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Need paranormal insurance? Call us!

The Supernatural Protection Company is dedicated to providing quality customer service to help you with any and all paranormal issues for which you may be covered. From haunted cars to cryptid caused injury, we're here for you!

The Supernatural Protection Company is an episodic comedy podcast about a world where paranormal occurrences are so commonplace you can just buy insurance for them! In a mix of fully scripted and improvised episodes, we learn about the quirks of this alternate reality through recorded phone calls with an SPC customer service agent, and all the nonsense that entails. New episodes monthly (usually)!

Created and produced by Saph the Something (xae/xem), a queer and disabled non-binary multimedia artist located in the Midwestern US.

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  1. Watermelon Flag - Wireland NOW

    6 november 2023 · 29 min

    Afspelen
    Hi folks. What you are about to hear is... different from what you may expect from me. I hope that you approach it with an open mind. Fiction is an important tool in a world that is often cruel and without empathy for the average struggles we face, and it is an escape that can help us get through the day. But it is not an excuse disengage with the harshness of reality and willfully ignore what is going on just because we are not in the middle of it. Lees meer

    There is currently a genocide happening in Palestine, a war waged under false pretenses and with manufactured consent. It is important that we do not look away and ignore that our government is enabling this conflict. Today marked day 31 of that conflict. Today marked day 31 of that conflict being on my mind from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep. I am never not thinking about it, it is an impossibility. As of now, over 10,000 Palestinians are dead, nearly half of those children. And if that is hard for you to hear, I am begging you to engage with what is happening right now, because looking away will only result in more death and destruction. Israel has already started to invade Lebanon under the cover of this, continuing to colonize land that doesn't belong to it with the intention of killing anyone who gets in the way of their Zionist ethno-state goal. This is not in line with Jewish teachings or ethos, it is a slap in the face to them.

    I had plans to put out my own longer statement, an essay with links and facts and sources and just a general attempt to try and explain the conflict to those who may be unwilling to dig themselves but are willing to listen. Life gets in the way though, mine more often than I am capable of dealing with sometimes. So, while the words that come after this are not directly from me, they are ones that I stand by.

    The following was created by my good friend Joseph Rutledge of Wireland Ranch and KILL FM, and Lily Saviet. He and I are of the same mind on this issue and both …

  2. Intake #04329 - Bleeding Hearts Therapy

    17 september 2023 · 17 min

    Afspelen
    Dr. Marcus Williams calls to register his therapy practice for vampires as an in-network provider. Lees meer

    Episode Transcript

    This episode was performed by Adam Robinson and Saph the Something Written and produced by Saph the Something

    You can hear more of Adam's work as a charming immortal in The Moon Crown, a weird-fiction cosmic horror show focused on Filipino mythology and some of the most interesting sound design around.

    TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

    MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co

    BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

    PATREON: /saphthesomething

    KOFI: /saphthesomething

    The SPC Website

    Episode art by Ash Leddy and Saph the Something

    Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, JayeWilde, ondrosik, omar-alvarado, kyles, schooledzone, nightflame, bbrocer, petebarry, and talithamaree on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

  3. C̵̨̠͊͋̾̈́̓͆̍̿͠ḷ̵̛͖͕̭̅ą̶̻̳̝̟̠͉̈́́̃͐́́̍͝͝i̶͔̦͖̤͈̻͛̀̈͑̿́̒̚m̵̧̺̱̮͖̜̩͙̣̼͕̎̒̎͑͝ ̷̧͓͖̭̆̓͐#̷̰͉͖͍̥̌̀͌͛͠͠6̵̥͍͎̈̍̅̀̌̾͋̇͠6̴̯̹̭͉̭̥͛̓͝6̸̘̣͍̱́ ̶̧̜̦̟̰̻͈̭̈́͑̆̒

    1 april 2023 · 10 min

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    A̴̧̢̬̬̪̣̲̗͉͍̿͂͜p̵͉̺̭̱̱̥̑̆͛͌͂̊̏͝r̸̺͔̭͂͗̍ĭ̷̜͙̫̫̮͕͈͔̫͗̃͊̎͊̉l̵̢̳̬̙̺̻̠̈́̄̍̿̉̽̍͠͝ ̴̢̡͖͍̟̮͈̀́̇̔̐͘͜ͅḞ̷̟͇̩͉́̓̓͜͜o̷̥̳̅́͊̋͛̄̾̈́o̵̦͐͆͋̒͐̀͜l̶͙̙͐ͅ'̴̦̟̘͔̮̺̤̰̆͂̃̊̄̈́͗͋́͊͘s̵̛̛̤̘̉͋̐̋̃̀̿̕ ̶̡̛̼̯͖͐̋̏y̸̛̩͎̞̺̣̻̲̥̘̜͛͋̑͜o̸̦͎̦͌̿̉̋͌̓͝ű̸̫ ̵̢̛̺̲̮͔̟̞͋̏̍̆̆̑͒ṅ̶͕͎̩̲̮͔̘̻̠̹̗̔̾ë̵̢̤̺͙̥̺̼̘̹͚̠́̔̇r̷͕̐d̸̼̬͖̪̖̒̄͛̅̽̓͠s̴̢̧̢̙͓̭͖͓̫̫̱͌̎̒̓.̵̱͙͈̯̔̊̆̍ Lees meer

    I do think it's worth pointing out how much funnier this episode is with the cover art juxtaposition of AI-generated Jensen Ackles apparently being the agent making these sounds. It's just... so wonderfully cursed.

    Episode Transcript

    This episode was "performed" by Saph the Something

    The caller was guest sound designed by Derrick "Hornet" Valen, sound wizard for paranormal horror mystery show October's Children

    October's Children:

    October's Children Twitter: @OctChildrenPod

    PATREON: /octoberschildrenpodcast

    October's Children Captivate Page

    The Supernatural Protection Company:

    TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

    MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co

    BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

    PATREON: /saphthesomething

    KOFI: /saphthesomething

    The SPC Website

    The April Fool's cover art was created by Derrick "Hornet" Valen

    Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, diarchangeli, JayeWilde, dkcu, kyles, and schooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

  4. Syntax Crossover - The Brinkers

    30 december 2022 · 16 min

    Afspelen
    Employees from VINCULA call about a broken recording device, and definitely don't let slip any confidential or proprietary company intel. Lees meer

    Episode Transcript

    This episode was created in collaboration with Syntax, a sci-fi horror audio drama that I personally love and recommend.

    Featuring the vocal talents of:

    Ty Von as Silas

    Beth Phung as Cassius

    Morgie Bee as Elizabeth

    Jules Christine as Alyx

    Kaila Crockett as Miss Vaux

    and Saph the Something as the Agent

    Written by Ty Von and Saph the Something

    Produced by Stella "Rowan" Odom and Saph the Something

    Syntax cover art was created by Anthony Crockett and The Supernatural Protection Company cover art was created by Ash Leddy

    Syntax:

    TWITTER: @TwinStrangersP

    TUMBLR: @TwinStrangersP

    PATREON: /twinstrangersproductions

    KOFI: /twinstrangersproductions

    Syntax Website

    ACAST Page

    The Supernatural Protection Company:

    TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

    MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co

    BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

    PATREON: /saphthesomething

    KOFI: /saphthesomething

    The SPC Website

    YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

    Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by omar-alvarado, ondrosik, stijn, duckduckpony, JayeWilde, irolan, dkcu, kyles, and skooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

  5. Claim #424116 - Alien Encounter

    27 november 2022 · 19 min

    Afspelen
    John Kirby calls after an injury sustained as a result of an extraterrestrial abduction. Lees meer

    CW: thinly veiled allusion to a somewhat sexual alien encounter, allusion to poverty

    Episode Transcript

    Improvised by David “Mr. Iron” Turvaville and Saph the Something, based on a concept from Mr. Iron.

    TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

    MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co

    BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

    PATREON: /saphthesomething

    KOFI: /saphthesomething

    The SPC Website

    YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

    Artwork by Ash Leddy

    Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, stijn, kyles, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

  6. K I L L FM

    1 november 2022 · 1 uur 4 min

    Afspelen
    EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING Lees meer

    Don't forget to buckle your seatbelt, this road isn't the safest...

    K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make something extra special and spooky.

    Transcripts and segment credits, descriptions, and links are available on: kill-fm.com

    This special broadcast features (in order):

    Wireland Ranch, The Moon Crown, Echoes (In) Between, The Supernatural Protection Company, The Liminal Lands, Desert Skies, The Madness of Chartrulean, and The Book of Constellations

    with additional support from our other podcast friends: Untrue Stories, Where the Leaves Fall Purple, The Goblet Wire, The Great Chameleon War, Neon Shadows, Blazed All Our Lives, Dragon Shanty, Shadow and Smoke, Station Blue, Finding Pattersby, October's Children, and The Aberrant Report

    Theme song and finished editing by Joseph Rutledge of Wireland Ranch

    Cover art by Survival of the Artist

    The Supernatural Protection Company:

    TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

    MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co

    BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

    PATREON: /saphthesomething

    KOFI: /saphthesomething

    The SPC Website

  7. The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline

    29 oktober 2022 · 11 min

    Afspelen
    This Halloween, if you find yourself facing a potentially spooky problem with no clue what to do, call us! Because we know it can be scary when you aren't completely sure whether the trick-or-treaters are actual ghosts and goblins. The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline is a special service we provide to all, whether you have an active policy or not, so don't hesitate to give us a ring! Lees meer

    Episode Transcript

    Featuring the vocal talents of:

    David "Mr. Iron" Turvaville (Callers 1, 5, and 8)

    Kimberley Billinton, creator of mystery audiodrama Where the Leaves Fall Purple (Caller 2)

    Maddie Girouard (Caller 4)

    Clay Clark (Callers 6, 7, and 9) (can be found in the Liminal Lands discord)

    and as always Saph the Something as the Agent

    The Supernatural Protection Company:

    TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

    MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co

    BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

    PATREON: /saphthesomething

    KOFI: /saphthesomething

    The SPC Website

    YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

    Artwork by Ash Leddy

    Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by JayeWilde, kyles, infobandit, kolezan, yellowtree, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

  8. Nowhere, On Air Pre-Canon Crossover - The Braedon Community Policy

    30 september 2022 · 13 min

    Afspelen
    A new member of the Braedon, Alberta community calls to be added to the town's policy. Lees meer

    This episode is a pre-canon crossover with our friend Jess Syratt, creator of the wonderful supernatural podcast Nowhere, On Air.

    Episode Transcript

    Performed by Jess Syratt and Saph the Something. Written and produced by Saph the Something.

    Nowhere, On Air:

    TWITTER: @NowhereOnAir and @jesssyratt

    KOFI: /nowhereonair

    Nowhere, On Air Website

    The Supernatural Protection Company:

    TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

    MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co

    BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

    PATREON: /saphthesomething

    KOFI: /saphthesomething

    The SPC Website

    YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

    Artwork by Ash Leddy

    Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, jonastisell, dkcu, raining-on-saturn, aesterial-arts, synthyspencer, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

  9. Claim #84931 - Package Protection

    28 augustus 2022 · 11 min

    Afspelen
    Mr. Porter has complaints about the online claim filer, a cryptid, and probably most people who have the displeasure of speaking with him. Lees meer

    Episode Transcript

    Performed by Kyle Sowa and Saph the Something. Written and produced by Saph the Something, based on a concept by Kyle Sowa.

    TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

    MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co

    BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

    PATREON: /saphthesomething

    KOFI: /saphthesomething

    The SPC Website

    YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

    Artwork by Ash Leddy

    Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

  10. Claim #322856 - Melted Car

    24 juli 2022 · 15 min

    Afspelen
    Call from Ms. Diana Sherwood regarding the melted remains of her vehicle in her apartment parking lot. Lees meer

    Episode Transcript

    Improvised by friend of the show Firefly and Saph the Something, based on a concept by Firefly.

    TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

    MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co

    BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

    PATREON: /saphthesomething

    KOFI: /saphthesomething

    The SPC Website

    YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

    Artwork by Ash Leddy

    Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, ondrosik, talithamaree_2L, and purplewalrus23 on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

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Categorieën
Humor , Fictie , Improvisatie
Status
Gestopt
Verscheen
Elke maand
Lengte
Meestal 15 min
Afleveringen
13
Laatste aflevering
6 november 2023
Eerste aflevering
28 mei 2022
Taal
Engels