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  1. 132: Reviews of Public Pools

    9 juni 2021 · 1 uur 38 min

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    Just a couple of siblings who've been gathering filth since the 90s. If anyone asks, we came up with that. Lees meer

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  2. 131: Reviews of the Gaylord Opryland

    2 juni 2021 · 1 uur 23 min

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    If you feel like a gay royal on a pride float, this episode is for you! If you like raisins, this episode is not for you! Lees meer

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  3. 130: Reviews of the Mall of America

    26 mei 2021 · 1 uur 14 min

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  4. 129: Reviews of Obscure Museums

    19 mei 2021 · 1 uur 45 min

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    How will I tell my children that these podcasters were not cats? Lees meer

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  5. 128: World's Largest Landmarks

    12 mei 2021 · 1 uur 20 min

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    Wow, we finally did it y'all. We proved that evolution isn't real and Darwin is a false prophet. Time to praise the Oklahoma Peanut Princess instead! Lees meer

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  6. 127: Nurseries Plants Garden Centers Seeds? and Seeds Germination Germination! Etsy Etsy Etsy Plant Sellers Plant Sales

    5 mei 2021 · 1 uur 18 min

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    Christine is pregnant!!!! But more importantly, Alex is on Tinder. Lees meer

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  7. 126: Diners on Route 66

    28 april 2021 · 1 uur 29 min

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  8. Between You And Us: Episode 23

    26 april 2021 · 36 min

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    In our humble but honorable opinions, it's about time ski resorts start serving nachos. PERIDOT. Lees meer

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  9. 125: Pasty Shops in Michigan

    21 april 2021 · 1 uur 9 min

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    Interested in Jared Leto and Marky Mark's nipples? This is the episode for you! Oh wait, wrong type of pasties... Lees meer

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  10. 124: Reviews of Escape Rooms

    14 april 2021 · 1 uur 14 min

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    Not sure if Christine's casket story is something I need to talk to the police about or not... Please advise. Lees meer

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  11. 123: Lil Nas X

    7 april 2021 · 1 uur 3 min

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    This week we talk about the latest flash in the satanic panic. His name is Montero and he worships pentagons or pentagrams or something. Enjoy the art! Lees meer

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  12. 122: Reviews of Churches

    31 maart 2021 · 1 uur 25 min

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    Catch us in Spotify's new playlist: Podcasts brought down by Scientology. Hopefully we can still make it as minions at a megachurch! Lees meer

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  13. Between You And Us: Episode 22

    29 maart 2021 · 52 min

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    We're reading reviews sent in by you! To send your favorite reviews in, write to beachtoosandy@gmail.com with the subject "Between You and Us" Lees meer

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  14. 121: Reviews of Fish Fries

    24 maart 2021 · 1 uur 20 min

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    If you don't pray to the tabernacle of Betsy or Fish Fry Daddy, then what're you doing with your life? Probably poppin' pillies and listening to Tupac... Lees meer

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  15. 120: Bagel Shops in New York, New York

    17 maart 2021 · 1 uur 1 min

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    To anyone who wants to buy the rights to Boris' Yelp account for their dissertation, please get in touch. Oh and FBI, you're welcome for finding the Zodiac Killer. Alex will accept his medal now. Lees meer

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  16. 119: Reviews of Crystal Shops

    10 maart 2021 · 54 min

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    Christine is throwing stinging bites at reviewers while Alex wonders where you were all conceived. Lees meer

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  17. 118: Reviews of Six Flags

    3 maart 2021 · 51 min

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    The demonic Foghorn Leghorn rises from his coffin after 30 hours of eating cockroaches. Bert and Ernie quake in fear. Lees meer

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  18. 117: Valentine's Day Reviews

    24 februari 2021 · 33 min

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    This episode will have you believing in love and God. We hope it makes you ripple ;) Lees meer

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  19. 116: Poutineries in Canada

    17 februari 2021 · 50 min

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    A lot is resting on this wiener. Lees meer

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  20. 115: Reviews of Girl Scout Cookies

    10 februari 2021 · 1 uur 4 min

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    We almost titled this episode "The Girl Scouts Trip to the Slaughterhouse." Lees meer

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  21. Between You And Us: Episode 21

    8 februari 2021 · 35 min

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    We're reading reviews sent in by you! Including possibly our least favorite review of all time... #FrozenHaters #IHateFrozen To send your favorite reviews in, write to beachtoosandy@gmail.com with the subject "Between You and Us" Lees meer

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  22. 114: Reviews of Renaissance Fairs

    3 februari 2021 · 55 min

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    Warning: atheists and jugglers ahead. Don't say the town crier didn't warn you... Lees meer

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  23. 113: Government Buildings in Hawaii

    27 januari 2021 · 41 min

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    I would not buy this for my cat. I would not buy this for my hat. I do not like it, Sam I am. Lees meer

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  24. 112: Reviews of Music Venues

    20 januari 2021 · 53 min

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    Please consider contributing to the fundraiser for Milan Loncar: https://www.gofundme.com/f/milans-memory Lees meer

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  25. Between You And Us: Episode 20

    18 januari 2021 · 23 min

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    Hello plebs.. plubs? We're ready reviews you found on the internet and sent to us! To send yours in write to beachtoosandy@gmail.com with the subject "Between You and Us" Lees meer

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  26. 111: Reviews of Golden Corral

    13 januari 2021 · 1 uur 2 min

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    Grab your pizgetlovy and stay close to the bathroom, because we've immune system compromising reviews to read ya! Lees meer

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  27. 110: Ghost Towns in Texas

    6 januari 2021 · 44 min

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    Wait... what's that noise? Oh god Vicki's coming! Hurry, climb up the rocks. No, the colorful ones! But wait, don't forget to ask first. Oh no it's too late... Lees meer

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  28. 109: New Year Reviews

    30 december 2020 · 54 min

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    *bomb* *cross* *airplane* if you know what we mean :grin: Lees meer

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  29. 108: Holiday Reviews

    23 december 2020 · 59 min

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    Four days and seven scores ago, Tim Allen learned the secrets of Santa Claus from his father. And now we’re here to pass those secrets on to you. Enjoy! Lees meer

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  30. 107: Reviews of Driving Schools

    16 december 2020 · 46 min

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    We're just two podcasters trying to make an honest living. So what if we like looking at hotties with honkers? Lees meer

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  31. 106: MLMs in Utah

    9 december 2020 · 55 min

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    If you can get past our weird improv, you'll get to hear all about a great opportunity. Get in on the ground floor of our new oat milk multilevel marketing company! We'll even let you be a CEO! Boss babes only. Lees meer

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  32. Between You And Us: Episode 19

    7 december 2020 · 40 min

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    We're back with Between You And Us and it's amazing, crazing, looking for the mazing! Sorry we haven't been releasing these, we've just been so busy being ourselves since we can't be sharks. Lees meer

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  33. 105: Reviews of Target

    2 december 2020 · 59 min

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    This episode is brought to you by refrigeration and Gucci. Learn more at this year's Downton Abbey expo in Minot, ND. Lees meer

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  34. 104: Black Friday Reviews

    25 november 2020 · 51 min

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    This episode is sponsored by corporations that would probably not approve of our content. Just kidding, it's sponsored by the holy trinity of luxury: Gucci, FedEx, and UPS. Lees meer

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  35. 103: Tourist Attractions in South Dakota

    18 november 2020 · 53 min

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    While we set the bar merely a millimeter above the ground, you can't deny this is the absolute BEST podcast hosted by siblings with the last name Schiefer! Lees meer

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  36. 102: Reviews of Private Investigators

    11 november 2020 · 1 uur

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    Or are they private dicks? Regardless, we're scared of them almost as much as we are of the idea that there won't be a Santa Clause 4 #TimAllenForSC4 Lees meer

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  37. 101: Autumnal Reviews

    4 november 2020 · 1 uur 8 min

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    This week we explore our new favorite place to find reviews: QVC. It inspires Alex to start his campaign to become one of their next presenters, and it inspires Christine to start writing her new screenplay Alvin and the Chipmunks: After Dark. Lees meer

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  38. 100: THE WORST OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET

    28 oktober 2020 · 2 uur 26 min

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    We did the unthinkable! We made it to 100 episodes. Take a horrifying stroll down memory lane with us as we revisit the funniest, most cringe-worthy reviews we've read thus far. Lees meer

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  39. 99: Halloween Reviews

    21 oktober 2020 · 59 min

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    WARNING: CONTAINS SEXY STUFF. Which basically just means we talk about Charlie Brown and Spooky Buddies. Please be safe this Halloween season and don't summon Satin and keep your wife away from lovely yellow minions. Lees meer

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  40. 98: Cemeteries in Louisiana

    14 oktober 2020 · 47 min

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    Hey ghostie, bring that thicc smoky body this way ;) Lees meer

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  41. 97: Apple Orchards in New Hampshire

    7 oktober 2020 · 48 min

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    Welcome to Asparagus: Fully Plucked, where we provide educational agriculture content to all members of Pat's Kingdom. So sit back, roll a rug in a bug, and enjoy! Lees meer

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  42. 96: Corn Mazes in Iowa

    30 september 2020 · 57 min

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    Normally since it's his birthday, we'd say 'All hail Xandy!' but we're over here hailing the corn cob cannon king instead. Maybe next year, Xandy. Maybe. Lees meer

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  43. 95: Daycares in Indiana

    23 september 2020 · 49 min

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    Thanks for tuning in to episode 1 of Dilbert + Smash Mouth: A Haunting. We hope you enjoy the nonsensical ramblings of a former Indiana model and his M&M loving sister. Lees meer

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  44. 94: Airports in North Carolina

    16 september 2020 · 48 min

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    You give podcasters a listen, you feed them a meal. Teach podcasters to steal listens, they probably get kicked off their platform. This made slightly more sense with apple sauce... Lees meer

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  45. 93: Malls in New Jersey

    9 september 2020 · 57 min

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    Well this was a weird one, so I'm not sure what to say here. Something something IKEA gnomes and bread bowls. Y'all know. Lees meer

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  46. 92: Parking Violations Bureaus in Los Angeles, CA

    2 september 2020 · 50 min

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    Christine and Alex, the scum of the earth, are back to discuss communism, Kafka, and The Parking Enforcement Agenda (PEA). Christine also throws curses around like they're nothing, so we're sorry in advance if we ruin your life. Lees meer

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  47. 91: Beaches in Rhode Island

    26 augustus 2020 · 57 min

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    Hey all you naughty gulls, thanks for tuning in to Christine's National Convention. She has only one platform: Eradicate All Ocean Worms. Please don't vote for her. Lees meer

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  48. 90: Small Towns in Ohio

    19 augustus 2020 · 57 min

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    We're going through our lives as a couple of dunk clowns: We think too highly of ourselves and we laugh at our own jokes. Lees meer

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  49. Between You And Us: Episode 18

    17 augustus 2020 · 22 min

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    Need more of life's sweet substance? We got you covered. We're back with another episode where we read reviews that you found and sent in to us! Lees meer

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  50. 89: Lighthouses in Maine

    12 augustus 2020 · 54 min

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    After years of perfecting our popsicle stick versions of episode 89, we've finally released the finished product. In this episode, we read reviews of lighthouses worthy of Steven King's editor. So sit down, heat up your beans, and enjoy the episode. But before you listen, heed this warning: sexy stuff. Lees meer

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