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414: Reviews of Lunchboxes
4 november 2026 · 1 uur 4 min
Devilish meat bucket tins. Lees meer
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413: Reviews of Board Games
28 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 1 min
Five very impressive large molded dolphins. Lees meer
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412: Reviews of Ant Farms
21 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 10 min
I'm going to bury you with your comrades. Lees meer
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411: Reviews of Olive Garden
14 oktober 2026 · 40 min
Does your eggplant come with skin? Lees meer
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410: Reviews of Bookstores with Lauren Kilby and Karen Whitehouse
7 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 9 min
I wouldn't ask for underwear if I didn't need the underwear. Lees meer
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409: Reviews of Coffee Creamers
30 september 2026 · 51 min
A belly full of white dog turds. Lees meer
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408: Reviews of Froyo with Michelle Collins
23 september 2026 · 52 min
I hate when they put wang in my food. Lees meer
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407: Reviews of Deodorant
16 september 2026 · 39 min
A stained crotch is not the experience we wanted for you. Lees meer
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406: Reviews of Novelty Ice
9 september 2026 · 37 min
The Mona Lisa, a dildo, or a pug? Lees meer
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405: Reviews of Mini Golf
2 september 2026 · 50 min
Just a bunch of angry elves. Lees meer
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404: Reviews of Tiki Bars in Hong Kong (Patreon Re-Release)
26 augustus 2026 · 38 min
R-r-r-r-remix Lees meer
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403: Reviews of The Container Store
19 augustus 2026 · 35 min
Anything that contains and can contain is contained within the container. Lees meer
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402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez
12 augustus 2026 · 48 min
Even Kazoo people use toothpaste. Lees meer
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401: Reviews of Fitness Trackers
5 augustus 2026 · 46 min
Two people wanted to vomit and no one did. Lees meer
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400: Reviews of Summer Camps
29 juli 2026 · 57 min
If they don't care about ducks, they don't care about you either. Lees meer
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399: Reviews of Running Shoes
22 juli 2026 · 48 min
How do you think shoes feel about being entered by feet? Lees meer
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398: Reviews of Diners with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson
15 juli 2026 · 59 min
A cucumber is not an avocado. Lees meer
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397: Reviews of Lululemon
8 juli 2026 · 52 min
Statistically speaking you're probably no longer a listener. Lees meer
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396: Reviews of Energy Drinks
1 juli 2026 · 58 min
This stuff literally tastes like blue cheese and smells like cat piss. Lees meer
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395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works
24 juni 2026 · 59 min
Nothing about carrots makes me think bougie Lees meer
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394: Reviews of Raising Cane's
17 juni 2026 · 50 min
Soggy White Bread was my nickname in high school. Lees meer
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393: Reviews of Costco
10 juni 2026 · 49 min
If they remove the froyo it'll make my life a living hell. Lees meer
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392: Reviews of Shakespeare or Smut
3 juni 2026 · 55 min
Shakespeare coined that term hangy downy bits. Lees meer
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391: Reviews of Smut
27 mei 2026 · 1 uur 21 min
Hyperspermia, which was new to me Lees meer
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390: Reviews of Shakespeare
20 mei 2026 · 47 min
Get thee to a gnomery! Lees meer
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389: Reviews of YMCAs
13 mei 2026 · 42 min
Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it. Lees meer
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388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
6 mei 2026 · 50 min
Debbie's getting off on this power trip… as she should Lees meer
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387: Reviews of 7-Eleven
29 april 2026 · 35 min
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.... Lees meer
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386: Reviews of Umbrellas
22 april 2026 · 43 min
Rumors have gotten started that I have irritable bowel syndrome. Lees meer
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385: Reviews of Caves with National Park After Dark
15 april 2026 · 52 min
A world of regret awaits you at Mammoth Cave Lees meer
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384: Reviews of Airport Shops
8 april 2026 · 44 min
Sarah what the fuck is your problem? Lees meer
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383: Reviews of Easter Egg Hunts
1 april 2026 · 55 min
She could probably beat up some seven year olds and she could definitely beat up some zero year olds Lees meer
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382: Reviews of Allergy Meds
25 maart 2026 · 46 min
Aries are going through it right now Lees meer
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381: Between You and Us
18 maart 2026 · 45 min
It's the moon, but worse. Lees meer
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380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar
11 maart 2026 · 46 min
I got humped in the face Lees meer
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379: Reviews of Dude Ranches
4 maart 2026 · 50 min
The cookies didn't compensate for the abuse. Lees meer
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378: Reviews of Televangelists
25 februari 2026 · 48 min
You can't spell spent without repent! Lees meer
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377: Reviews of Jewelry
18 februari 2026 · 49 min
Don't worry, we fired Diane for that. Lees meer
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376: Reviews of Party Buses
11 februari 2026 · 58 min
We're going to Ibiza! Lees meer
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375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara
4 februari 2026 · 56 min
Chef name was Edwin, very sensual and playful with his entertainment. Lees meer
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374: Reviews of Puzzles
28 januari 2026 · 46 min
I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR code Lees meer
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373: Reviews of Novelty Kitchen Tools
21 januari 2026 · 53 min
We told you not to put the egg topper in the dishwasher. Lees meer
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372: Reviews of Locksmiths
14 januari 2026 · 1 uur 1 min
Call the Locksmith!!! Lees meer
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371: Reviews of Old-Timey Candy
7 januari 2026 · 45 min
Guess what, busters! Guess what, busters? Lees meer
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370: Reviews of Hangover Cures
31 december 2025 · 57 min
Happy wonderwall to you and yours and bApp. Lees meer
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369: Reviews of Mall Santas
24 december 2025 · 59 min
2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 games Lees meer
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368: Reviews of Pet Psychics
17 december 2025 · 48 min
Sorry, pet communicators. Lees meer
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367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green
10 december 2025 · 1 uur 46 min
This is gonna ruin the tour... What tour? The moose tour. Lees meer
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366: Reviews of Soup Recipes
3 december 2025 · 1 uur
My soup is full of eels. Lees meer
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365: Reviews of Turkey Trots
26 november 2025 · 1 uur 35 min
To see Xandy at his most athletic, check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy Lees meer
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