysts, two-striker systems, mind games with rival managers, Arsène Wenger, Sir Alex Ferguson and plenty more from one of the most fascinating managerial careers in English football.

    This is a big one. Big Sam is in the building.

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    00:00 - The lads discuss their weekends and the bizarre “regards to your family” phenomenon

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  6. That Asmir Begovic Episode: How A Refugee From Bosnia Became A Premier League CHAMPION! | EP. 426

    30 september 2026 · 1 uur 26 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined by a veteran goalkeeper who has represented Bosnia and Herzegovina, playing for clubs such as Stoke City, Chelsea, and Everton… it’s Asmir Begović, and he’s here for a proper trip down memory lane. Lees meer

    (Also - we’d like to apologise for the scaffolding racket outside during the filming of this episode… this should be the last week of building works)

    Asmir opens up about his incredible journey from being born in Bosnia during the conflict, fleeing the country with his family and eventually settling in Canada, to making it over to England as a teenager and beginning his professional football career at Portsmouth.

    Asmir looks back on his time at Pompey, including some brilliant stories from competing with David James, eventually breaking into the first team. He also reveals what it was like working under Tony Pulis at Stoke, the strict rules in that dressing room, the incredible team spirit they developed and how Crouchy’s arrival helped change the club.

    The lads also revisit Asmir’s famous long-range Premier League goal, which remains one of the most memorable goals ever scored by a goalkeeper, before getting into his move to Chelsea, his relationship with José Mourinho and what it was like competing with Thibaut Courtois.

    There’s plenty more along the way, from Asmir’s experiences of football in Canada and his journey through the English leagues to stories from some of the biggest dressing rooms and managers he encountered throughout his career.

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    00:00 - Intro, meeting Lamine Yamal, and the lads' weekend

    05:03 - Man City charges, potential punishment and the impact on football

    10:29 - Could Man City face a points deduction?

    15:30 - Asmir Begovic joins and looks back on playing with Crouchy

    20:02 - Asmir's childhood, moving to Canada and starting again

    25:39 - How Asmir's route to England began

    30:09 - Macclesfield…

  7. That Tom Fordyce Episode! - From Memory Lane To The World Cup | EP. 425

    23 september 2026 · 54 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are reunited with a very special guest and original podcast legend, Tom Fordyce, for a proper trip down memory lane! Tom joins the boys to reflect on the good old days, the origins of the pod, and the incredible journey from the very first recording to where things are today. Lees meer

    The lads dive straight into some classic tournament nostalgia, reminiscing about the madness, the atmosphere, and the unforgettable moments from the World Cup. Tom and Pete share behind-the-scenes stories, hilarious tour tales, and look back at the chaos that made those early days of the podcast so iconic.

    Of course, it wouldn't be a proper reunion without getting stuck into the legendary folklore of the show—including the story behind Chumbawamba, classic catchphrases, and the listener messages that shaped the community. There are plenty of laughs, classic anecdotes, and top-tier banter as the lads catch up on everything they’ve missed.

    As always, the boys also get into the latest football talking points, dressing room antics, and the usual listener emails and dilemmas.

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    00:00 - Welcome to Episode 425 & Tom Fordyce is back!

    03:15 - The iconic original trio reunion

    07:40 - Looking back at the very first recordings of the pod

    12:10 - Early pod chaos and how it all started

    16:45 - World Cup memories & tournament nostalgia

    21:30 - Behind the scenes: Pete and Tom’s favourite tournament antics

    26:15 - The true story and legacy of Chumbawamba

    31:50 - Unpacking the pod’s best running jokes & catchphrases

    37:25 - How the pod has evolved: Pete, Sids, Chris & Tom catch up

    43:10 - Football chat: Dressing room tales & current talking points

    49:05 - The greatest listener messages & emails from over the years

    55:40 - Classic listener dilemmas: What would Crouchy do?

    01:02:15 - Favourite moments, biggest laughs & listener shoutouts

    01:08:30 - Looking ahead…

  8. Tom Davis: “I Was Sh!t At Everything!” – Scaffolding To Stand-Up & The Reluctant Vampire | EP. 424

    16 september 2026 · 1 uur 40 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by comedian Tom Davis for a proper chat about football, comedy, West Ham and his new show, The Reluctant Vampire. Tom talks about his journey from working on building sites to becoming a successful comedian, actor and writer, including the moment Mickey Flanagan convinced him to give stand-up a go and what it was really like getting on stage for the first time at 32. Lees meer

    The lads also get stuck into Tom’s brilliant Murder in Successville, hearing about the chaos of improvising with celebrities and footballers, as well as the very different realities of being funny on a podcast and actually standing in front of a room full of people waiting for you to make them laugh.

    Football is never far away, with Tom opening up about his love for West Ham, his memories of Upton Park and why he feels the club has lost some of its identity. We chat about the changing relationship between clubs and supporters, the impact of social media, working-class fans, Declan Rice, Mark Noble and Jarrod Bowen, and whether West Ham can bounce straight back to the Premier League.

    And finally, it’s time for Chris Stark’s Paddy Power forfeit. After losing the podcast’s score prediction league, Chris has to perform stand-up for the first time ever — at a proper comedy club, in front of hundreds of people, with Andrew Mensch and the lads helping him prepare. There are nerves, emergency jokes, an outrageous ring walk, a very personal check-up story…

    As the Crouchy puts it: “that takes some bollocks or a bollock.”

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    00:00 - The lads tease Chris Stark’s upcoming forfeit

    05:00 - Everton’s £25,000 “Legends VIP” experience

    08:30 - Who should the podcast send to Everton?

    10:57 - Tom Davis joins the podcast

    11:01 - Tom Davis, Chris Stark and the great barbecue war

    14:25 - Tom’s stand-up tour and his new love of golf

    16:21 - The madness of Murder in Success…

  9. “It Will Come Good!” Will Spurs Turn It Around? & Why Arsenal Win The League By 15 Points! | EP. 423

    9 september 2026 · 55 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are back with another chaotic round-up of football, forfeits, predictions and some genuinely bizarre stories from the weekend. Lees meer

    The lads kick things off by finally revealing more about Chris’ comedy club forfeit, including the nerves before he took to the stage and the incredible reaction from an unsuspecting fan who realised exactly why Chris was there. The conversation then takes an unexpected turn as the boys discuss the strange habit of giving fake names when ordering coffee — with one particular Brazilian footballer-themed idea quickly becoming a potential global game.

    We also get into the weekend’s football, including Arsenal’s impressive win over Chelsea and whether they could really run away with the Premier League. The lads debate Arsenal’s mentality, their defensive strength and the impact of their new signings, before discussing the controversial incident involving Morgan Rogers and Declan Rice.

    Elsewhere, Jamie Vardy’s move to Burnley gets a mention, the boys react to Alex Gilbert’s brilliant Inbetweeners-inspired announcement video, and there’s plenty of love for Hull Marina — perhaps the next great summer destination?!

    The boys also debate whether Spurs can finally turn things around, before reading some brilliant Why The Football Not? submissions, including one fan who watched his team win promotion from a tree and another who travelled from Dublin to Liverpool on a free ticket with no money, hotel or plan.

    And then things take a very unexpected turn when Pete’s podiatrist arrives mid-recording to deal with his troublesome footballer’s toenails. The lads investigate Pete’s bizarre feet, discuss whether they’re a footballer thing, and somehow turn the whole situation into one of the strangest moments of the episode.

    Another week, another set of disasters. Enjoy!

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    00:00 - The boys are back and tease Chris’ comed…

  10. Stuart Pearce: How PSYCHO Went From Electrician to England Legend & Brian Clough Stories! | EP. 422

    2 september 2026 · 1 uur 41 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined by England, Nottingham Forest and Manchester City legend Stuart Pearce — aka Psycho — for a proper trip down memory lane. Lees meer

    Stuart opens up about his remarkable journey from playing non-league football and working as an electrician to becoming a professional footballer, England international and one of the most recognisable defenders of his generation. He tells the story of how a chance encounter with Brian Clough eventually led to his move to Nottingham Forest, and how the famous “Psycho” nickname came about.

    The lads also get into Stuart’s England career, including the highs and lows of Italia ’90 and Euro ’96, his infamous penalty miss against Germany, and the emotional redemption of scoring from the spot against Spain six years later. Stuart explains why the experience of missing that penalty stayed with him — and how it ultimately changed the way he approached pressure, failure and success.

    Away from football, there are some brilliant Stuart Pearce stories too, from his love of punk music and a particularly surreal night at a gig in Moscow, to travelling to North Korea and his obsession with seeing as much of the world as possible.

    And, of course, there’s plenty of classic Crouch Podcast chat along the way — including hedge diving, football stickers, Stuart’s legendary toughness and some seriously good dressing-room and Cloughy stories.

    A fascinating conversation with one of English football’s great characters.

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    0:00 – Pete, Sids & Chris are back – plus a huge guest

    03:30 – Sids with Carlo and Tuchel?!

    05:30 – Shaniqua’s Box returns with a very unusual giveaway

    07:43 – Stuart Pearce joins the podcast

    12:00 – Stuart’s wild Russia trip & Rise Against gig

    16:00 – North Korea, travelling the world & hedge diving

    20:00 – From electrician to professional footballer

    24:00 – Taking a pay cut to play in the top di…

  11. The Zante Goalkeeper Calls Out Crouchy, Opening Day Mauling & The £2.5m Maradona Ball... | EP. 421

    26 augustus 2026 · 1 uur 13 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are back talking all things GW1 as the Premier League gets properly underway. Pete kicks things off by summarising his attendance at the Spurs v Brentford game, before the lads get sidetracked by the now-infamous Zante goalkeeper — who has apparently heard about the podcast and has sent a rather aggressive message Pete’s way! Naturally, the boys decide there’s only one thing to do… head to Zante and take him on themselves. Lees meer

    The lads then get into the opening weekend of the Premier League, including the strange situation around Ollie Watkins at Aston Villa, with Sids sharing his own experience of knowing he was leaving Reading for Chelsea but continuing to play and train as normal. The conversation turns to whether players should ever take themselves out of the firing line when a transfer is on the cards, and how much physicality, hunger and desire now matter in the Premier League.

    Chris then tackles his own disastrous comedy attempts ahead of his forfeit, some questionable listener jokes, and the increasingly surreal experience of being recognised in public — including a very awkward airport encounter.

    Elsewhere, the lads debate who has the strangest pre-match traditions, discuss Peter’s latest Paddy Power advert, and wonder which piece of football memorabilia could possibly beat Maradona’s ‘Hand of God’ ball.

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    00:00 - Sids joins remotely

    03:20 - The lads debate the ultimate holiday beach: sand or stone

    06:01 - The infamous Zante goalkeeper is back — and she’s heard the podcast

    08:05 - The Zante goalkeeper sends Crouch an aggressive message

    09:29 - The lads make a plan to take on the Zante goalkeeper

    11:02 - Premier League opening weekend and the Hull City fans “mauling” debate

    14:17 - Fans are asking referees for their yellow cards

    16:01 - Wolves, the Liquidator and the debate over swearing at football

    21:15 - The Ollie…

  12. VIRAL TikTok Singer Plays That Djed Spence Song, Season Begins & Community Shield DISMAY?! | EP. 420

    20 augustus 2026 · 45 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris express their absolute dismay towards the Community Shield’s double booking, and ask whether Manchester City’s 3-0 defeat to Arsenal is anything to worry about for Pep’s replacement Enzo Maresca. Lees meer

    The Gunners’ strong start has the lads wondering if they could run away with a consecutive Premier League title, and we also get into the Championship - with Millwall backed to make a serious push for the playoffs and plenty of love for the players expected to light up the season.

    Sids signs off from the Maldives before the lads are joined by singer-songwriter Ben Cipolla, whose football-inspired songs have taken social media by storm. Ben explains how a joke about Brighton’s Deniz Undav turned into a growing catalogue of football songs, before revealing how his Djed Spence song exploded after an appearance on 606. He also talks about becoming a full-time musician, his ambitions to take the football songs even further, and Chris reveals his dream of Ben reaching the Christmas Number One spot.

    And if that wasn’t enough, Ben brings along some homemade dips from his mate Paddy (in classic random pod fashion), performs his brilliant football songs live in the studio, and then unveils an EXCLUSIVE new song written especially for the podcast – ‘Back Stronger’.

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    00:00 - Sids joins from the Maldives after a day of coaching

    02:22 - The lads discuss the recent eclipse and whether they looked at the sun

    04:50 - The conversation moves towards the weekend’s football

    07:17 - Manchester City’s Community Shield defeat and whether Maresca should worry

    09:57 - The lads discuss the Community Shield and its importance

    12:15 - Have we completely neglected the Community Shield?

    14:44 - Jack Grealish gets a big positive mention after returning to action

    17:11 - Could Arsenal run away with the Premier League title?

    19:58 - Championship talk begins a…

  13. Our 26/27 Predictions: Best Signings, Breakout stars & Can Man United WIN the Premier League?! | EP. 419

    12 augustus 2026 · 53 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are back in person and getting stuck into one of the best parts of pre-season… making wildly confident predictions that will definitely come back to haunt them by May. Lees meer

    The lads run through their 26/27 season predictions, including who they think will lift the Premier League trophy, who makes the top four, who takes the Golden Boot, Golden Glove, which big-money signing could flop, and which players are set for a breakout season. There are some big calls too, with Arsenal backed by some of the lads, Manchester United tipped as genuine title challengers, and Liverpool surprisingly left out of one predicted top four.

    We also get into the summer transfer madness, including Morgan Rogers’ huge £117m move to Chelsea, Elliot Anderson’s £116m switch, West Ham’s retention of Jarrod Bowen and Spurs bringing in Sandro Tonali. The lads debate whether £100m has effectively become the new normal in football, and why the modern game seems to be producing fewer kids who actually want to grow up and be strikers.

    Elsewhere, we discuss West Ham’s decision to permanently ban half-and-half scarves, discover a bizarre half-and-half calf tattoo, and hear about the legendary Zante goalkeeper who lets holidaymakers take penalties against him for a euro.

    Oh, and there’s a Peter Crouch tune. Obviously.

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    00:00 - The lads are back in pre-season mode

    02:30 - The new microphones

    04:05 - Harry Sidwell scores for Eastleigh

    05:03 - The new Community Shield ball is revealed

    06:42 - Pete relives scoring the Community Shield winner for Liverpool

    08:19 - Sid's Portugal football camp with Rio Ferdinand and Jordan Henderson

    09:26 - An eight-year-old asks Henderson how to improve Chelsea

    11:53 - Chris prepares for his terrifying five-minute stand-up comedy debut

    13:59 - West Ham officially BAN half-and-half scarves

    15:41 - The lads debate whether half-and-h…

  14. The Future Of The Pod!! New Guests, New Games & BIG Plans For This Season | EP. 418

    5 augustus 2026 · 41 min

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    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids return for a pre-season catch-up as they look ahead to another year of football, guests, and complete podcast chaos. Fresh from a summer break, the lads swap stories from their latest adventures, including Pete's new obsession with barbecuing, why outdoor kitchens are harder to use than they look, and the ambitious plans for a 24-hour charity livestream that could become one of the biggest things TPCP has ever attempted. Lees meer

    With the new football season just around the corner, the boys turn the episode over to you, reading through hundreds of listener suggestions for how the podcast could evolve. From crossover episodes and live tours to new weekly games, Sunday League commentary, bowling competitions and even a wives takeover, no idea is too ridiculous to escape discussion. Along the way they somehow find themselves defending the reputation of every bloke called Carl, pitching LeBron James as a regular feature, and putting Barack Obama on the ever-growing guest wishlist.

    The lads also reflect on just how far the podcast has come over the past decade, from recording in pubs to interviewing Oscar winners, future kings and football's biggest names, while looking ahead to another season packed with huge guests, Premier League chat, and plenty of the nonsense you've come to expect. As always, let us know your favourite ideas in the comments below and tell us which new feature you'd love to hear on TPCP this season.

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    00:00 - Intro & Sids checks in remotely

    01:18 - Tapas tales from Spain

    04:23 - Pete's Michelin BBQ masterclass

    07:28 - The 24-hour BBQ livestream idea

    10:34 - Your ideas for the new season

    14:03 - Should Friday predictions return?

    16:59 - Would a wives takeover work?

    19:34 - Pete's new gardening obsession

    22:49 - Sunday League commentary idea

    24:23 - Footballers ten-pin bowling?

    28:29 - The campaign to redeem Karls

    31:24 - Live tour plans for the podcast

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  15. Why Footballers DREAD Returning For Pre-Season… Chris’ Forfeit Plans & Señor Sids Returns? | EP. 417

    30 juli 2026 · 43 min

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    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are finally reconnect after an incredible summer, catching up on everything from Pete's Club World Cup adventure in America to the excitement of another Premier League season just around the corner. Lees meer

    Pete reflects on receiving his long-awaited England cap from Harry Kane, what it was like travelling across the United States, meeting LeBron James, and reveals his plans to take his family to watch Liverpool face Wrexham at the Yankee’s Stadium before heading home.

    With pre-season now underway across football, the lads dive into what really happens when players report back for day one. From dreaded body fat tests and bleep tests to Tony Pulis' infamous training camps, army boot camps, endless bike rides and the stories every footballer has from surviving the toughest week of the year, they reveal why pre-season is both feared and respected inside the game.

    Chris also finds out that his long-awaited Paddy Power comedy forfeit is finally happening, while the boys discuss future podcast challenges, listener ideas for the new season, and somehow end up debating whether your back can actually be fit.

    As always, expect plenty of football stories, ridiculous tangents and laughs as the countdown to the new season officially begins.

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    00:00 - Chris returns as the boys reunite after the summer

    02:10 - Looking back on the Club World Cup adventure

    03:31 - Pete's surreal experience working around England

    04:34 - Receiving his England cap from Harry Kane

    06:03 - The emotions of it all

    08:04 - The awkward reunion with an old childhood friend

    10:31 - Crouchy gets evicted from the yoga room mid-podcast

    12:08 - Recording from America and life on the road

    14:03 - Liverpool vs Wrexham at Yankee Stadium

    15:31 - Meeting LeBron James in Los Angeles?

    16:50 - New season housekeeping begins

    17:12 - Chris Stark's comedy forfeit is finally happeni…

  16. That World Cup Final Episode: Superior Spain deserve win & Messi's farewell! I Ep.416

    21 juli 2026 · 45 min

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    On this episode Pete, Sids and Tom bring the curtain down on an unforgettable six-week journey across the 2026 FIFA World Cup, recording their final tournament episode from a New York City pub after witnessing Spain crowned world champions. Lees meer

    The trio react to Spain's 1-0 World Cup Final victory over Argentina, discussing why Spain were deserved winners after conceding just one goal throughout the entire tournament. They break down Argentina's defensive approach, the controversial scenes that overshadowed the final, Lionel Messi's quiet performance, and debate whether England missed a huge opportunity after their dramatic semi-final exit.

    Looking back on an incredible summer across the USA, Mexico and Canada, they revisit the biggest moments of the tournament—from exclusive behind-the-scenes access inside the England camp and Peter Crouch receiving his England Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, to visiting the iconic Estadio Azteca, meeting LeBron James, travelling across North America, and recording the podcast from unforgettable locations.

    The episode also reflects on England's World Cup campaign, Jude Bellingham's emergence as one of the world's elite footballers, the standout players of the tournament, favourite matches, funniest stories from the road, and why this has been one of the most memorable experiences the team has ever shared.

    To finish, the Paddy Power Predictions League reaches its dramatic conclusion as the final standings are revealed, crowning this year's champion and confirming who must face the dreaded forfeit.

    A fitting end to an incredible World Cup adventure filled with football, friendship, unforgettable memories and plenty of laughs.

    00:00 – Live from a New York pub after the World Cup Final

    02:06 – Spain crowned World Cup champions

    08:01 – Reflecting on six unforgettable weeks

    09:34 – Why Spain deserved the title

    11:46 – Did England miss their chance?

    21:03 – Tom Fordyce joins from Canada

    26:22 – Favourite World Cup memories

    32:35 – P…

  17. That Semi-Final Episode: Gary Neville on Tuchel’s tactics & England’s cruel Argentina exit I Ep. 415

    17 juli 2026 · 1 uur 12 min

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    On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Sids record from New York following England's heartbreaking World Cup semi-final defeat to Argentina, reflecting on an emotional night that saw Thomas Tuchel's side come agonisingly close to reaching a World Cup final. The lads discuss the incredible atmosphere surrounding the tournament, the unique experience of covering football across America, and why this World Cup has delivered some of the most memorable stadiums and fan experiences they've ever witnessed. Lees meer

    The boys break down exactly where England's semi-final slipped away, debating whether sitting too deep ultimately cost them, the tactical decisions made in the closing stages, and whether the substitutions should have been more attacking. They discuss Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham's performances, Declan Rice's importance to the side, the emergence of Jed Spence and Dan Burn, and whether this England squad should ultimately be remembered as a success despite the painful exit.

    Former England defender Gary Neville then joins the pod for an honest and emotional reaction to England's defeat. Gary explains what it feels like to be knocked out of a major tournament, why players carry those moments for the rest of their lives, and analyses Thomas Tuchel's biggest decisions. He also discusses England's defensive approach, whether the criticism of Tuchel is justified, the positives to take from the tournament, and why this World Cup has been one of the best football spectacles in recent memory.

    There's also another ridiculous challenge as the boys swap footballs for darts with Morgan Rogers. Meanwhile Chris Stark dials in a special interview with the Blossoms as they discuss their new music and thoughts on the world cup so far.

    Wrapping up with the latest Paddy Power Predictions League ahead of the World Cup Final, Tom's predictions from afar, and plenty of classic TPCP chaos—including power cuts, questionable New York backdrops and the usual nonsense.

    As al…

  18. That Norway v England Episode: Kane, Rogers & Burn talk Haaland & their HUGE Norway game! | Ep. 414

    11 juli 2026 · 47 min

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    On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Tom are given unprecedented access inside England's World Cup training camp as they go behind the scenes with Thomas Tuchel's squad ahead of a huge quarter-final against Norway. After England's unforgettable victory over Mexico, the lads witness first-hand the togetherness that's driving this squad, with Peter receiving an emotional England Legacy Cap presented by Harry Kane in front of the entire team. Lees meer

    Pete also chats with Harry Kane to relive the incredible night at the Azteca, discussing the celebrations, the emotional Wonderwall moments with England fans, the challenges of tournament life, and why this squad feels different to any England team before it. The captain opens up about the adrenaline of knockout football, family life during the World Cup and what it really feels like to carry the hopes of a nation.

    The boys are then joined by Dan Burn and Morgan Rogers, who reveal what life is really like inside England's camp. They discuss the unforgettable atmosphere inside the Azteca, what it's like waiting for your chance in tournament football, the incredible togetherness within the squad, and why every player—whether they start or come off the bench—has such an important role to play. The pair also lift the lid on life away from the pitch, from games of Traitors, golf and basketball to the debates and laughs that have helped make England's training base feel like a home away from home.

    There's plenty of classic TPCP nonsense too, as the production team set Pete, Sids and Tom a brutal all-you-can-eat sandwich buffet challenge, before another Paddy Power Predictions League update, plenty of laughs from inside England HQ, and an emotional farewell (for now) to Tom as he heads back to the UK after an unforgettable month on the road with the boys.

    As always, let us know your predictions in the comments below... Can England book their place in the World Cup Final?

    00:00 - Inside England's World Cup tr…

  19. That Mexico v England Episode: Lescott on England’s toughest test & Pete hugs Kane! | Ep. 413

    7 juli 2026 · 1 uur 27 min

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    On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete joins the lads live from Mexico City after witnessing one of England's greatest ever World Cup victories, as Thomas Tuchel's side produce a heroic performance to beat hosts Mexico and book their place in the quarter-finals. Fresh from celebrating on the pitch with Harry Kane, Pete relives the incredible atmosphere inside the iconic Azteca Stadium, the emotional scenes after full-time, and explains how he nearly had his own "Salt Bae" moment during England's celebrations. Lees meer

    The boys break down England's unforgettable victory, discussing Jude Bellingham's world-class performance, Harry Kane's relentless brilliance in front of goal, Jordan Pickford's commanding display and Anthony Gordon's game-changing impact. They debate whether this was England's greatest tournament performance in years, why this result could define their World Cup campaign, and look ahead to a huge quarter-final clash with Norway.

    Former England defender Jolyon Lescott then joins the pod for an in-depth conversation about life inside the England setup. Jolyon shares behind-the-scenes insight from coaching England's Under-21s, explains why Jude Bellingham is built for the biggest occasions, reveals the mentality that makes Harry Kane one of the world's best finishers, discusses Anthony Gordon's professionalism, Morgan Rogers' rise to the top, and gives his verdict on England's defensive options heading into the business end of the tournament.

    There's also the latest Bronco Challenge as the boys put themselves through one of rugby's toughest fitness tests, the latest Paddy Power Predictions League standings as the competition continues, plenty of behind-the-scenes stories from England's World Cup camp, and all the classic TPCP nonsense you've come to expect.

    As always, leave your predictions in the comments below and let us know if England can go all the way.

    00:00 - Pete's emotional night in Mexico City

    03:58 - Inside the Azteca atmosphere

    06:…

  20. That England v DR Congo Episode: the lads discuss 'best ever' Kane & ICONIC Mexico clash! | Ep. 412

    3 juli 2026 · 46 min

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    On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Tom look back on England's dramatic 2-1 World Cup knockout victory as Harry Kane once again delivers when his country needs him most. The lads break down England's nervy start, debate the controversial penalty decision, and ask whether Thomas Tuchel's side are growing into the tournament or simply finding ways to get the job done. Lees meer

    Pete explains why Kane's match-winning finish is the product of years of relentless practice, the boys discuss Anthony Gordon's game-changing impact from the bench, and look ahead to a huge clash with Mexico, where altitude, atmosphere and England's defensive vulnerabilities could all play a major role.

    There's also another World Cup quiz from Tom, the latest Paddy Power predictions league standings, a debate over whether David Beckham drinking red wine at a football match is the ultimate "Game's Gone" moment, and a listener's brilliant football-themed wedding XI that has the lads in stitches. Plus, Pete relives an exhausting trip to the batting cages in Los Angeles, the boys discuss whether England are becoming tournament specialists, and there's plenty of classic TPCP nonsense along the way.

    As always, leave your predictions in the comments below and let us know if England can go all the way.

    00:00 - Batting cage injuries in Los Angeles

    02:53 - Watching England's victory in LA

    05:53 - England's slow start analysed

    07:58 - Was Harry Kane denied a penalty?

    09:44 - Breaking down Kane's stunning winner

    12:06 - Why Kane is football's best finisher

    16:01 - Are England just getting the job done?

    17:41 - Anthony Gordon changes the game

    20:11 - Looking ahead to Mexico

    21:41 - What England must improve

    24:51 - Preparing for knockout football

    27:41 - Tom's World Cup quiz

    32:34 - Paddy Power predictions update

    37:39 - David Beckham's red wine debate

    42:59 - The football wedding XI

    55:51 - End

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  21. That R32 Episode: Robbie Keane reflects on ICONIC career & thoughts on England's chances! | Ep. 411

    1 juli 2026 · 51 min

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    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Tom are joined by Republic of Ireland legend Robbie Keane for an unforgettable conversation covering one of football's greatest careers, life in America, and the magic of the World Cup. Lees meer

    Robbie reflects on his incredible journey from Wolves to Coventry, Inter Milan, Leeds United, Tottenham Hotspur, Liverpool and LA Galaxy, revealing the lessons he learned from some of football's biggest names including David Beckham, Teddy Sheringham, Dimitar Berbatov and Luka Modrić. He explains why movement—not pace—made him one of the Premier League's deadliest strikers, shares the mentality that transformed LA Galaxy into champions, and reveals why Tottenham have struggled to build on their success despite winning the Europa League.

    The lads also dive into Robbie's unforgettable Republic of Ireland career, including his iconic last-minute World Cup goal against Germany, what it feels like to score on football's biggest stage, and why representing Ireland always meant more than anything else. Robbie also gives his verdict on the current World Cup, predicts the Golden Boot winner, explains why Lionel Messi still amazes him, and reveals which team he'd most like to play for in the tournament.

    Elsewhere, Pete, Sids and Tom discuss the drama of the knockout stages, the most chaotic penalty shootouts of the tournament so far, England's chances of lifting the trophy, and another round of the Paddy Power Big World Cup Fixture before Tom puts everyone to the test with another brilliantly ridiculous quiz.

    As always, leave your comments below and let us know: Where does Robbie Keane rank among the Premier League's greatest-ever strikers?

    00:00 - Knockout stage drama begins

    02:35 - Robbie Keane joins the podcast

    03:30 - Life at LA Galaxy & David Beckham's influence

    07:15 - Changing the mentality in MLS

    10:15 - From Wolves to Inter Milan

    13:00 - What Serie A taught Robbie

    15:00 - The secret behind his movement as …

  22. That England v Panama Episode: Juan Pablo Angel on Aston Villa & England TOP their group! | Ep. 410

    29 juni 2026 · 1 uur 12 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Tom Fordyce and Sids react to England making it through the World Cup group stages and look ahead to the knockout rounds. Lees meer

    The lads discuss where England sit among the tournament favourites, whether stronger opposition might actually suit them better, and why Marcus Rashford, Jude Bellingham and Harry Kane could still have a major role to play as the tournament opens up.

    There is also plenty of classic nonsense along the way. Sids talks through his unexpectedly therapeutic trip to an LA laundrette, Tom reveals how he accidentally got into a swimming pool on a senior citizen discount, and the lads lose themselves in an obscure 90s footballer rabbit hole before attempting their best David Beckham eyebrow impressions.

    The boys are then joined by Aston Villa legend and former Colombia international Juan Pablo Ángel. Pablo reflects on arriving at Villa from River Plate, landing in England without speaking the language, being unveiled at Villa Park before the move was even fully signed, and adapting to the speed, pressure and culture of the Premier League. He also opens up on growing up in Medellín, learning football on the streets, the intensity of Boca Juniors vs River Plate, representing Colombia, scoring against Brazil and Argentina, and why MLS is far more competitive than many people realise.

    The lads also return for another round of Paddy Power Chaos Cards, reviewing the latest leaderboard after LeBron James' unlikely contribution, before making their predictions for the next round of World Cup action. With bonus points on the line and bragging rights at stake, there's no shortage of confidence, controversy and classic TPCP chaos.

    As always, leave your comments below and let us know who you’d love to see in the Chumbawamba next!

    00:00 Intro

    00:38 LA adventures

    03:00 England's World Cup hopes

    12:21 Juan Pablo Ángel joins

    20:01 Growing up in Colombia

    25:59 Boca vs River

    32:14 Aston Villa & the Pre…

  23. That England v Ghana Episode: HONEST reactions to the draw & a CRAZY Shakira Stat! I Ep. 409

    25 juni 2026 · 44 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Tom Fordyce and Steve Sidwell are properly into the 2026 World Cup as the tournament shifts into full gear across the United States. With England now two games into the group stage, the lads look back on the electric atmosphere in Dallas for the win over Croatia before reacting to a much more frustrating goalless draw against Ghana in Los Angeles. Sid and Tom relive what it was like inside one of the biggest stadiums in world football, from the sea of England fans and giant screens to tequila in the stands, while Pete gives his take on whether England’s flat second performance is actually the kind of experience tournament-winning sides need. Lees meer

    There’s plenty of World Cup chat as the boys debate whether Thomas Tuchel’s England are showing real signs of becoming contenders, discuss why the draw with Ghana shouldn’t cause panic, and pick out the teams and players catching the eye so far. France, Argentina and the tournament’s biggest stars all come under the microscope, with Mbappé, Messi and Haaland setting the pace in what the lads call a proper “big dog World Cup”. There’s also a brilliant detour into one of the tournament’s strangest subplots: referees turning into full-blown content creators, complete with ref cams, names on shirts and one official pulling up with cramp after apparently overcommitting to the shot.

    As always, the football is only half the story. The lads get stuck into another chaotic World Cup quiz, somehow producing one of the worst quiz scorelines in podcast history, while Chris Stark checks in from an England watch-along back home to report from the pub gardens of Britain. There’s also a brilliant fan cameo from rising artist Moolah Jones, who nails her score prediction almost immediately, and another outrageous instalment of Paddy Power’s “Minister of Mischief” game, featuring celebrity bet-builder picks from Joe Marler, John Terry… and, somehow, a suspiciously available LeBron James.…

  24. That England v Croatia Episode: Rio Ferdinand on Harry Kane & HONEST thoughts on Trent! I Ep. 408

    18 juni 2026 · 52 min

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    Pete, Tom and Sids are soaking up the California sun as their stateside World Cup tour continues on That Peter Crouch Podcast — and they've got a very special guest. Manchester United and England legend Rio Ferdinand joins the lads fresh from his DJ sets in the fan parks to share incredible stories from his playing days, including a surreal World Cup match against Brazil and an unforgettable moment at the hospital in South Africa that put his entire career into perspective! Lees meer

    Rio opens up about his experiences at France 98 acting as Michael Owen's ultimate cheerleader, the tactical genius of Rivaldo, the heartbreak of missing out on the 2010 World Cup through injury, and his thoughts on Thomas Tuchel’s big squad selection decisions.

    The boys also react to the tournament's open nature and early surprises, debating whether the conditions and heat are going to play a massive factor for England. Plus, Chris Stark checks in all the way from London, capturing the fan atmosphere around Big Ben and finding out what the public really thinks Pete and Sids would be doing if they weren't footballers.

    Then it's over to the Paddy Power Predictor as Pete, Tom and Sids roll the dice for a special 'Vegas Baby' edition to lock in their scores for USA vs Australia. Leave your England vs Croatia predictions in the comments below and let us know who you think lifts the trophy.

    00:16 - Settling into LA life & intense paddle games

    01:07 - World Cup group stage open nature

    03:54 - Fenway Park takeover & football trivia debate

    06:41 - Rio Ferdinand joins the show

    07:22 - Rio's podcast guests & Anderson's wild stories

    09:48 - Early World Cup impressions & USA buying in

    12:04 - France 98 and the Michael Owen hype train

    15:42 - England breakout stars & Thomas Tuchel's tactics

    20:45 - Rio's iconic World Cup moments against Argentina & Brazil

    24:34 - Playing against Rivaldo, Ronaldo & Ronaldinho

    27:40 - Trevoh Chalobah selection & Rio's 2010 injury heartbreak

    31:11 - The Trent Alex…

  25. That USA Episode: Brad Friedel on THAT 4-1 USA thrashing & the lads take a SCARY flight! | EP. 407

    16 juni 2026 · 1 uur 22 min

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    Pete, Tom and Sids are back in Los Angeles for another World Cup edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast — and they've got a very special guest. Premier League and Champions League legend Brad Friedel joins the lads fresh from the Bahamas to share incredible stories from his playing days, including an absolutely wild night at Galatasaray with Graham Souness that you simply won't believe! Lees meer

    Brad opens up about his record-breaking consecutive appearances in the Premier League, his time at Aston Villa and Tottenham, his role as Sporting Director in Turkey, and what he's up to now — including living in the Bahamas and working in data analytics.

    The boys also react to Brazil vs Morocco, debating whether the Seleção are being overhyped and whether Morocco could genuinely go all the way. Plus Pete raises the important question of whether the VAR team standing to attention for the national anthem is commitment or just commitment to a bit.

    Then it's over to the Paddy Power Predictor as Pete, Tom and Sids make their calls for England vs Croatia — with Sids sitting pretty at the top of the leaderboard. Oh, and Graeme Souness is revealed to be the world's most unlikely vegan. You won't see that one coming.

    Leave your England vs Croatia predictions in the comments below and let us know who you think lifts the trophy.

    00:00 - World Cup Special from Los Angeles

    00:16 - Settling into LA life

    01:37 - The Neil Redfearn deep dive

    03:46 - Brazil vs Morocco reaction

    05:14 - The VAR room national anthem moment

    05:55 - Hydration breaks debate

    06:12 - The ref cam debate

    09:30 - Brad Friedel joins the show

    10:48 - Brad's stories from Aston Villa

    35:09 - Brad at Tottenham & the Hugo Lloris saga

    40:35 - Brad's life after football

    43:03 - Graham Souness and the Galatasaray flag story

    01:11:35 - Hot Air game: World Cup takes

    01:15:45 - Paddy Power Predictor recap

    01:18:33 - England vs Croatia predictions

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  26. That World Cup Kick-Off: Kasper Schmeichel on England, Denmark & the lads arrive in the US | EP. 406

    13 juni 2026 · 56 min

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    On this special World Cup edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Sids are joined by returning host Tom Fordyce and Premier League legend Kasper Schmeichel from sunny Los Angeles as the tournament gets underway. Lees meer

    The lads reflect on just how far the podcast has come, swapping memories of recording in less glamorous locations before finding themselves covering football from one of the biggest sporting events in the world. They dive into the incredible atmosphere surrounding the opening days of the World Cup, including Mexico's electric opening match, immersive fan experiences in LA, and the cultural differences between football coverage in Europe and America.

    Kasper opens up about his recent retirement from football, revealing the shoulder injury that ultimately forced his hand and sharing what life after football looks like. He reflects on his time at Celtic, the relentless pressure of playing for one of football's biggest clubs, and the unforgettable moments that came with lifting trophies in Glasgow.

    The conversation also turns to Leicester City's historic Premier League title triumph as Kasper relives the madness of the 5000-1 season, reveals the moment the squad truly believed they could win the league, and shares stories from the team's recent ten-year reunion.

    There's also plenty of World Cup chat as Kasper looks back on his experiences representing Denmark on football's biggest stage, discusses England's chances of finally ending their wait for major silverware, and explains why international tournaments remain unlike anything else in football.

    Plus, Chris Stark checks in from the Chumbawamba with Biffy Clyro's Simon Neil and Ben Johnston to discuss Scotland's World Cup hopes, Steve Clarke's impact on the national team, and whether the Tartan Army can dare to dream of a historic run.

    As always, leave your predictions below and let us know who you think will lift the trophy.

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    00:00 - World Cup Special from Los Angeles

    00:16 - Tom For…

  27. EP. 405 | That Roundup Episode: Our USA World Cup Plans, Forfeit Reveal & Arsenal’s UCL Heartbreak

    3 juni 2026 · 42 min

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    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a look back at another unforgettable season of TPCP before turning their attention to the summer ahead and the upcoming World Cup. Lees meer

    The lads relive some of the standout moments from the last 12 months, including unforgettable appearances from Jürgen Klopp, Gary Oldman, Danny Dyer, James Milner, Marcus Mumford, Tony Pulis, Mick McCarthy and many more. They debate which guests delivered the biggest surprises, who they'd love to get on next season, and celebrate just how far the podcast has come.

    There's also plenty of classic nonsense along the way. Pete reveals the outrageous pub and barbecue setup he's inherited at his new house, The lads accidentally creates a disaster with a congratulatory baby card, and Sids shares the incredible story of his son's hole-in-one that has already become family folklore.

    The boys revisit some of the best "Game's Gone" moments of the year, discuss the future of deadline day chaos, and react to Arsenal's agonising Champions League Final defeat, asking whether Mikel Arteta's side were only inches away from football immortality.

    With World Cup plans now firmly underway, the gang reflect on one of their biggest seasons yet and look ahead to what promises to be a summer of chaos, football, and unforgettable stories.

    As always, leave your comments below and let us know who you'd love to see in the Chumbawambar next season.

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    00:00 - Intro & Sids arrives after "pre-devs"

    03:00 - Pete reveals the pub inside his new house

    04:12 - The outrageous barbecue setup revealed

    05:18 - Guinness and Moretti on tap at Crouchy's

    06:04 - Plans for a future podcast barbecue

    07:14 - Sponsor message

    08:53 - Looking back on the TPCP season

    09:33 - Best guests of the year discussed

    10:34 - Klopp, Gary Oldman & favourite interviews

    11:53 - Robbie Williams and dream future guests

    12:37 - Football's unsung her…

  28. EP. 404 | That End Of Season Episode: We CALLED Declan Rice The Morning After Arsenal WON The League

    27 mei 2026 · 43 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids wrap up another chaotic Premier League season… but not before getting distracted by AI-generated football conspiracies, military dolphins, and Declan Rice answering a FaceTime call LIVE on the podcast the morning after his 5am title celebrations. Lees meer

    The lads dive into Arsenal finally getting over the line after 22 years of waiting, with an emotional live chat from Declan Rice fresh off the back of the celebrations, plus debate whether guards of honour have officially become the most awkward tradition in football.

    There’s also discussion around Liverpool’s uncertain future, Mohamed Salah’s comments, Spurs surviving the drop, and the absolute madness surrounding Southampton’s playoff controversy.

    Elsewhere, the pod spirals beautifully into conversations about fake AI football news, Jose Mourinho rumours, and whether anyone can actually trust the internet anymore. Plus, the Football League season finally comes to an end as Sids is crowned champion… and receives one of the most outrageous prizes the podcast has ever seen.

    It’s the final Premier League episode of the season — and naturally, it completely loses the plot.

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    00:00 - Pete opens for a brief remote segment after being called away urgently

    01:24 - Crouchy’s ridiculous new BBQ setup

    03:24 - Plans for a future podcast BBQ episode

    04:00 - End of season reflections begin

    04:26 - Guards of honour debate kicks off

    05:12 - Bernardo Silva & John Stones discussion

    06:01 - “Where does it end?” with football send-offs

    06:58 - Nobody actually likes guards of honour

    08:18 - Arsenal title win reactions

    09:20 - Spurs surviving relegation and West Ham going down

    10:41 - Bizarre celebrations get called out

    11:20 - Odegaard dragging Arteta into the celebrations

    11:53 - Ollie Watkins partying before scoring a brace at Man City

    12:51 - End of season review officially starts

    14:31 …

  29. EP. 403 | That Terry Butcher Episode: Maradona’s Hand Of God, Italia ’90 Stories & Bloodied Shirts

    20 mei 2026 · 1 uur 9 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by one of England’s toughest ever players… Terry Butcher. Lees meer

    From THAT iconic blood-soaked shirt to facing Diego Maradona at the height of his powers, Terry takes us right inside the chaos, passion, and brutality of football in the 80s and 90s.

    The lads dive deep into Italia 90, the legendary England dressing room, Gazza stories, Bobby Robson’s management style, and why Terry believes modern football has “gone soft”. There’s also incredible insight into what it actually felt like playing against Maradona during the infamous Hand of God match in 1986 — including what happened when Terry confronted him afterwards.

    Away from football, Terry opens up emotionally about his son Christopher, his battle with PTSD after serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the powerful ITV documentary Invisible Wounds. It’s one of the most honest and moving conversations we’ve ever had on the podcast.

    Plus: shirt-swapping disasters, Escape To Victory, Dwight Yorke in Australia, and why footballers should stop pulling their socks down.

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    00:00 - Eurovision chat and Wembley FA Cup stories

    02:04 - Chris and Sids wind Pete up about Wembley

    03:55 - John Terry sends Pete a Ruud Gullit surprise video

    05:26 - Terry Butcher joins the podcast

    06:25 - Inside the legendary Italia 90 England camp

    08:03 - Why England never expected to win Italia 90

    09:24 - England trainin…

  30. CLASSIC CLIPS | The BIZARRE Transfer Story Involving Les Ferdinand, Turkey & Margaret Thatcher?!

    18 mei 2026 · 8 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, Les Ferdinand looks back on the surprise move to Turkey that completely transformed his career. Lees meer

    After struggling with injuries and self-doubt following his move from non-league football to QPR, Les explains how a loan spell at Besiktas changed his mentality forever.

    The former England striker opens up on dealing with imposter syndrome, adapting to life in Turkey, and the pressure of suddenly playing in front of packed stadiums after coming from reserve football.

    Les also reveals the incredible story behind scoring over 20 goals in Turkey, how the experience gave him the confidence to believe he belonged at the top level, and the bizarre moment the Turkish Prime Minister reportedly tried to help keep him at the club permanently by writing a letter to Margaret Thatcher!

    If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/AZzBk2lPovg?si=9XtpMNguwcQC3-GA

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  31. EP. 402 | That Listener Mail Episode: “Open Top Bus For SECOND Place!” - Our Most HEATED Games Gone?

    13 mei 2026 · 1 uur 2 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive headfirst into one of the wildest Listener Mail episodes yet — and absolutely nothing is off limits. From pink eye, polyps and footballers wearing makeup on live TV… to whether finishing SECOND deserves an open-top bus parade, the lads somehow manage to cover it all. Lees meer

    There’s chaos as the boys debate if modern football has officially gone soft, including refs with trendy haircuts, xG nerds, shirt-off celebrations, and whether heading could eventually disappear from the game entirely. Plus, a listener’s all-time “Games Gone” rant sparks one of the funniest football debates they’ve had in ages.

    Elsewhere, Pete reveals his secret childhood career working in his grandad’s butcher shop, the Wealdstone Raider officially dumps Chris for Crouchy, and there’s an unbelievable story involving someone legally named after the entire 1979 Liverpool team.

    The lads also react to bizarre old-school footballer tweets, discuss marathon punishments for the Football League, rank Aussie icons in a “Down Under Vanarama,” and preview the FA Cup Final with the help of Chris’ wife Ria — who might actually be better at predictions than all three of them combined.

    It’s listener mail at its absolute finest: ridiculous football chat, nostalgia, complete nonsense, and plenty of classic pod chaos.

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Intro, makeup chat & Chris’ pink eye reveal

    03:15 - Polyps, bllocks & why the lads do this to themselves

    04:27 - Fans listening to the pod on the London Underground

    05:12 - Shin pad injury update & the listener who got slashed

    06:02 - Does SECOND place deserve an open-top bus parade?

    07:18 - Playoff winners vs automatic promotion debate

    08:50 - The Wealdstone Raider officially dumps Chris

    10:22 - Will the Wealdstone Raider come on the podcast?

    11:45 - Sponsored Segment with England

    15:52 - Download the England app!

    19:01 - Listener Mail officially begins

    19:21 - The unbelievable football sh…

  32. CLASSIC CLIPS | The Night Ronaldinho Taught Joe Cole A Brutal Lesson & Mourinho’s RUTHLESS Chelsea

    11 mei 2026 · 8 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Joe Cole joins the lads to reflect on the ruthless standards set by Jose Mourinho during Chelsea’s glory years, including the brutal lesson he learned after facing Ronaldinho and Barcelona at the Nou Camp. Lees meer

    Joe opens up on Mourinho’s obsession with tactical discipline, the fear factor inside the dressing room, and the savage man-management techniques that kept Chelsea’s squad on edge.

    The former England international also shares hilarious stories from his first ever England call-up at just 18 years old, including meeting legends like David Beckham, Paul Scholes and Tony Adams, as well as witnessing Kevin Keegan resign after England’s defeat to Germany at the old Wembley.

    Elsewhere, Joe breaks down one of football’s most painful and underappreciated jobs — being the designated “charger” in the wall — and why taking a free-kick to the face was sometimes the easy option.

    If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/jBJh3GjgFUE

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  33. EP. 401 | That 401st Episode: The Most Chaotic Episode Yet, Mystery Guests & MAD Dressing Room Tales

    6 mei 2026 · 1 uur 28 min

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    On this week’s 401st episode special of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris celebrate hitting an unbelievable milestone… by completely losing control of the show. Lees meer

    First up is Portsmouth legend and cult hero Kit Man Kev, who delivers an all-time segment. From washing players’ kits for cash, to lifting sofas over balconies, to wild dressing room stories and boxing sessions with players — Kev gives a brutally honest take on how football has changed, why “the game’s gone,” and what modern players are missing.

    Next in is Nortei Nortey, where the lads are immediately apologetic for a previous episode’s “funny name” antics… Nortei brings a different footballing perspective with stories from his career, connections to the lads, and a look into Dagenham & Redbridge’s recent takeover.

    Then things take another left turn as Felix White (The Maccabees) joins — blending football, music, and podcasting worlds. There’s talk of FA Cup obsession, crossover culture, and even a cheeky callback to Crouchy previously slagging off his podcast… before Felix quite literally plays the episode out with a fantastic live musical moment.

    No script, no structure — just three surprise guests, unbelievable stories, and a 401st episode special that proves sometimes the best episodes are the ones where nobody knows what’s coming next.

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Intro & 401 episode milestone explained

    03:00 - Reflecting on podcast origins & early days

    04:00 - The “Peteroni” glass reveal (long pint glass)

    05:00 - First pour attempt goes horribly wrong

    06:30 - Cheers to 401!

    07:30 - Classic podcast memories & catchphrases

    08:30 - Story: Crouch getting recognised post-retirement

    09:30 - Glass-making video & behind-the-scenes reaction

    11:30 - Attempting to “split the P”

    13:00 - Format reveal: mystery guests with blindfolds

    14:00 - Old VHS footage introduced

    14:30 - Young Crouchy’s Chelsea interview clip reaction

    15:30 - Ball boy footage & early career nostalgia

    16:50 - Transition …

  34. CLASSIC CLIPS | Ramsdale On The SECRET Goalkeeper Tactics At Arsenal & The Most PARCHED For Arteta?

    4 mei 2026 · 8 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, former Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale joined the lads to break down the evolving role of the modern goalkeeper and how the position has become more influential than ever. Ramsdale lifted the lid on his relationship with manager Mikel Arteta, explaining how he’s given responsibility to dictate play and make key decisions during build-up phases. Lees meer

    The conversation dives into the tactical details behind set pieces, including the increasingly popular “draft excluder” role, with Ramsdale offering a goalkeeper’s perspective on why it’s used, when it matters, and how it can impact the outcome of free kicks.

    He also shares insight into communication within the squad, the intelligence of teammates like Martin Ødegaard, and the growing importance of goalkeepers in shaping a team’s overall strategy.

    But most importantly… who was the most parched?

    If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/b9ftLa8_nDU?si=ieykWFS-X11g78Sp

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  35. EP. 400 | That James Milner Episode: Elite Mentality, Dressing Room Truths & RECORD-Breaking Career!

    29 april 2026 · 1 uur 38 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Premier League legend James Milner — and it’s every bit as honest, chaotic, and insightful as you’d expect. From breaking appearance records to being labelled “boring,” Milner opens up on the mentality that’s kept him at the top for over two decades. Lees meer

    He takes us right back to his Leeds debut at just 16, the brutal dressing room culture that shaped him, and the surreal transition from academy kid to first-team regular. The conversation dives deep into his time at Newcastle and Aston Villa, before lifting the lid on the madness at Manchester City — big egos, training ground bust-ups, and the relentless fight to stay in the team amid £30m signings every summer.

    Milner also shares incredible insight into Liverpool’s transformation under Jürgen Klopp — from early disappointments to building a title-winning machine — revealing the intensity, leadership, and culture that powered one of the most dominant teams in Premier League history.

    There’s also plenty of classic pod chaos: dressing room pranks, wild fines, and stories that perfectly sum up why Milner is one of football’s most respected pros. After Milner departs, the lads wrap things up with a Paddy Power segment and this week’s Chaos Card, making some very questionable “phone a friend” calls…

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Intro, chaos & podcast return

    00:14 - Testicular cancer awareness message

    00:48 - Giveaway winner & merch chat

    02:26 - Milner joins the pod

    03:00 - “Boring Milner” label explained

    03:38 - Breaking the appearance record

    05:16 - Dealing with attention & praise

    06:44 - Avoiding the limelight

    08:12 - Fitness, longevity & elite standards

    10:03 - Dad’s influence & mentality

    10:36 - Old-school Leeds dressing room culture

    12:18 - Leadership & helping younger players

    14:46 - Debut at 16 for Leeds

    16:01 - First team training shock

    00:17:37 - Premier League debut story

    19:29 - Dressing room pranks & chaos

    21:41 …

  36. CLASSIC CLIPS | Jermain Defoe's SECRET Timing Tip To Build ELITE Finishers & Using it in Management

    27 april 2026 · 7 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, former England international and Premier League striker Jermain Defoe joins the lads to break down the fine margins that define elite goal scorers. Lees meer

    Widely regarded as one of the most natural finishers of his generation, Defoe reflects on his early days at West Ham, where he learned crucial lessons from club legend Ian Wright.

    Defoe reveals the specific training ground drills that shaped his movement in the box, including a brutal but effective method Wright used to improve his timing and composure.

    He explains why most young forwards make the same costly mistake—arriving too early—and how mastering movement and patience can dramatically increase goal-scoring chances.

    The conversation also touches on modern strikers like Erling Haaland, the evolution of the game, and how Defoe began transitioning into coaching at Tottenham’s academy.

    Since this episode was recorded, Defoe has taken the next step in his journey and is now the manager of Woking—making this a fascinating look back at the early ideas and influences shaping his approach to management today.

    If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/YI4YecuoXP8

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  37. EP. 399 | That Ben Foster Episode: GoPro Fines, Refusing a Final & Man United Pressure

    22 april 2026 · 1 uur 16 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by former Watford, Wrexham, Man Utd and England goalkeeper turned YouTube trailblazer Ben Foster — and it’s safe to say this one is packed with absolute chaos. Lees meer

    Fozzy lifts the lid on life inside some of football’s biggest dressing rooms, from the relentless intensity of Sir Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United to the pressure of making one mistake at the very top level. He opens up about the moments that shaped his career, including refusing to play in an FA Cup final, getting battered 6–0… and somehow still finding a way to laugh about it.

    We also dive deep into the story behind the GoPro — the idea that changed football content forever — including the backlash, dressing room reactions, and the fines he received from clubs for showing too much.

    There’s also incredible insight into Wrexham’s rise under Ryan Reynolds & Rob Mac, including promotion celebrations, behind-the-scenes stories, and one of the most iconic penalty saves in recent football history.

    Plus, we get into goalkeeper psychology, “parched” players, dressing room politics, and what really separates those who make it at the very top… from those who don’t.

    And there’s this week’s Chaos Card, and a slightly chaotic solo finish from Crouchy himself to top it all off.

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Intro, holidays & random chat

    02:15 - Crouchy’s old VHS tapes & ball boy story

    04:30 - Fear of what’s recorded on old tapes

    06:40 - Introducing Ben Foster

    10:30 - Podcasting as a footballer & inspiration

    13:30 - “Parched” players & dressing room stories

    15:00 - England camps & squad dynamics

    18:30 - Refusing to play in FA Cup final

    20:30 - Kepa situation & goalkeeper decisions

    21:30 - Origin of the GoPro idea

    24:50 - Players reacting to the camera

    25:50 - Hiding bad performances from YouTube

    27:00 - Getting fined for GoPro content

    28:30 - Social media evolution in football

    29:30 - Retirement & Wrexham return

    31:00 - Rya…

  38. CLASSIC CLIPS | Wayne Bridge - "I Was Subbed On Hungover!" Hilarious Party Stories & Abramovic's Jet

    20 april 2026 · 8 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, former Chelsea, Manchester City and England left-back Wayne Bridge joins the lads to reveal some of the most unbelievable stories from his career. Lees meer

    Bridge opens up on the horrific leg break that sidelined him, the superstitions he swore by, and the surreal moment Roman Abramovich flew him home on a private jet.

    He also shares a chaotic behind-the-scenes story from his time at Man City, admitting he once drank the minibar dry the night before a game—only to be unexpectedly called into action.

    From dressing room banter to fines, injuries, and wild off-pitch moments, this is a brutally honest look at life as a Premier League footballer.

    If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/PhrF_CMIjUc?si=wMm1v8fvNz4iwrd8

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  39. EP. 398 | That Liverpool Legends Episode: Thiago, Reina & Rush - “Modern Players Are Over-Coached”

    15 april 2026 · 1 uur 7 min

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, it’s a full-blown Liverpool legends special as Crouchy parks up in the iconic Liverpool Sky Bar for a series of unforgettable chats with some of the biggest names in football. Lees meer

    First up, Thiago Alcântara — former Barcelona, Bayern Munich, and Liverpool midfielder — breaks down the art of controlling a game, reveals why modern football might be over-coached, and names the greatest players he’s shared a pitch with, including Andrés Iniesta and Bobby Firmino. His insight into tempo, creativity, and football intelligence is as sharp as you’d expect from one of the most technically gifted midfielders of his generation.

    Next, Liverpool cult hero Pepe Reina joins the lads to reflect on his incredible Anfield career, from Golden Glove dominance to dressing room culture. Now a coach, Reina shares what it really takes to build team spirit, adapt to new environments, and why Liverpool’s atmosphere is unlike anything else in football.

    We also hear from Matt Parish, Director of the LFC Foundation, who lifts the lid on the staggering impact the club is having off the pitch — supporting tens of thousands of people, tackling inequality, and raising over £1 million through the legends match alone.

    Finally, Liverpool’s all-time top scorer and Welsh icon Ian Rush sits down to talk legacy, goal scoring records, and why the Premier League era has changed how greatness is remembered. From Salah comparisons to global fandom, Rush gives a fascinating perspective on what it means to represent Liverpool.

    Back in the studio, the lads react to the chats, all hell breaks loose in the Paddy Power predictions with the introduction of “Chaos Cards,” and they somehow manage to circle it all back to omelettes, shin pads, and classic Crouchy nonsense…

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Holiday catch-up & elite omelette appreciation

    02:04 - Wine tasting nonsense & restaurant rituals

    04:12 - Easter break, golf & beach football recap

    05:06 - Giffgaff chaos …

  40. CLASSIC CLIPS | Steven Gerrard Admits “I Didn’t Appreciate It Enough” During Liverpool Career

    13 april 2026 · 8 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this clip from last year’s Liverpool Legends episode, Steven Gerrard joins the lads to reflect on the realities of life at the very top with Liverpool—and what it truly cost him. Lees meer

    The Liverpool icon opens up on the relentless pressure of representing his boyhood club, admitting he may not have fully appreciated his career in the moment due to the intensity and expectations that came with it. Gerrard also shares how stepping away from management has allowed him to rediscover normal life, from spending time with family to simply enjoying the freedom he rarely had during his playing days.

    He looks back on the unforgettable highs—including his Anfield debut and iconic moments like Istanbul—while also revealing the mental toll of living and breathing football in a city where “everything is red.” Gerrard also discusses leadership, setting standards at Liverpool, and the responsibility he felt as captain to uphold the club’s elite mentality.

    With this year’s Liverpool Legends episode just around the corner, this is a perfect chance to revisit one of the game’s greatest midfielders in a rare, honest reflection on career, pressure, and life after football.

    If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKAuoKEjYhc

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  41. EP. 397 | That Jürgen Klopp Episode: Life after Liverpool, RETURNING To Management & Salah's farewell!

    8 april 2026 · 48 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete sits down with one of football’s most iconic managers… Jurgen Klopp. Lees meer

    From arriving in Liverpool to building one of the most exciting teams the Premier League has ever seen, Klopp opens up on EVERYTHING — the highs, the heartbreak, and the moments that defined his legacy.

    He reflects on falling in love with the city, the reality of “failing big,” and how togetherness became the foundation of Liverpool’s success. There’s insight into THAT front three, the importance of players like James Milner, and the relentless mentality that drove Mo Salah to world-class levels.

    Klopp also gives a rare look into life as a manager — dealing with unhappy players, creating belief, and why sometimes… you need to make players angry to make them better.

    We also ask the big question.. do you miss it all?

    Plus, we get stuck into World Cup predictions, Harry Kane’s evolution, and of course… things take a classic Crouchy turn with shin pads, mobile networks, and some unexpected Giffgaff slander.

    After the Klopp chat, Pete, Sids and Chris break it all down — from what makes Klopp so special, to just how close Liverpool came to complete domination.

    This is a MASSIVE episode. Insight, laughs, and one of football’s greatest personalities at his very best.

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Intro: Klopp special announced

    00:31 - Jurgen Klopp joins the podcast

    01:35 - First impressions of Liverpool & the city

    02:56 - Klopp’s early days and being recognised instantly

    04:09 - Falling in love with Liverpool

    05:28 - Reflecting on success, failure & legacy

    06:43 - The pressure of winning the Premier League

    07:09 - Why success takes time in football

    08:10 - The Coutinho sale & building the squad

    09:11 - How Liverpool’s midfield held everything together

    10:49 - Squad depth & “big moment” players

    11:36 - Managing unhappy players & keeping morale high

    12:47 - Klopp on mentality monsters

    13:00 - Why James Milner was so important

    14:29 - The…

  42. CLASSIC CLIPS | Niall Horan on Being a “Wonderkid” And One Direction vs. The Beatles Comparisons?!

    6 april 2026 · 13 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Niall Horan sits down with the lads to reflect on the surreal rise from “wonderkid” expectations to global superstardom with One Direction, and the unique pressures that come with being compared to icons like The Beatles. Lees meer

    Niall opens up about how there was “no blueprint” for handling that level of fame, especially when breaking America at such a young age, and recalls the exact moment he realised just how big things had become.

    The conversation dives into the realities of life on tour, from the chaos of constant travel to staying grounded and present while performing across the world. Niall also shares his ambitions beyond music — including what a Grammy nomination would mean to him — and how he measures success in an industry often compared to football’s biggest prizes.

    Away from the spotlight, Niall explains how golf became his “great escape” from fame, offering rare moments of peace away from fans and media frenzy. With funny behind-the-scenes stories, reflections on pressure, and honest insight into life at the top, this clip reveals a side of global stardom few get to see.

    If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here:

    https://youtu.be/_NUIj_j1IfI

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  43. EP. 396 | Dermot Kennedy: “You Have To Be DELUDED!” – From Busking to Sold Out Stadiums OVERNIGHT?!

    1 april 2026 · 1 uur 13 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by global chart-topper Dermot Kennedy for a wide-ranging chat that blends football culture with life on the road as one of the world’s biggest touring artists. From busking on the streets of Dublin to selling out the Aviva Stadium, Dermot opens up about the grind behind his rise, the self-doubt before album releases, and why live performances still mean everything to him. Lees meer

    The lads dive into Dermot’s deep love for football, growing up as a Manchester United fan inspired by Roy Keane, and his unforgettable experiences playing Soccer Aid alongside legends like Wayne Rooney, Rivaldo, and Carlos Tevez. There’s also a brilliant crossover between music and football as they compare elite mentality, confidence, and what separates the very best from the rest.

    We also get a hilarious (and slightly chaotic) guitar lesson for Sids as he prepares for a potential live performance at Finsbury Park, plus a stunning live acoustic performance from Dermot that completely stops the room.

    After Dermot heads off, Pete and Sids regroup to debrief Pete’s participation in another Liverpool Legends match, the Paddy Power predictions, and life without Chris—who’s conveniently on holiday…

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Podcast intro & Sid’s “popstar” identity crisis

    03:10 - Wild guest booking stories & big names teased

    05:10 - Phone network XI & absurd football chat

    07:45 - Dermot Kennedy joins the podcast

    09:00 - Touring with global superstars & live show pressure

    10:45 - New album nerves & self-doubt before release

    12:00 - Busking in Dublin & early arrogance

    14:00 - Music industry vs old-school artistry debate

    16:00 - Irish music culture & live performance roots

    17:30 - Football fandom & Roy Keane stories

    19:00 - Meeting Roy Keane & brutal fan encounters

    22:00 - Playing football growing up & mental escape

    23:30 - Soccer Aid stories & facing elite pros

    27:30 - Playing Old Trafford & halftime performan…

  44. CLASSIC CLIPS | Rio Ferdinand: “He’d RIP Your Head Off” — Inside Ferguson’s Ruthless Standards

    30 maart 2026 · 10 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Rio Ferdinand reflects on his unforgettable first meeting with Sir Alex Ferguson, revealing the intimidation, psychology, and presence that defined Manchester United’s legendary manager. Lees meer

    From a surreal hotel encounter that felt carefully staged, to Ferguson’s surprisingly warm pitch that convinced Rio to join the club, this is a rare insight into how one conversation helped secure a British record transfer.

    Rio also opens up on the reality of life under Sir Alex — from the shift in personality once you crossed onto the training pitch, to the ruthless standards, explosive half-time bollockings, and the relentless winning mentality that drove Manchester United’s dominance.

    He shares behind-the-scenes details on dressing room culture, training ground intensity, and why respect for Ferguson went far beyond fear.

    This is a fascinating look at what it truly took to succeed under one of football’s greatest managers, and the mindset required to survive at the very top.

    If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here:

    https://youtu.be/OYMXtCgwtS0?si=jvSL3g6uLrs8uV2S

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  45. EP. 395 | Ranking More “Game’s Gone” Moments - Chelsea’s Ref Huddle & Digital Match Programmes?!

    25 maart 2026 · 54 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into another chaotic round of your “Game’s Gone” submissions—and nothing is safe. Lees meer

    From Chelsea’s baffling centre-circle huddle (with the referee somehow stuck in the middle of it) to the death of printed matchday programmes, the lads dissect the modern game’s strangest trends with their usual mix of nostalgia and disbelief.

    There’s outrage over “starter and finisher” terminology, confusion around American-style commentary creeping into football, and a proper debate on whether football is quietly losing its identity.

    The boys also stumble into some all-time ridiculous footballer names, explore bizarre football simulator games, and question whether players today are a bit too… well moisturised.

    Plus, Crouchy gears up for a Liverpool Legends return at Anfield—with big plans to bring back proper shin pads.

    Packed with listener submissions, strong opinions, and plenty of laughs, this episode asks the big question once again: has the game well and truly gone?

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Podcast intro & chaotic start

    02:10 - The bespoke pint glass debate begins

    04:12 - Glassblowing idea takes over

    06:05 - Urban Dictionary football names chat

    08:05 - “Have a look at yourself” card

    09:05 - Chelsea’s centre-circle huddle controversy

    11:00 - Referee standing in the huddle debate

    12:45 - Why players might start disrupting it

    14:05 - Worst footballer names ever

    15:40 - American-style commentary in football

    17:10 - “Power play” confusion story

    18:40 - Season ticket pricing idea discussion

    20:05 - Kick-off traditions disappearing

    22:10 - Bizarre kick-off tactics breakdown

    24:05 - VAR simulator game discovery

    27:15 - Referee merch… who is buying it?!

    30:20 - Souvenir ticket controversy

    32:05 - Death of matchday programmes

    34:10 - “Starters and finishers” debate

    35:30 - Old-school defenders vs modern game

    37:10 - Hair products & “Lego helmet” players

    38:40 - Face cream i…

  46. CLASSIC CLIPS | What’s In a Premier League Striker’s Contact? Crouchy On The REALITY Of Goal Bonuses

    23 maart 2026 · 9 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Crouchy dives into the details of his contract during his time at Stoke City, revealing the realities behind goal bonuses in top-flight football. Lees meer

    Crouch breaks down a clause that rewarded him for hitting double figures in a season, and reflects on the pressure, mentality, and decision-making that comes with it — including whether players ever act selfishly in pursuit of financial incentives. He opens up on dressing room dynamics, the psychology of strikers in front of goal, and why he insists money was never his primary motivation on the pitch.

    The conversation also expands into how modern football has changed, with astronomical wages and bonuses potentially shifting player motivations, as well as a hilarious debate on whether defenders deserve bonuses at all — and why football contracts might be more complicated than they seem.

    If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here:

    https://youtu.be/mNnOkeQbigA?si=tCx0cvXFcJiBjz8Q

    Chumbawamba

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  47. EP. 394 | Danny Dyer Gets BRUTALLY Honest: West Ham’s Decline, Fake Big Club Fans & Spurs Relegation

    20 maart 2026 · 1 uur 12 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by actor, lifelong West Ham fan, and all-round football obsessive Danny Dyer—and it gets properly lively. Lees meer

    From the moment he walks in, Danny brings unfiltered opinions on modern football, tearing into everything from agents and player loyalty to the state of fan culture today. He opens up about his latest film, where he plays a ruthless football agent, revealing just how accurate (and brutal) that world really is behind the scenes.

    The conversation dives deep into West Ham’s rollercoaster journey, including that unforgettable Conference League win, the pain of leaving Upton Park, and why some players simply don’t care enough when relegation is on the line. Danny doesn’t hold back either on fans switching clubs, calling out what he sees as a growing disconnect in the game.

    There’s also chaos, of course—caravan parks, phone networks, McDonald’s debates, and one of the most random tangents the pod has ever seen.

    And once Danny heads off, the lads wrap things up with Cheltenham stories, Premier League predictions, and the usual end-of-show madness.

    If you like your football chat honest, raw, and very funny… this one’s for you.

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Intro & Cris’ birthday chaos

    02:10 - McDonald’s XI & football banter

    04:12 - Captain armbands in everyday jobs

    06:25 - Best motorway services debate

    08:30 - McDonald’s horror stories & late-night cravings

    09:31 - Danny Dyer joins the podcast

    10:45 - New film explained: football agent role

    12:05 - “Agents are powerful… and not nice”

    13:30 - Acting method & career reflections

    15:10 - Filming alone for 10 days straight

    16:40 - Singing scene chaos & improvisation

    18:00 - Football Factory & early career impact

    21:10 - Growing up around football culture

    23:00 - “You can’t choose your football club”

    24:40 - Modern football fan criticism

    27:30 - West Ham Conference League win reaction

    29:10 - West Ham ownership & club frustrati…

  48. SNEAK PEAK | Danny Dyer Becomes a Desperate Football Agent With Nothing Left…

    13 maart 2026 · 7 min

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    SNEAK PEEK: In this clip, Danny Dyer joins the lads to break down his latest film role, where he plays a desperate football agent fighting to keep his career alive. Lees meer

    Danny explains how his new film explored the darker side of the football agent world — the ruthless negotiations, the lack of loyalty in the game, and the pressure that comes with chasing the next big deal.

    He lifts the lid on the character he plays: a man fresh out of rehab, clinging onto his final client while his life slowly unravels over the course of a tense, one-room drama shot in Dublin. Danny also reflects on the craft of acting after more than three decades in the industry, addressing the perception that he “just plays himself” and why, for him, the real measure of an actor is simple — getting hired and delivering the job.

    From the brutal realities of football agents to the challenge of carrying an entire film largely alone on screen, Danny reveals why this role pushed him in ways he hadn’t experienced before — and why it might be one of the performances he’s most proud of.

    Be sure to go and see ‘One Last Deal’ in cinemas now!

    Chumbawamba

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  49. EP. 363 | Harry Wilson: "Everything Silva Promised, Happened." Fulham On FIRE & Wales World Cup Hope

    11 maart 2026 · 1 uur 17 min

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    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by Fulham’s in-form winger and Welsh international Harry Wilson — and there are some unbelievable stories behind his rise. Lees meer

    Harry opens up about the incredible moment his grandad placed a £50 bet on him to play for Wales when he was just 18 months old — a punt that eventually paid out £125,000 when Harry made his debut years later. It’s a story so good it genuinely sounds like a film.

    The conversation also dives into Harry’s journey through Liverpool’s academy, signing his first contract at just nine years old, and learning from elite players like James Milner, Adam Lallana, Mohamed Salah, and Roberto Firmino in Jurgen Klopp’s first-team training sessions.

    Harry explains the reality of the loan system in football, including the tough spell that nearly derailed his career before a confidence rebuild back at Liverpool helped turn things around.

    There are also brilliant insights into the Wales national team, including what it was like playing alongside Gareth Bale and Aaron Ramsey, the electric atmosphere of the Welsh anthem, how Craig Bellamy’s strict standards are shaping the new generation, and Harry reveals his personal favourite goal ever — a stunning free kick at Old Trafford for Derby County.

    On top of that, there are of course some classic Crouch pod shenanigans, such as Sid’s surreal story about drinking Bollinger with Brazilian Ronaldo on a ski trip, debating the correct size of shin pads, and Crouchy settles the confusion around a recently surfaced video of him and Messi’s 1v1 in Croydon…

    Chumbawamba

    00:00 - Subscribe song & Intro

    01:21 - The “wrong glass for drinks” debate

    03:30 - Sid’s ski trip and meeting Brazilian Ronaldo

    06:20 - Asking Ronaldo what phone network he’s on

    08:45 - Ski trip stories continue

    10:48 - Harry Wilson joins the podcast

    11:30 - Harry’s incredible season at Fulham

    12:50 - Palace or Spurs goal – his favourite this season

    13:45 - Listening to the p…

  50. CLASSIC CLIPS | Carragher & Crouchy: The BRUTAL Liverpool Mentality That Never Let Us Enjoy Winning

    9 maart 2026 · 12 min

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    FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, Jamie Carragher and Peter Crouch share hilarious stories from inside the Liverpool dressing room, including the moment Crouchy embarrassed himself by unknowingly fancying Xabi Alonso’s partner. Lees meer

    The lads also dive into the elite mentality required to succeed at the very top of football. Carragher reflects on the relentless standards at Liverpool and with England, playing alongside legends like Steven Gerrard, John Terry, Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney, and why winning games was never enough when the ultimate goal was lifting trophies in May.

    They relive the pressure of competing for Champions League glory, giving a brilliant insight into the mindset and culture inside one of football’s biggest clubs.

    If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here:

    https://youtu.be/DnUpqQWob7w?si=GSNN4nc29vag6gG7

    Chumbawamba

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