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736 afleveringen, van nieuw naar oud
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No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
19 april 2019 · 40 min
Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
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No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
12 april 2019 · 35 min
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
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No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
5 april 2019 · 36 min
Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
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No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
29 maart 2019 · 35 min
Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
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No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
22 maart 2019 · 38 min
Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
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No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
15 maart 2019 · 34 min
Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
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No Such Thing As Flyagra
8 maart 2019 · 36 min
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
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No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
1 maart 2019 · 43 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
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No Such Thing As A Squilkman
22 februari 2019 · 35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
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No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
15 februari 2019 · 40 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
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No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid
8 februari 2019 · 45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
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No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
1 februari 2019 · 35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
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No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
25 januari 2019 · 40 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
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No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
18 januari 2019 · 41 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
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No Such Thing As An Accidental George
11 januari 2019 · 44 min
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
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No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
4 januari 2019 · 44 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
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No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
28 december 2018 · 36 min
A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
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Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
25 december 2018 · 41 min
Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
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No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
21 december 2018 · 44 min
Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
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No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
14 december 2018 · 41 min
Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
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No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
7 december 2018 · 50 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
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No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
30 november 2018 · 38 min
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
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No Such Thing As A Fishman
23 november 2018 · 1 uur 15 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
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No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
16 november 2018 · 52 min
Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
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No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
9 november 2018 · 54 min
Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
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No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
1 november 2018 · 47 min
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
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No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
26 oktober 2018 · 54 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
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No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
19 oktober 2018 · 32 min
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
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No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
12 oktober 2018 · 34 min
Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
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No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
5 oktober 2018 · 42 min
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
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No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
28 september 2018 · 45 min
Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
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No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
21 september 2018 · 39 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
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No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
14 september 2018 · 46 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
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No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
7 september 2018 · 48 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
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No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
31 augustus 2018 · 35 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
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No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
24 augustus 2018 · 24 min
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
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No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
17 augustus 2018 · 36 min
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
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No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
10 augustus 2018 · 37 min
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
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No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
3 augustus 2018 · 33 min
Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
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No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
27 juli 2018 · 49 min
Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
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No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
20 juli 2018 · 46 min
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
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No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
13 juli 2018 · 45 min
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
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No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
6 juli 2018 · 44 min
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
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No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
29 juni 2018 · 41 min
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
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No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
22 juni 2018 · 42 min
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
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No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
14 juni 2018 · 31 min
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
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No Such Thing As A Million Dots
8 juni 2018 · 46 min
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
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No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
1 juni 2018 · 45 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
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No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
25 mei 2018 · 53 min
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
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No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
18 mei 2018 · 36 min
Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.