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Sam Tripoli Demonetized This Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 884
4 november 2026 · 1 uur 12 min
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Sup, chomos! Christina holds down the Mommy Dome with Comedy Store OG and her friend of 30 years Sam Tripoli, who's in Austin to do Kill Tony and plug his free special, 30 Minutes with Sam Tripoli, from GaS Digital. Sam opens by arguing the world needs assholes again, explains why clean comics are secretly the worst people, and finally tells the story of getting robbed by the same hooker twice in one day. Plus: his Armenian dad throwing him across the room, the homemade wrestling belts he and his brother fought over, and why Christina's sons will never go to a sleepover.
Then M Night Shyamalan is back on his new YouTube channel, this time doing an "ask me anything" with college students at a wing shop. Christina and Sam pause it every 30 seconds for the press-junket setup nobody needed, M Night shaking a server's hand while she's running food, him rephrasing the kid's question, and "just be yourself" advice when what the kid really needs to know is who funds your movie. Along the way they rattle off their all-time favorite movies (Fight Club, Taxi Driver, Ghostbusters, Rushmore), try to get their kids to watch Charlie Brown after the Super Mario movie, and debate whether M Night is a reptilian.
Plus, Christina's Curations: a parrot putting on blush, five grown men in a meowing contest, date night at Dave & Buster's, taser boxing (Sam wants to be its Dana White), deep-fried prison burritos, a man whose family stages an intervention over h…
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Trick Or TASER w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 883
28 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 12 min
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Happy HallowJEANS!!! This week, Christina holds down the Mommy Dome with her spooky stepdad Duncan Trussell. She's Princess Diana in the iconic revenge dress, and he's a Spirit Halloween box of wine. They relive the day Diana died (including a legendary 1997 home video of a party finding out live on CNN), get into Charles, Camilla and the infamous tampon phone call, and imagine the old royal tradition of the whole court watching newlyweds consummate.
From there: a San Francisco man who turns a cardboard box into his own puppet show, Halloween costumes (the Liberty Mutual guy, a high-end jewel thief, a hazmat suit), dads who dress their kids up as tiny copies of themselves, and why your friends without kids will never understand the bedtime window.
Then the taser finally arrives. After a compilation of people getting zapped, Duncan tases himself with a stun gun straight off Amazon, Tanner takes the bite of the viper, and they unbox a TASER Pulse 2. Plus, a double dose of Curations from Duncan and Christine: a gimp jumping into a bog (and Duncan's runaway gimp at ACL), a harmonica-playing whip balancer, a yoga teacher with a suspicious glow, ChatGPT handling morning wood, a guy walking around Austin with shit in his drawers, e-bike jousting in London, a man singing to the full moon with his mini horse, and a preacher who blames Michael Myers for everything. Enjoy!
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Jigging For Squid w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 882
21 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 11 min
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Sup, chomos! Christina P is back auditioning new dads, and this week's stepdad is the great Harland Williams. Fresh off his first driverless Cybercab ride across Austin, Harland teaches Christina the Canadian art of jigging for squid, then helps her crack the case of a shirtless man in Lancaster who just wants somebody to come over and wrestle. From there it's Robert Paul Champagne's Christmas-wreath apartment, Mickey Mouse's gout, and an energy-healing retreat in a yellow laughing tent that Harland can't stop picking apart.
Along the way, Harland hands out his famous silly nicknames, works his Clint Eastwood from Unforgiven ("We all got it coming, kid") into every possible moment, can't unsee the red vein in Jodie Foster's eye through The Silence of the Lambs, and remembers flying 70 feet over a village as Warwick the Warlock in Disney's Spooky Buddies. When Christina steps out for a pee break, Harland takes over the show.
Plus: a one-tooth Romeo looking for goth girls, a guy who teaches his meat a lesson with a frying pan, the cussing chef, a man scratching his crack on a subway pole, the ass hoop flute elf, a crocodile getting passed around a party, Disney adults, and a screaming breakdancer. Go listen to The Harland Highway podcast right after. Enjoy!
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The Cops Read My Joke Notebook w/ Sam Morril | Your Mom's House Ep. 881
14 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 20 min
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Sup, chomos! Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome this week with your new stepdad, Sam Morril, whose new special Sam Morril: Incorrect is streaming now on Netflix. Before the opening clip even rolls, the two are swapping notes from their European tours: Finnish house whiskey, Budapest's Terror House museum, the world's oldest Ferris wheel from The Third Man, and post-communist roller coasters with no safety bar.
From there it's reliving Garth Brooks discovering Facebook from a hotel bed, Sam's Ryan Gosling and Matthew McConaughey crushes, the rat extermination from Sam's special, and a Main Mommy breakfast of Prozac, coffee and whiskey. before they spiral into JFK, Marilyn Monroe, and Bill Clinton's jujitsu-level charm.
Plus: Christina's TikTok curations include Chinese Girlfriend guy, the infinite pocket jeans, a chili dog video that would not end, hillbilly beatbox, the night New Orleans cops read Sam's joke notebook out loud, and the YMH courtship hotline remains open for business. Enjoy!
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Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:04:42 - Finnish Whiskey & Budapest's Terror House00:09:30 - Dark Tourism & Post-Communist Roller Coasters00:16:28 - Opening Clip: M. Night Shyamalan's Movie Diary00:20:45 - Garth Brooks Discovers Facebook00:28:35 - Temptation …
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Reject The Pumpkin Lord w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 880
7 oktober 2026 · 1 uur 59 min
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It's PUMKIN season in the Mommy Dome. Christina holds it down solo with her stepdad, Duncan Trussell, who's halfway through quitting nicotine and explains in way too much detail how he used to cook down liquid ketamine on a hot plate from Amazon. From there they go deep on burning it out, daddy issues and feeling like a motherless child, before the opening clip wakes everybody up the worst possible way.
Duncan brings his own TikTok curations this week: a former Satanist from Iowa who can't say "pumpkin," a Siamese-twin crooner singing his heart out in a pharmacy, a sad old man with Bela Lugosi eyebrows, and a barefoot candy rapper. Along the way, Horrible or Hilarious makes a brief return, Jason Priestley's under-eyes inspire a blepharoplasty pitch, and the crew shops for a Taser to use on Tanner.
Then it gets philosophical: Is self-love a satanic virtue? Can an acorn be a message from God? Should we all reject the Pumpkin Lord? Plus: furry etiquette and Duncan's fursona, an S&M session in a Courtyard Marriott conference room, lip filler that looks like a prolapse, the Kardashian "plague look," Mother Kali, Austin's living statue, and a deep dive into M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel, his 800 Blu-rays and his suspiciously nice comment section. Enjoy!
Also Christina, we found that guys Instagram handle: https://www.instagram.com/raja_kumar_121/
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Prozac Princess w/ Sara Weinshenk | Your Mom's House Ep. 879
30 september 2026 · 1 uur 21 min
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Sup, chomos! Christina holds down the Mommy Dome this week with fellow San Fernando Valley girl Sara Weinshenk, and the two have officially traded lives: Christina's the single mom now, and Sara is three years into dating a single dad with two little boys and packing up for Austin. They kick off the hot-tip swap with an Opening Clip of Cardi B laying down the law on never pooping at a new man's house, which spirals into emergency dumps at Taco Bell, a guy in the room who takes 20-second shits with no phone, and whether breaking the fart seal is the real romance killer.
From there it's mommy juice, Prozac princesses, the all-girls Catholic high school they both went to, exchange day at the boys' school, and Sara confesses to $200 of abundance candles, psychic Zooms, and moon manifesting in Topanga, and the two agree that playing it cold is the only way to date.
Plus: celebrity news with Sandy B, M. Night Shyamalan's new YouTube channel where he flips through his leather-bound journal ("I had to fire a 13-year-old today") and reads his one-line 9/11 entry, a dental floss chili dog in a thermos, vending-machine chimichangas, Texas school shanks, a man who kisses his birds goodnight, and a couple who keeps monkeys in diapers, a buffalo, and a capybara.
Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 879
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Is Christina Still The Garbage Queen? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 878
23 september 2026 · 1 uur 14 min
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Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with H. Foley and Kevin Ryan of Are You Garbage, and the boys show up ready to smoke indoors. Christina gives a full status report on the divorce diet, back on heaters after twenty years, white wine in the pool, sparkling rosé on weekends, one thin-crust Domino's Supreme a day, then demands to know if she's still the reigning Garbage Queen or if Jordan Jensen has taken the belt.From there: the locked drawer of Marlboro Lights with American Spirits on backup, the $228 Walmart pool that ruined a surgeon's view, whether a bedroom water cooler and coffee machine makes you Winston Churchill or a dirtbag, nugget supremacy, wasting good cheese on a burger, the correct way to bag groceries (eggs on the bottom, they build a perfect base), pickling every vegetable in the house, and Christina's $100,000 cat paintings, including a portrait of naked Tom Segura wrestling a bear.Then a full watch-along of M. Night Shyamalan's brand-new YouTube channel, where a man with thirty years of movies takes "a risk" by sitting on a bench next to a tree he planted for his dead dad. This leads directly into kids having taser fights under a bridge, Jackass, Johnny Knoxville, and why nobody in Hollywood ever tells anyone their idea sucks.TikTok Curations: the watermelon puncher, the outfit-of-the-day pervert, the man who cracks walnuts with his fingertips, and a kid crawling under a bathroom stall whi…
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Sliding Into Zac Efron's DMs w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 877
16 september 2026 · 1 uur 28 min
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Mom's back! This week, Christina's holding down the Mommy Dome with your fav stepdad Duncan Trussell, and she opens with a status report: off the Domino's, back on vegetables and hydroponic lettuce, cat art again. Duncan informs her she's accidentally enlisted in the war against hedonism, and they go straight into the void, plant medicine vs. getting fucked up for fun, starting a spiritual practice as an act of aggression against yourself, and Duncan's three theories of what happens when you die, including the one that terrifies him most: blinking into a stranger's midlife as a cab driver in New York, forever. They also pull up the Heaven's Gate doc and rank it the most disappointing cult in history, and Duncan mounts a full defense of the stability of all men.
Christine's got some wild curations including a man harvesting tree bark with his teeth, a Lake Tahoe hippie who trades meditation classes for a room, a guy who wants $100 and your car for his DMV test, and a woman who is furious that you think her rabbit is Winnie the Pooh. Then Christina admits she met Zac Efron in the Mothership green room, Duncan diagnoses the only viable strategy, and she composes and sends him a message live on the show. Plus: an AI girlfriend for a man with dementia, whacking material in Airplane!, the dead panther chameleon and the $400 robot duck replacing him, which animal Christina's face actually is, a Hungarian guy to screen her calls, why no man is meeting her kids until they're 18, and a waxing video that takes the mustache with it.
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Cool Guys, Slick Guys, Neat Guys w/Caitlin Peluffo | Your Mom's House Ep. 876
9 september 2026 · 1 uur 19 min
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Tom's holding down the Mommy Dome this week with comedian Caitlin Peluffo, fresh off the Funny AF finals and out on the road with a brand new hour. She explains why a comedy competition full of fifteen-year veterans hit harder than any late night set, why stand up is infinitely harder than making a movie, and how the whole thing got her out of debt.
Then Tom finds out she's single and decides to fix it, spending the rest of the episode presenting her with some eligible bachelors pulled straight from the cool guy pile: a man doing bathroom talk about Pepsi, a suitor who will beat up anyone who interrupts a conversation with a laptop, a Vancouver man out of smokes, an apple pie enthusiast, a flat earther explaining how GPS works, and a devoted gentleman leaving Julia good morning voicemails. Along the way Caitlin admits she bit a wart off her own finger, Tom delivers a passionate PSA about going into credit card debt for teeth and getting your skin tags removed for the rest of us, and the two of them dissect M. Night Shyamalan's cringe YouTube launch on his sad little bench and how it's not that dissimilar from the all-time original, Garth Brooks joining Facebook.
Plus: Horrible or Hilarious with an old man scooting into a pool, a lightning strike survivor apologizing on a stranger's porch, and an arm snapping in a pub. We also get a long overdue cool guy update on Tony Johns, who is making history from the Cayuga County jailhouse. Enjoy!
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The Sleaze Bag Starter Kit w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 875
2 september 2026 · 58 min
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Tom is off this week, so Christina is joined by the one and only Ian Fidance, host of Ian Do on YouTube, on the road every week for the rest of the year, tickets at https://IanFidance.com. Ian arrives with flowers and a full divorce care package to usher Christina into the dating world, which leads to a conversation about the sleazebag starter kit he should be selling on tour, the darts she's allowed to rip now, and the gout-into-kidney-stones saga that put Ian on a Montreal hotel floor an hour before a taping.
Then it's clip time: the horny cowboy is back with tips nobody asked for, a long-overdue update on Tony Johns and his homeless era, the whistling man who has genuinely figured out life, and a piss gadget that raises real questions. Ian pitches the only logical next step, move every cool guy into one house, with Christina as the RA handing out chores and taking away privileges.
Also: a spy explains how important mouth stuff is in espionage, Christina finds out what dating requires in 2026 versus 2005, the suitor hotline delivers three voicemails and one very promising mechanic named Chris, Ian gets choke slammed at AEW, and a QVC host says something beautiful without realizing it. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 875
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Lesbo Jihadist w/ Yannis Pappas | Your Mom's House Ep. 874
26 augustus 2026 · 1 uur 21 min
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This week, Tom is joined by the property owner himself, Yannis Pappas, whose special Property Owner is on YouTube now and new episodes of History Hyenas with Chrissy D out every week. They open on the underrated power of a compliment from a Philadelphia homeless man, the tier list of who compliments best, and why "you're taller than I thought" both feels great and is a little insulting.
From there it's El Chapo's vitamins and the corpses he lined his driveway with, Vlad the Impaler's welcome mat, which comic could start a cult, the CIA-adjacent Manson doc that Tom actually buys, the man who survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and a lone plane crash survivor who walked out of the fireball scrolling his phone. Plus RFK Jr.'s gag reflex, the bear he dumped in Central Park after a long day of falcon hunting, and whether autism is just humans upgrading for the AI age.
Things get real when the guys compare notes on their dads one a Korean War lieutenant who said you can't pin a medal on a dead guy, and the other a Vietnam lieutenant who figured out at 72 that the war might have affected him. Then Tom introduces Yannis to the great Pastor Manning of Harlem, and the man goes off on jobs, doo doo, Doctor King, Jay-Z, Fat Joe, and one lesbo jihadist wife, and mayor with a free bus ride plan. Also: Kanye's catchiest work, some horrible or hilarious clips, street dentistry in India, and a free commercial fo…
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The Horny Hotline w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 873
19 augustus 2026 · 1 uur 58 min
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This week, Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with one of your new stepdads, Joe DeRosa, whose Netflix special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is streaming now! They open with a man who hand-washes his underwear and dries it in the microwave, which spirals into a briefs vs. boxers debate, Joe's 24-hour road-clothing system, and Christina's divorce-year regimen: ripping darts, Florida-style white wine, thin crust Domino's every day, and depression-eating full KFC family buckets while Joe defends the biscuits.
Joe also answers for his viral Madonna rant, and the two get into how stars should age gracefully, Phil Collins' office chair, Axl Rose's throne, Iggy Pop climbing out of a coffin at Coachella, Catherine Deneuve, Cyndi Lauper, and the de-aged Robert De Niro kicking scene in The Irishman.
Then the real business: finding Christina a new man. The candidates include an asexual lawyer running for California Secretary of State, inmates filming prison dating videos, and the brand-new horny hotline, where suitors like Terry, the cat guy, depressed Justin from Pennsylvania, and front-runner John the Poet make their case. Christina also opens her DMs to review the avalanche of offers that followed her TMZ announcement. Plus teeth-fixing barters, a long tongue in menacing red light, Big Al's pool sandwiches, and one well-manicured goodnight guy who restores their faith in humanity. Plus: Kevin Smith universe friendships, You've Got Mail vs. Sleepless in Seattle, High Fidelity and record sto…
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Your Dad’s House w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 872
12 augustus 2026 · 1 uur 27 min
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Well, Tom is back in the Mommy Dome for the first time since the news, and longtime friend Ryan Sickler is in the chair with him. Tom addresses the divorce head-on: why he and Christina have been recording separately for months, getting the TMZ call, and why nobody "made" Christina go first. He also opens up about the state of his DMs, which include a kindergarten teacher looking to "help each other out" and Ryan's own mother, who, Ryan promises, means Tom can get dicked down in Delaware any time.
Tom then opens the show with a dude declaring that anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black is gay, which sends Tom and Ryan into the world of men fighting the internet: a guy debunking AI edits of himself kissing dudes, Daddy Lalogon begging TikTok to stop calling him daddy, and Pastor Manning back at the pulpit with a fresh "get a job" sermon (plus the Suede remix) while the guys debate how many people are actually in that church.
Tom also pitches Ryan on the next dads-and-kids trip: a family resort in the Philippines where the giant Hulk statue's fully detailed dick doubles as a pool fountain, and the owner cannot stop posting slow-tilt reveals of it. Tom develops a whole theory about the man's artistic vision and wants to send a YMH field team to get more details. They also spiral into junkyard Instagram where a guy solving car problems with half-sticks of dynamite and another launching full propane tanks out of a cannon. Plus some horrible or hilarious clips and a debate about Catholicism for the ages. Enjoy!
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People Changes w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 871
5 augustus 2026 · 2 uur 42 min
I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun. Lees meer
Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works.
They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb.
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Chapters 00:00:00 - Emotional Intro00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors01:39:06 - Christina's Curations02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding02:33:51…
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Let Cops Drink & Drive w/ Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 870
29 juli 2026 · 1 uur 19 min
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Sup, chomos! Tom Segura welcomes the shaman himself, Matt McCusker of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast back to the Mommy Dome.
Tom opens the show with a clip of a man getting pepper sprayed off a plane sends them down a rabbit hole of taser videos, body cam channels, and sovereign citizens. Matt reveals his wife spent five years as a Philly cop, pulling her gun by week three, and Tom recalls his LAPD ride-along with an officer who answered "which time?" when asked if he'd ever fired his weapon. From there: Anthony Weiner debating his way out of a 3-on-1, why psychology is a fake science, the news that oysters are alive when you eat them, and how the World Cup is really America saying "you're welcome."
Plus: a grizzly eats a black bear, a man sexually attracted to forests, a Horrible or Hilarious pool fall for the ages, and Matt's dad discovering Buc-ee's. Enjoy!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:55 - Opening Clip: You're Gonna Get Sprayed
00:04:55 - Tasers, Body Cams & Sovereign Citizens
00:08:52 - Matt's Wife Was Philly PD
00:14:33 - The Ride-Along Cop Who Killed Four People
00:18:27 - Taser Clips
00:24:19 - Trolling Telemarketers
00:30:51 - Pastor Manning
00:37:04 - Elite Debaters & Anthony Weiner
00:45:31 - Clip: Sexually Attracted To Forrests
00:47:11 - Animal Violence
00:51:54 - Welcome To USA
00:56:22 - Horrible Or Hilario…
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Airtight Poker Night w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 869
22 juli 2026 · 1 uur 12 min
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Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship.
They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjo…
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Tripping For 7 Days Straight w/ Dave Landau | Your Mom's House Ep. 868
15 juli 2026 · 1 uur 29 min
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On this week's episode, Main Mommy Christina P holds down the fart with stand-up comic Dave Landau. He's the perfect co-captain to match our dark and twisted-ness, starting with a shared love of David Lynch. After a brief interruption of a staff member (male) in short shorts, Dave recounts his trippy days totaling in approx. 400 hits. Kids these days will never understand. Christina introduces Dave to some Cool Guys and Gals including, but not limited to, a CPAP monster, a pirate, and a guy that looks eerily similar to Robin Williams in Toys. Wrapping up the episode with Christina's TikTok Curations, Dave and Christina take a few detours into closeted celebrities (shout out George Michael) and hidden toilet cams.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 868
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Chapters
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00:04:16 - Short Shorts
00:09:48 - Opening Clip
00:15:42 - Trippy Dave
00:27:15 - Kids These Days are Screwed
00:34:51 - CPAP
00:42:04 - Pazsitzky Effects
00:45:29 - Closeted Celebs
00:55:31 - Christina's Curations
01:06:09 - Worst Cigs
01:14:08 - Hidden Toilet Cams
01:22:27 - Closing Song: Cool Girls Club By Versace Kolache
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Alec Baldwin DEMANDS His Bag Back w/ Ryan Long | Your Mom's House Ep. 867
8 juli 2026 · 1 uur 18 min
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What's up there, chomos! Tom's out. Christina P is holding down the Mommy Dome with Ryan Long, Canadian sketch comedian, content creator, and a man who recently received a cease and desist from a testosterone clinic over a joke photo.
Ryan opens talking acting and shares one of his sketch videos, Doyle the OnlyFans pimp who thought he'd be living the life and spends 90% of his day rating strangers' dicks. They also open the show with Alec Baldwin fully losing his mind at over a missing bag in a video that feels like a parody.
From there: Ontario passed a law allowing all women to go topless in public, the tits you actually see at the nude beach are not the ones you pictured, and Austin has a shirtless jogging epidemic with zero enforcement of chest hair standards. Plus, a cool gal accepting boyfriend applications on TikTok and Christina and Ryan do their civic duty to find her a man. They also review Cowboys for Angels, a straight male gigolo site that Ryan correctly points out uses completely gender-neutral language.
Then a Tulum trip story ends with Christina inserting off-brand suppositories into her hotel mini fridge so they'd stop melting before she could use them, and the cleaning staff tidied the wrappers and put them in a glass jar. She would like you to know they were unused.
Finally, Christina's TikTok Curations: a weather reporter who unexpectedly quotes Edgar Allan Poe, a body percussionist who is simply not ready, a man posting his phone number who specifically says not to ask for money, a woman who attempts parkour and lands on her face then immedia…
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Creditmaxxing A Decade Of Debt w/ Caleb Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 866
1 juli 2026 · 1 uur 19 min
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Sup, chomos! This week, Caleb Hammer, host of Financial Audit joins the Mommy Dome to talk money, mayhem, and the chaos of his own show. Caleb grew up broke and clawed his way out of massive debt, all while interviewing some of the internet's most financially unhinged people on Financial Audit.
The conversation covers the actual hard math behind why most Americans can't survive an $800 rent payment, the case for buying a house even when renting is cheaper, and how nearly 40 states now require a personal finance class in high school, which means "nobody told me" will officially stop working as an excuse. Caleb also breaks down the wildest things his guests have said on camera, including unprompted racism, casual tax evasion confessions, and one woman who's never filed a return in her life with zero consequences.
They also run through Horrible or Hilarious clips, debate whether financial domination clients just need to "drop the N-word" more, and dive deep into Mike Fedele, the only tax man offering both IRS advice and detailed sexual positioning tips in the same breath. Caleb also opens up about a serious flying phobia that led him to charter a tiny private jet just to feel in control, and gets talked into a future helicopter ride by Tom. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 866
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Chapters
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00:01:26 - Delusions, Maxed Credit Cards, & Dec…
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Using Amazon For Body Disposal w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 865
24 juni 2026 · 1 uur 41 min
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What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal.They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women.Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction!Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy!
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It's Just Like The Gays! w/ Kurt Metzger | Your Mom's House Ep. 864
17 juni 2026 · 1 uur 15 min
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This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun!
Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy.
Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 864
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:28 - Where's Tim?
00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar
00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update
00:21:18 - Truck Driving School
00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy
00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files
00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor
00:44:14 - Fun Day
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My Day On A P*rn Set w/ Adam Ray | Your Mom's House Ep. 863
10 juni 2026 · 1 uur 23 min
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Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave.
This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live".
Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 863
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Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW? w/ Jeremy Corbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 862
3 juni 2026 · 2 uur 7 min
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Welcome back! Tom is out of town, which means Christina P is flying solo this week. Joining her is UAP journalist, documentary provocateur, and tattooed accidental truth-teller Jeremy Corbell!
Christina P and Jeremy Corbell deep dive into UFO disclosure, government secrecy, whistleblowers, mysterious orb sightings, and the theories that keep people up at night. From David Grusch's congressional testimony to the controversial "Immaculate Constellation" program, Jeremy breaks down what insiders claim is happening behind the scenes and why the fight over disclosure is
far from over.
The conversation goes way beyond nuts-and-bolts UFOs. Christina and Jeremy explore interdimensional theories, the Ariel School encounter, consciousness, spirituality, and the strange connection between human perception and unexplained phenomena. Whether you're a skeptic, believer, or just UFO-curious, this episode will leave you questioning what you think you know. Is the truth really out there? Maybe!
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Collector Or Hoarder? w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 861
27 mei 2026 · 1 uur 21 min
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- Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH.Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a…
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Ron Taylor Is Funny AF | Your Mom's House Ep. 860
20 mei 2026 · 1 uur 17 min
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What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor.
Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing.
They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?", check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 860
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:52 - Opening Clip: Waking Up Sleeping Guy
00:13:27 - Getting Started In Detroit
00:18:04 - The Secret To A Great Comedy Special
00:27:13 - Comedy Aspirations
00:33:57 - The Moment Ron Knew He Could Win
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Puff Puff Paranoia w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 859
13 mei 2026 · 1 uur 38 min
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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors.
The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 859
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood
00:05:04 - Make School Great Again
00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard
00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood
00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber
00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal
00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic
00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff
00:40:58 - Power To The People
00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo
00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids
01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers
01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation
01:28:59 - Wrap Up
01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon
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Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari Shaffir | Your Mom's House Ep. 858
6 mei 2026 · 1 uur 29 min
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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show
00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids
00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought
00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba
00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy
00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments
00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story
00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out
00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas
00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres
00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather?
00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay?
01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards
01:24:58 - Wrap Up
01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub
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Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman | Your Mom's House Ep. 857
29 april 2026 · 1 uur 24 min
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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 857
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off
00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank
00:14:51 - Mouth Noises
00:21:02 - Mostly Straight
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Shitting Gold w/ David Cross | Your Mom's House Ep. 856
22 april 2026 · 1 uur 44 min
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The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me
00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls
00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors
00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro
00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish
00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education
00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End
00:59:44 - Golden Shit
01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake
01:15:22 - TikToks
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Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody Rhodes | Your Mom's House Ep. 855
15 april 2026 · 1 uur 40 min
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Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways.
Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person
00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy
00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy
00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout
00:24:08 - Hungry Lion
00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's
00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels
00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors
00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters
00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania
00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans
00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets
01:03:31 - Piledrivers
01:07:12 - Nakedness
01:14:54 - Handshakes
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Tim & Christine Learn About Bimbofication | Your Mom's House Ep. 854
8 april 2026 · 1 uur 21 min
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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.
Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.
If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool
00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband
00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom
00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef
00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant
00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun
00:33:20 - Inter…
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Ari Matti Is An International Problem | Your Mom's House Ep. 853
1 april 2026 · 1 uur 12 min
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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular.
Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.
It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty.
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00:00:00 - Intro
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00:11:20 - America & MMA Fighting
00:19:17 - Opening Clip: I'll Eat It
00:23:33 - Foreign Chiropractors
00:28:48 - Big Word Burger
00:32:34 - Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits
00:34:13 - Liver King & Rogan
00:37:42 - Big Break & YMH Memories
00:41:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:48:27 - Brain Injuries
00:58:19 - What…
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Brian Simpson Almost Died | Your Mom's House Ep. 852
25 maart 2026 · 1 uur 20 min
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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA.
Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:41 - Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain
00:03:22 - Brian Simpson Almost Died
00:11:22 - Getting To The Hospital
00:22:13 - The Wacky American Healthcare System
00:33:06 - New Lease On Life
00:37:40 - Gay Black Guy Stuff
00:40:13 - Horny Granny
00:42:20 - Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage
00:45:42 - Dolly Parton's Funbags
00:51:27 - TikToks
01:04:51 - The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes
01:10:41 - More White People Shit
01:16:46 - Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO…
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Triggered By Trauma w/ Triggernometry's Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin | Your Mom's House Ep. 851
18 maart 2026 · 1 uur 55 min
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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"
Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black
00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag
00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance
00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage
00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up
00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom
00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine
00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car
00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper
00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House
00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?
00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void
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Tom Is Home Here Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 850
11 maart 2026 · 1 uur 10 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips.
This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival
00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition
00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth
00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House
00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice
00:33:01 - Kinky Unc
00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs
00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura
00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady
00:57:30 - TikToks
01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster
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Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim Breuer | Your Mom's House Ep. 849
4 maart 2026 · 1 uur 10 min
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Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy!Your Mom’s House Ep. 849
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:18 - Being A Fat Kid
00:04:20 - Raising Kids
00:08:30 - Opening Clip: Gay Genderfluid Dog
00:14:14 - Woody Allen & Hollywood Creeps
00:20:16 - Marriage, Loyalty, & A Stolen Car
00:31:49 - Really Cool Relationships
00:37:29 - Porn Addiction & How It Rewires Young Minds
00:42:52 - Some Gay Clips
00:47:42 - Huffing Car Accident
00:52:14 - College Frat Boys
00:57:05 - Find The Funny Tour
01:00:02 - Christina's Curations
01:07:06 - Closing Song - "Bite The End of Your Dad's D*ck Off" by DJ Stanimom
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[REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 848
25 februari 2026 · 1 uur 7 min
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Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face
00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral
00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word
00:27:38 - Period Update
00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files
00:30:52 - Safety Larry
00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry
00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review
00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff
00:56:07 - TikToks
01:03:59 - Wrap Up
01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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Topping From The Bottom w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 847
18 februari 2026 · 1 uur 20 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!
Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves.
There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out!
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Skankfest Surprise w/ Luis J. Gomez | Your Mom's House Ep. 846
11 februari 2026 · 1 uur 25 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best.
Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!
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Sal Vulcano Is Shocked This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 845
4 februari 2026 · 1 uur 18 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest.
Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are.
From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day.
The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on.
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Surviving An Ice Storm | Your Mom's House Ep. 844
28 januari 2026 · 1 uur 12 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice.
The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.
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We Were Trapped! | Your Mom's House Ep. 843
21 januari 2026 · 1 uur 8 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".
Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator
00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit
00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats
00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise
00:30:04 - Mike Fedele
00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry
00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger
00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles
00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia
00:50:17 - Pot Discourse
00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump
01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid
01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador
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Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Your Mom's House Ep. 842
14 januari 2026 · 1 uur 17 min
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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.
From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.
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Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase | Your Mom's House Ep. 841
24 december 2025 · 1 uur 8 min
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Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.
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Our Jeans Are High & Tactical | Your Mom's House Ep. 840
17 december 2025 · 1 uur 24 min
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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).
Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.
Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:12 - Farts & Safety
00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan
00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun
00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor
00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown
00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt
00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters
00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns
00:43:59 - Madonna
00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense
00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year
00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene
00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women
01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr
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Is It Gay To Drink Matcha? | Your Mom's House Ep. 839
10 december 2025 · 1 uur 37 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.
From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!
Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat
00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect
00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid
00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug
00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline
00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession
00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza
00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:34 - MMA Domination
00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election
00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho
01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving
01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack
01:14:40 - A Really …
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Hard For Hot Dads | Your Mom's House Ep. 838
3 december 2025 · 1 uur 22 min
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!
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Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837
19 november 2025 · 1 uur 18 min
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What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly
00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings
00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You?
00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism
00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler
00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love
00:35:53 - Fat Pets
00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts
00:46:12 - Fit CEO's
00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda
00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up
01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals
01:08:08 - TikToks
01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze
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FedSmoker Jr Strikes Again! | Your Mom's House Ep. 836
12 november 2025 · 1 uur 21 min
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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.
Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”
Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson
00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?
00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr
00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug
00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady
00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan
00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy
00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention
00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie
00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez
00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits
01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles
01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Rec…
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Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 835
5 november 2025 · 1 uur 15 min
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Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX.
They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?
Your Mom’s House Ep. 835
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior
00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You
00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk
00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show
00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum
00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer
00:35:17 - Dad Eyes
00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker?
00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat
00:56:11 - Christina's Curations
01:08:41 - Wrap Up
01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad
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