2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Fun With Foreign Slurs | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
30 juni 2025 · 1 uur 9 min
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They spiral into career-ending scandals — Ray Rice, Aaron Hernandez, Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson, and Hitler — and debate whether being talented enough erases your crimes. Plus: the Oceangate sub disaster, a fisherman who supposedly ate his friend, and a fascinating discussion about racist costumes, slurs, and Bert turning purple in a sauna. Also: plutonium, bad names, the lady versions of both bears, and how throwing your wife through a window could be noble. Classic Bear chaos.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 295
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:58 - DMV Hotties & Beefing With Kids
00:10:07 - Women & Children First
00:17:53 - Shame, Mel Gibson, & Lance Armstrong
00:24:57 - Famous People Committing Crimes
00:35:32 - Would You Rather?
00:39:13 - War Documentaries
00:44:48 - Slurs In Other Languages
00:53:44 - Names & The Studio Beef
00:59:11 - Japan & Uranium
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Kinky Kings w/ Jim Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
23 juni 2025 · 1 uur 11 min
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by the legendary Jim Norton! The bears dive into Jim’s brand new special, why he no longer wants to be a cuck, and what it’s like to live shamelessly — including some very NSFW stories from Brazil.
Tom and Jim cover everything from a friendly Hitler and war documentaries to bombing onstage and the dark side of stand-up. They check out clips of Orson Welles’ drunk ad reads and William Shatner being difficult during a recording, and discuss JFK conspiracies, before pivoting to the power of charismatic maniacs like Jeffrey Epstein. Plus, Tom confronts his own comedy insecurities and Jim shares some Patrice O'Neal stories and breaks down the wildest moments from his years in radio. You don’t want to miss this one!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 294
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:38 - It's Hitler Summer
00:05:41 - Comedy Special Edits, Self-Hatred, & Narcissists
00:16:41 - Embracing Shame
00:23:49 - Dopamine Release
00:30:01 - Orson Welles & William Shatner
00:38:27 - Favorite Interview Guests & JFK Conspiracies
00:43:50 - Epstein
00:50:10 - Bombing
00:56:30 - Headliners
01:02:27 - Patrice O'Neal
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"Dancers" Would Drop Me Off At School w/ That Mexican OT | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
16 juni 2025 · 1 uur 26 min
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 293
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:16 - Mexican Food, Burger Places, & Eggs
00:10:47 - Kangaroo Hunting, Collabs, & Project Recess
00:19:56 - Bullfighting & Strippers
00:25:57 - Mom Scents & Med Shit
00:34:30 - Going International
00:40:18 - Authenticity & Growing Up Young
00:46:30 - Four Wheelers & Cholo Culture
00:52:26 - It's Scary Underwater
01:00:25 - Tough Guys
01:07:19 - Album Drop, Movies, & Rap Music
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Mark Normand Is A Gay Dad | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
9 juni 2025 · 1 uur 7 min
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The Bears talk about parenthood, including Mark's brand-new baby, Tom's kids telling gay jokes, the absolute chaos of tiny humans mimicking adult behavior, and the innocence of youth. They next dive into Tom Cruise’s intensity, his popcorn-eating habits, and whether the man who saved cinema is also just a little…off. Then they go deep on comedy life: struggling in New York, open mics, internet haters, and the brutal truth that even legends get roasted.
Mark also shares more about life as a Brooklyn dad, falling asleep to podcasts, his time as a janitor, and a wild Copenhagen strip club story courtesy of Bert Kreischer. The conversation also hits on Tim Dillon's CNN moment, Sam Morril, Joe List, Vyvanse brain boosts, and weird dudes trying to get into business with Tom’s old corn star neighbor. Buckle up, queef it up, and enjoy!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 292
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:35 - Sharts & Babies
00:05:08 - Tom Cruise
00:13:42 - Dad Stuff
00:20:12 - COMEDY!
00:27:22 - Hate From The Internet
00:33:42 - New York Comedy Scene
00:38:46 - Gay For Bert
00:44:41 - Conquering New York
00:51:03 - Right Man For The Job
01:00:10 - Texas
01:03:34 - Wrap UpLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
2 juni 2025 · 1 uur 40 min
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 291
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:36 - Chicago Shenanigans
00:16:06 - Mouth Stuff
00:19:39 - Bombing Hawaii
00:29:01 - Friends
00:36:51 - Internet
00:43:28 - Women
00:49:04 - Big Words
00:59:18 - Mandela Effects
01:03:51 - Kids Stuff With Big Cat
01:12:09 - Gambling
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Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
26 mei 2025 · 1 uur 19 min
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Surprisingly, the conversation spirals into absurd territory with erotic drawings, smut searches, fart-catching attempts, a Dominican dick flash, and a deep dive into Enny’s alleged fondness for buttholes. Harland doesn’t disappoint either—he reacts to fart videos, tells a story about dating Madonna, and looks forward to tanning with Tom. The two also talk about creativity, recreational drugs, Harland's distrust of nicotine pouches, the anthems of both Canada and Texas, plus playing doctor, and horseshoes with neck pillows. Oh, and Harland names his favorite dictator. Stick around to find out if Harland ends up eating Tom.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 290
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:55 - Arses & Calamari Rings
00:14:34 - So Much Hair
00:26:10 - What's Going On With Canada?
00:31:24 - Measurements, Buzzes, & Vices
00:41:37 - Favorite Dictator
00:51:49 - Dating Madonna
00:55:46 - Clip: Baddie Farts
00:56:49 - Play Back The Tape
00:58:13 - Clip: Fart In One
00:59:29 - Tanning & Tour Dates
01:05:45 - Gas, Gashes, & Gruesome Videos
01:11:48 - Harland … -
Bad Thoughts About Meghan Markle | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
19 mei 2025 · 1 uur 8 min
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They dive into the art of acting, working with writers, and getting lost in characters — plus Bert’s dream roles if he had been invited. Also: Tom's Italian guy character, hair insecurity, Kevin James dying his beard, and Tom's preference for a show that doesn't look like a comedy. Elsewhere, Bert shares his Post Malone + Jelly Roll solo mission, NASCAR plans, and recent attempts at eating clean and not drinking again. There’s debate over royal titles, Meghan Markle, Prince William, and a killer impression of the royal family worrying about baby skin tone. Plus: Bert’s mail opening trauma, how he weighs himself, cauliflower pizza, bar takeovers, and why Tom might actually like who he is. It’s full sketch comedy breakdown meets chaotic Bear therapy—don’t miss it.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 289
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:20 - Tom Talks Bad Thoughts
00:13:50 - Cinematography & Awkward Sex Scenes
00:21:45 - Casting Choices & Putting Friends In Movies
00:33:23 - Tom's Acting, Bert's "Sobriety", & NASCAR
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Welcome to 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
13 mei 2025 · 1 min
Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
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Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
12 mei 2025 · 1 uur 9 min
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kershire are LIVE from the 2 Bears 5k in Tampa Bay Florida! They aren't alone either, the bears are joined by not one, not two, but three guest bears! Joining Tom and Bert are rapper/running enthusiast N.O.R.E, as well as, former NFL players/Super Bowl champs, Jason Kelce and Beau Allen. The group all get together to talk about the real challenges of the 2 Bears 5k, who the best drinkers are, running, nicknames, dictators, Hype Williams, stupid purchases, and so much more. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 288
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:17 - N.O.R.E
00:14:48 - Japanese Whiskey
00:20:12 - Beau Allen & Jason Kelce
00:26:33 - The Best Drinkers & Worst NFL Matchups
00:35:33 - Nicknames & Dictators
00:42:02 - Hype Williams
00:45:39 - NFL Rookies
00:53:51 - Drinking Before A Big Game
00:58:23 - Stupid Purchases
01:06:16 - Wrap UpLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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MrBallen Traumatizes Tom Segura | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
5 mei 2025 · 1 uur 18 min
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- Brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/bears to get 10% off your first month.On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by the legendary storyteller himself—MrBallen! Get ready for an epic conversation as they dive into some of the wildest true crime mysteries and horror stories, including the chilling unsolved case of the Yuba County Five and a gruesome incident on an oil rig that will haunt your dreams.
They also explore mind-blowing topics like habitable exoplanets, Katy Perry’s space adventure, and MrBallen’s incredible journey from Navy SEAL to YouTube sensation.
Don't miss this one—it's a mix of mystery, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 287
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:15 - The Strange, Dark, & Mysterious World Of MrBallen
00:07:29 - Why True Crime?
00:14:03 - The Stories That Stick With You
00:28:10 - The Yuba County Five
00:35:45 - Exoplanets
00:40:57 - Katy Perry In Space
00:44:47 - First Day On Seal Team 2
00:58:44 - New Career Path
01:10:06 - Grenade Moment
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The Blue Origin Broads Backlash w/ Thomas Lennon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
28 april 2025 · 2 uur 3 min
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Thomas also opens up about working with Christopher Nolan, shares the weirdest thing he’s ever used his fame for, and the two squirm over some spelunking stories. The two also discuss claustrophobia, Tom's basketball injury, suicide pods in Switzerland, and whether getting beat up by a woman is a fair fight. From film criticism to Karen moments, to the legendary Pink Palace, this episode has it all!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 286
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:23 - Mein Kampf
00:06:34 - Women In Space
00:11:03 - Happy Endings
00:18:18 - Back To The Lady Astronauts
00:22:37 - Thrill Seeking
00:26:00 - Caves
00:35:53 - A Funny Death
00:40:05 - Fame
00:45:47 - Tom's Broken Body
00:49:37 - Swiss Unalive Pods
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Sampling Your Own Sauce | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
21 april 2025 · 1 uur 16 min
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- Brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/bears to get 10% off your first month.This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kershire and Tim Segura are hooked up to IV's as they recover from their gay bar takeover and all the love the received from all those hungry bears. They talk Instagram FOMO, the magic of minority women making meals for their husbands, a chola influencer named La Sleep that Bert is obsessed with, and the performative nature of social media. They also talk about the appeal of the Kelce brothers to gays, share the unique name of a cocktail that was invented at the takeover, debate which group of people gives the best compliments, and finally they tackle the subject of sampling your own sauce, which means exactly what you think it means. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 285
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:56 - Post Takeover IV Drip
00:08:56 - Watches
00:15:31 - Car Guys & Dogs
00:21:15 - Bert Is A Mexican Woman
00:28:28 - Gay Black Couple Meals
00:33:10 - The Cholo Life
00:36:51 - Instagram FOMO
00:45:51 - Gay Compliments
00:53:53 - Kelce Bears, UTI's, & Sampling Your Own Sauce
01:01:22 - Clip: Drinking An Ari Cocktail
01:08:35 - How Much To Taste?
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Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
14 april 2025 · 1 uur 20 min
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This week the Bears dive into alternative p*rn genres you didn’t know you needed, celebrate the beauty of international women, and break down the logic and logistics behind the noble art of “homie head.” They also mentally prepare for a Por Osos gay bar takeover and talk the top 5 hot chick accents. Next, Bert recounts his unforgettable Monday Night RAW moment where he went full low-IQ adult and choke slammed two dudes on live TV! Then it’s onto arranged marriages, glory holes, and other socially important topics. Pack a towel, this one gets sweaty.2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 284
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:23 - Alternative P*rn
00:07:41 - Normalize Homie Head
00:14:11 - Por Osos Gay Bar Takeover
00:18:58 - Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes
00:31:25 - The Wrestling Bug
00:40:15 - Retirement Community Idea
00:45:42 - International Delights
00:51:31 - Hottest Chick Accents
00:59:22 - Arranged Marriages
01:04:10 - Glory Holes, Milking Tables, & Sexy Nurses
01:09:51 - MSG & Summer Break
01:17:56 - Wrap Up
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Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
7 april 2025 · 1 uur 19 min
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Tom just announced Fall dates for his Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour. Presale starts April 2nd, use code TOMMY. Lees meerWatch Kyle Dunnigan on Kill Tony on Netflix today!
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 283
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:14 - Tall Chicks, Kinks, & Awkward Hook-ups
00:07:56 - Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed
00:13:14 - Favorite Dating App
00:19:19 - Contrarian Dating History
00:30:02 - How To Pick Up A Woman
00:40:05 - Kyle's Instagram Impressions
00:48:53 - Elon Musk
00:52:59 - Tony Robbins Birthday
00:55:59 - Tony Big Words
01:00:31 - Bombing At Private Events
01:10:05 - Always Working
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Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
31 maart 2025 · 1 uur 37 min
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- Make friends and grab some merch at https://www.drinkporosos.com/Joey "CoCo" Diaz is back, baby! This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer welcomes the legend himself, Joey Diaz to join him in the cave. Uncle Joey recently had a health scare and was forced to spend some time in the hospital. He's doing alright now, but the worst part about it all was the blue balls and repressed feelings of horniness he felt. Jose and Bart also talk about falling back in love with comedy, slowing down your touring, the mass comedy exodus of Los Angeles, moving during a pandemic, the early days doing comedy with Rogan, the best Ralphie May stories, comic actors, saying whatever you want, and how important parking spots are in major cities. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 282
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:43 - Falling Back In Love With Comedy
00:08:06 - Early Days With Rogan
00:15:29 - Slowing Down
00:19:49 - Reality Calls
00:30:04 - Parking Perks
00:32:30 - Hospital
00:41:48 - The Podcasting Problem
00:47:19 - Specials & Live Albums
00:52:46 - Ralphie May
01:17:35 - Future Plans, Pandemic Moves, & Los Angeles
01:25:20 - Say Whatever You Want
01:28:29 - Comics & Comic Actors
01:34:01 - Farts & Plugs
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2 Bears Live From SXSW | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
24 maart 2025 · 1 uur 10 min
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The chaos kicks off as Bert calls back to an insane AI-generated video called "Fat N-word Season," that does in fact exist. From there, they tackle the big questions in life, like what is the perfect boob size and do Black guys really not always fit all the way in during intercourse?
They also get deep about comedians being forgotten in pop culture history, before immediately pivoting to Bert’s questionable SXSW outfit and how he narrowly avoided disaster with Magic Johnson. Ari Shaffir’s name comes up, Bert lays some praise on Tom for his Robert Smith costume on YMH Live X, and Tom tries to wrap his head around Bert becoming friends with Mel Gibson at a UFC event—which might just be the most Bert Kreischer thing ever.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 281
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:47 - Fat Big Word Season
00:07:07 - Perfect Size
00:14:15 - The Legacy Of Comedians
00:18:48 - Dudes Jumping Off The Roof & Ari Shaffir
00:28:16 - Bert's Outfit
00:32:29 - Magic Johnson & King's Coronation
00:38:28 - Mel Gibson
00:48:08 - YMH Live X
00:55:35 - Hunger For Touring & Hanging With Fans
01:03:22 - Bert's Death Wish
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The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
17 maart 2025 · 1 uur 15 min
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Sean hosts the hottest interview show Hot Ones and sits in the interview chair to play Tom's own version of Hot Ones, except it involves scrotum sniffing...you'll see. The two chat about how the show has become a cultural phenomenon, the legacy of Chicago sports, Sasquatch, handwritten Quentin Tarantino scripts, weathermen, deep dish pizza, the Oscars, Bryce Mitchell, trustworthy news anchors, and Tom reveals when he will finally start watching "Severance". Sean also tells a cool story about how he became friends with Dave Grohl despite being kinda responsible for him shitting himself. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 280
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:18 - Hot Ones
00:10:11 - Beautiful Bald Hotties
00:15:18 - Tom's Show Pitch
00:21:46 - How's Your Anus Doing?
00:26:06 - Chicargo Sports
00:35:22 - Sasquatch & Quentin Tarantino
00:40:01 - The Oscars
00:44:50 - Bryce Mitchell
00:51:13 - Chicago Deep Dish, Porn Docs, & Weathermen
00:57:32 - Clip: David Letterman The Weatherman
00:58:44 - National News Guys
01:03:31 - This Guy Gets It
01:09:19 - What's Sean Watching
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Bob Dylan Sucks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
10 maart 2025 · 1 uur 11 min
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In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since the last time they were face to face. They debate who the strongest comedian is, Bert claims it's himself, Tom suggests Godfrey or Carrot Top. Who do you think it is? The bears also talk about how cities kind of blow, Bob Dylan sorta sucks, Mussolini inventing fascism, Bert's big summer plans, Chrissy D performing at MSG on 9/11, plus some Oscars thoughts, some opinions on refrigerated food, and the different flavors of Spanish around the world. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 279
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living
00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show
00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain
00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed
00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed
00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive
00:35:42 - Mean Girls
00:39:53 - Fridge Food
00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks
00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee
00:53:10 - Spanish Accents
00:59:10 - Emilia Perez
01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over
01:06:24 - Bob Dylan
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Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
3 maart 2025 · 1 uur 36 min
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-Download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS.In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer flies solo—well, almost. He’s joined by the hilarious Chris Distefano for a chaotic, high-energy conversation that somehow covers everything from colon health to Benito Mussolini.
Chris introduces Bert to the Yuka app and starts scanning his diet, exposing just how questionable his food choices really are. They dive into couple’s therapy, hair loss in men, and Bert’s “child in flip-flops" fashion sense. The two also get deep on career goals in comedy, grinding in the industry, and the "Luigi Mangione of Serbia".
But it wouldn’t be 2 Bears without some unhinged history talk—Bert and Chris go off on a tangent about the history of currency, Bitcoin, the time Nazis packed Madison Square Garden, and the Axis Powers (because, why not?). They also touch on Florence, Italy, young people thinking Democrats are gay, and how their families keep them grounded. Strap in, grab a drink (or a Yuka-approved snack), and enjoy the show!2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 278
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00:00:32 - A Colon Conversation
00:06:41 - Fun With The Yuka App
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Married To The Queen Of Garbage w/ Kevin Ryan & H Foley (Are You Garbage?) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
24 februari 2025 · 1 uur 15 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura joined by a pair of guest bears, the Are You Garbage? boys Kevin Ryan and H. Foley! They've got a documentary special coming out and they talk all about the intimacies of behind the scenes moments and the classic comedy bit of shitting your pants on camera. Christina P had the pleasure of recently appearing on Are You Garbage and the trio give the "Queen of Garbage" her flowers. They also talk about how insane Philadelphia got when they won the Super Bowl, the importance of mean old coaches, getting thrown out of restaurants, financial goals, being a big baller when the bill comes, shady banks, and the homicidal shenanigans of Tom's kids. Check it out!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 277
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:10 - Crapping Your Pants On Film
00:16:36 - Restaurant Chaos & Philly Super Bowl Bliss
00:24:05 - Clip: Old Mean Coach
00:30:18 - The Queen Of Garbage
00:38:49 - Tom's Kids
00:48:48 - This Is Not Financial Advice
00:55:08 - Shady Banks & Money Goals
01:03:08 - What's Next?
01:09:48 - Big Baller Bills
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Saturday Night Live Secrets & Norm Macdonald w/ Kevin Nealon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
17 februari 2025 · 1 uur 40 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Krystals being joined by guest bear, the great Kevin Nealon! Tom is away looking into getting a hair job in Turkey or something, so Kevin is in to pick up the slack. Fresh off the SNL 50th Anniversary event, Bert and Kevin talk all about SNL and the funny group of friends that Kevin has had around him from there. They also talk about why comedy was their calling, how long Bert can keep up the shirtless thing, gifting people sharp objects, aging with fans, staying fit, and Kevin Nealon speaking at Garry Shandling and Norm Macdonald's respective funerals. Kevin and Bert also swap Norm stories and Bert impresses with his investigative journalist skills. Check it out!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 276
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:56 - Funny Friends
00:03:58 - Saturday Night Live
00:17:18 - Why Comedians Comedian
00:22:26 - First Time Success
00:32:17 - Staying Healthy
00:41:36 - Aging With Fans & Fat Heads
00:46:41 - Lady Jane & Sundance
00:50:21 - The Shirtless Comic
00:56:09 - Even Keeled
01:02:45 - Sharp Things
01:07:06 - Saggy Old Man
01:16:33 - Cutting Back
01:19:12 - Morbid Thoughts On Burials
01:26:27 - Norm Macdonald
01:32:32 - Last Questions & Kevin's Book Of Drawings
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Does Bert Have A Personality Disorder? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
10 februari 2025 · 1 uur 13 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer!!! The bears are back together and Bert managed to keep all his toes. This week Tom and Bert talk medical updates, mortality, Bert's trip to Paris, and toxic rich person traits. Speaking of traits, Bert tumbles down a rabbit hole of self-diagnosis with Tom and has a realization that he may or may not have some sort of personality disorder. He suspects it's something called HPV or maybe it was HBP, I forget which one it was. Anyway, Bert has a therapy sesh with Tom, and then they talk about LeeAnn's country bumpkin attitude in France, social anxiety, Bert's plan to throw pennies around the city, the Hawk Tua girl's financial mistake, and much more!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 275
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00:00:21 - Medical Updates & Mortality Conflicts
00:08:14 - Bert In Paris/Dictator Colognes
00:18:40 - Rich Kids
00:24:21 - Personality Traits
00:31:57 - Center Of Attention
00:39:15 - Living With Charo & The Virtue Of Silence
00:44:54 - Social Anxiety
00:52:10 - An American Bumpkin In Paris
01:00:06 - No More Screen Time
01:04:36 - Bert's Penny Plan
01:08:36 - A Hawk Tua Rant
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How A Plane Crash Changed Travis Barker's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
3 februari 2025 · 1 uur 27 min
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 274
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Druski STORMS Off The Podcast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
27 januari 2025 · 1 uur 18 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura being joined by guest bear, comedian, actor, and influencer Druski! Tom opens the show doing his best impression of Magic Johnson, much to Druski's amusement, before the two chat about Coulda Been Records, Druski's comedic American Idol-esque series that went from a joke to an actual global phenom. The duo also talk about touring around the world, career goals, Druski's ambitions, karate, sketch shows, fan engagement, and they bond over their mutual interest in Fancy Chef. Tom also introduces Druski to Robert Paul Champagne, they talk Alabama football, and Druski comes clean about what went down when he was invited to a Diddy party! Bert coulda been in this episode, but he was busy. Plus Druski abrupt leaves at the end of the episode...super random. Enjoy!
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00:02:39 - Coulda Been Records
00:08:56 - Touring Around The World
00:11:12 - Clip: Druski In Jamaica
00:11:30 - Diddy & The Cream Of The Crop
00:18:56 - Goals & Ambitions
00:22:25 - Fanbase Engagement & Sketch Shows
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Adam “Pacman” Jones Chased Who Off the Field?? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
20 januari 2025 · 1 uur 8 min
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 272
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:40 - Tyson Vs Paul Fight
00:05:47 - Life On Field As An NFL Player
00:15:38 - Best NFL Sh!t Talkers
00:22:13 - First Job & Pacman's Self Confidence
00:30:36 - College Football Has Changed
00:35:44 - That First NFL Check
00:39:49 - Strip Club Drops & Las Vegas Wins
00:43:12 - Trouble Nights & Advice For Youngbloods
00:48:25 - Dirty Players, White Receivers, & NFL Legends
00:54:15 - Rivals
00:57:52 - Misconceptions
01:00:32 - Plugs
01:02:48 - Jerry Jones
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LA Is Burning | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
13 januari 2025 · 1 uur 14 min
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WHAT'S EVERYBODY! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! Los Angeles is being ravaged by wildfires right now, so Tom and Bert chime in on what's going and how serious the damage has been. The destruction has hit very close to home for them, so much so Bert's got himself a go bag ready by the door. The bears also talk about their kids playing sports, dumb shirts with pot leaves on them, ruining vacation photos, gifts for family, Tom's mom and sister both moving to Austin, Muslim fashion, a national uniform for people in America, clever Hollywood writers, and Nikki Glaser's Gold Globes hosting job. Bert also shares a story about Andrew "Dice" Clay asking him to keep his sons safe in LA, plus other stories from LA. Stay safe out there!
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Growing Up With A Serial Killer w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
6 januari 2025 · 1 uur 22 min
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WHAT'S Errybody?! Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bort Kreysher are joined by Ari Shaffir! The trio talk about Shaq's habit of Facetiming on the toilet, before deep diving into the drama surrounding Brianna Chickenfry and Zach Bryan. Forgiving and forgetting is impossible for some people to do, ya know? The three guys next get into Ari's new special and return to Netflix, which gets interrupted by Bert going on a tangent about beefing with Black Twitter. They also discuss Protect Our Parks, making Joe Rogan proud, compliments from black people, Bert's bench bet, insurance being a total scam, serial killer fantasies, alternative news, and weirdo evil dudes like Diddy and Jared the Subway Guy. Enjoy!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 270
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Arnold Schwarzenegger PUMPS UP The Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
23 december 2024 · 1 uur 25 min
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GET TO DA CHOPPA!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger joins Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in the gym for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears are beyond pumped (and maybe a little intimidated) as Arnie entertains them with wild stories from his bodybuilding days and his legendary rivalries with Lou Ferrigno and Sylvester Stallone. Arnold also talks to the bears about his love of cigars, the exercises he helped popularize, his physique, Muhammed Ali, plus the surprising way Milton Berle helped shape his career and so much more!
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Matt McCusker's Wild Drug Dealing Stories | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
16 december 2024 · 1 uur 5 min
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The Shaman himself, Matt McCusker joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the United Healthcare CEO shooter, Parking Wars, rude meter-maids, Asian excellence, skateboarding, gambling, the thrill of winning, Matt's career as a dealer, Tom's face, wiener fluffing, big dick energy, and so much more!
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Who Killed JonBenét Ramsey? w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
9 december 2024 · 1 uur 12 min
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Sam Morril joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the benefits of night flights, mile high bullies, the New York City experience, the JonBenét Ramsey case, the disappointing Aaron Rodgers-Jets run, LeBron James' longevity, admiring bodies, the Vince McMahon scandals, political jokes, unique smut fetishes, trying new things on stage, and so much more!
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Is Dax Shepard Bert's New Best Friend? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
2 december 2024 · 1 uur 39 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear and armchair expert, Dax Shepard! Bert once again proves his improved prowess as an interviewer by providing proof he did his research for this talk. Bert and Dax talk all about Dax's podcast "Armchair Expert" and how he had made a splash in the podcast world even though he entered it kinda late in the game. They talk about podcasting during the pandemic, Kristen Bell's knack for killing people with kindness in the darkest way, sober life, best friends, soulmates, idolizing Vince Vaughn, college days, high school crushes, Burt Reynolds, and more! Check it out!
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How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
25 november 2024 · 1 uur 13 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Danny Trejo! John Segura is out growing his beard back, so Bert had to do his homework for this interview. He has plenty of engaging questions as he learns about Danny Trejo's first Hollywood roles, his gangster roots, and the importance his Uncle Gilbert had on his upbringing. Danny also talks all about his time doing time, how to stay in shape behind bars, and tells Bert a story about how he accidentally joined Alcoholics Anonymous. The two also discuss Danny's new show "Mysteries Unearthed" on the History channel, chicano culture, cars, cry acting, William Shatner, and of course the vast filmography of Mr. Danny Trejo. Check it out!
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Dr. Phil Makes Bert Cry | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
18 november 2024 · 1 uur 1 min
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Once again , it's 2 Bears, 1 Cave this time Bert is gifted a very special birthday gift, guest bear Dr. Phil! The two have a lively discussion about birthday months, Zac Efron, gossip, keeping secrets, and fleshlights. Dr. Phil also talks about the importance of figuring out life, gives Bert some words of wisdom, and for some reason they talk about Judy Blume books. They also talk about parties, Bert's dumb hats, Rob Gronkowski, Dr. Phil's new Netflix special, Tobey Maguire, some word play, and Dr. Phil pulls out a guitar to sing a special song for Bert. Check it out!
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Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
11 november 2024 · 1 uur 32 min
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Alright, alright, alright, welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by the coolest dude in Austin, Matthew McConaughey! Matt's re-releasing his book, "Greenlights" and visits the cave to talk all about it. It's a book that feels just like you're sitting down hanging out with McConaughey himself. The bears dive deep into Matt's personal philosophies and make a hands-on discovery about how seamless it is for him to be cool. The trio also talk about their personal alcohol brands, McConaughey's early film roles, that thing he does in "The Wolf of Wall Street", Tom's first time meeting him years ago, the cult status of "Tiptoes", and the almighty condiment ketchup. They also talk about biggest dammits, ballsy moves, their dads, friendships, Joey Diaz, the McConaissance, and the bears also learn a bunch of food hacks from the mind of McConaughey. So check out this episode....be a lot cooler if you did!
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Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
4 november 2024 · 1 uur 5 min
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Once again, it's 2 Bears, 1 Cave this time with Tommy Bunz taking a turn in the cave with a guest bear! This week Tom is joined by comedian Russell Peters, who may or may not have a thing for Tom's mom Charo. The two have a lively discussion about hip-hop and Big Daddy Kane, whom Russell knows personally. They also talk about places they don't like to travel to, crazy international flights, older porn stars, doing a special in Abu Dhabi, being a super dad, and the worst place to be tripping on something. They also share their thoughts on cold plunges, their moms, and Tom shares some info about his upcoming series on Netflix. Check it out!
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Starting A Cult w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
28 oktober 2024 · 1 uur 11 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Stavros Halkias! With this episode, Stavros earns the rare "2 Bears Triple Crown", having been on the show with both guests individually and together. Stavros has a new movie coming out called "Let's Start A Cult" and Bert can't help gush about it. Stavros cares a lot about this film and feels quite proud of it. Naturally it's a comedy, so Bert and Stavros eventually discuss their personal Comedy Mount Rushmore. They also get into some of Bert's regrets from "The Machine", track suits at movie premieres, the upcoming NBA season, F1 in Vegas, Donald Trump's frequent podcast appearances lately, Charlie Murphy, and a controversial opinion about dentists. Check it out!
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The GREATEST Comedies of All-Time w/ Judd Apatow | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
21 oktober 2024 · 1 uur 33 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Judd Apatow! Judd is the producer of every great comedy from the 2000's and he's got some insider stories behind some of those hits to share. He reveals to Bert why he likes writing about dumb guys and stoners, shares a cute story about writing to Steve Martin in his early days, and Bert gives us an update on Tom and Garth. Judd and Bert also talk about Adam Sandler's clothing style, rich guy stuff, F1, being recognized in public, Steely Dan, 80's comedies, Mulaney, Garry Shandling, and why nobody runs to see comedies in movie theaters anymore. Check it out!
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LeeAnn VS Hawk Tuah | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
14 oktober 2024 · 1 uur 10 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears marvel at how far AI has come and wonder if that handy little tool called ChatGPT will one day bring humanity to it's knees. They also speculate what their exit strategies would be if the machines were to rise and take over. On the subject of all-powerful overlords, Bert and Tom talk about some of the world's eccentric dictators, including one I hadn't even heard of named General Butt Naked. They also talk about the Hawk Tuah Girl, some really gay and diverse advertisements, Ari's stage surprise at Skankfest, authenticity, and being naked on a Netflix show! Watch or else ChatGPT will send you a really mean email.
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Introducing Bert to Fancy Chef | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
7 oktober 2024 · 1 uur 8 min
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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears are in Florida and are feeling like real Florida-men right now. They talk travel essentials and share some strip club tips, before discussing the passion and defensiveness some people have for their hometowns. Bert goes on a tangent about Harriet Tubman, the bears talk about the concept of dressing like a black dude, they also talk movie premieres, Andy Garcia, Fancy Chef, and the first time sharing your comedy career with your parents. Check it out!
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Bert HIJACKED The Emmys Party | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
30 september 2024 · 1 uur 6 min
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got a lot of subjects to cover, including, the Emmy's, Bert's ability to make celebrities uncomfortable at parties, the most handsome 9/11 highjacker, self-loathing, and being a good listener. The Bears also debate an interesting "would you rather" question about death, talk about Shannon Sharpe and his alleged accidental live video, the dirty talk LeeAnn indulges in behind closed bedroom doors, and some comedy club talk. Plus Tommy and Berty brainstorm some fun stuff to chat about next week. Always two steps ahead. Check it out!
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Tom and Bert Made Their Dads FURIOUS | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
23 september 2024 · 1 uur 3 min
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up and recap their recent trip to Las Vegas. Bert talks about chest tattoos and Tom asks him what he remembers from their bar takeover at Park MGM. Bert brings up his experiences as a new empty nester and dropping off his daughters at college for the first time. Tom recalls a story about an OD in college and the bears share stories about their dads reactions to some really wacky stuff they pulled during their college years. They also talk about LeeAnn's thoughts on magic, Matt Rife's insomnia, giant donuts, Bert's obsession with death, some history lessons, and a lot of food talk. Check it out!
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Taking Over The Vegas Sphere w/ Dana White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
16 september 2024 · 1 uur 20 min
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer went all the way to Las Vegas to chat with it's biggest fan...and also UFC President, the great and powerful Dana White! Dana just pulled off another one of a kind UFC event, this time inside the Vegas Sphere and he chats with bears about it's significance and connection with Mexican culture. Tom and Bert also bond with Dana about being fathers and pick his brain about some of the fathering techniques he has used on his own offspring. They also talk all about Joe Rogan and how Dana found the perfect ambassador and announcer all in one comedic body. Of course, you can't have Dana White on a pod without talking about gambling so the bears ask him loads of questions about his big wins, craziest stories, and the allure of baccarat. Nobody loves Vegas more than Dana and you might feel the urge to book a plane ticket after you listen to this guy talk about it. Enjoy!
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American Horror Story: Tom’s Kids | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
9 september 2024 · 1 uur 11 min
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on Bert's recent ailment and his recent bout with nicotine withdrawals. Tom also tells Bert about a really cool dream his son had that may or may not be concerning! The bears also talk about mortality, books, weird things to talk to your kids about, James Perse, shaming people for bad parking, and Bert's recent obsessions. They also talk about Juvenile getting kicked off an airplane plus Bert talks about Hawaii so much you'll wanna go there yourself.
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Recapping Rogan's LIVE Special w/ Ron White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
2 september 2024 · 51 min
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is out of commission after hosting last week's episode and sitting in for him is guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron's not so serious retirement is going, his golf game, competing with old men at sports, Eddie Izzard's marathoning, the Olympics, Rogan's recent live Netflix special and more!
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Reacting To MEAN Comments w/ Yung Gravy | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
26 augustus 2024 · 1 uur 4 min
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Drug Lord Hall of Famers | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
19 augustus 2024 · 1 uur 21 min
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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, the medical marvel known as Bert Kreischer has returned once again. Tom congratulates him on his recent recovery from whatever ailment he was dealing with last week, before the two talk about the Grateful Dead playing at the Vegas Sphere. They also have some thoughts about Pete Rose getting into the baseball hall of fame, which leads to them talking about some hall of fame drug lords. They also talk about muscle women, the Olympics, embarrassing irrational behavior, Karens, plus Feitelberg from Barstool pops in via FaceTime, and LeAnn comes on to tell a fishing story to emasculate Bert!
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Haunted By Norm Macdonald w/ Nick Swardson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
12 augustus 2024 · 1 uur 5 min
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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is out once again, something going on with his ear or something, so Tom is joined by Nick Swardson. Nick does a mean impression of Bert so it's almost like he's still here. Speaking of someone who's still here, Nick's BFF Norm Macdonald also appears in impression form and the two talk about what he'd sound like as a ghost. The two also talk about Carrot Top's jacked physique, what Tom eats in the morning, a cool chloroform prank, Comedy Central, the greats of alt-comedy, Tom's tour name, South Park, Minnesota, and so much more! Grab some vodka and hangout.
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How To Make Millions In Vegas w/ Andrew Dice Clay | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
5 augustus 2024 · 1 uur 14 min
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Tom’s Insane Algorithm | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
29 juli 2024 · 56 min
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Chappelle Shockwaves w/ Earthquake | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
22 juli 2024 · 1 uur 13 min
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We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by comedian Earthquake! Comedy is often a natural disaster, but sometimes a star comes around that shines brighter than the rest. Tom is especially excited for this episode as Earthquake reminisces about his early days in Atlanta and LA, before praising some of his contemporaries like Mike Epps, Martin Lawrence, and Dave Chappelle. Earthquake also had the pleasure of being part of Dave Chappelle's Home Team on Netflix and he dives into that with the Bears. They also talk about bitter comedians, directors wanting to be the stars now, lifting others up, owning a comedy club, and much more!
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