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Episode 24: Casino Royale (2006)

4 januari 2022 · 1 uur 53 min

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What happens when Mads Mikkelsen's attempt to invest Joseph Kony's money on shorting airline stock is foiled? Well, he'll have to organise a high-stakes poker game at the Casino Royale in Montenegro, of course! Lees meer

And there's only one man who can possibly infiltrate the game and stop him (Due to, and im not kidding here, the reasoning 'someone said you're the best at poker at the office').... James Bond.

It's another reboot, it's another guy, it's another Casino Royale!

And as a result of calling this guest spot literally a full year in advance- joining the boys is the one and only Phoebe Roy!

Find Phoebe at
https://twitter.com/prhroy

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AND listen to Masters of Our Domain, with previous guest Milo Edwards, at
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Episode 23.5: Stormbreaker

29 december 2021 · 10 min

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It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz. Lees meer

A british schoolboy must infiltrate the secret base of computer entrepreneur Mickey Rourke and figure out just what da heck is going on- while avoiding the worst jellyfish model this earth has ever known.

And to help them with this task, they've got the irreplaceable Phoebe Roy!

Find Phoebe at
https://twitter.com/prhroy

And listen to 10K Posts at
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AND listen to Masters of Our Domain, with previous guest Milo Edwards, at
https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

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Episode 23.25: Penguins of Madagascar

25 december 2021 · 1 uur 3 min

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Alright frankly I consider this to be payback for the Casino Royale fakeout, and I think we should agree to call it even on this. Lees meer

A few days ago, we reached a million downloads on Podbean. This is only really one app out of a few possible ones that listeners could use, but we decided to call this milestone and let you, the noble and loyal hogs, pick a movie, any movie, and we would review it. After over 400 replies, I picked the 12 highest voted and put them in 4 polls, the winners of which faced off in a final poll to determine that the winner would be.... the 2014 animated movie Penguins of Madagascar.

Yeah alright.

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Episode 23: Casino Royale

21 december 2021 · 1 uur 22 min

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It's time- since day one people have been waiting in the wings for us to finally get to Casino Royale! Lees meer

Accept absolutely no fucking substitutes babey!!!

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Episode 22.5: Mamma Mia Here We Go Again [TEASER]

14 december 2021 · 10 min

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Okay look, I know what you're thinking. Why is the James Bond podcast reviewing the sequel to the classic Jukebox musical Mamma Mia? The answer to this is largely because Alice and I are in constant competition to think of the most spurious possible link as an excuse to do an episode. Lees meer

Check this one out: It has got Pierce Brosnan in it. Thank you

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Episode 22: The Rock

7 december 2021 · 1 uur 1 min

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Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock! Lees meer

This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfilm containing, canonically, All the US Government's secrets (Tell me that isn't Bond. I fucking dare you. Pussy). As the only man to ever escape it, Bond must infiltrate Alcatraz along with Nicolas Cage and defuse Ed Harris' VX Gas missiles.

Joining us is the always delightful Andrew Law from the Boonta Vista podcast!

Find Andrew at
https://twitter.com/IllyBocean

And listen to Boonta Vista at
https://twitter.com/boontavista

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Episode 21.5: Cannonball Run [TEASER]

1 december 2021 · 11 min

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I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happeneing Lees meer

To decode this, and also quite frankly to hold our hands because we're still traumatised from the last cars-based media we consumed, we've brought aboard Automotive Writer Victoria Scott!

Find Victoria at
https://twitter.com/mikurubaeahina

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Episode 21: Die Another Day

23 november 2021 · 1 uur 38 min

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Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night.
Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of itself. Lees meer

And in a called shot that goes back to January of this year, we are joined by the man, the myth, the legend: Riley Quinn, host of Trashfuture and The Bottlemen!

Find Riley at
https://twitter.com/raaleh

And find his podcasts at
https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod

https://twitter.com/bottlemenpod

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Episode 20.5: The Thomas Crown Affair [TEASER]

17 november 2021 · 10 min

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Give me good numbers Jimmy!! Lees meer

It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined.

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Episode 20: The World is Not Enough

9 november 2021 · 1 uur 45 min

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007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all. Lees meer

This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from ThoughtSlime!

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https://twitter.com/ThoughtSlime

https://www.youtube.com/c/ThoughtSlime

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19.5: Van Helsing (TEASER)

2 november 2021 · 10 min

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It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late!
The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vampires, werewolves, and bear witness to an absolutely perfect 3-point Birthday Boy reversal technique. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Lees meer

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Episode 19: Tomorrow never dies

27 oktober 2021 · 1 uur 39 min

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This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad? Lees meer

Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest Technique (Walking up to the villain in a social setting and asking him directly if he's evil), and we encounter a Guy for the ages.

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Episode 18.5: Ronin [TEASER]

20 oktober 2021 · 10 min

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It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the star-studded Robert De Niro vehicle about hired killers stealing a briefcase. Lees meer

Join us for Hugo Drax painting miniatures, Elliot Carver going full IRA, Alec Trevelyan with impostor syndrome, and learn the details of the KJB drinking game (Do Not Attempt This)!

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little bit of raspberry jam back there ey!!!

Episode 18: Goldeneye

13 oktober 2021 · 1 uur 56 min

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It's time for a new guy Lees meer

Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet world, largely by making a movie about soviet guys and just begrudgingly calling them 'russian' thoughout. Also everyone but Devon gets dip shit horny for Xenia Onatopp.

You can find Mattie at
https://twitter.com/Lubchansky
find their comics at
https://thenib.com/
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Episode 17.5: Spy Kids 2

5 oktober 2021 · 11 min

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You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robert Rodriguez, It's got a star-studded cast, it's fast-paced, irreverent, and it's executive producer is Harvey Weinstein! Whats not to love? Lees meer

you can find Tom on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood
and follow his podcast with the wonderful Demi Lardner, BigSoftTitty.png, at
https://open.spotify.com/show/5adssOBSA6usmO9Ec1gs88?si=XbbfBrsUTnKKmGDqO860Dw&dl_branch=1
and watch his twitch streams where he drives a big beautiful truck at
https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

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Do you think God stays in heaven for fear of what he's created, here on earth?

Episode 17: License to Kill

28 september 2021 · 1 uur 49 min

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AUDIO NOTE: Alice's mixer reset to default before this recording and we didn't notice, but her audio track exported with mine and Abi's audio mixed in. I did the best I could but there could be some wierdness with the way Abi sounds. Lees meer

Welsh Bond Returns for his second and final movie, and it's barely even a Bond Movie

James's best friend Felix is maimed and widowed by a "Latin American" drugs cartel, and he vows revenge. Armed only with his wits, 5 million dollars in cash, and two pockets full of maggots, Bond embarks on a classic 80s roaring rampage of revenge!

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This Podcast Is Dedicated To Sharkey, the classic character from the movie License to Kill

Episode 16.5 The Hunt for Red October [TEASER]

21 september 2021 · 10 min

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Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October. Lees meer

Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,

you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

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Episode 16: The Living Daylights

15 september 2021 · 1 uur 38 min

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It's time for a New Guy. Lees meer

We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh?
Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to play Bond, and when he finally acquiesced, they rewarded him by writing a movie that is actually extremely good, for maybe 2/3rds of the runtime. Then.... hoo boy.

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This Podcast Is Dedicated To The Brave Mujahideen Fighters Of Afghanistan

Episode 15.5 Patreon Q&A 3 [TEASER]

7 september 2021 · 9 min

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We've heard your cries: We may well have explained our Plans in the first Q and A, but what about our lair? What about our outfits? What about our henchmen? Worry not: tonight, all will be revealed. Lees meer

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Episode 10.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 2 [UNLOCKED]

6 september 2021 · 1 uur 4 min

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To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. Lees meer

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on July 1st.

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Episode 5.5: KJB Q&A 1 [UNLOCKED]

3 september 2021 · 1 uur 14 min

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To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. Lees meer

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on April 25th.

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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Episode 15: View to a Kill

1 september 2021 · 1 uur 44 min

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We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it. Lees meer

Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie.
Let's see how they do.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

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Episode 14.5: Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore [TEASER]

25 augustus 2021 · 10 min

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Episode 14: Never Say Never Again

17 augustus 2021 · 1 uur 32 min

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Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al.
This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court. Lees meer

Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go!

You can find Milo at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards
His podcasts include Trashfuture https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod
and Masters of Our Domain https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

AND UK viewers can book tickets to his upcoming live show on the 24th of August HERE! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/milo-edwards-voicemail-preview-tickets-167077291677

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Episode 13.5: The Saint (1997) [TEASER]

11 augustus 2021 · 10 min

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Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such attempt. Lees meer

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Episode 13: Octopussy

4 augustus 2021 · 1 uur 57 min

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No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it. Lees meer

They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India.
Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it.

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Episode 12.5: Cars 2 [UNLOCKED]

28 juli 2021 · 1 uur 21 min

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KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness Lees meer

In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we discuss Cars 2.
Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Car crusade? What happened to the Car Princess Diana? Why the FUCK are there AMBULANCES!???

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Episode 12: For Your Eyes Only

21 juli 2021 · 1 uur 43 min

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Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love Lees meer

You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics

support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder

Watch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA

And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod

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Episode 11.5: Name of The Rose [UNLOCKED]

14 juli 2021 · 1 uur 19 min

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KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness Lees meer

In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight up filmed noncery. Cool!

You can find Dr Janega at https://twitter.com/GoingMedieval
support her at https://www.patreon.com/GoingMedieval
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Episode 11: Moonraker

6 juli 2021 · 1 uur 43 min

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Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur. Lees meer

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Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

This post dedicated to Corinne Dufour, who sadly never learned to read.

Episode 10.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 2 [TEASER]

30 juni 2021 · 9 min

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You've Q'd your Q's, now it's time to hear our A's. Lees meer

Come for the Connery/Lazenby/Moore Fuck/Marry/Kill, stay for mysterious questions about Whales and Furry Anime.

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Episode 10: The Spy Who Loved Me

23 juni 2021 · 1 uur 42 min

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Oh babey we're here. We made it.
It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed!
It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond franchise- it would perfect, if not for the main character being a complete sex pest fuck freak. Lees meer

Ah well.

Support the show by heading down to our patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

come now you wouldnt shoot a birthday boy would you

Episode 9.5 Rising Sun [TEASER]

16 juni 2021 · 10 min

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We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's gone Entirely Japanese. Lees meer

We recorded this immediately after the next free episode and so consequently all of us were riled up from the get go and variously intoxicated on Alcohol, lack of sleep, etc. Strap in!

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/52550305

*SHIRT ALERT*
We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here!
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Episode 9: The Man With The Golden Gun

9 juni 2021 · 1 uur 43 min

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We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'. Lees meer

We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, maybe. I didn't spot him. He might have been in the background somewhere.

Join us as we examine the true depths of misogyny, and find a female character so truly underappreciated that we coin a good guys' version of the Kronsteen Rosette: The Goodnight Cross!

Support the show by heading down to our patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond

*NEW SHIRT ALERT*
We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here!
https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjbs-the-connery

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Episode 8.5 Lupin III: The First [TEASER]

2 juni 2021 · 10 min

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The gang are joined by editor, podcast host, and the creator of the 'Fake Friends' video essay series that popularised the concept of Parasocial relationships, Shannon Strucci, to discuss the 2019 animated movie 'Lupin III: The First'. Lees meer

Find the whole episode on our patreon, at https://www.patreon.com/posts/51988943

You can find Shannon at https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ

You can find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond and https://www.killjamesbond.com

*NEW SHIRT ALERT*
We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here!
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Episode 8: Live and Let Die

26 mei 2021 · 1 uur 32 min

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You knew it was coming. You knew we would get to it. Lees meer

It's the Racism One. During the production of Diamonds Are Forever they chose to adapt this Fleming novel next literally as a reaction to the Black Panther party gaining popularity.

We couldn't take on this one alone, so we called in Writer and all-around excellent guy Christopher Caldwell-Kelly to run us through just what the hell was going on when they made literally any of the decisions they made!

Find Chris at https://twitter.com/seraph76

Find us at https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Bonus episodes every other week at https://patreon.com/killjamesbond

Episode 7.5 The Man From Hong Kong [TEASER]

19 mei 2021 · 8 min

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The gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Lazenby! Lees meer

This is a 106 minute movie with exactly 18 minutes of dialogue. Strap the fuck in.

find the whole episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51435456

Episode 7: Diamonds are Forever

12 mei 2021 · 1 uur 31 min

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The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'. Lees meer

Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise.

Find Pierre at https://twitter.com/pierrenovellie and https://www.twitch.tv/PierreNovellie

Find us at https://twitter.com/Killjamesbond

Episode 6.5 Top Secret! [TEASER]

5 mei 2021 · 10 min

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Q- whats the worst possible way to experience a joke? Lees meer

A- have three trans people try to explain it after watching it a few days before.

It's Top Secret! It's Val Kilmer's big break, a movie directed by the guys behind 'Airplane!' and 'Police Squad!'. Alice didn't like it, Abi reminisces about the kinds of movie they simply do not make anymore, and Devon gets dangerously horny. Tune in!

find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/50869972

Episode 6: On Her Majesty's Secret Service

28 april 2021 · 1 uur 52 min

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Ah, George Lazenby.... How briefly we knew thee.... Lees meer

How fleeting our time together was, yet all the sweeter it felt.

It is a true shame your perfect self did not get a better film.

Also I truly do wish you could act.

Join us as we embark upon the Hauntological journey of the Bond That Never Was.

Find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond

Bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/killjamesbond

Episode 5.5 Kill James Bond Q&A 1 [TEASER]

21 april 2021 · 11 min

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Just found out about parasocial relationships and went, 'wow, yes please!'. Lees meer

On today's ~Bonus~ episode of Kill James Bond we take listener questions and give them remarkably in-depth answers.

We're hoping to do this every fifth bonus, and our patreon includes a tier where we are guaranteed to answer your question, so come on down!

Find the full episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50278280

Find us at: https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond

Episode 5: You Only Live Twice

14 april 2021 · 1 uur 32 min

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The gang fix their withering gaze on You Only Live Twice, a movie wherein the line is delivered completely straight "This is my secret ninja training camp". Lees meer

Join 007 as he follows the three true steps to creating a perfect movie:
- Become a Japanese
- Train hard and fast to become a ninja like us
- to give extra special cover, take a wife

Follow us on twitter at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond

Episode 4.5 Everything or Nothing [TEASER]

7 april 2021 · 10 min

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The gang is joined by Ed Zitron to discuss a game he wrote the strategy guide for, Everything or Nothing. Lees meer

(NOTE: Alice has Vaccine Madness in this one and it just gets extremely derailed constantly)

Find Ed at https://twitter.com/edzitron

and find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/49720803

Episode 4: Thunderball

31 maart 2021 · 1 uur 30 min

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Friend of the show and host of Trashfuture, Masters of Our Domain, and Тумач, Milo Edwards joins the gang for a deep dive into Thunderball.
Can Bond save the day as a sicilian man steals two nuclear bombs?
Is a shark pool an effective way to dispose of henchmen?
Why would a health spa have a machine that wiggles you to death?
All these answers and more, maybe. Lees meer

We are at https://twitter.com/Killjamesbond
Milo is at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards

Episode 3.5: OSS 117 Cairo; Nest of Spies [TEASER]

24 maart 2021 · 9 min

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Join the team this week as we head down to Cairo in 1954 for a 2006 french comedy film that's actually a good movie that we would recommend you watch! Lees meer

Find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/49127058

Episode 3: Goldfinger

17 maart 2021 · 1 uur 35 min

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It's one of the most widely beloved bond films of all time, he's one of the most iconic bond villains of all time-
Enjoy a movie where Bond simply moves from place to place and watches a Bond film happen around him. Lees meer

We are, as ever, Alice, Abi and Devon.

Follow us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond

Find more episodes at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

Episode 2.5 OK Connery [TEASER]

10 maart 2021 · 9 min

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There was a time once when simply being related to Sean Connery was enough to get an italian man to make a "parody" bond film about you. This is the story... of OK Connery. Lees meer

find it at https://www.patreon.com/posts/48554110

Episode 2: From Russia With Love

3 maart 2021 · 1 uur 14 min

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It's Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, and Daniel Craig's favourite bond movie.
It's the last movie JFK ever saw.
But is it any good? Lees meer

Join your favourite all-trans triumvirate as we ask: Who is Bond, compared with Kronsteen?

Follow us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond

Bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

Episode 1.5 Goldeneye 64 [TEASER]

2 maart 2021 · 8 min

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A small segment of our first bonus episode with Podcaster and Video game reviewer Laura Dale about the game Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64. Lees meer

Get the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

follow Laura at twitter.com/LaurakBuzz

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Episode 1: Dr No

24 februari 2021 · 1 uur 21 min

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Alice (@AliceAvizandum), Abi (@PhilosophyTube) and Devon (@Devon_OnEarth) dive into the James Bond cinematic universe with the first film, DR NO. No it isn't the old Casino Royale stop talking about the old Casino Royale stop it Lees meer

The first premium episode is already available on our Patreon