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No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
9 juni 2017 · 40 min
In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
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No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
2 juni 2017 · 43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
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No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
26 mei 2017 · 45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
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No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
19 mei 2017 · 30 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
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No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
11 mei 2017 · 46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
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No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
5 mei 2017 · 52 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
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No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
28 april 2017 · 48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
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No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
21 april 2017 · 38 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
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No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
13 april 2017 · 45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
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No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
7 april 2017 · 39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
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No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
31 maart 2017 · 44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
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No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
24 maart 2017 · 41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
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No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
17 maart 2017 · 39 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
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No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
10 maart 2017 · 38 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
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No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
4 maart 2017 · 42 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
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No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
24 februari 2017 · 39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
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No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
17 februari 2017 · 43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
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No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
10 februari 2017 · 37 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
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No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
3 februari 2017 · 38 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
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No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
27 januari 2017 · 35 min
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
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No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
20 januari 2017 · 29 min
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
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No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
13 januari 2017 · 37 min
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
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No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
6 januari 2017 · 49 min
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
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No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
30 december 2016 · 33 min
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
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No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
23 december 2016 · 31 min
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
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No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
16 december 2016 · 35 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
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No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
9 december 2016 · 32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
2 december 2016 · 34 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
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No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
25 november 2016 · 42 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
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No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
18 november 2016 · 42 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
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No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
12 november 2016 · 37 min
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
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No Such Thing As Fluff Island
4 november 2016 · 37 min
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
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No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
28 oktober 2016 · 39 min
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
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No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
22 oktober 2016 · 36 min
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
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No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
14 oktober 2016 · 41 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
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No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
7 oktober 2016 · 36 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
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No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
30 september 2016 · 37 min
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
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No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
24 september 2016 · 45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
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No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
16 september 2016 · 41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
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No Such Thing As Train Jam
9 september 2016 · 38 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
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No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
2 september 2016 · 36 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
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No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
26 augustus 2016 · 36 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
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No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
19 augustus 2016 · 31 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
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No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
12 augustus 2016 · 35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
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No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
5 augustus 2016 · 32 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
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No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
29 juli 2016 · 33 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
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No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
22 juli 2016 · 35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
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No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
15 juli 2016 · 35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
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No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
8 juli 2016 · 34 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
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No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
1 juli 2016 · 34 min
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.