No Such Thing As A Fish

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  1. No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel

    27 maart 2020 · 48 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba. Lees meer

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  2. No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut

    20 maart 2020 · 53 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold. Lees meer

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  3. No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi

    13 maart 2020 · 46 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego. Lees meer

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  4. No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram

    6 maart 2020 · 47 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right. Lees meer

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  5. No Such Thing As A Mungmonger

    28 februari 2020 · 48 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action. Lees meer

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  6. No Such Thing As The Best Bubble

    21 februari 2020 · 45 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine. Lees meer

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  7. No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep

    14 februari 2020 · 40 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ. Lees meer

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  8. No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera

    7 februari 2020 · 43 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble. Lees meer

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  9. No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping

    31 januari 2020 · 47 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools. Lees meer

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  10. No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly

    24 januari 2020 · 39 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger. Lees meer

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  11. No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot

    17 januari 2020 · 48 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet. Lees meer

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  12. No Such Thing As Suckling's Column

    10 januari 2020 · 51 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz. Lees meer

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  13. No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus

    3 januari 2020 · 1 uur 21 min

    Afspelen
    Happy New Year! Enjoy a bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit. Lees meer

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  14. Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview

    27 december 2019 · 30 min

    Afspelen
    A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com! Lees meer

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  15. No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque

    25 december 2019 · 48 min

    Afspelen
    Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech. Lees meer

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  16. No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky

    20 december 2019 · 59 min

    Afspelen
    Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe. Lees meer

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  17. No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette

    13 december 2019 · 53 min

    Afspelen
    Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked. Lees meer

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  18. No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba

    6 december 2019 · 46 min

    Afspelen

    Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.

  19. No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga

    29 november 2019 · 39 min

    Afspelen
    Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis. Lees meer

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  20. No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer

    22 november 2019 · 43 min

    Afspelen
    Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum. Lees meer

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  21. No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette

    15 november 2019 · 43 min

    Afspelen
    Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks. Lees meer

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  22. No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week

    8 november 2019 · 53 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird. Lees meer

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  23. No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan

    1 november 2019 · 52 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt. Lees meer

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  24. No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019

    24 oktober 2019 · 52 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket. Lees meer

    The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!

    Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019
    Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633

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  25. No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip

    18 oktober 2019 · 54 min

    Afspelen

    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.

  26. No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine

    11 oktober 2019 · 56 min

    Afspelen

    Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.

  27. No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian

    4 oktober 2019 · 46 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick. Lees meer

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  28. No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport

    27 september 2019 · 48 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender. Lees meer

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  29. No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven

    20 september 2019 · 40 min

    Afspelen
    Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema. Lees meer

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  30. No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi

    13 september 2019 · 37 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly called The Information Mine. Lees meer

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  31. No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall

    6 september 2019 · 49 min

    Afspelen
    Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties. Lees meer

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  32. No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones

    30 augustus 2019 · 39 min

    Afspelen
    Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines. Lees meer

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  33. No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow

    23 augustus 2019 · 38 min

    Afspelen
    Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry. Lees meer

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  34. No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew

    16 augustus 2019 · 42 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.

  35. No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow

    9 augustus 2019 · 38 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.

  36. No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear

    2 augustus 2019 · 42 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.

  37. No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor

    26 juli 2019 · 41 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.

  38. No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid

    19 juli 2019 · 49 min

    Afspelen

    Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.

  39. No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero

    12 juli 2019 · 39 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.

  40. No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat

    5 juli 2019 · 40 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.

  41. No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe

    28 juni 2019 · 46 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.

  42. No Such Thing As A Polite Baby

    21 juni 2019 · 43 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.

  43. No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat

    14 juni 2019 · 38 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.

  44. No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring

    7 juni 2019 · 44 min

    Afspelen

    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.

  45. No Such Thing As A Safe Robot

    31 mei 2019 · 38 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.

  46. No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES

    24 mei 2019 · 39 min

    Afspelen

    Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.

  47. No Such Thing As Singing The Sport

    17 mei 2019 · 38 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.

  48. No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness

    10 mei 2019 · 46 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.

  49. No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs

    3 mei 2019 · 36 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.

  50. No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign

    26 april 2019 · 40 min

    Afspelen

    Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.