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  1. KJB Holiday Special: Die Hard

    21 december 2022 · 1 uur 27 min

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    Thats Right. Lees meer

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    We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT!
    Mick Lynch needs your help to secure concessions from the government to make the trains in this country slightly less fucking awful, and you can donate to the RMT's strike fund here: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    It's not a christmas movie

  2. S2E14.5: Robocop 2

    15 december 2022 · 1 uur 17 min

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    It's girls night! That's right, Alice and Abi are flying solo and are excited to do their makeup, talk about boys (female) and watch a girly film... wait a minute, Devon swapped the DVD out for Robocop 2 before they left! That bastard. Lees meer

    In a futuristic 90s Detroit, the experimental "half man, half robot, all cop" Robocop has been incredibly effective. Desperate to recapture the success of Robocop, the OCP decide to create Robocop 2. But they fuck it up and it sucks. This is genuinely the plot of the movie.

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT!
    Mick Lynch needs your help to secure concessions from the government to make the trains in this country slightly less fucking awful, and you can donate to the RMT's strike fund here: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*

    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  3. S2E14: One Spy Too Many

    7 december 2022 · 1 uur 39 min

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    Napoleon Solo faces off against his most dangerous foe yet: A guy who thinks he's gonna become like Alexander the Great and rule the world if he breaks all of the ten commandments. Like five steps in this guy's plan is the '?????' step. He's truly just doing shit and having fun with it. Lees meer

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  4. S2E13.5: Equilibrium

    1 december 2022 · 1 uur 16 min

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    It's the second best trenchcoat action gun martial arts movie about being transgender produced in the early 2000s! And boys, there's a bit of a fucking gap between first and second place in this ranking. Lees meer

    In a world where emotion is outlawed, one man will change everything by learning that it's okay for men to cry sometimes as long as they are still capable of doing fucking sick cool nasty gun kung fu....

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  5. S2E13: The Spy with My Face

    24 november 2022 · 1 uur 18 min

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    It's Napoleon Solo's second outing, and it's fuckin wierd. I think this is maybe our funniest episode since Cars 2, genuinely. There's just such a rich tapestry of insane things this movie puts in front of you. Lees meer

    Napoleon Solo is kidnapped and replaced with an evil agent that has had plastic surgery to look exactly like him, just in time to be sent away on a critical mission to deliver the new access codes... for the Vault. And it falls to UNCLE Agent Ilya to realise that this man is not enough of a misogynist to be the real Solo

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*

    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  6. S2E12.5: The Lives of Others

    17 november 2022 · 1 uur 28 min

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    This week, Alice takes us to the GDR as we watch our first-ever German-language movie, a movie that poses the question: What if a Stasi guy got into a parasocial relationship with the people he is assigned to monitor? Lees meer

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*

    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  7. S2E12: To Trap A Spy

    8 november 2022 · 1 uur 32 min

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    MI6's James Bond: Eliminated
    Jason Bourne: Eliminated
    Jack Ryan: Eliminated
    U.N.C.L.E.'s Napoleon Solo: .... Active
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    Dear friends, it's time to embark upon a new venture. Join us, as we head all the way back to 1964 and crack into a whole new series as we hunt down The Man from U.N.C.L.E.... It's time to Kill Napoleon Solo!

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*

    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  8. S2E11.5: KJB Q&A 7

    2 november 2022 · 1 uur 13 min

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    Let's get parasocial babey! This time: Do we miss Bond? Which young adult novels did we read? What was the origin of our names? and what is our favourite Wierd Gun? Lees meer

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*

    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  9. S2E11: Jennifer’s Body

    26 oktober 2022 · 1 uur 12 min

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    It's a very spooky halloween spooktactular as we turn our vision towards a subject few would dare discuss: Teenage girls! Writer, Youtuber, Podcaster and Elected Government Official (Swedish) Mia Mulder joins us to ask one very simple question: Is this movie about 9/11? The answer is yes, by the way. It is. Lees meer

    You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics

    support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder

    Watch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA

    And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*

    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  10. S2E10.5: Saloum

    21 oktober 2022 · 1 uur 46 min

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    Welcome... to Da Cerebral Hour as we discuss the Senegalese Southern/terror Saloum. But we are not alone on this venture, as joining us is Author and certified Gambian, ML Kejera! Lees meer

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*

    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  11. S2E10: Without Remorse

    13 oktober 2022 · 1 uur 12 min

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    We finally did it, we reached the apex of the Tom Clancy movies. Lees meer

    In a world without wives.... one man has a dream: To avenge his fridged pregnant wife by killing approximately 50 full human beings. But Don't worry- all of them are foreign. It's impossible that any of them could have wives or anything.

    I don't know how to sum this one up other than by saying that in the scene that could most be called "the one where Michael B Jordan says what the movies themes are" the film unironically goes like 'i didnt carry an M4 in aleppo just to see them carried in the streets of the United States'. Foreign nations are a sandbox in a state of perpetual violence, but the US is sacred.

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
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    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  12. S2E9.5 Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

    6 oktober 2022 · 1 uur 6 min

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    It's honestly somewhat refreshing to see a movie be genuinely, wholeheartedly and earnestly racist against the English. I've never felt real hate like this before and I can only respect it. Anyway this movie is shit Lees meer

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    THE WINTER OF CONTENT

    As mentioned in the episode, the UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*
    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  13. S2E9: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

    29 september 2022 · 1 uur 27 min

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    Alright, after taking a brief vacation to the land of Lazenby, it's time to return to Jack Ryan. This one is a modern reboot from 2014 that is somehow equal parts James Bond, Jason Bourne, and Alex Rider Stormbreaker. Lees meer

    A shady Russian capitalist plans to cause 9/11 2. Thats the plot of the movie.

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    Owing to the increasing cost of living and general misery of being alive in the UK right now, from next month the bonus episodes will be posted on the free feed until the spring solstice or the collapse of the British state, whichever is earlier. So if you feel like you're in a position where you're going to need to cut down on your outgoings, please cancel your subscription to us.

    If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
    donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
    or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

    There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

    Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*
    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  14. S2E8.5: Hedwig and the Angry Inch

    22 september 2022 · 10 min

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    Lets not beat around the bush here: Alice did not participate in bringing a movie that means a lot to her, instead opting to show us Winter Kills. After an internal disciplinary process, she performed malicious compliance and dropped a transgender emotional nuke on us.

    So, we watched Hedwig. And we had a lot of thoughts.

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  15. S2E8: A Queen’s Ransom

    15 september 2022 · 1 uur 11 min

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    Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a queen ant does, we watched a movie about her life and times. Lees meer

    George Lazenby and Jimmy Wang Yu lead a gang of elite criminals attempting to assassinate the Queen! Can they finish off Er Maj before their nemesis, the character legitimately named Police Inspector Karate Master, tracks them down?

    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!
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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*
    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  16. S2E7.5 Kung Fu Hustle [TEASER]

    7 september 2022 · 10 min

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    Surely not EVERYONE was Kung Fu Fighting. That would be insane.

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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  17. S2E7: The Sum of All Fears

    1 september 2022 · 1 uur 23 min

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    This movie boldly asks: What if a global neo-nazi cabal used a stolen israeli nuke to glass the city of Baltimore? What if CIA Analyst Jack Ryan (Slightly too young Ben Affleck) was to try to stop it? Lees meer

    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!
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    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*
    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  18. S2E6: Air Force One

    17 augustus 2022 · 1 uur 29 min

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    We're just not quite ready to let Harrison Ford go yet, so we move seamlessly from Clear and Present Danger to Air Force One, a roughly contemporaneous movie that could fit very neatly into the Jack Ryan universe, as canonically Jack does become President of the United States, in part for his actions during Clear and Present Danger. I hate knowing so much about these fuckin films. Lees meer

    A barely-concealed reaction to the Yugoslavian War, and in particular the Bosnian Genocide, this movie shows the president making a speech in which he promises the US will involve itself at the first sign of humanitarian crisis, rather than waiting for international consensus. This prompts a group of communist revanchists (Led by Gary Oldman) to invade and take control of Air Force One, the president's private plane.

    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

    *WEB DESIGN ALERT*
    Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  19. S2E5.5: Winter Kills [TEASER]

    9 augustus 2022 · 11 min

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    Continuing the trend that Abi started by bringing us Totally Spies last time, we're taking a deep dive in to Alice's favourite childhood film, a movie that really meant a lot to her growing up. And even though it's kind of shit, (It's a 1970s 'comedy' with no discernable jokes, A fun premise that completely falls flat after a catestrophic mishandling, and to cap it all off, a trainwreck of a production process) we stuck with it because, having watched it, we now feel closer to our dear friend Alice.

    Hold on a moment, I'm being handed a note,

    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

    Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  20. S2E5: Clear and Present Danger

    3 augustus 2022 · 1 uur 38 min

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    It's time to keep up the heat on Jack Ryan, and this time Mr Constitution himself is off to Colombia to racistly get himself involved in a bunch of drug smuggling events. Hard to express the lack of respect this movie has to the nation of Colombia, and indeed to the viewer. Lees meer

    Jack Ryan is made Acting Deputy Director of the CIA when his mentor James Earl Jones, here playing the character of America, falls ill. Jack immediately is a naive dipshit and gets himself Embroiled. To discuss events past this point would be a disservice to letting us reveal them during the episode.

    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!
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    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

  21. S2E4.5: Totally Spies: the Movie [TEASER]

    27 juli 2022 · 10 min

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    Alright, look. Permit us this one. This was pretty nice to do.

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  22. S2E4: Patriot Games

    20 juli 2022 · 1 uur 13 min

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    Kill James Bond enters into another long-term beef with a named person, as we return.... to Jack Ryan. Lees meer

    This time, retired CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford) faces off against a rogue element of the IRA, after getting himself embroiled in an assassination attempt against a royal when on holiday in London. Irish Sean Bean swears revenge against him for killing his little brother, and hunts him down across America.

    the American release for this nearly had the tagline 'there has never been a terrorist attack on American soil', which they got rid of because it seemed like too much of a challenge.

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  23. S1E16.5: The Hunt for Red October [UNLOCKED]

    19 juli 2022 · 1 uur 40 min

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    This is a bonus episode originally released on Sept. 12 2021, unlocked to kick off our Jack Ryan series! Lees meer

    - - -

    Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October.

    Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.

    We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,

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  24. S2E3.5: Three Days of the Condor [TEASER]

    13 juli 2022 · 10 min

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    This week, what if there was a man who dressed so fly that the CIA wanted him dead? What if you could defeat the CIA by carjacking a hot enough woman? What if you read enough books that you stumbled upon something important? Three Days of the Condor is a movie that asks and answers all of these questions, and we have brought on our producer and true 4th mic, Nate Bethea, to discuss it.

    I think it provides a really interesting counterexample to the Bourne Identity. This is on Netflix and I genuinely recommend you watch it for a taste of shitty 1970s New York and Robert Redford dressing like a fucking don in every scene.

    We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at
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  25. S2E3: Enemy of the State

    6 juli 2022 · 1 uur 18 min

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    What happens when the entire force of the 1998 NSA is brought to bear, Including a limitless budget, Magic security cameras, spy satellites, and absolute power to kill without oversight, to obliterate the life of a single random dude? Lees meer

    But what if that dude was Will Smith?

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  26. S2E2.5: OSS 117: Lost In Rio

    29 juni 2022 · 1 uur 14 min

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    Long-time listeners may recall that for S1E3.5 we talked about 'OSS 117: Cairo, nest of spies'. Well with Abigail jetting off to Vidcon we have taken the time to invite along dear friend of the show Mattie Lubchansky to talk about its' sequel! Lees meer

    This is a movie that comes SO fuckin close to being one we can unreservedly recommend, but sadly it fails Hebdo's Gambit a few too many times.

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  27. S2E2: Breach (2007)

    21 juni 2022 · 1 uur 19 min

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    Further to the theme of last episode's taught depiction of actual spy work, today we're taking a look at the dramatisation of the true story of Robert Hanssen, an FBI agent who spent decades spying for the USSR, and later Russia. Lees meer

    This is a well-acted, high stakes retelling that somewhat unfortunately was unwatchable for Abi, due to the protagonist being the spitting image of her childhood friend 'Paedo John'.

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  28. S2E1.5: Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro [UNLOCKED]

    14 juni 2022 · 1 uur 14 min

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    The gang are joined once again by the wonderful Shannon Strucci- editor, podcast host, video essayist, and foremost Lupin III scholar that we happen to know- to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's directorial debut; the 1979 animated movie 'Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro'. Lees meer

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  29. S2E1: Syriana

    8 juni 2022 · 1 uur 24 min

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    It's finally here, after much fanfare and buildup: Season 2 of KJB starts off not with a bang, but with a knowing hmm as we kick off the Cerebral Hour Lees meer

    Syriana is potentially the best depiction of spy work we have covered, and it's serious themes lead us to a very thoughtful and introspective discussion of western intervention- and also Mark Strong is here in what i can only describe as 'Arab Face'

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  30. Season 2 Episode 0.5: KJB Q&A 6 [UNLOCKED]

    1 juni 2022 · 1 uur 3 min

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    It's the pre-show party to Season 2, baby! And this year it just so happens to fall on the first of June, the first day of our yearly Banquet of Forgiveness, where YOU (thats right, you) get our Bonus episodes for the month COMPLETELY FREE! Lees meer

    This week on KJB Q&A: We discuss fighting a chimp with a sword for ten minutes, Abi invents a new Regional Bond, and we decipher which wrestling moves would be safest to perform on a child!

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  31. Episode 33: Jason Bourne (you know his name)

    24 mei 2022 · 1 uur 21 min

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    They fucking.... they fucking made the same movie again. I'm going to issue an actionable threat of violence against named persons Lees meer

    This is it guys, with the conclusion of the Jason Bourne Miniseries we are truly at the end of KJB Season 1. It's been an incredible journey, from nothing to the apple podcasts #1 film review podcast in the UK, to over a million downloads within a year is an insane pace and we're so truly grateful for you for coming with us on this adventure.

    Alice, Abi, and Devon Will Return

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  32. Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro

    18 mei 2022 · 11 min

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    We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky! Lees meer

    The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flames of a candelabra and Devon has heart palpitations. Can you tell I'm caring less and less about the copy on these as time goes by?

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  33. Episode 32: The Bourne Legacy

    10 mei 2022 · 1 uur 12 min

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    The Bourne Legacy is a perfect case study for what happens when a series is getting tired, so you bring in a new guy to breathe new life into it- and it really works! until the final half hour, where it's heroic attempt to reach out of the pile of slop, like Sandman in Spider Man 3 attempting to impose order on his constituent parts through sheer force of will, eventually fails and it collapses back into formless, meaningless Bourne-slop. Or something like that Lees meer

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  34. Episode 31.5: Flushed Away

    3 mei 2022 · 10 min

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    Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this Lees meer

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  35. Episode 31: The Bourne Ultimatum

    26 april 2022 · 1 uur 21 min

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    ・゚: *✧・゚:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂?✧*:・゚✧ Lees meer

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  36. Episode 30.5: KJB Q&A 5 [TEASER]

    20 april 2022 · 10 min

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    Well, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother fucker, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live show, what our plans are for the future of KJB, and what our ideal Mamma Mia 3 would look like! Lees meer

    This episode features Devon saying "I think if I tried I could probably figure out what Greek Fire was"

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  37. Episode 30: No Time To Die (KJB Live from Streatham)

    13 april 2022 · 2 uur 13 min

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    We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event. Lees meer

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  38. Episode 29.5: Shoot Em Up

    6 april 2022 · 10 min

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    This episode is genuinely one of our best, I think.
    It's a deep dive into a movie that just isn't really very good, but the director and writer had such passion that it's hard not to feel kinship with the guy.
    Also, we finally put forth the central point of the podcast: It's gay to cum.
    Lees meer

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  39. Episode 29: The Bourne Supremacy

    29 maart 2022 · 1 uur 13 min

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    Remember when the Jason Bourne movie ended satisfyingly and conclusively? Well what if we fucking made four more. Idiot. Fuck you Lees meer

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  40. Episode 28.5- Police Story

    23 maart 2022 · 10 min

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    Alright, Alice and Abi each picked a Jackie Chan movie, so I had simply no choice but to round out the trifecta with what is widely believed to be his directorial masterpiece (and his own personal favourite of his movies)- Police Story! Lees meer

    After a drug bust goes wrong, Jackie Chan must protect the star witness from retribution- and hijinks ensue.

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  41. Episode 28: The Bourne Identity

    16 maart 2022 · 1 uur 21 min

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    So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne. Lees meer

    The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah,

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  42. Episode 27.5: The Foreigner

    9 maart 2022 · 9 min

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    Alright, maybe The Tuxedo wasn't a fair movie to introduce Jackie Chan with, so here's a frankly great movie starring him and punished Pierce Brosnan- The Foreigner! A nung chinese veteran loses everything in a resurgent IRA bombing, so goes absolutely ape shit tracking down the CEO of the IRA - Gerry Adams! Lees meer

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  43. Episode 27: Spectre

    2 maart 2022 · 1 uur 37 min

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    He's here.... the author of all yapayn. Tfw you're the author of all yapayn. Lets get some pogs going in chat Lees meer

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  44. Episode 26.5: The Tuxedo [TEASER]

    22 februari 2022 · 10 min

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    Alright this one fucking sucked. This movie is genuinely the most misogynistic movie I have ever seen, and I'm saying that as someone who has JUST watched every Bond movie in order. Lees meer

    Jackie Chan wanted to meet stephen spielberg so he agreed to do this movie about a cabbie who becomes a chauffeur to James Bond (Real), then inherits his super powered tuxedo when things get sticky. Next bonus we're gonna watch a better Jackie Chan movie to do him a little less dirty.

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  45. Episode 26: Skyfall

    16 februari 2022 · 1 uur 41 min

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    We did it, boys. For 25.83 episodes the Double Dragons have tried in vain to secure guests. But for this most special 26th episode, we've only gone and fucking secured a guest appearance from Abigail Thorn, star of Philosophy Tube! Lees meer

    Skyfall is a movie ripping itself apart at the seams trying to be two wildly divergent things, and boy does it show. Also, for the final half hour the movie becomes Home Alone.

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  46. Episode 25.83: Mad Mission 3 (Our Man From Bond Street)

    9 februari 2022 · 10 min

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    Alright let me initially make the case for this movie: This is the single biggest movie in Hong Kong at the height of the classic hong kong era of movies (the year 1984), and it parodies beats and characters from the bond movies. Lees meer

    Now, the anti point here is that uuuuuuh it's fucking impossible to find a non-illegal link to watch this movie because modern movie distribution companies are just that, companies. And someone in a fucking boardroom has made the decision that preserving movies like this simply isn't worth it.

    So here's a podcast episode about a reasonably ok movie, largely to make a wider point about movie preservation.

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  47. Episode 25.66: Planes 2

    2 februari 2022 · 1 uur 9 min

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    Sorry, fixed the audio now. Well, it's finally happened. The Fearless and Unstoppable Abigail Thorn has been waylaid to a permanent end by a blonde secret agent called some shit like Samantha Strapon while trying to infiltrate a diamond smuggling ring. Lees meer

    To keep our spirits up in this trying time, we have gone back to that most precious to us, the Cars cinematic universe.

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  48. Episode 25.5: Q&A 4 [TEASER]

    26 januari 2022 · 9 min

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    Well, it's that time again. It's been ten whole free episodes, which is roughly twenty weeks, since our last Patron Q&A. Let's settle in, get a little parasocial, and find out which animals each host thinks they could take in a fight, or which Bond film would make for the best Muppets adaptation. Lees meer

    This episode features Abi stating that she could bodyslam a deer, and Devon saying "I could win in a fight against all birds and most fish"

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  49. Episode 25: Quantum of Solace

    19 januari 2022 · 1 uur 41 min

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    Well, it's finally happened. we've talked about a movie for longer than the runtime of the movie.
    We also bid goodbye to a beloved classic character, Mitchell from the movie Quantum of Solace. It's always so hard to lose them like this... I'd only just recovered from the untimely demise of 'the character Sharkey from the movie License to Kill', and now I have to deal with a whole other wave of pain.
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    Also we invent the alternate universe Even Older Moore Bond film Moonpussy, so there's that.

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  50. Episode 24.5: Spy Kids 3

    12 januari 2022 · 10 min

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    So, a few months ago we invited friend of the show Tom Walker on to discuss the movie Spy Kids 2. This time, since we're going bigger and bolder for the sequel, we thought hey- why not bring on Demi too?
    What we forgot is that putting the two together completes one of the funniest and most powerful chaos runes known to mankind.
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    Find Demi at
    https://twitter.com/DemiLardner
    and her stream at
    https://www.twitch.tv/demilardner

    And you can also find Tom at
    https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood
    and his stream at
    https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

    And if thats not enough you can find their pod cast by just googling "BigSoftTitty.png" ok.
    Safesearch off. Hit 'im feeling lucky' too

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    https://www.patreon.com/posts/61046615

    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

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