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Watermelon Flag - Wireland NOW
6 november 2023 · 29 min
Hi folks. What you are about to hear is... different from what you may expect from me. I hope that you approach it with an open mind. Fiction is an important tool in a world that is often cruel and without empathy for the average struggles we face, and it is an escape that can help us get through the day. But it is not an excuse disengage with the harshness of reality and willfully ignore what is going on just because we are not in the middle of it. Lees meer
There is currently a genocide happening in Palestine, a war waged under false pretenses and with manufactured consent. It is important that we do not look away and ignore that our government is enabling this conflict. Today marked day 31 of that conflict. Today marked day 31 of that conflict being on my mind from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep. I am never not thinking about it, it is an impossibility. As of now, over 10,000 Palestinians are dead, nearly half of those children. And if that is hard for you to hear, I am begging you to engage with what is happening right now, because looking away will only result in more death and destruction. Israel has already started to invade Lebanon under the cover of this, continuing to colonize land that doesn't belong to it with the intention of killing anyone who gets in the way of their Zionist ethno-state goal. This is not in line with Jewish teachings or ethos, it is a slap in the face to them.
I had plans to put out my own longer statement, an essay with links and facts and sources and just a general attempt to try and explain the conflict to those who may be unwilling to dig themselves but are willing to listen. Life gets in the way though, mine more often than I am capable of dealing with sometimes. So, while the words that come after this are not directly from me, they are ones that I stand by.
The following was created by my good friend Joseph Rutledge of Wireland Ranch and KILL FM, and Lily Saviet. He and I are of the same mind on this issue and both …
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Intake #04329 - Bleeding Hearts Therapy
17 september 2023 · 17 min
Dr. Marcus Williams calls to register his therapy practice for vampires as an in-network provider. Lees meer
Episode Transcript
This episode was performed by Adam Robinson and Saph the Something Written and produced by Saph the Something
You can hear more of Adam's work as a charming immortal in The Moon Crown, a weird-fiction cosmic horror show focused on Filipino mythology and some of the most interesting sound design around.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
Episode art by Ash Leddy and Saph the Something
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, JayeWilde, ondrosik, omar-alvarado, kyles, schooledzone, nightflame, bbrocer, petebarry, and talithamaree on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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C̵̨̠͊͋̾̈́̓͆̍̿͠ḷ̵̛͖͕̭̅ą̶̻̳̝̟̠͉̈́́̃͐́́̍͝͝i̶͔̦͖̤͈̻͛̀̈͑̿́̒̚m̵̧̺̱̮͖̜̩͙̣̼͕̎̒̎͑͝ ̷̧͓͖̭̆̓͐#̷̰͉͖͍̥̌̀͌͛͠͠6̵̥͍͎̈̍̅̀̌̾͋̇͠6̴̯̹̭͉̭̥͛̓͝6̸̘̣͍̱́ ̶̧̜̦̟̰̻͈̭̈́͑̆̒
1 april 2023 · 10 min
A̴̧̢̬̬̪̣̲̗͉͍̿͂͜p̵͉̺̭̱̱̥̑̆͛͌͂̊̏͝r̸̺͔̭͂͗̍ĭ̷̜͙̫̫̮͕͈͔̫͗̃͊̎͊̉l̵̢̳̬̙̺̻̠̈́̄̍̿̉̽̍͠͝ ̴̢̡͖͍̟̮͈̀́̇̔̐͘͜ͅḞ̷̟͇̩͉́̓̓͜͜o̷̥̳̅́͊̋͛̄̾̈́o̵̦͐͆͋̒͐̀͜l̶͙̙͐ͅ'̴̦̟̘͔̮̺̤̰̆͂̃̊̄̈́͗͋́͊͘s̵̛̛̤̘̉͋̐̋̃̀̿̕ ̶̡̛̼̯͖͐̋̏y̸̛̩͎̞̺̣̻̲̥̘̜͛͋̑͜o̸̦͎̦͌̿̉̋͌̓͝ű̸̫ ̵̢̛̺̲̮͔̟̞͋̏̍̆̆̑͒ṅ̶͕͎̩̲̮͔̘̻̠̹̗̔̾ë̵̢̤̺͙̥̺̼̘̹͚̠́̔̇r̷͕̐d̸̼̬͖̪̖̒̄͛̅̽̓͠s̴̢̧̢̙͓̭͖͓̫̫̱͌̎̒̓.̵̱͙͈̯̔̊̆̍ Lees meer
I do think it's worth pointing out how much funnier this episode is with the cover art juxtaposition of AI-generated Jensen Ackles apparently being the agent making these sounds. It's just... so wonderfully cursed.
Episode Transcript
This episode was "performed" by Saph the Something
The caller was guest sound designed by Derrick "Hornet" Valen, sound wizard for paranormal horror mystery show October's Children
October's Children:
October's Children Twitter: @OctChildrenPod
PATREON: /octoberschildrenpodcast
October's Children Captivate Page
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
The April Fool's cover art was created by Derrick "Hornet" Valen
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, diarchangeli, JayeWilde, dkcu, kyles, and schooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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Syntax Crossover - The Brinkers
30 december 2022 · 16 min
Employees from VINCULA call about a broken recording device, and definitely don't let slip any confidential or proprietary company intel. Lees meer
Episode Transcript
This episode was created in collaboration with Syntax, a sci-fi horror audio drama that I personally love and recommend.
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Ty Von as Silas
Beth Phung as Cassius
Morgie Bee as Elizabeth
Jules Christine as Alyx
Kaila Crockett as Miss Vaux
and Saph the Something as the Agent
Written by Ty Von and Saph the Something
Produced by Stella "Rowan" Odom and Saph the Something
Syntax cover art was created by Anthony Crockett and The Supernatural Protection Company cover art was created by Ash Leddy
Syntax:
TWITTER: @TwinStrangersP
TUMBLR: @TwinStrangersP
PATREON: /twinstrangersproductions
KOFI: /twinstrangersproductions
Syntax Website
ACAST Page
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by omar-alvarado, ondrosik, stijn, duckduckpony, JayeWilde, irolan, dkcu, kyles, and skooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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Claim #424116 - Alien Encounter
27 november 2022 · 19 min
John Kirby calls after an injury sustained as a result of an extraterrestrial abduction. Lees meer
CW: thinly veiled allusion to a somewhat sexual alien encounter, allusion to poverty
Episode Transcript
Improvised by David “Mr. Iron” Turvaville and Saph the Something, based on a concept from Mr. Iron.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, stijn, kyles, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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K I L L FM
1 november 2022 · 1 uur 4 min
EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING Lees meer
Don't forget to buckle your seatbelt, this road isn't the safest...
K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make something extra special and spooky.
Transcripts and segment credits, descriptions, and links are available on: kill-fm.com
This special broadcast features (in order):
Wireland Ranch, The Moon Crown, Echoes (In) Between, The Supernatural Protection Company, The Liminal Lands, Desert Skies, The Madness of Chartrulean, and The Book of Constellations
with additional support from our other podcast friends: Untrue Stories, Where the Leaves Fall Purple, The Goblet Wire, The Great Chameleon War, Neon Shadows, Blazed All Our Lives, Dragon Shanty, Shadow and Smoke, Station Blue, Finding Pattersby, October's Children, and The Aberrant Report
Theme song and finished editing by Joseph Rutledge of Wireland Ranch
Cover art by Survival of the Artist
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
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The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline
29 oktober 2022 · 11 min
This Halloween, if you find yourself facing a potentially spooky problem with no clue what to do, call us! Because we know it can be scary when you aren't completely sure whether the trick-or-treaters are actual ghosts and goblins. The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline is a special service we provide to all, whether you have an active policy or not, so don't hesitate to give us a ring! Lees meer
Episode Transcript
Featuring the vocal talents of:
David "Mr. Iron" Turvaville (Callers 1, 5, and 8)
Kimberley Billinton, creator of mystery audiodrama Where the Leaves Fall Purple (Caller 2)
Maddie Girouard (Caller 4)
Clay Clark (Callers 6, 7, and 9) (can be found in the Liminal Lands discord)
and as always Saph the Something as the Agent
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by JayeWilde, kyles, infobandit, kolezan, yellowtree, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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Nowhere, On Air Pre-Canon Crossover - The Braedon Community Policy
30 september 2022 · 13 min
A new member of the Braedon, Alberta community calls to be added to the town's policy. Lees meer
This episode is a pre-canon crossover with our friend Jess Syratt, creator of the wonderful supernatural podcast Nowhere, On Air.
Episode Transcript
Performed by Jess Syratt and Saph the Something. Written and produced by Saph the Something.
Nowhere, On Air:
TWITTER: @NowhereOnAir and @jesssyratt
KOFI: /nowhereonair
Nowhere, On Air Website
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, jonastisell, dkcu, raining-on-saturn, aesterial-arts, synthyspencer, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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Claim #84931 - Package Protection
28 augustus 2022 · 11 min
Mr. Porter has complaints about the online claim filer, a cryptid, and probably most people who have the displeasure of speaking with him. Lees meer
Episode Transcript
Performed by Kyle Sowa and Saph the Something. Written and produced by Saph the Something, based on a concept by Kyle Sowa.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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Claim #322856 - Melted Car
24 juli 2022 · 15 min
Call from Ms. Diana Sherwood regarding the melted remains of her vehicle in her apartment parking lot. Lees meer
Episode Transcript
Improvised by friend of the show Firefly and Saph the Something, based on a concept by Firefly.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, ondrosik, talithamaree_2L, and purplewalrus23 on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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Claim #02953 - Sentient Tree
24 juni 2022 · 12 min
Internal recording of agent follow-up call with Mr. Ken Hartford, concerning an incident that occurred when inspecting his newly purchased home. Lees meer
Episode Transcript
Improvised by Grant Ravary and Saph the Something based on a concept by Grant Ravary. Produced by Saph the Something.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You and additional sound effects are by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, and ondrosik from freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube
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The SPC Commercial
24 juni 2022 · 2 min
Life is full enough of challenges without the paranormal getting involved. So when your home is flooded with spectral goo or your pet is speaking in tongues, the last thing you should be worried about is whether the local witch doctor can provide the right service at an affordable price! Lees meer
Here at The Supernatural Protection Company, it is our mission to make your life easier, no matter what kind of other natural surprise comes your way. As the world's largest provider of paranormal insurance, our centuries of experience in all things supernatural will bring you peace of mind.
Our highly trained support staff are prepared and ready to assist you. Whether you need help filing a claim, getting connected with a specialist, or even a preliminary diagnostic, our agents are the best in the industry. For the last 13 years we have been rated in the top 5 companies for exceptional customer service in the 3rd dimension of the physical plane.
Our top priority is helping you get back to normal, or as close as you can when your new neighbor keeps howling at the full moon.
So remember, the next time you're in need, call the SPC!
*Mumbled and muffled* I swear, whatever doing this was punishment for I am NOT doing again, I hate recording this corpo sh-
The Supernatural Protection Company is a comedy fiction podcast set in a universe where the paranormal is so commonplace people just buy insurance for it.
It's created and produced by Saph the Something and features a new guest every month.
You can find us via our host RedCircle Podcast, or wherever else you listen to podcasts. And follow us on Twitter @TheSPCPodcast for more fun and to ask us for advice tackling your own ghastly troubles.
Thanks for calling!
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
YouTube with video versions of episodes: The Supernatural Protection Company
Artwork by Ash Leddy
The terribly …
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On Hold - Pre-Launch Trailer
28 mei 2022 · 2 min
AUTOMATED VOICE: Hello, and thank you for calling The Supernatural Protection Company, the world’s largest provider of paranormal insurance. Please stay on the line until one of our quality customer service agents is available to assist you. Lees meer
From haunted houses to hexed health, we here at The SPC believe you deserve quality assistance no matter the issue. We know you have options when it comes to your supernatural protection, and we thank you for choosing us!
Our next available representative will be with you as soon as they are available.
Please continue to hold, your call is important to us!
SAPH: The Supernatural Protection Company is a scripted and improvised comedy fiction podcast set in a universe where the paranormal is so commonplace people just buy insurance for it. It's created and produced by Saph the Something and features a new guest every episode!
You can find us wherever you listen to podcasts, or more directly on social media @TheSPCPodcast.
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The SPC Website
Artwork by Ash Leddy
Hold music is "music elevator" by Jay_You on freesound.org