No Such Thing As A Fish

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  1. No Such Thing As A Lobster War

    11 mei 2018 · 36 min

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    Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.

  2. No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team

    4 mei 2018 · 45 min

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    Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.

  3. No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat

    27 april 2018 · 37 min

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    Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.

  4. No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators

    20 april 2018 · 45 min

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    Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.

  5. No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh

    14 april 2018 · 44 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.

  6. No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River

    6 april 2018 · 48 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.

  7. No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table

    30 maart 2018 · 38 min

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    Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.

  8. No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole

    23 maart 2018 · 42 min

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    Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.

  9. No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief

    23 maart 2018 · 36 min

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    Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.

  10. No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction

    9 maart 2018 · 38 min

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    Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.

  11. No Such Thing As A Pig In Court

    2 maart 2018 · 41 min

    Afspelen

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.

  12. No Such Thing As The Number Six

    23 februari 2018 · 49 min

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    Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.

  13. No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly

    16 februari 2018 · 41 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.

  14. No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly

    9 februari 2018 · 39 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.

  15. No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake

    2 februari 2018 · 43 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.

  16. No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival

    26 januari 2018 · 51 min

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    Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.

  17. No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen

    19 januari 2018 · 52 min

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    Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.

  18. No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat

    12 januari 2018 · 38 min

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    Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.

  19. No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia

    6 januari 2018 · 48 min

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    Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.

  20. No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017

    29 december 2017 · 1 uur 20 min

    Afspelen

    All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!

  21. Merry Fishmas!

    25 december 2017 · 38 min

    Afspelen

    A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.

  22. No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees

    22 december 2017 · 36 min

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    A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich

  23. No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream

    15 december 2017 · 36 min

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    Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.

  24. No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake

    8 december 2017 · 35 min

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    Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.

  25. No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile

    1 december 2017 · 35 min

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    Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.

  26. No Such Thing As Death By Conga

    25 november 2017 · 44 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.

  27. No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats

    17 november 2017 · 41 min

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    Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.

  28. No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel

    10 november 2017 · 44 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.

  29. No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps

    3 november 2017 · 38 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.

  30. No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan

    1 november 2017 · 34 min

    Afspelen

    Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.

  31. No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher

    27 oktober 2017 · 36 min

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    Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.

  32. No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year

    20 oktober 2017 · 41 min

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    Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.

  33. No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election

    13 oktober 2017 · 31 min

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    Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.

  34. No Such Thing As Scottish Snow

    6 oktober 2017 · 45 min

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    Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.

  35. No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries

    29 september 2017 · 40 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.

  36. No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre

    22 september 2017 · 32 min

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    Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.

  37. No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School

    15 september 2017 · 32 min

    Afspelen

    Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.

  38. No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine

    8 september 2017 · 35 min

    Afspelen

    Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.

  39. No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane

    1 september 2017 · 32 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.

  40. No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing

    25 augustus 2017 · 32 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.

  41. No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie

    18 augustus 2017 · 41 min

    Afspelen

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?

  42. No Such Thing As A Barking Spy

    11 augustus 2017 · 42 min

    Afspelen

    Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].

  43. No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar

    4 augustus 2017 · 39 min

    Afspelen

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.

  44. No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings

    28 juli 2017 · 45 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.

  45. No Such Thing As A Manta Ray

    21 juli 2017 · 44 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.

  46. No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor

    14 juli 2017 · 43 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.

  47. No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon

    7 juli 2017 · 51 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.

  48. No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire

    30 juni 2017 · 39 min

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    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.

  49. No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole

    23 juni 2017 · 42 min

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    Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.

  50. No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty

    16 juni 2017 · 40 min

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    Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.