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14: Libraries in Los Angeles, CA
27 februari 2019 · 37 min
Hooded figures, dead bodies, and squirt machines. Or, your average Beach Too Sandy episode. If you think this episode stinks, watch out for our next collab: Corpse-be-Gucci. This episode is ideal for morgues, autopsy rooms, body bags, etc. Lees meer
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13: Comic Book Shops in New York, NY
20 februari 2019 · 45 min
Hear ye hear ye! Green grocers and proprietors alike! We have an episode that will surely challenge your views and give you a bad case of the sweats. Gather yourself below one of the Brooklyn Bridges, open up to page 1 of Christine's Teen Zine, and pour out a cup of our child's water. Just be sure to leave your 2 year olds behind. Lees meer
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12: Liquor Stores in Louisville, KY
13 februari 2019 · 32 min
In this week's episode, the gang announces their next venture (unfortunately it's not a liquor store in Louisville, KY). Please wish us luck on our imminent future as born again Belgians, and please enjoy this episode responsibly. Lees meer
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Between You And Us: Episode 1
11 februari 2019 · 15 min
In the first edition of our monthly Between You And Us episodes, we read reviews of your most suggested item. This episode is an exploration of the human body and its limits. You will learn so much from this episode, but you won't want to remember any of it. But you should already know what you're getting yourself into... Lees meer
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11: Strip Clubs in Las Vegas, NV
6 februari 2019 · 32 min
WARNING! Do not let your ladies listen to this show. We will steal them from you. In episode 11 we go back to our roots: Vegas strip clubs. More specifically, the Chippendales show which helped launch the idea for this podcast. Now’s your chance to hear a brother and sister relive the moment where they were forever scarred. If you like what you hear, hop on the nearest FedEx truck - we’ll meet you “at spa”! Lees meer
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10: Museums in Boise, ID
30 januari 2019 · 40 min
Welcome to episode 10 of the podcast where a couple of poorly dressed jobsworths read awful reviews. This very special episode is full of big announcements and big egos. We even answer the age old question: Which has more museums, Boise or New York City? We also discover the world of people who get excited by squirrels, making this our most wholesome episode yet. But don't get too excited, because we're still being described as "what muppets would sound like on crack." Lees meer
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9: Waffle Houses in Atlanta, GA
23 januari 2019 · 28 min
What's the difference between Waffle House and your friendly neighborhood orgy? According to this week's reviews, possibly nothing. Whichever one you're going to, be sure to watch out for pink eye! Lees meer
"SIGNED ALEX AND CHRISTINE!"
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8: Dentists in Denver, CO
16 januari 2019 · 35 min
Psst... yeah you... ever heard of... Presbyterianism? Then do we have the episode for you. We explore Denver for the worst reviews of dentists. Then we spread the good word of Ouija board reviewers. Take a break from your job as a bad teeth model and enjoy the sweet sugar voices from the unflossed mouths of Christine and Alex. Lees meer
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7: Bridal Shops in Houston, TX
9 januari 2019 · 24 min
Buckle up, folks, because things are about to get "unsettling." Tune in to hear bridal store reviews from angry brides-to-be in Houston...and their dolls. Meanwhile, Alex introduces a couple toy-loving adults and expresses his own desire for a talking bird robot. Thinking of giving us negative 5000 stars? Big mistake...HUGE! Lees meer
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6: Pet Stores in Salt Lake City, UT
2 januari 2019 · 30 min
Lost the instruction manual for your new pet bird? You’ve come to the right place! This week we read pet store reviews in Salt Lake City before trailBLAZing down an uncomfortable path of sci-fi erotic fiction…kindle edition. Tune in for bad snake advice, gladiator music and, as always, plenty of disgruntled customers. Lees meer
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5: Hair Salons in Ann Arbor, MI
26 december 2018 · 15 min
Join us this week as we head to Ann Arbor to hear what people think of their local hair salons. Please enjoy, but watch out for the dead body out back. Lees meer
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4: Tech Stores in Jacksonville, FL
19 december 2018 · 19 min
Wuz up! In episode 4 we explore the world of tech stores in Jacksonville, FL. Lees meer
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3: Car Washes in Minneapolis, MN
12 december 2018 · 18 min
It's episode three, y'all! Tune in for some...interesting...reviews of car washes in Minneapolis, MN. Lees meer
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2: Hotels in Kansas City, MO
12 december 2018 · 21 min
Episode two is here! We cover 1-star reviews of hotels in Kansas City, MO. Lees meer
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1: Grocery Stores in Cincinnati, OH
10 december 2018 · 17 min
Welcome to the first official episode of BTSWTW, featuring 1-star reviews of grocery stores in Cincinnati, OH. Lees meer
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TRAILER
7 december 2018 · 1 min
Is your beach too sandy? Water too wet? Ice too cold? More importantly, do you feel like yelling about it on the internet? We’re here to help. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet features dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by people who just need to have their voice heard. Episodes released every Wednesday. Lees meer
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